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72% go to prison for five years

28% get punched hard in the face every hour of every day for five years

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Go to prison for five years
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297,797 disagree
Get punched hard in the face every hour of every day for five years

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  • 220

    Petar Bajakov

    7 years ago

    Prison implies getting punched AND raped AND shanked.

    • 229

      Zack Acors

      7 years ago

      Doesn't matter, had sex!

    • 54

      duffany1

      7 years ago

      But not every hour of every day. You wouldn't even be able to sleep.

    • 56

      ossmosse

      7 years ago

      Not everyone who goes to prison gets raped and shanked lol

    • 24

      LouisLegend98

      7 years ago

      Depends who you are, BITCH

    • 22

      Jason Doherty

      7 years ago

      Rewritten: Blue : live ( slightly bigger anus ) Red : die

    • 5

      [deleted]

      7 years ago

      Not if it's minimum security.

    • 12

      Noah Washington

      7 years ago

      you would get brain damage

    • 7

      Mayonnaise

      7 years ago

      What they do in prison is a myth.

    • 4

      Boomshakalaka

      7 years ago

      Only if you let em

    • 1

      cowjello1

      7 years ago

      Zack Acors got that punchline from Deep Space 69

    • 6

      Stormageddon

      6 years ago

      What if you went to Halden prison in Norway? content.time.com/time/pho...83,00.html

    • 0

      askMe

      6 years ago

      I prefer swiss prison

    • 1

      Kat

      6 years ago

      Ossmosse Big Daddy's gonna rape you and shank you with his dick in prison.

    • 2

      Laura McCafferty

      6 years ago

      @Stormagedon Take me to Norway + I'll steal stuff= Luxury!!!

    • 0

      Roderius

      5 years ago

      Maybe in prisons you know but there are prisons where something like this doesn't happen.

    • 2

      Michael

      4 years ago

      What if you end up in one of those really high end prisons that is more like a resort than a prison?

    • 1

      Sarah Keener

      4 years ago

      Why do I read the comments after answering? This would have persuaded my vote.

    • 1

      modo

      4 years ago

      no it doesn't

    • 0

      TheBoyGamersFAN

      4 years ago

      Not in denmark

    • 0

      Deadpool

      4 years ago

      Theres a prison that gives the prisoners a desk, a bed, and a TV. Along with a window. Its the most luxorious prison in the world

    • 2

      CanadianBaconMapleSyrup

      3 years ago

      Oddly people would rather be raped and punched than just being punched.

    • 1

      CanadianBaconMapleSyrup

      3 years ago

      Oddly people would rather be raped and punched than just being punched.

    • 1

      Swiftgal3331 AJ

      3 years ago

      TRUUUEEEE

    • 3

      GeoMetric

      3 years ago

      But if you get punched every hour that will cause you to not be able to sleep, affecting you physical and mental health and eventually killing you. I mean, a legitimate, hard punch would keep me awake for 15 minutes at least, plus 7 - 10 to fall asleep.

    • 1

      Tomas Dupree

      3 years ago

      Sex is healthy for a man.

    • 2

      FAST ROYALTY

      3 years ago

      You're retarded. Prison isn't ACTUALLY like that. It's rare that even happens dumbass

    • 0

      cameron

      3 years ago

      no it does not

    • 0

      Andrew Hughes

      3 years ago

      same and fast, do u know how many people get raped in prison because u dont know that every dropped soap=rape

    • 0

      Deathstarjacko

      3 years ago

      It doesn't. Not every prison is an american or russian one.

    • 0

      Alex

      3 years ago

      ud die cuz u cant sleep getting punched and ud last 7 days awake if u dont die of damage to the head first

    • 0

      jennyfromtheblock

      3 years ago

      free food

    • 0

      levisaurus25

      3 years ago

      just make sure you are the bigger man there and dont get raped or shanked then bam everyone with think two times before messing with you

    • 0

      lich

      3 years ago

      not every hour of every day though

    • 0

      GamingFanatic88

      3 years ago

      Why the heck do you think prison is about getting raped, just stay away from people and you'll be fine, and SQUAT to get the soap

    • 0

      Never

      3 years ago

      Wear armour lol.

    • 0

      AandK123

      3 years ago

      Of corse

    • 1

      Alexa

      2 years ago

      Did not say which 5 years. First 5 years=OVER

    • 0

      booquifius

      2 years ago

      I live in the Netherlands, so i would be free in about 5 weeks

    • 0

      Bob

      2 years ago

      not if you are a 6'8 guy with 7+ years training in both muay thai and Brazilian Jujitsu.

