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  • 148

    thatonechick

    6 years ago

    why would anyone want to be the pope?

    • 63

      ThatEvilCreeper

      6 years ago

      Why wouldn't you, think of all the power, aha aha HA MUHAHAHA *cough* sorry

    • 82

      Cody Dudash

      6 years ago

      Yeah, but you can't get married or have sex.

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      NOPE.jpg

      6 years ago

      Why would anyone want either of those? Well, sex I can understand, but not marriage.

    • 12

      CLoNeOS

      6 years ago

      If you are the pope, you can choose your name. And there are no rules regarding the name, so it could be anything! Welcome pope Awesome The First!

    • 4

      CLoNeOS

      6 years ago

      If you are the pope, you can choose your name. And there are no rules regarding the name, so it could be anything! Welcome pope Awesome The First!

    • 4

      Richard

      6 years ago

      You Could change the world through allowing same sex marriage and allowing the use of condoms(etc.)

    • 8

      Funperson

      5 years ago

      If I'm Pope I get a cool hat!!!

    • 8

      Whovian #3691

      5 years ago

      Bring it down from the inside...

    • 11

      Jacob Dittmer

      5 years ago

      I like being myself better then a huge "authority" figure that everyone looks up to. If you screw up, you are fucked.

    • 6

      Yetiowin

      4 years ago

      If you are the pope you automatically meet the pope

    • 2

      BlazeFrost

      4 years ago

      as a muslim, this question is fucked up

    • 10

      Krishna Mandal

      4 years ago

      Atheists who chose red want to mess up christianity.

    • 5

      HarryHDC

      3 years ago

      ill be dat (corrupt) Pope (whos a fraud), ill get tonnes of cash, quit, buy a remote island where noone will find me, (with a girl (Duh)) build a house, and live he rest of my life as a full time spoon whittler... wait... oops... i got a bit carried away with an obscure reference... what i ment to say was have sex on the beach... no... stop... i did it again... i meant... uh... get a boat and ... uhh... get a job... and uhh... i dont know any more

    • 2

      HarryHDC

      3 years ago

      (no offence to christians)

    • 1

      HarryHDC

      3 years ago

      i didnt mean corrupt i meant he takes lots of money

    • 1

      HarryHDC

      3 years ago

      and uses it for himself

    • 2

      NotViperWYR

      3 years ago

      YOU GOTTA MEET THE POPE. YOU GOTTA WASH THE POPE. YOU GOT LICK THE POPE. AND YOU GOTTA BE THE POPE. AN- *cough* to much spongebob. sorry...

    • 1

      one ton

      3 years ago

      Yeah, it's kinda like being president, you don't pull the strings and instead of leading a country, you're leading a cult.

    • 1

      JadeTheSeptic

      3 years ago

      AHA ikrr

    • 2

      AustinIsNyanCat

      3 years ago

      Clicked the wrong thing I like me and my family.

    • 1

      KidEmojiBlaster

      3 years ago

      omg

    • 1

      katie

      2 years ago

      if you ware the pope killrs wode kill you

    • 0

      owmyleg

      2 years ago

      you can reform a whole bunch of shit

    • 0

      iljana_Banana

      2 years ago

      cash? and you can hold Babys..

    • 0

      TheElderBuffalo

      2 years ago

      You're also meeting.

    • 0

      harley

      2 years ago

      It would be very boring

    • 1

      Jon Frost

      2 years ago

      I wanna have a blowjob.......dammit picked the wrong one

    • 1

      rocketsyt

      2 years ago

      the pope sux I don't wanna suck

    • 1

      Lol

      2 months ago

      IKR lol

    • 0

      Binyamin

      2 weeks ago

      @BlazeFrost IKR

  • 34

    R3QUIEM

    6 years ago

    Fuck catholics, fuck religion, fuck church. Someone said: Are you too dumb for understanding the universe? Try religion.

    • 15

      Eddie Herrera

      6 years ago

      Shut the fuck up you retarded neckbeard.

    • 1

      TheGoldenBullet

      6 years ago

      Fuck you faggot

    • 14

      Mike Buonomo

      6 years ago

      I want to apologize for the previous two comments. I myself am not very religious. But I'm also not stupid. If you are an atheist, then fine. But when you walk into a wold that is most likely going to be full of religious people, and you say fuck religion. You're asking for a hanging.

    • 4

      Pr0Wolf

      5 years ago

      @Eddie what the fuck is a neck beard lol?

