No matter how much you try to convince them, people will always think you did or didn't do it.
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- You would rather soil yourself and have nobody know than not soil yourself, but everyone thinks you did.
- You would rather poop rainbows than vomit rainbows.
- For the rest of your life, you would rather Drink the same thing than Eat the same meal.
- You would rather Be a professional skier than Be a professional snowboarder.
- You would rather Be the first person to walk on Mars via a one-way trip than Never travel to space.