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77% soil yourself and have nobody know

23% not soil yourself, but everyone thinks you did

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Soil yourself and have nobody know
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Not soil yourself, but everyone thinks you did

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No matter how much you try to convince them, people will always think you did or didn't do it.

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  • 347

    p01arb33r

    4 years ago

    farmers get soil on them all the time

    • 84

      LOLking

      3 years ago

      I love you.

    • 89

      TheFarmer

      3 years ago

      Yes, yes we do.

    • 13

      .......SUPRISE......

      3 years ago

      nice thanks

    • 4

      SunnyCrapCake

      2 years ago

      Thanks.

    • 1

      kelkonerri

      2 years ago

      -Dies at this comment- STAHP LMAO

    • 33

      glitchface

      2 years ago

      SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT

    • 5

      glitchface

      2 years ago

      i don't fucking know xD

    • 3

      Bjama

      1 year ago

      R u married jk lol thanks ya made my day

    • 1

      destroyedprawn

      1 year ago

      What if you were on the toilet

    • 3

      Jacob Dittmer

      1 year ago

      "I didn't shit!" "Yes you fucking did!" vs leaving quietly.

    • 2

      musicphantom1901

      10 months ago

      I regret my decision.

    • 1

      Evalgra

      10 months ago

      According to the description, I could soil myself, and if I tried to tell people I did nobody would believe me. Lol.

    • 2

      Micah Frazier

      9 months ago

      Fuck what other people think

    • 0

      Sebastian Carman

      2 months ago

      total rofl bruh dont know what it means. Yes I would rather get soil on myself than soil myself, but srsly tho im dying right now. If anyone does'nt know what soiling yourself is, it means to sh*t you pants

    • 0

      ISuckAtNames

      3 weeks ago

      Who said you cant prove it by showing them your not-soiled-on ass cheeks? XD

  • 66

    Rythmbot

    3 years ago

    Eff that. I'd just drop my pants and be like, "WHAT NOW, B*TCH??"

  • 39

    Greg

    3 years ago

    "No matter how much you try to convince them, people will always think you did or DIDN'T do it." :Guys I'm serious that one time we were all at the food court I totally shit myself!! :Whatever dude no one believes you..

    • 13

      Bradley

      3 years ago

      made my day :)

    • 0

      Jose Luis Zaragoza

      3 years ago

      hahaha really guys, why don't you believe me? hahaha

    • 2

      xazzax

      2 months ago

      "Come on, guys, look at this, there is literally sh*t covering my pants!" "No one cares, Joe. We all know that it's really just wet paper towels" "But... But... IT'S COMING OUT OF MY ASS AS WE'RE SPEAKING." "Yeah, I don't care about all that surgery you had to make fake poop come out of you. Just shut up and eat your food." "DOES NO ONE NOTICE OR CARE THAT I JUST SH*T ALL OVER THE FLOOR?!"

  • 27

    Isabelle

    4 years ago

    the worst part of soiling yourself is being embarrassed so if nobody knew it wouldnt be that bad

    • 3

      LeBatman

      3 years ago

      especially if it happened in the shower

    • 0

      Wolfe

      1 year ago

      @Lebatman oviously it is soposed to be in public

  • 11

    Frank LaNasa

    3 years ago

    You can clean shit up but can't clean the shame.

  • 9

    Sam

    3 years ago

    SOILED IT. SOILED IT.

    • 3

      Max Levinton

      3 years ago

      WT F man THATS the funniest shit ever literally ,And i mean the actual definition, Literally loled

  • 8

    Julian Lutz

    3 years ago

    Sounds more like a superpower to me

  • 8

    Johnny

    3 years ago

    I can always just pull my pants down. Besides, who wants shit or piss pants?

    • 5

      David Bell

      3 years ago

      well if its cold, well, you know the rest

    • 0

      Carter Paulette

      1 year ago

      No matter how much you try to convince them, people will always think you did or didn't do it

  • 6

    Swxxt

    3 years ago

    Today I learned people care too much about what other people think about them and would rather SHIT THEMSELVES.

  • 5

    Peter Wolodkin

    3 years ago

    BECAUSE I LIKE THE FEELING IN MY PANTS

  • 5

    pkses

    3 years ago

    Then what's the problem?