    • 1

      Xiallus

      3 years ago

      Well fuck you then

    • 1

      Karolina

      3 years ago

      You're the Most ignorant person alive

    • 0

      GyroZeppeli

      3 years ago

      fuck everything. Hail Cthulhu.

    • 0

      u chose wrong

      3 years ago

      Fuck me I guess. I'm cancer hitter the 666th

    • 0

      Angelflame

      2 years ago

      I'm an atheist, but shut the fuck up.

    • 0

      trendingcelebhatr

      1 year ago

      lmao! R3QUIEM sounds like he doesn't understand religion, but it's really cute, his little shit about the universe. It's fun watching petty gays and atheists cry that this is a 'White Religion', no matter how obviously untrue it is.

  • 21

    Calvin Hodgson

    6 years ago

    *ahem* attention my loyal followers! God has told me you can all use condoms now! Also, stop hatin' on them gays, we've all thought about it, don't lie.

  • 10

    Cheats Death

    5 years ago

    Honestly, I would hate devoting my entire life to religion

    • 1

      Das

      3 years ago

      I would hate devoting anything to religion ._.

    • 0

      Wolfs

      1 year ago

      you could say the religion is not true

  • 8

    BPRiV

    6 years ago

    People who are saying "You could change the church to accept gay marriage, abortions, etc. are entirely wrong. The Pope is the leader of the Church who upholds Sacred Tradition, not changing it. Nobody with such radical goals will ever be voted in as the Pope.

    • 4

      SomeGuyOverThere

      5 years ago

      1. The post says "Would you rather meet the pope or be the pope?" not "You should go through the lengthy and difficult process of trying to become the pope in real life." It's about which you want, not which you think is going to happen. 2. Those goals aren't radical. Many religious people support marriage equality and other progressive views, just like the Catholic Church now accepts evolution as scientific fact. The Pope doesn't just sit in Vatican City and look pretty, he has the power to change or influence things. 3. What do you think your chances are of meeting the pope? And what would you do if you did?

    • 0

      Skittles

      3 years ago

      The pope is the leader of the Roman Catholic church. Not all the churches.

  • 5

    Tyler

    4 years ago

    i should not be given that power

  • 4

    MrMarco

    6 years ago

    Meet the pope - kill the pope Atheism FTW

  • 4

    Sean Maher

    6 years ago

    I feel bad for Pope Francis, because he's the only one who isn't a flaming hypocrite.

  • 3

    Ralphie

    4 years ago

    come here little boys

  • 3

    oh1752

    5 years ago

    Also, if u like the pope and aren't catholic and know what Catholics are like, I don't care, you don't know anything

    • 0

      Skittles

      3 years ago

      Don't worry. I am actually a Catholic too

  • 3

    Coon

    6 years ago

    I chose to be the pope but i realised it was a pretty horrible decision immediately. For one you have to live a life of abstinence. If you choose to be a rebel pope and say fuck the rules, you'll probably get a lot of shit from media and crap. Who knows maybe you'll get assassinated or kicked out of papacy and disgraced. Also i don't think the pope holds that much power anyways. Theres the hundreds of bishops and shit that he has to go through. Anyways, once you are kicked out from papacy, there'll be millions of catholics who hate you for shaming their religion. I doubt that will be a pleasant life.

  • 3

    Nina

    6 years ago

    I would like to meet him, take a picture of him with me and post it to Instagram.

  • 3

    xlear

    6 years ago

    the pope mobile has a death ray >:D

  • 0

    Oxidine

    17 hours ago

    Excuse me i want a wife pls

  • 2

    Dumbquestioner

    4 years ago

    I'm not a relijustus guy myself, but it would be an honor to meet such an iconic figure.

  • 2

    Cody Achatz

    4 years ago

    To those who wanna be the pope, remember you can't be in any sort of relationship. NO SEX!

  • 2

    very mad guy

    5 years ago

    As an atheist, its a very obvious answer

  • 2

    EpicCheesyTurtle

    5 years ago

    I'd introduce the pope to my fist. I personally find religion to be a joke, people fight over what they think is right too much.

    • 0

      u chose wrong

      3 years ago

      Did you just say religion causes violence...after saying you would punch the fucking pope?