    • 0

      Black Pug of Doom

      2 years ago

      hell yeah pussy

    • 2

      wowee

      2 years ago

      not if you mind your own and don't piss anyone off

    • 0

      Matthew

      2 years ago

      Not in NZ, so I'd be fine.

    • 0

      TheDarkForest

      1 year ago

      It depends on what prison it is.. there are tons of unique prisons

    • 0

      zzMakomanzz

      1 year ago

      So you'd rather want to get butchered every 60 minutes, whatever you're doing, wherever you are, even if you're in toilet?

    • 0

      SmolEmoBean

      1 year ago

      Later virgins

    • 1

      Joe

      1 year ago

      get punch in the face, oof! ooof oof oof oof oof of! OOF!

    • 0

      Cobalt_Storm

      1 year ago

      Excuse me, you would prefer blunt force trauma?

    • 0

      ray-romano

      1 year ago

      not entirely, who said you cant be the cool guy in prison who everyone is scared of and calls big ted

    • 0

      Imblue

      1 year ago

      In america yeah, hmmm But not here

    • 0

      Nana

      1 year ago

      rape only if your a girl

    • 0

      Sean

      10 months ago

      No-not neccesarily and not every hour-u can sleep and work out and improve yourself in jail

    • 0

      lilly edwards

      5 months ago

      good point id rather get punched every hour i mean my bf will defend me

    • 0

      Stupid

      1 month ago

      Getting punched isn't so bad!

    • 0

      D3ATHTOFORTNITE

      1 month ago

      I’d be the one who did all that stuff but I like being punched (I don’t know why)

  • 49

    michael

    7 years ago

    get punched hard.... by a todler

    • 23

      Vesko

      7 years ago

      Comprehending the question. You fail at it.

    • 25

      Gage Lamb

      7 years ago

      No, Vesko. He wins at it. A lot.

    • 4

      Advance

      7 years ago

      It means a hard punch for you, not a hard punch for someone else. As in, it would be whatever you legitly call a hard punch.

    • 3

      T.P.N

      7 years ago

      @ Advance would that mean he/she gets they ass whooped by a toddler XD

    • 12

      Divinity

      7 years ago

      the toddler is gonna ahve 5 years to get better O: while in prison, if your tough looking enough wont really be a big deal

  • 16

    lukei

    7 years ago

    I'd probably get the shit beaten out of me in prison every day anyway

    • 4

      Alejandro J Quintani

      7 years ago

      but your ass is safe this way

    • 2

      LeBatman

      7 years ago

      and your face would get really strong over time and it wouldn't hurt as much. Also, it doesn't say you can't wear protective gear. :D

  • 15

    Poptart

    7 years ago

    how is this even a question? And WHY do people want to get punched that much

  • 13

    Jerry Jerryson

    7 years ago

    Man that would suck.

    • 35

      rarity the unicorn

      7 years ago

      get punched hard every hour for 5 years or get beaten up every hour for 5 years and raped on a weekly basis. Punch in face FTW

    • 7

      Booger

      7 years ago

      You sir are a beta pussy faggot.

    • 5

      Charlie Ogden

      7 years ago

      Id like to see those jail people try and rape me

    • 3

      WangJingwei

      7 years ago

      penis

    • 6

      PaperlessPaper

      6 years ago

      @Jerry Jerryson, by perspective, if you think about it, a baby can be punching you and it would feel hard to them but not you.

    • 1

      Pr0Wolf

      5 years ago

      You would die/ have permanent brain damage with red and with prison, no you prob won't get raped or shanked prison is not even close to how they show it in movies

    • 1

      Crunch

      4 years ago

      Isn't this the same thing? Go to prison or get punched all the time. Where's the difference other than you're GUARANTEED getting punched with red

    • 1

      cuck

      3 years ago

      how do you sleep???

  • 5

    soildor

    7 years ago

    Norwegian prison, nuff said.

  • 5

    Alan OBrien

    7 years ago

    I mean you wouldnt be able to sleep at all, you'd go crazy

  • 5

    Booburt

    7 years ago

    I dont see the difference...

  • 5

    LordTetris

    7 years ago

    Jail will be fun! With people dropping the soap all the time.

  • 4

    silentassassin9

    5 years ago

    Just wear a motorcycle helmet.

  • 4

    Starfish

    7 years ago

    Same result both ways

  • 4

    Cody Galusha

    7 years ago

    i answered red...but i honestly didn't see the difference. :P

  • 4

    .Mikayla.

