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76% soil yourself and have nobody know

24% not soil yourself, but everyone thinks you did

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Soil yourself and have nobody know
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Not soil yourself, but everyone thinks you did

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No matter how much you try to convince them, people will always think you did or didn't do it.

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    p01arb33r

    4 years ago

    farmers get soil on them all the time

    • 116

      LOLking

      4 years ago

      I love you.

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      TheFarmer

      4 years ago

      Yes, yes we do.

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      .......SUPRISE......

      4 years ago

      nice thanks

    • 8

      SunnyCrapCake

      3 years ago

      Thanks.

    • 4

      kelkonerri

      3 years ago

      -Dies at this comment- STAHP LMAO

    • 55

      glitchface

      2 years ago

      SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT

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      glitchface

      2 years ago

      i don't fucking know xD

    • 3

      Bjama

      2 years ago

      R u married jk lol thanks ya made my day

    • 2

      destroyedprawn

      2 years ago

      What if you were on the toilet

    • 4

      Jacob Dittmer

      2 years ago

      "I didn't shit!" "Yes you fucking did!" vs leaving quietly.

    • 4

      musicphantom1901

      1 year ago

      I regret my decision.

    • 3

      Evalgra

      1 year ago

      According to the description, I could soil myself, and if I tried to tell people I did nobody would believe me. Lol.

    • 6

      Micah Frazier

      1 year ago

      Fuck what other people think

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      Sebastian Carman

      1 year ago

      total rofl bruh dont know what it means. Yes I would rather get soil on myself than soil myself, but srsly tho im dying right now. If anyone does'nt know what soiling yourself is, it means to sh*t you pants

    • 4

      ISuckAtNames

      10 months ago

      Who said you cant prove it by showing them your not-soiled-on ass cheeks? XD

    • 1

      DerpleMerp

      9 months ago

      It means go to the bathroom on yourself

    • 1

      Sonikku

      9 months ago

      Lol Garden work for me

    • 1

      Quadrax Mkakapo

      8 months ago

      skills... the skills...

    • 0

      kingman

      8 months ago

      :D

    • 1

      Trevor

      7 months ago

      hah

    • 1

      ianisepicc

      7 months ago

      LOL

    • 2

      YoutubePhan

      5 months ago

      lol

    • 1

      funkydude

      4 months ago

      lol that is off the hook crazy boyzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    • 0

      BraZZers

      4 months ago

      i'm fuckin invisible

    • 0

      BraZZers

      4 months ago

      i thot it ment bury yourself lol

    • 0

      Emma Swan

      3 months ago

      Yeah, and do they complain?

    • 0

      Blitz

      1 month ago

      The perfection of this scenario

    • 0

      supkk

      1 month ago

      I don't see how they couldn't get it on them

    • 0

      DareBear

      2 weeks ago

      nice

    • 0

      Katrina

      4 days ago

      W-When it says soil ..... that is SO not the meaning....

  • 70

    Rythmbot

    4 years ago

    Eff that. I'd just drop my pants and be like, "WHAT NOW, B*TCH??"

  • 46

    Greg

    4 years ago

    "No matter how much you try to convince them, people will always think you did or DIDN'T do it." :Guys I'm serious that one time we were all at the food court I totally shit myself!! :Whatever dude no one believes you..

    • 14

      Bradley

      4 years ago

      made my day :)

    • 0

      Jose Luis Zaragoza

      3 years ago

      hahaha really guys, why don't you believe me? hahaha

    • 5

      xazzax

      1 year ago

      "Come on, guys, look at this, there is literally sh*t covering my pants!" "No one cares, Joe. We all know that it's really just wet paper towels" "But... But... IT'S COMING OUT OF MY ASS AS WE'RE SPEAKING." "Yeah, I don't care about all that surgery you had to make fake poop come out of you. Just shut up and eat your food." "DOES NO ONE NOTICE OR CARE THAT I JUST SH*T ALL OVER THE FLOOR?!"

    • 1

      Bessy

      4 months ago

      I laughed for about 2 minutes after reading this.

  • 32

    Isabelle

    4 years ago

    the worst part of soiling yourself is being embarrassed so if nobody knew it wouldnt be that bad

    • 4

      LeBatman

      4 years ago

      especially if it happened in the shower

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      Wolfe

      2 years ago

      @Lebatman oviously it is soposed to be in public

  • 12

    Frank LaNasa

    4 years ago

    You can clean shit up but can't clean the shame.

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    Sam

    4 years ago

    SOILED IT. SOILED IT.

    • 4

      Max Levinton

      4 years ago

      WT F man THATS the funniest shit ever literally ,And i mean the actual definition, Literally loled

  • 10

    Julian Lutz

    4 years ago

    Sounds more like a superpower to me

  • 9

    Swxxt

    4 years ago

    Today I learned people care too much about what other people think about them and would rather SHIT THEMSELVES.