  • 2

    Gabby

    5 years ago

    EVERYONE MUST EAT CHOCOLATE AND WATCH IMPRACTICAL JOKERS.. That is todays sermon you can go now..... (I'm kidding)

  • 2

    Markus Reisenberg

    6 years ago

    OPEN ALL THE ARCHIVES AND TELL THE TRUTH

  • 0

    no u

    2 weeks ago

    if i am the pope i will have all the power

  • 1

    supar garv

    1 year ago

    all the power I'd get from that position, anyone tells anything bad about me and POOOF!!! And I'd justify it by saying "It's the will of GOD!"

    • 1

      supar garv

      1 year ago

      (as in tells anything bad i mean spreads unjust propaganda about me) also you can reform everything, I'd be like Hey guys! God just told me that gay is okay :)

    • 1

      supar garv

      1 year ago

      And maybe i could get enough power to purge any body in a position of power who is against me, then I could make the church so much more accepting then it tends to be.

  • 0

    Ctdkk

    1 month ago

    I thaught it said meet the poop or be the poop

  • 1

    ayden timmerman

    3 years ago

    i'm not religious but he seems pretty cool

  • 1

    chelsea_x

    4 years ago

    probably wouldn't to fulfil the standards. that shit's too hard :)

  • 1

    Job

    5 years ago

    and punch him in the nose.

    • 0

      Krishna Mandal

      4 years ago

      You will be Sentenced to Death because of that you Motherfucking Rule-breaking Atheist

    • 0

      Mtt_Mettaton_Neo

      3 years ago

      Krishna Mandel you have no agrees, and you want to know why? You are saying that all atheists are stupid when if you think about it a lot of the people you know might be atheist, and tell me are your friends smart? Yes okay.

  • 1

    mo0od

    5 years ago

    I don't want both

  • 1

    J4m35

    5 years ago

    Do I have to? Fuck the pope

  • 1

    oh1752

    5 years ago

    R3QUIEM, you'll understand when you die

  • 1

    that_person

    6 years ago

    Pope as in JeromeASF

  • 1

    jonathan kraus

    6 years ago

    BOW BEFORE ME SWINE

  • 1

    Ryan

    6 years ago

    The pope can not have a wife or to have sex he has to be "pure"

    • 4

      Chase F

      6 years ago

      Then I would be a baaaaaaaaaaad pope >;3

    • 1

      Pr0Wolf

      5 years ago

      I would meet him just so I can sock him In the fucking face

    • 1

      Krishna Mandal

      4 years ago

      @Chase F They will kick you out of Papacy and will Shame Christianity you Motherfucking Atheist

    • 1

      Krishna Mandal

      4 years ago

      @Pr0Wolf You will be Sentenced to Death because of that you Motherfucking Rule-breaking Atheist

  • 0

    rayne sutherland

    2 months ago

    what is pope

  • 0

    rayne sutherland

    2 months ago

    hi

  • 0

    fatkid420

    4 months ago

    Pope shitty the bitchy the first

  • 0

    Gundo

    5 months ago

    what is wrong with u people why meet a pope

  • 0

    yanzin

    5 months ago

    if i met the pope i would punch him

  • 0

    jack gamrat

    5 months ago

    i dont want to be a sexaffender

  • 0

    your0mum

    7 months ago

    Meet Pope Pump

  • 0

    aaliyah

    8 months ago

    hell yeah boys and burgers

  • 0

    Ducari0

    8 months ago

    I'm gonna be so corrupted.

  • 0

    Sebastian Grantea

    8 months ago

    i already meet papa but i don t want to be him

  • 0

    RFZ_WILD

    8 months ago

    Why would you not want to be the Pope? The Pope is the leader of the Vatican who have a library full on ancient secret knowledge!!!!! Also you are the head of a VERY VERY BIG AND WELL KNOWN RELIGION. YOU HAVE SO MUCH POWER AS THE POPE!!

  • 0

    loganbrosnahan

    8 months ago

    If I was the Pope I'd insight the next Great Crusade. RaHoWa!

  • 0

    Deb

    9 months ago

    ohhhhh shit this fucked up!

  • 0

    Jed

    10 months ago

    Re-establish papal states

  • 0

    Lee

    11 months ago

    Be the Pope. Change all those dumb rules and Catholicism to actually agree and not contradict the Bible.

  • 0

    Dark Fang

    1 year ago

    I literally slammed my keyboard for this one. I don't need jesus XD

  • 0

    Connor

    1 year ago

    All the monsies are mine!

  • 0

    TheGreatMelon

    1 year ago

    $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

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