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Not soil yourself, but everyone thinks you did

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No matter how much you try to convince them, people will always think you did or didn't do it.

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  • 432

    p01arb33r

    4 years ago

    farmers get soil on them all the time

    • 108

      LOLking

      4 years ago

      I love you.

    • 110

      TheFarmer

      4 years ago

      Yes, yes we do.

    • 18

      .......SUPRISE......

      4 years ago

      nice thanks

    • 7

      SunnyCrapCake

      3 years ago

      Thanks.

    • 3

      kelkonerri

      2 years ago

      -Dies at this comment- STAHP LMAO

    • 47

      glitchface

      2 years ago

      SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT

    • 5

      glitchface

      2 years ago

      i don't fucking know xD

    • 3

      Bjama

      2 years ago

      R u married jk lol thanks ya made my day

    • 2

      destroyedprawn

      2 years ago

      What if you were on the toilet

    • 4

      Jacob Dittmer

      1 year ago

      "I didn't shit!" "Yes you fucking did!" vs leaving quietly.

    • 4

      musicphantom1901

      1 year ago

      I regret my decision.

    • 3

      Evalgra

      1 year ago

      According to the description, I could soil myself, and if I tried to tell people I did nobody would believe me. Lol.

    • 6

      Micah Frazier

      1 year ago

      Fuck what other people think

    • 0

      Sebastian Carman

      9 months ago

      total rofl bruh dont know what it means. Yes I would rather get soil on myself than soil myself, but srsly tho im dying right now. If anyone does'nt know what soiling yourself is, it means to sh*t you pants

    • 3

      ISuckAtNames

      7 months ago

      Who said you cant prove it by showing them your not-soiled-on ass cheeks? XD

    • 0

      DerpleMerp

      6 months ago

      It means go to the bathroom on yourself

    • 1

      Sonikku

      5 months ago

      Lol Garden work for me

    • 1

      Quadrax Mkakapo

      5 months ago

      skills... the skills...

    • 0

      kingman

      5 months ago

      :D

    • 1

      Trevor

      4 months ago

      hah

    • 1

      ianisepicc

      3 months ago

      LOL

    • 1

      YoutubePhan

      1 month ago

      lol

    • 1

      funkydude

      1 month ago

      lol that is off the hook crazy boyzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    • 0

      BraZZers

      3 weeks ago

      i'm fuckin invisible

    • 0

      BraZZers

      3 weeks ago

      i thot it ment bury yourself lol

    • 0

      Emma Swan

      1 week ago

      Yeah, and do they complain?

  • 69

    Rythmbot

    4 years ago

    Eff that. I'd just drop my pants and be like, "WHAT NOW, B*TCH??"

  • 43

    Greg

    4 years ago

    "No matter how much you try to convince them, people will always think you did or DIDN'T do it." :Guys I'm serious that one time we were all at the food court I totally shit myself!! :Whatever dude no one believes you..

    • 14

      Bradley

      4 years ago

      made my day :)

    • 0

      Jose Luis Zaragoza

      3 years ago

      hahaha really guys, why don't you believe me? hahaha

    • 4

      xazzax

      9 months ago

      "Come on, guys, look at this, there is literally sh*t covering my pants!" "No one cares, Joe. We all know that it's really just wet paper towels" "But... But... IT'S COMING OUT OF MY ASS AS WE'RE SPEAKING." "Yeah, I don't care about all that surgery you had to make fake poop come out of you. Just shut up and eat your food." "DOES NO ONE NOTICE OR CARE THAT I JUST SH*T ALL OVER THE FLOOR?!"

    • 0

      Bessy

      1 month ago

      I laughed for about 2 minutes after reading this.

  • 29

    Isabelle

    4 years ago

    the worst part of soiling yourself is being embarrassed so if nobody knew it wouldnt be that bad

    • 4

      LeBatman

      3 years ago

      especially if it happened in the shower

    • 0

      Wolfe

      2 years ago

      @Lebatman oviously it is soposed to be in public

  • 11

    Frank LaNasa

    4 years ago

    You can clean shit up but can't clean the shame.

  • 9

    Julian Lutz

    4 years ago

    Sounds more like a superpower to me

  • 9

    Sam

    4 years ago

    SOILED IT. SOILED IT.

    • 4

      Max Levinton

      3 years ago

      WT F man THATS the funniest shit ever literally ,And i mean the actual definition, Literally loled

  • 8

    Johnny

    4 years ago

    I can always just pull my pants down. Besides, who wants shit or piss pants?