  • 4

    Jordan

    3 years ago

    I can prove that I didn't

  • 3

    Destruction

    3 years ago

    If I smelled like cat piss, I'm sure you wouldn't want to be my friend.

  • 0

    Vanny Falkon

    4 days ago

    SOILED IT

  • 2

    MinecraftPonieZ

    1 year ago

    I just wanna get in on the f****** conversation....

  • 0

    UltraLegoGamer

    1 week ago

    SOILED IT. SOILED IT.

  • 2

    trippygnome

    3 years ago

    As long as I know I really didn't I'm good. If you picked soil yourself that's just gross

    • 0

      Jose Luis Zaragoza

      3 years ago

      so u rather have the people think you soiled yourself than actually soil yourself but no one except you will ever know?

  • 0

    GroominGabe

    3 weeks ago

    Well, if I shat my pants, and nobody knows, then there is no humiliation!

  • 0

    Renato

    1 month ago

    Everyone thinks a lot about me...

  • 0

    Dana

    1 month ago

    pooodiepie did this one YAYAYAYAYYA

  • 0

    Marino Jakimoski

    1 month ago

    I don't even know what that means

  • 0

    Rahn

    1 month ago

    I can live with squishy pants for five minutes but being embarrassed for years... no thanks

  • 0

    KInky_Virgin

    1 month ago

    im not 12 i dont care what people think

  • 1

    Cdp11159

    2 years ago

    pull down your pants and show them... >:)

  • 0

    RebeccaAnn

    1 month ago

    i would rather not piss myself, and i really don't care what people think of me so.

  • 1

    Gabby

    2 years ago

    Let's save the burning of clothes and the bleaching of my shower. Let people think what they want to.

  • 0

    Wonyenners

    1 month ago

    No harm, no foul as they say

  • 1

    Mythred

    3 years ago

    Stupid question.

  • 1

    Matthew

    3 years ago

    Uhhh guys soil is pissing not shitting.

  • 1

    Matthew

    3 years ago

    The warmth could be nice.

  • 1

    David Bell

    3 years ago

    soooo, waaarrrrmmm

  • 0

    Kevin

    1 month ago

    I could just show them that i didnt xD

  • 1

    Morgan Marie

    3 years ago

    dumb question. who the hell would pick red????

  • 0

    Ron

    2 months ago

    If you chose for everyone to think you did, would they still think you did if you ripped off your pants and showed everyone your pants?

  • 0

    Quamal

    2 months ago

    I have thick pants

  • 0

    NoriMori

    2 months ago

    For me, the worst part about soiling myself would be the embarrassment. If nobody knows I did it, there's nothing to be embarrassed about. Sure, it'd be uncomfortable until I changed, but I wouldn't have to worry about anyone seeing what happened before I got cleaned up.

  • 0

    kittenkitten

    2 months ago

    the pranks doh

  • 0

    KakaKarrotCake

    2 months ago

    just moon'em

  • 0

    Big Al

    2 months ago

    If I didn't then I can prove everyone wrong, then I appear the good guy.

  • 0

    Carla Simoes Ferreira

    2 months ago

    #At doctors with mom!

  • 0

    Scooter Craig

    2 months ago

    Better to crap and flee than see others loose their glee

  • 0

    SmartPaul

    7 months ago

    I SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT!

  • 0

    fluffy poop

    7 months ago

    Just pull your pants down and show em your clean thong

  • 0

    Nellie

    8 months ago

    Joke's on them then.

  • 0

    Kerk

    1 year ago

    I dont care what you think at least im not soiled!

  • 0

    Ian Cheshier

    1 year ago

    Everyone who picked red think about all the times youve gone in the water.

  • 0

    Eeveelover416

    1 year ago

    No one will ever know my secret... That you soiled yourself

  • 0

    Eeveelover416

    1 year ago

    No one will ever know my secret... That you soiled yourself

  • 0

    Sexy man

    1 year ago

    Tell girls to smell your pants then get a blow job

  • 0

    Kurt Mitchell

    1 year ago

    80% of us are dirty pant pooers!

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