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marry a person of the opposite sex that can't cook, clean or work

marry a person of the same sex that does all the chores and enjoys them

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Marry a person of the opposite sex that can't cook, clean or work
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Marry a person of the same sex that does all the chores and enjoys them

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  • 306

    Cody Nguyen

    7 years ago

    Marrying has nothing to do with sex, loopholes!

    • 150

      Bob

      7 years ago

      So you'd rather have a fake marrige than do actual work..?

    • 272

      SilasDG

      7 years ago

      Bob - Who says Gay Marriage isn't real?

    • 93

      Fush

      7 years ago

      @Silas by "fake" they mean that Cody doesn't want to have sex with their partner, thereby voiding the marriage in its value, he's not saying that gay marriage isn't real.

    • 17

      Avenge

      7 years ago

      @Bob- "Can't cook, clean or work" so you'd literally have to do everything. I'd rather fake a marriage than have to do everything.

    • 11

      zombiethoughts

      7 years ago

      Fake marriage easily. You can always cheat on your 'spouse'.

    • 4

      Boss

      7 years ago

      nice one

    • 28

      PEN15

      7 years ago

      I'd rather stay full man and have sex.

    • 77

      Max

      7 years ago

      GAY'S FOR DA FREAKING WIN!!!

    • 54

      Matt Healey

      6 years ago

      Guys, are you all really so shallow that your reason for marrying the opposite sex is just for the sake that they are the opposite sex, or marrying the same sex for doing no work? I want to marry the other sex despite the chores and work and cooking, just because off the fact that I love women, and would do anything for the one I marry.

    • 10

      James

      6 years ago

      It would be a bit like owning a dog.... Dogs are adorable!

    • 14

      Joey Yoej

      6 years ago

      I would just like to point out that most of the replies are from those who voted gay than straight. Now that that's out of the way please allow me to express a possible reason as to why people would feel they need to explain. 1. You're scared 2. You're lazy (hence the red) 3. You know you're wrong 4. You think people will try to denounce you 5. You are actually gay and in that case there isn't really a problem, but you still feel a need to explain We get it. You're gay and just lazy. Let's move on with our lives people.

    • 13

      God

      6 years ago

      I like tacos

    • 17

      Volks

      6 years ago

      id rather be straight than a faggot

    • 4

      Hekica

      6 years ago

      Nobody said you can't cheat on her.

    • 10

      arvohs

      6 years ago

      Whoever wants to marry someone of the opposite gender for sex IS A FRICKEN PERV AND NEEDS TO THINK ABOUT THE IMPORTANT STUFF IN LIFE

    • 6

      arvohs

      6 years ago

      Whoever wants to marry someone of the opposite gender for sex IS A FRICKEN PERV AND NEEDS TO THINK ABOUT THE IMPORTANT STUFF IN LIFE

    • 5

      arvohs

      6 years ago

      Whoever wants to marry someone of the opposite gender for sex IS A FRICKEN PERV AND NEEDS TO THINK ABOUT THE IMPORTANT STUFF IN LIFE

    • 22

      KittiCat9000

      5 years ago

      Please. Gender doesn't matter.

    • 12

      Connor

      5 years ago

      Arvohs, could you please say that again. I didn't get it the first 3 times

    • 9

      Connor

      5 years ago

      Arvohs, could you please say that again. I didn't get it the first 3 times

    • 6

      Connor

      5 years ago

      Arvohs, could you please say that again. I didn't get it the first 3 times

    • 7

      Connor

      5 years ago

      Arvohs, could you please say that again. I didn't get it the first 3 times

    • 6

      Connor

      5 years ago

      Arvohs, could you please say that again. I didn't get it the first 3 times

    • 7

      Connor

      5 years ago

      Arvohs, could you please say that again. I didn't get it the first 3 times

    • 7

      Connor

      5 years ago

      Arvohs, could you please say that again. I didn't get it the first 3 times

    • 2

      pedobear98

      5 years ago

      @Bob if you're doing everything then it is a fake marriage. Marriage is about sharing the responsibility, communication, and compromise. If they do nothing then what's the point?