    • 5

      David Bell

      4 years ago

      well if its cold, well, you know the rest

    • 1

      Carter Paulette

      2 years ago

      No matter how much you try to convince them, people will always think you did or didn't do it

  • 7

    Swxxt

    4 years ago

    Today I learned people care too much about what other people think about them and would rather SHIT THEMSELVES.

  • 5

    Destruction

    3 years ago

    If I smelled like cat piss, I'm sure you wouldn't want to be my friend.

  • 5

    Peter Wolodkin

    3 years ago

    BECAUSE I LIKE THE FEELING IN MY PANTS

  • 5

    pkses

    4 years ago

    Then what's the problem?

  • 4

    MinecraftPonieZ

    2 years ago

    I just wanna get in on the f****** conversation....

  • 4

    Jordan

    4 years ago

    I can prove that I didn't

  • 2

    trippygnome

    3 years ago

    As long as I know I really didn't I'm good. If you picked soil yourself that's just gross

    • 0

      Jose Luis Zaragoza

      3 years ago

      so u rather have the people think you soiled yourself than actually soil yourself but no one except you will ever know?

  • 2

    Matthew

    3 years ago

    Uhhh guys soil is pissing not shitting.

  • 0

    yomama

    2 weeks ago

    i clicked the wrong one while messing about with my mouse e.e

  • 1

    Kevin

    8 months ago

    I could just show them that i didnt xD

  • 0

    mads

    3 weeks ago

    James Bond Spectre: make me disappear

  • 0

    Steve

    1 month ago

    I shart my pants enough. so I'm used to it.

  • 0

    ConnorDotEXE

    1 month ago

    i think i'd rather shit my bowels outta myself and have no one know much more than have everyone think i did

  • 0

    Shia LaBeouf

    1 month ago

    What if I tear my pants off? Will that be convincing enough?

  • 0

    Bentlybarkley

    1 month ago

    If no one knows what's the big deal

  • 0

    Lily_Da_Boss

    1 month ago

    hehehe I don't have to listen to everyones bull shit

  • 0

    LuigiEmeralds

    1 month ago

    &: *O*

  • 0

    deimos

    1 month ago

    Nobody knew.

  • 1

    Cdp11159

    2 years ago

    pull down your pants and show them... >:)

  • 1

    Gabby

    3 years ago

    Let's save the burning of clothes and the bleaching of my shower. Let people think what they want to.

  • 1

    Mythred

    3 years ago

    Stupid question.

  • 1

    Matthew

    3 years ago

    The warmth could be nice.

  • 1

    David Bell

    4 years ago

    soooo, waaarrrrmmm

  • 1

    Morgan Marie

    4 years ago

    dumb question. who the hell would pick red????

  • 0

    GoldenManDude

    2 months ago

    PRESUMED DEAD BABY

  • 0

    batman

    2 months ago

    clean it?

  • 0

    King Mac

    2 months ago

    I can see how much they care

  • 0

    Meghangg04

    2 months ago

    So you would want to walk around all day with crap in your pants. What's wrong with you people. Just fricken pull down your pants in public if you have to just to prove them wrong

  • 0

    eitherplayer097

    2 months ago

    Punch them in the face

  • 0

    eitherplayer097

    2 months ago

    Punch them in the face

  • 0

    DiamondMan3601

    2 months ago

    TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

  • 0

    JIpKing

    2 months ago

    soil is dirt and farmers get soil on themselves all the time

  • 0

    mysticsquire

    2 months ago

    do it all the time troll XD

  • 0

    WolfPlayz554

    3 months ago

    Nobody knows about me?! Easy fucking choice there!

  • 0

    DogeGamer15

    3 months ago

    why would u want to be berried alive

    • 1

      DiamondMan3601

      2 months ago

      dude it doesn't mean getting buried alive it means get soil on you

  • 0

    Kapil Singh

    3 months ago

    I'd rather not have actual waste on me.

  • 0

    John Titor

    4 months ago

    I least I no longer need to pay tax.

  • 0

    John Titor

    4 months ago

    I least I no longer need to pay tax.

  • 0

    Chocolate Chip Coder

    4 months ago

    Ok

  • 0

    CHANDEEE

    5 months ago

    What does soil mean

  • 0

    Christine McGarry

    5 months ago

    It would feel good to soil yourself and feel how cold the turd would be!

  • 0

    Tard

    5 months ago

    Never specified the severity of said soiling.

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