    7 years ago

    The 27 percent are some kinky bitches...

  • 1

    Paul

    2 months ago

    No damaged at all.

    • 0

      Paul

      2 months ago

      *damage. Also,you can stay away from the buff guys to avoid damage.

  • 0

    tomppa

    6 days ago

    I would die if i choose red.

  • 2

    Aperson

    5 years ago

    Free TV, Meals, no rent or get punched constantly in the face? LOL

  • 2

    DaRaptor117

    5 years ago

    43,800 times of being punched in the face is gonna leave a mark.

  • 2

    coolwolf53

    6 years ago

    I rather get punched in the face then get raped in prison

  • 2

    xRellx

    6 years ago

    Look up "prison in Norway"

  • 2

    Emma Kellyn

    7 years ago

    LAWL im a girl, i wouldnt get raped, they dont keep boys and girls together

  • 2

    Jorge Peña Lama

    7 years ago

    I dont want to be raped.

  • 2

    Rory Willams

    7 years ago

    There are Some REALLY nice prisons. look it up

  • 2

    Eric Ren

    7 years ago

    Theyre kind of the same lol

  • 2

    Thord Pettersen Tokl

    7 years ago

    I live in Norway. Look up our legalsystem and shit...it's like 5 years on a 4star hotel.

  • 2

    Kaiba

    7 years ago

    Get shit done.

  • 2

    Lisa

    7 years ago

    Prison by far. I did nothing wrong so it wouldn't affect my criminal record and I could use the time to do something useful.

  • 2

    Kendall Walls

    7 years ago

    I've seen a discovery channel show about prison and some of them are just like life without freedom and in costumes.

  • 0

    TheDoctorDonna

    4 weeks ago

    Two words: prison escape

  • 0

    HKBK

    1 month ago

    I did the math and choosing red means getting punched 43,800 times, plus 24 because 5 years includes 1 leap year. NOT. WORTH. IT. I'll take my 5 years of prison and be on my way, thanks.

  • 1

    zane

    2 years ago

    agree

  • 1

    8_Bit_Kid

    3 years ago

    I could be a guard not a inmate

  • 1

    Joel Heiskanen

    4 years ago

    I'd go to prison, because Norway-style prisons

  • 1

    TCphantom

    4 years ago

    Is there a difference??

  • 1

    Chris

    4 years ago

    Prison isn't a fun place guys.

  • 1

    alxg

    4 years ago

    i could fight back

  • 1

    Autumn Cook

    4 years ago

    Prisons can be super nice

  • 1

    Kristian

    5 years ago

    Bastoy Prison Island. /thread

  • 1

    Alex_Turner

    5 years ago

    Orange is the new black leggo

  • 1

    wellwellwell

    5 years ago

    5 words: ORANGE. IS. THE. NEW. BLACK.

  • 1

    Ford Williams

    5 years ago

    Just wear full head covering helmet.

  • 1

    Sophie

    5 years ago

    Prison fucks you up. You could live the rest of your life out having PTSD and a number of other mental disorders you struggle with, aside from the torn open asshole. So nah, I'd pick the face punches.

  • 1

    BritishNoodles

    5 years ago

    I really dont want to get raped and get beaten up

  • 1

    Braydon

    5 years ago

    All I need to do is get a face mask and not need to worry for 5 years.

  • 1

    unicorn dawgs

    6 years ago

    Who said it isn't a prison for nice people??

  • 1

    bestpoints

    6 years ago

    Who said who you got punched in the face from? You could get punched in the face from a three year old every hour and it would barely hurt! I would rather do that instead of going to JAIL for 5 years!

  • 1

    ThurnisHaley

    6 years ago

    Same thing right?

  • 1

    Andurin the trainer

    6 years ago

    You would get shanked beaten raped and all sorts of crap like that

  • 1

    SteveY

    6 years ago

    Rather get punch every hour than being fucked every hour..

  • 1

    Sponge Bong Hemp Pants

    7 years ago

    To who ever chose prison thats male hope you enjoy getting hammered up the ass

  • 1

    verminfilth

    7 years ago

    think about it. after no more than a week, you would be concussed literally all of the time. this should be a no-brainer. going with being punched, i doubt you'd live longer than a month.

    • 0

      OzanLS

      7 years ago

      It never said you would get punched hard,

    • 0

      OzanLS

      7 years ago

      You could get punched hard by a baby,

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