    • 9

      WindigoGaming87

      4 years ago

      By "sex", he means "gender". Are you dense?

    • 2

      Joe Crisler

      4 years ago

      indeed

    • 1

      Sparky233

      4 years ago

      Me

    • 8

      Soggydonuts

      4 years ago

      being gay aint so bad,i still work too

    • 2

      meowadam

      4 years ago

      hooray for manipulation!

    • 1

      Cilanvia

      4 years ago

      It ain't a "fake" marriage if it's purely platonic.

    • 2

      I do not even care

      4 years ago

      Sex - Gender

    • 3

      I do not even care

      4 years ago

      Plus imma woman, I'd do most work anyway

    • 1

      Ironmechgamez

      4 years ago

      I'm entirely heterosexual... so this is easy.

    • 2

      TrollYandere

      4 years ago

      I'd rather be single

    • 1

      HoodedwolfBlade

      4 years ago

      Ikr. Tell me about it.

    • 1

      infinityminion

      4 years ago

      gay is wrong, I'd rather marry someone that can't cook clean or work of the opposite sex, as long as they love me.

    • 7

      GABY

      4 years ago

      @Bob gay marriage isnt fake and maybe cody is bi so who tf knows.... this was the easiest would u rather of my life bc im gay af

    • 0

      Tyler

      4 years ago

      @Fush You said that 3 years ago so I don't know why I bother replying... it does not say that you have to have sex with your married partner. It said your partner has to be of the same sex.

    • 0

      Luffy

      4 years ago

      Actually it does, if u want to have babies

    • 0

      TheSkyrimLord169

      4 years ago

      i'm not lazy or gay

    • 0

      AppleMaster

      4 years ago

      Loopholes=Lyfe

    • 8

      ScooMoo

      4 years ago

      I only chose red because I am atracted to the same gender. Not because I am lazy or not, I would work just as hard as my partner.

    • 0

      Kupa'a X Harmony

      3 years ago

      I wont be able to marry mehh crush i like to cook and to clean and work

    • 0

      Hugh Jass

      3 years ago

      They never said they couldn't have sex with you, hehe. Wife: "I don't have anything to do!" Me: "Aww come here, let me cheer you up in bed, be proud that you can do this" Wife: "Well now that you mention it I am in the mood for it, it will get things off my mind." *Lionel Richie - All Night Long (All Night) song starts playing*

    • 0

      Benhaz3r

      3 years ago

      Thats just sexist for a woman to do all chores. I want to have children to KILL

    • 0

      Zach

      3 years ago

      does getting a divorce count

    • 0

      Alex

      3 years ago

      i find it funny someone said (pedobear) that marrige means the other has to work in order for the marrige to be legal

    • 2

      coolkid

      3 years ago

      @Bob wow ur so mean to gay people

    • 1

      anonymous

      3 years ago

      @Bob I rather do a fake marriage and do actual work. never heard of gay before?

    • 6

      Node Kat

      3 years ago

      I am a lesbian and I enjoy Chores and work I also love weed

    • 4

      Mkakee

      3 years ago

      Im gay... so...

    • 0

      GriffinDoge420826

      3 years ago

      Marriage has to do with sex, and also, gay people are retards

    • 0

      SirPoseidon

      3 years ago

      i ENJOY doing them, i need to check my brain

    • 0

      Alexa

      3 years ago

      Aww thanks Matt, you not pedo like the other guys.

    • 0

      NIKDM

      3 years ago

      hang all gays

    • 1

      therealMr.Veggie

      3 years ago

      lazy losers

    • 2

      Nom

      3 years ago

      It's unfair because I'm gay.

