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76% soil yourself and have nobody know

24% not soil yourself, but everyone thinks you did

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Soil yourself and have nobody know
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Not soil yourself, but everyone thinks you did

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No matter how much you try to convince them, people will always think you did or didn't do it.

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  • 400

    p01arb33r

    4 years ago

    farmers get soil on them all the time

    • 98

      LOLking

      3 years ago

      I love you.

    • 101

      TheFarmer

      3 years ago

      Yes, yes we do.

    • 15

      .......SUPRISE......

      3 years ago

      nice thanks

    • 5

      SunnyCrapCake

      3 years ago

      Thanks.

    • 2

      kelkonerri

      2 years ago

      -Dies at this comment- STAHP LMAO

    • 43

      glitchface

      2 years ago

      SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT

    • 5

      glitchface

      2 years ago

      i don't fucking know xD

    • 3

      Bjama

      1 year ago

      R u married jk lol thanks ya made my day

    • 2

      destroyedprawn

      1 year ago

      What if you were on the toilet

    • 4

      Jacob Dittmer

      1 year ago

      "I didn't shit!" "Yes you fucking did!" vs leaving quietly.

    • 3

      musicphantom1901

      1 year ago

      I regret my decision.

    • 2

      Evalgra

      1 year ago

      According to the description, I could soil myself, and if I tried to tell people I did nobody would believe me. Lol.

    • 5

      Micah Frazier

      1 year ago

      Fuck what other people think

    • 0

      Sebastian Carman

      5 months ago

      total rofl bruh dont know what it means. Yes I would rather get soil on myself than soil myself, but srsly tho im dying right now. If anyone does'nt know what soiling yourself is, it means to sh*t you pants

    • 2

      ISuckAtNames

      4 months ago

      Who said you cant prove it by showing them your not-soiled-on ass cheeks? XD

    • 0

      DerpleMerp

      3 months ago

      It means go to the bathroom on yourself

    • 0

      Sonikku

      2 months ago

      Lol Garden work for me

    • 0

      Quadrax Mkakapo

      2 months ago

      skills... the skills...

    • 0

      kingman

      2 months ago

      :D

    • 0

      Trevor

      1 month ago

      hah

    • 0

      ianisepicc

      3 weeks ago

      LOL

  • 67

    Rythmbot

    4 years ago

    Eff that. I'd just drop my pants and be like, "WHAT NOW, B*TCH??"

  • 41

    Greg

    4 years ago

    "No matter how much you try to convince them, people will always think you did or DIDN'T do it." :Guys I'm serious that one time we were all at the food court I totally shit myself!! :Whatever dude no one believes you..

    • 13

      Bradley

      3 years ago

      made my day :)

    • 0

      Jose Luis Zaragoza

      3 years ago

      hahaha really guys, why don't you believe me? hahaha

    • 4

      xazzax

      6 months ago

      "Come on, guys, look at this, there is literally sh*t covering my pants!" "No one cares, Joe. We all know that it's really just wet paper towels" "But... But... IT'S COMING OUT OF MY ASS AS WE'RE SPEAKING." "Yeah, I don't care about all that surgery you had to make fake poop come out of you. Just shut up and eat your food." "DOES NO ONE NOTICE OR CARE THAT I JUST SH*T ALL OVER THE FLOOR?!"

  • 29

    Isabelle

    4 years ago

    the worst part of soiling yourself is being embarrassed so if nobody knew it wouldnt be that bad

    • 4

      LeBatman

      3 years ago

      especially if it happened in the shower

    • 0

      Wolfe

      2 years ago

      @Lebatman oviously it is soposed to be in public

  • 11

    Frank LaNasa

    3 years ago

    You can clean shit up but can't clean the shame.

  • 9

    Julian Lutz

    3 years ago

    Sounds more like a superpower to me

  • 9

    Sam

    3 years ago

    SOILED IT. SOILED IT.

    • 4

      Max Levinton

      3 years ago

      WT F man THATS the funniest shit ever literally ,And i mean the actual definition, Literally loled

  • 8

    Johnny

    4 years ago

    I can always just pull my pants down. Besides, who wants shit or piss pants?