  • 9

    Johnny

    4 years ago

    I can always just pull my pants down. Besides, who wants shit or piss pants?

    • 5

      David Bell

      4 years ago

      well if its cold, well, you know the rest

    • 1

      Carter Paulette

      2 years ago

      No matter how much you try to convince them, people will always think you did or didn't do it

  • 6

    Destruction

    4 years ago

    If I smelled like cat piss, I'm sure you wouldn't want to be my friend.

  • 6

    pkses

    4 years ago

    Then what's the problem?

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    Peter Wolodkin

    4 years ago

    BECAUSE I LIKE THE FEELING IN MY PANTS

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      Foxyvsfreddy

      2 months ago

      SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED ITSOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT 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  • 1

    Secondian Thiridian

    2 weeks ago

    I legitimately pee myself all the time. Seriously.

  • 4

    MinecraftPonieZ

    2 years ago

    I just wanna get in on the f****** conversation....

  • 1

    Rhinorulz

    3 weeks ago

    I just found the ultimate loophole. As long as someone is there to observe, and/or you are wearing clothing on your lower half, you never will have to go to the bathroom. So when someone accuses you, you can just pull down your britches and show them that they are imagining things. And if someone Knows something, then they can't think otherwise.

  • 4

    Jordan

    4 years ago

    I can prove that I didn't

  • 3

    Cdp11159

    3 years ago

    pull down your pants and show them... >:)

  • 1

    Foxyvsfreddy

    2 months ago

    Me: But really guys, that movie was SO FUCKING SCARY. I PISSED MYSELF. Guy1: No you fucking didn't, retard ME: ITS DRIPPING DOWN MY LEG. G1: Where the hell did you get that lemonade? ME: OH MY FUCKING GOD THERES A FUCKING PUDDLE OF PISS TRAILING FROM THE FUCKING CINEMA

  • 1

    Steve

    4 months ago

    I shart my pants enough. so I'm used to it.

  • 1

    ConnorDotEXE

    4 months ago

    i think i'd rather shit my bowels outta myself and have no one know much more than have everyone think i did

  • 2

    Gabby

    3 years ago

    Let's save the burning of clothes and the bleaching of my shower. Let people think what they want to.

  • 2

    trippygnome

    3 years ago

    As long as I know I really didn't I'm good. If you picked soil yourself that's just gross

    • 0

      Jose Luis Zaragoza

      3 years ago

      so u rather have the people think you soiled yourself than actually soil yourself but no one except you will ever know?

  • 2

    Matthew

    4 years ago

    Uhhh guys soil is pissing not shitting.

  • 2

    Matthew

    4 years ago

    The warmth could be nice.

  • 2

    David Bell

    4 years ago

    soooo, waaarrrrmmm

  • 1

    Shia LaBeouf

    4 months ago

    What if I tear my pants off? Will that be convincing enough?

  • 1

    Bentlybarkley

    4 months ago

    If no one knows what's the big deal

  • 1

    Lily_Da_Boss

    4 months ago

    hehehe I don't have to listen to everyones bull shit

  • 1

    LuigiEmeralds

    4 months ago

    &: *O*

  • 1

    deimos

    4 months ago

    Nobody knew.

  • 1

    Meghangg04

    5 months ago

    So you would want to walk around all day with crap in your pants. What's wrong with you people. Just fricken pull down your pants in public if you have to just to prove them wrong

  • 0

    DeRPz

    2 weeks ago

    XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

  • 0

    lucagamer23

    3 weeks ago

    oi

  • 0

    Corncakes

    1 month ago

    I really couldn't care less what other people thing, they can go fuck themselves.

  • 1

    Kevin

    11 months ago

    I could just show them that i didnt xD

  • 0

    Zach

    1 month ago

    Nobody knows nobody cares

  • 0

    Denneisk

    1 month ago

    To be honest, this is like saying you can go outside and play, or you can stay inside and play. On the inside, nobody knows you played. On the outside, everyone tries to take your toys because they haven't learned sharing.

  • 1

    Mythred

    4 years ago

    Stupid question.

  • 1

    Morgan Marie

    4 years ago

    dumb question. who the hell would pick red????

  • 0

    jekhitheconquerer72

    2 months ago

    this was even a question. this is just a fact about farmers

  • 0

    andre

    2 months ago

    whats worst being made fun of or pooping yourself

  • 0

    yomama

    3 months ago

    i clicked the wrong one while messing about with my mouse e.e

  • 0

    mads

    4 months ago

    James Bond Spectre: make me disappear

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    GoldenManDude

    5 months ago

    PRESUMED DEAD BABY

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    batman

    5 months ago

    clean it?

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    King Mac

    5 months ago

    I can see how much they care

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    eitherplayer097

    5 months ago

    Punch them in the face

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    eitherplayer097

    5 months ago

    Punch them in the face

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    DiamondMan3601

    6 months ago

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    JIpKing

    6 months ago

    soil is dirt and farmers get soil on themselves all the time

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