    • 0

      Heroboy99

      2 years ago

      Basically for Blue it's like ur Living with Peggy Bundy

    • 0

      John

      2 years ago

      If she was just as lazy as me we would be the same but if I had to marry a guy no sex and a affair with a women

    • 1

      Makaveli

      2 years ago

      it does fucking faggot

    • 0

      cp77

      2 years ago

      By sex they mean gender

    • 1

      cp77

      2 years ago

      @arvohs ARE YOU FUCKING HIGH!!!!! JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE WANTS TO MARY SOMEONE WHO IS THE OPPOSITE GENDER(sex) DOESNT MEAN ITS JUST FOR SEX, AND DOESNT MAKE THEM A FUCKING PERVERT!!! IT MEANS THEY ARE HETEROSEXUAL(straight) AND DON’T WANT TO BE HOMOSEXUAL(gay) JUST SO THEY CAN BE FUCKING LAZY!!!! ALSO, WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN BY “THE IMPORTANT THINGS IN LIFE”

    • 0

      jay

      2 years ago

      im ok marring the sam sex because it would be fun

    • 1

      Food2411

      2 years ago

      Fk you Bob

    • 1

      Cayden

      2 years ago

      you can still like each other, but not in a gay relationship. (nothing towards gay people.)

    • 0

      chicken

      2 years ago

      yeah!!

    • 0

      enkel

      1 year ago

      THIS NIGGAAA GAY

    • 0

      Hype

      1 year ago

      Fuck Gay People; Just Because You Mary Someone, It Doesn’t Mean You Did It For Sex. Just Mary A Ugly Girl, Dump Her, And Mary Someone That Does Something

    • 0

      rdococ

      1 year ago

      I don't really know whether I'm straight, gay, or something else.

    • 0

      AEnrique

      8 months ago

      bob and cp77 - go fuck your self

    • 0

      MilkshakeWolfYT

      7 months ago

      @Infinityminion, fuck off. What’s the difference? It’s not like gender matters when it comes to love. Being a bisexual, I should know.

    • 0

      matthew

      1 month ago

      1. Gay marriage isn't fake. 2. They enjoy the Chores already, so I'm not burdening them 3. If they can't cook, clean or work physically, They're probably a vegetable.

    • 0

      Madi

      1 month ago

      I’m lesbian anyway

    • 0

      TheSwagSceptile

      1 month ago

      Bro, LGBT is bad

  • 159

    Ferreteh

    7 years ago

    Being gay has never been so great.

  • 89

    Mossy

    7 years ago

    Bisexual girl here. I'm set.

  • 55

    rustymandolini

    7 years ago

    How hard is it to write: "A person of the opposite gender of your sexual orientation"? The fact that homosexuality exists completely fuck up the stats!

    • 10

      Rhiannon King

      7 years ago

      There's no such thing as an opposite gender, and it would still leave out people who weren't monosexual.

    • 15

      FreakingLoser

      7 years ago

      I'm bi so this wasn't hard.

    • 2

      Calumfornia

      6 years ago

      Male is the opposite of female. Let's keep it simple.

    • 1

      [deleted]

      4 years ago

      There are still bisexuals...

    • 2

      Jay Sillito

      4 years ago

      Bisexual right here

    • 2

      cp77

      2 years ago

      @Rhiannon King, male is the opposite gender of female you idiot

    • 0

      MilkshakeWolfYT

      7 months ago

      @Rhiannon King, ever go to school? Fifth grade, middle school, high school? Don’t be stupid. I don’t care about the people who say “I don’t feel like a girl”, or “I don’t feel like a boy”. NO ONE DOES! THAT AIN’T HOW LIFE WORKS! Emotions have nothing to do with gender (except when it comes to periods). Genders=physical body parts.

  • 39

    Jerry Jerryson

    7 years ago

    It's really easy to answer blue if you're a woman...... I'm so, so sorry.

  • 28

    Ferreteh

    7 years ago

    Being gay has never been so great.

    • 0

      MrPerson1234

      7 years ago

      Ferreteh is really stupid. Why would you want to be gay?

    • 18

      alongdark

      7 years ago

      MrPerson1234, He has different Personalities than you. He likes boys and you like girls, what about it hater?