    • 5

      David Bell

      3 years ago

      well if its cold, well, you know the rest

    • 1

      Carter Paulette

      2 years ago

      No matter how much you try to convince them, people will always think you did or didn't do it

  • 7

    Swxxt

    3 years ago

    Today I learned people care too much about what other people think about them and would rather SHIT THEMSELVES.

  • 5

    Peter Wolodkin

    3 years ago

    BECAUSE I LIKE THE FEELING IN MY PANTS

  • 5

    pkses

    3 years ago

    Then what's the problem?

  • 4

    Destruction

    3 years ago

    If I smelled like cat piss, I'm sure you wouldn't want to be my friend.

  • 4

    Jordan

    4 years ago

    I can prove that I didn't

  • 3

    MinecraftPonieZ

    1 year ago

    I just wanna get in on the f****** conversation....

  • 0

    WolfPlayz554

    5 days ago

    Nobody knows about me?! Easy fucking choice there!

  • 0

    DogeGamer15

    1 week ago

    why would u want to be berried alive

  • 2

    trippygnome

    3 years ago

    As long as I know I really didn't I'm good. If you picked soil yourself that's just gross

    • 0

      Jose Luis Zaragoza

      3 years ago

      so u rather have the people think you soiled yourself than actually soil yourself but no one except you will ever know?

  • 2

    Matthew

    3 years ago

    Uhhh guys soil is pissing not shitting.

  • 1

    Kevin

    5 months ago

    I could just show them that i didnt xD

  • 0

    Kapil Singh

    2 weeks ago

    I'd rather not have actual waste on me.

  • 0

    John Titor

    1 month ago

    I least I no longer need to pay tax.

  • 0

    John Titor

    1 month ago

    I least I no longer need to pay tax.

  • 1

    Cdp11159

    2 years ago

    pull down your pants and show them... >:)

  • 1

    Gabby

    3 years ago

    Let's save the burning of clothes and the bleaching of my shower. Let people think what they want to.

  • 1

    Mythred

    3 years ago

    Stupid question.

  • 1

    Matthew

    3 years ago

    The warmth could be nice.

  • 1

    David Bell

    3 years ago

    soooo, waaarrrrmmm

  • 1

    Morgan Marie

    4 years ago

    dumb question. who the hell would pick red????

  • 0

    Chocolate Chip Coder

    1 month ago

    Ok

  • 0

    CHANDEEE

    2 months ago

    What does soil mean

  • 0

    Christine McGarry

    2 months ago

    It would feel good to soil yourself and feel how cold the turd would be!

  • 0

    Tard

    2 months ago

    Never specified the severity of said soiling.

  • 0

    Snake

    2 months ago

    I don't care what people think. I will scare them so hard to prove them that the soiling buisness is for them.

  • 0

    Pubsjs

    2 months ago

    It doesn't say how much

  • 0

    Charlotte057

    2 months ago

    That's easy, just pull down your pants and be like, "look! I didn't soil myself after all." It would get people to shut up.

  • 0

    Elitezia

    2 months ago

    I don't get it? is there hiding behind the word soil???

  • 0

    Th3L3gitMast3r

    2 months ago

    SOILED IT

  • 0

    SonOfTheSea02

    3 months ago

    SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT!

  • 0

    SonOfTheSea02

    3 months ago

    SOILED IT!

  • 0

    TheClumsyGamer <3

    3 months ago

    Just add a the letter P and it becomes Spoil!

  • 0

    Bob da boss

    3 months ago

    I just show them boom prof be un beatbel

  • 0

    Josh

    3 months ago

    If no one notices that you pissed in your pants, you are surrounded by retards...

  • 0

    Shadyflames

    3 months ago

    Who cares about other's opinion.. amirite..?

  • 0

    Vanny Falkon

    3 months ago

    SOILED IT

  • 0

    UltraLegoGamer

    3 months ago

    SOILED IT. SOILED IT.

  • 0

    GroominGabe

    4 months ago

    Well, if I shat my pants, and nobody knows, then there is no humiliation!

  • 0

    Renato

    4 months ago

    Everyone thinks a lot about me...

  • 0

    Dana

    4 months ago

    pooodiepie did this one YAYAYAYAYYA

  • 0

    Marino Jakimoski

    4 months ago

    I don't even know what that means

  • 0

    Rahn

    4 months ago

    I can live with squishy pants for five minutes but being embarrassed for years... no thanks

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