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76% soil yourself and have nobody know

24% not soil yourself, but everyone thinks you did

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Soil yourself and have nobody know
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Not soil yourself, but everyone thinks you did

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No matter how much you try to convince them, people will always think you did or didn't do it.

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266 comments

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    p01arb33r

    5 years ago

    farmers get soil on them all the time

    • 126

      LOLking

      5 years ago

      I love you.

    • 124

      TheFarmer

      5 years ago

      Yes, yes we do.

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      .......SUPRISE......

      5 years ago

      nice thanks

    • 8

      SunnyCrapCake

      4 years ago

      Thanks.

    • 5

      kelkonerri

      3 years ago

      -Dies at this comment- STAHP LMAO

    • 67

      glitchface

      3 years ago

      SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT

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      glitchface

      3 years ago

      i don't fucking know xD

    • 3

      Bjama

      3 years ago

      R u married jk lol thanks ya made my day

    • 2

      destroyedprawn

      3 years ago

      What if you were on the toilet

    • 6

      Jacob Dittmer

      3 years ago

      "I didn't shit!" "Yes you fucking did!" vs leaving quietly.

    • 5

      musicphantom1901

      2 years ago

      I regret my decision.

    • 4

      Evalgra

      2 years ago

      According to the description, I could soil myself, and if I tried to tell people I did nobody would believe me. Lol.

    • 8

      Micah Frazier

      2 years ago

      Fuck what other people think

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      Sebastian Carman

      1 year ago

      total rofl bruh dont know what it means. Yes I would rather get soil on myself than soil myself, but srsly tho im dying right now. If anyone does'nt know what soiling yourself is, it means to sh*t you pants

    • 4

      ISuckAtNames

      1 year ago

      Who said you cant prove it by showing them your not-soiled-on ass cheeks? XD

    • 1

      DerpleMerp

      1 year ago

      It means go to the bathroom on yourself

    • 1

      Sonikku

      1 year ago

      Lol Garden work for me

    • 1

      Quadrax Mkakapo

      1 year ago

      skills... the skills...

    • 0

      kingman

      1 year ago

      :D

    • 1

      Trevor

      1 year ago

      hah

    • 1

      ianisepicc

      1 year ago

      LOL

    • 2

      YoutubePhan

      1 year ago

      lol

    • 1

      funkydude

      1 year ago

      lol that is off the hook crazy boyzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    • 0

      BraZZers

      1 year ago

      i'm fuckin invisible

    • 0

      BraZZers

      1 year ago

      i thot it ment bury yourself lol

    • 0

      Emma Swan

      1 year ago

      Yeah, and do they complain?

    • 0

      Blitz

      1 year ago

      The perfection of this scenario

    • 0

      supkk

      11 months ago

      I don't see how they couldn't get it on them

    • 0

      DareBear

      11 months ago

      nice

    • 0

      Katrina

      10 months ago

      W-When it says soil ..... that is SO not the meaning....

    • 0

      foxytheguardkiller

      7 months ago

      Dude it ment crapping ur self

    • 0

      chase

      7 months ago

      lol

    • 1

      Jasomace

      5 months ago

      It's the shit kind of soul

    • 1

      revenge of the toilets

      5 months ago

      Wrong type of soil...

    • 1

      Alexa

      3 months ago

      p01arb33r i can relate to your joke. Made my fucking day.

    • 1

      KyleThomas

      3 months ago

      Yeah!

    • 0

      Meme

      2 months ago

      Trueee

  • 72

    Rythmbot

    5 years ago

    Eff that. I'd just drop my pants and be like, "WHAT NOW, B*TCH??"

  • 47

    Greg

    5 years ago

    "No matter how much you try to convince them, people will always think you did or DIDN'T do it." :Guys I'm serious that one time we were all at the food court I totally shit myself!! :Whatever dude no one believes you..

    • 15

      Bradley

      5 years ago

      made my day :)

    • 0

      Jose Luis Zaragoza

      4 years ago

      hahaha really guys, why don't you believe me? hahaha

    • 6

      xazzax

      1 year ago

      "Come on, guys, look at this, there is literally sh*t covering my pants!" "No one cares, Joe. We all know that it's really just wet paper towels" "But... But... IT'S COMING OUT OF MY ASS AS WE'RE SPEAKING." "Yeah, I don't care about all that surgery you had to make fake poop come out of you. Just shut up and eat your food." "DOES NO ONE NOTICE OR CARE THAT I JUST SH*T ALL OVER THE FLOOR?!"

    • 1

      Bessy

      1 year ago

      I laughed for about 2 minutes after reading this.

  • 33

    Isabelle

    5 years ago

    the worst part of soiling yourself is being embarrassed so if nobody knew it wouldnt be that bad

    • 4

      LeBatman

      5 years ago

      especially if it happened in the shower

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      Wolfe

      3 years ago

      @Lebatman oviously it is soposed to be in public

  • 14

    Frank LaNasa

    5 years ago

    You can clean shit up but can't clean the shame.

  • 12

    Sam

    5 years ago

    SOILED IT. SOILED IT.

    • 5

      Max Levinton

      4 years ago

      WT F man THATS the funniest shit ever literally ,And i mean the actual definition, Literally loled

  • 10

    Julian Lutz

    5 years ago

    Sounds more like a superpower to me

  • 9

    Swxxt

    5 years ago

    Today I learned people care too much about what other people think about them and would rather SHIT THEMSELVES.

    • 2

      Pedobear

      4 years ago

      But nobody knows. ...