    • 4

      Franklin Chen

      7 years ago

      @Mrperson1234 homosexuality isnt an insult

    • 2

      Soggydonuts

      4 years ago

      FUCK YEAH GAY PEOPLE WILL RULE THE WORLD

    • 0

      MASTERDANK

      4 years ago

      @MrPerson1234 The only downside to being gay is lack of social acceptance, unless the person wants biological children, in which case that is, too. But we don't have to worry about accidental pregnancy and we generally are more understanding of our partners because they're more similar to us and we're overall fucking cool so

    • 2

      GABY

      4 years ago

      being gay has always been great retard

  • 17

    Jacky Wang

    7 years ago

    I'm already gay so doesn't bother me

  • 17

    CatalystSpark

    7 years ago

    I'm pansexual so hey, their sex doesn't really matter to me anyways! So if they're doing all the chores and actually enjoys doing them that means I can use the spare time it grants me to find ways to treat them and surprise them!

    • 0

      Xandyr

      2 years ago

      I'm gay, but p r e t t y much my thoughts.

  • 17

    Kendall Walls

    7 years ago

    I could hire people to do things around the house I could not marry someone I didn't love.

    • 1

      Geaux

      7 years ago

      Great way of looking at it Kendall!!

    • 0

      T.P.N

      7 years ago

      learn them how to cook and shit...

    • 0

      Soggydonuts

      4 years ago

      hey dumbfuck its teach them,if you learn them its fucking you learn from them

    • 0

      GABY

      4 years ago

      because they are of the same sex does not mean that there is no possibility of you falling in love w that person.... we never know the world is full of possibilities even if u dont see them

    • 0

      Lav Da Mermaid

      3 years ago

      Spaghetti was straight until it got wet :>

    • 0

      Mikel Yuu

      3 years ago

      I would do anything for one that I love

  • 16

    Jacob

    7 years ago

    Being Bi is a good thing sometimes!!

  • 13

    ditto89

    7 years ago

    Im bisexual, so it works out. :)

  • 10

    Elle

    4 years ago

    There are so many things wrong with this question... it tells people to either have a (better) heterosexual marriage, and have an incompetent partner, or have a (worse) homosexual marriage, but have a responsible and capable partner. It gives the favorable option (not doing work, instead your partner does it) or having the unfavorable option (doing the work). They then pair the favorable one with homosexuality, trying to play it off as a "downside" to not doing work. Meanwhile, they pair the unfavorable option with heterosexuality, trying to play it off as, "you have to do work, but you get to be straight!" This question is homophobic and inconsiderate to a group of people with a different sexual orientation, and that is wrong. I personally, am straight, but I would prefer a competent partner in marriage (and marry homosexually). I do have friends that are part of the LGBTQ+ community, and if I were to share this question with them, I am sure they would be horrified. This question is offensive on so many levels, and should be removed from this site.

    • 3

      GABY

      4 years ago

      i agree with you because im gay and i find this extremely rude and i absolutely despise such question... but good thing it was super easy to answer

  • 10

    Claude Leduc

    7 years ago

    Being gay, easy answer,

  • 8

    Vanquisher

    5 years ago

    You can still fuck her

  • 8

    emzie2105

    6 years ago

    Basically are you gay or straight...

  • 8

    Ferreteh

    7 years ago

    Ah, stupid button. Making me spam.

  • 7

    Ronnie is awesome

    6 years ago

    lol.. homosexuals, lesbians and bisexuals, (me) are just here all like 'lol suckers!'

  • 7

    Ferreteh

    7 years ago

    Being gay has never been so great.

  • 6

    Alejandro J Quintani

    7 years ago

    we0ll order chinese or wtvr, I work, and we probably dont give a fuck about neat house since we are not probably dirty people (dont make lots of messes, so probably wouldnt care to wipe from time to time, already do at the studio...)

  • 6

    Bob

    7 years ago

    It doesnt say you can't teach them!

