Like 100Â°F outside, no AC. Grandma is dreadfully confused and demented and has no clue how to open doors or rolll down windows manually
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- You would rather Wake up in a public bathroom with a handful of singles and a really lazy eye than Wake up in a bathtub full of ice missing a kidney.
- You would rather Eat the same thing 3 meals a day for the rest of your life than Eat whatever you want but have to eat a poop sandwich once a month.
- You would rather Take a shot (1.5 oz.) of Tabasco Sauce than Snort one crushed up Altoid Mint (spearmint) .
- You would rather be forced to wear ponchos 24/7 than be allergic to sugar.
- If you had 1 hour left to live, you would rather spend your last moments with your family than do something crazy that you've always been too scared to do.