    • 0

      Katrina

      10 months ago

      BUT NO ONE KNOWS YOU SHIT

    • 0

      lol

      9 months ago

      Katrina And Swxxt I laughed at your comments for 5 minutes

  • 9

    Johnny

    5 years ago

    I can always just pull my pants down. Besides, who wants shit or piss pants?

    • 5

      David Bell

      5 years ago

      well if its cold, well, you know the rest

    • 1

      Carter Paulette

      3 years ago

      No matter how much you try to convince them, people will always think you did or didn't do it

    • 0

      lol

      9 months ago

      Made my day

  • 6

    Destruction

    4 years ago

    If I smelled like cat piss, I'm sure you wouldn't want to be my friend.

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    Peter Wolodkin

    5 years ago

    BECAUSE I LIKE THE FEELING IN MY PANTS

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      Foxyvsfreddy

      1 year ago

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    pkses

    5 years ago

    Then what's the problem?

  • 4

    MinecraftPonieZ

    3 years ago

    I just wanna get in on the f****** conversation....

  • 4

    Jordan

    5 years ago

    I can prove that I didn't

  • 3

    Cdp11159

    4 years ago

    pull down your pants and show them... >:)

  • 2

    Foxyvsfreddy

    1 year ago

    Me: But really guys, that movie was SO FUCKING SCARY. I PISSED MYSELF. Guy1: No you fucking didn't, retard ME: ITS DRIPPING DOWN MY LEG. G1: Where the hell did you get that lemonade? ME: OH MY FUCKING GOD THERES A FUCKING PUDDLE OF PISS TRAILING FROM THE FUCKING CINEMA

  • 2

    Gabby

    4 years ago

    Let's save the burning of clothes and the bleaching of my shower. Let people think what they want to.

  • 2

    trippygnome

    4 years ago

    As long as I know I really didn't I'm good. If you picked soil yourself that's just gross

    • 0

      Jose Luis Zaragoza

      4 years ago

      so u rather have the people think you soiled yourself than actually soil yourself but no one except you will ever know?

  • 2

    Matthew

    5 years ago

    Uhhh guys soil is pissing not shitting.

  • 2

    Matthew

    5 years ago

    The warmth could be nice.

  • 2

    David Bell

    5 years ago

    soooo, waaarrrrmmm

  • 0

    Matsku014

    2 weeks ago

    just show them you didn't

  • 1

    ideas

    9 months ago

    was it you who drew the dick on the wall written in SHIT?

  • 1

    ⒺⓁⒾ

    9 months ago

    Gross > Embarrassment

  • 1

    Secondian Thiridian

    11 months ago

    I legitimately pee myself all the time. Seriously.

    • 0

      Katrina

      10 months ago

      no one belives you

    • 0

      lol

      9 months ago

      SHUT UP ALL OF YOU ABOUT SHIT AND YOU ALL ARE MAKING MY DAY

  • 1

    Rhinorulz

    11 months ago

    I just found the ultimate loophole. As long as someone is there to observe, and/or you are wearing clothing on your lower half, you never will have to go to the bathroom. So when someone accuses you, you can just pull down your britches and show them that they are imagining things. And if someone Knows something, then they can't think otherwise.

  • 1

    Steve

    1 year ago

    I shart my pants enough. so I'm used to it.

  • 1

    ConnorDotEXE

    1 year ago

    i think i'd rather shit my bowels outta myself and have no one know much more than have everyone think i did

  • 1

    Shia LaBeouf

    1 year ago

    What if I tear my pants off? Will that be convincing enough?

  • 1

    Bentlybarkley

    1 year ago

    If no one knows what's the big deal

  • 1

    Lily_Da_Boss

    1 year ago

    hehehe I don't have to listen to everyones bull shit

  • 1

    LuigiEmeralds

    1 year ago

    &: *O*

  • 1

    deimos

    1 year ago

    Nobody knew.

  • 1

    Meghangg04

    1 year ago

    So you would want to walk around all day with crap in your pants. What's wrong with you people. Just fricken pull down your pants in public if you have to just to prove them wrong

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    Kevin

    1 year ago

    I could just show them that i didnt xD

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    Shugotenshi

    1 month ago

    Soil what? A diaper?

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    malayeka

    1 month ago

    you could show people u are alive.

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    Dashen

    1 month ago

    Everyone thinks I did, but they don't know neither do they have proof. As long as I know I didn't I'm safe. But, honestly we've all been babies before. Just realized that what I said is kind of awkward.

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    Mythred

    4 years ago

    Stupid question.

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    Morgan Marie

    5 years ago

    dumb question. who the hell would pick red????

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    Dude

    2 months ago

    "Did you piss your pants?" "They're dry" *According to the page we cant prove we didn't* "EW GROOSE!" Your mentally insane

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    GewoonJoon

    2 months ago

    *insert lenny face here*

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    Obiwan244

    3 months ago

    ITS JUST A PRANK BRO

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    Chris

    4 months ago

    Not anybody know that you shited your pants is better than EVERYONE knowing.

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    TheLemonGamer21

    4 months ago

    ... easy choise

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    SammersE9

    5 months ago

    if u did soil yourself you could prove it otherwise your SUPER uncomfortable

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    revenge of the toilets

    5 months ago

    Doesn't have to be people you know. I would rather have people I don't know or care about think I shit my pants then actually do it.

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    BL3UCHEETA

    5 months ago

    WHO CARES WHAT PEOPLE THINK

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    HellBoundDeadman

    6 months ago

    I Have A YouTube Channel Go Check it out URL- https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdEswU5amNwiKVKQ_FA3dUg

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    xfroz

    6 months ago

    diaper?

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