    • 1

      Alejandro J Quintani

      7 years ago

      smart, you may have found a solution, unless cant means they are not able even to learn... :/ but why not try

  • 6

    Vesko

    7 years ago

    No contest really. Sure, having a spose who does these things is nicer, but not doing them could still work as long as they are a nice, caring, loving person, who you adore. Marriage is not about having a free maid/butler. 42% are asexual d'uches.

    • 2

      Laura

      4 years ago

      Or they'd actually be happy with a partner of the same sex...

    • 1

      Lav Da Mermaid

      3 years ago

      Yes but I am a female who is attracted to other females so this question was the easiest thing in the universe

  • 6

    [deleted]

    7 years ago

    The blue one sounds like Al Bundy (Ed O'Neill) off of 'Married... with Children'

    • 1

      Alejandro J Quintani

      7 years ago

      XD LOOOOL oh god my intestines came out of my mouth due to my amount of laught to this, dunno why but i had such reaction

  • 5

    MASTERDANK

    4 years ago

    ALL MY FELLOW GAYS STAND UP

  • 5

    Loki_Laufeyson

    4 years ago

    Pansexual = EASY choices

  • 5

    Junior

    7 years ago

    I'm gay so.....

  • 5

    Cat

    7 years ago

    oh the joys of being bisexual!

  • 5

    PureAwesome

    7 years ago

    i am already bi.

  • 5

    Cody Ham

    7 years ago

    I am gay

  • 5

    Tarone Johnson

    7 years ago

    It works out because I'm gay :P

  • 5

    Ferreteh

    7 years ago

    Being gay has never been so great.

  • 4

    Logan

    4 years ago

    No downside

  • 4

    Tommy Pierre

    4 years ago

    I think this is homophobic. I don't know why

    • 3

      GABY

      4 years ago

      it is because it is showing gay marriage as a downside and it is really offensive to the LGBTQ+ community.. i should know bc im GAY.

  • 4

    Arai Cristina

    4 years ago

    I'm already a lesbian.

  • 4

    Trey Freeman

    4 years ago

    May us have ze gay secks.

  • 4

    Ahmed Essam

    6 years ago

    puzzay for the win

  • 4

    CockCobbler

    6 years ago

    I just questioned my sexuality...

  • 4

    Adrian Costa

    7 years ago

    Why is evry1 such a homophobe when it comes to those "gay" would u targets? Honestly, it doesn't really matter :/

  • 4

    T.P.N

    7 years ago

    I clicked the wrong one :c

  • 4

    Shark

    7 years ago

    If i get sex from a woman i will do all the chores with a smile.

  • 4

    Rhiannon King

    7 years ago

    Being queer rocks

  • 4

    Tori Gilbert

    7 years ago

    I like cook and I would be an astronomer so it would be fun and I like stuff clean so...

  • 4

    day_break

    7 years ago

    no problem with being gay. rather have them cook and do chores and enjoy it than marrying some1 useless(no kardashians for me).

  • 3

    Polelek

    3 years ago

    I'm bisexual, win win

  • 3

    Hannah Rose

    4 years ago

    I can still marry a person I like of the same sex. It doesn't say anything about someone you don't love.

  • 3

    Temmie

    4 years ago

    *is a lesbian*

  • 3

    GymnastixGirl

    5 years ago

    I'm sexist and I don't care what others think. In my opinion, gay marriage is for desperate, stupid people. People use the term 'happy' to describe "gay". It's a proven fact the approximately 60% people in gay marriage are unhappy with their stupid decision. Some even commit suicide.

  • 3

    jessuu

    7 years ago

    Already a lesbian and my fiance already does all that. WIN. ;D

  • 3

    Adrian Costa

    7 years ago

    Why is evry1 such a homophobe when it comes to those "gay" would u targets? Honestly, it doesn't really matter :/

  • 3

    Runescape

    7 years ago

    Gay vs straight....Hmmmm

  • 3

    Emily Cook

    7 years ago

    ...I'm gay. ...I'm set!

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