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57% be a Pokemon trainer

43% be a zombie slayer

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Be a zombie slayer

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You retire after 15 years.

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  • 125

    Kool Aid Man

    6 years ago

    I don't think you can retire in an apocalypse

    • 30

      Bradsta

      5 years ago

      The Walking Dead made me choose zombie slayer.

    • 24

      ZettaToad

      5 years ago

      Maybe you do your job so well that there are no more zombies after 15 years. Or you could die.

    • 15

      Glaceon999

      5 years ago

      Well, I could just catch Arceus and retire then to play with an epic god guy.

    • 10

      yoyo guys

      5 years ago

      Go pikachu(dont know how to say it) Slaythe zombies with thunder ball

    • 14

      Jacob Dittmer

      5 years ago

      You cant die in the pokemon games

    • 8

      sneakyninja2003

      4 years ago

      I absolutely HATE Pokemon, but knowing my luck I'd probably be Patient Zero so I wouldn't even live that long, but eh, at least I'd be able to take down all of Mankind as a Zombie...

    • 6

      Heroboy99

      3 years ago

      Slice and Dice the heads of the undead

    • 2

      VelocityRaptor28

      3 years ago

      DUH

    • 12

      AlfredThePanda

      3 years ago

      Usually being a pokemon trainer doesn't involve the chance of getting eaten alive by a zombie

    • 17

      Rabu Tsuyoiude

      3 years ago

      @ sneakyninja2003 you hate pokemon?! GET THE FUCK OFF THE INTERNET! NO ONE HATES POKEMON! EITHER THEY LIKE/LOVE IT, OR THEY DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT! YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT MODERN SOCITY! YOU ARE NOT A PERSON! YOU DON'T EVEN EXIST!

    • 6

      Jbear50

      3 years ago

      Way higher rate of survival like I don't know 100%

    • 6

      Alexavier Valdez

      3 years ago

      CHARIZARD FLAMETHROWER

    • 14

      Deadpool

      3 years ago

      Fuck zombies I wanna have a pikachu

    • 1

      Shadowofdestruction

      3 years ago

      @yoyo guys ur comment made me pick red cuz I h8 that electric rat

    • 2

      jacob

      3 years ago

      Hell yeah bring out the shotgun bitches!!! :)

    • 2

      Superkollin 7

      3 years ago

      i hate pokemon

    • 2

      TurbineRider445

      3 years ago

      I hate Pokémon but I love The Walking Dead.

    • 2

      Nobody

      3 years ago

      i could do way more good and be rocognized for it

    • 3

      Nobody

      3 years ago

      just always mkae sure i have a grenade and suicide when i know i might die

    • 1

      FJL

      3 years ago

      Pokemon sucks Pokemon fucks.

    • 2

      Kupa'a X Harmony

      3 years ago

      +FJL Stfu i bet you like to suck zombie dick

    • 5

      hungha

      3 years ago

      your errm... dead if all the general die ALSO it will be impossible for a zombie apoc while in pokemon meet slugma a errm approx 9999 degrees

    • 2

      IllogicalLogic

      3 years ago

      ARCEUS FTW

    • 3

      Runnerzrushz

      3 years ago

      I Just Wanna Have Squirtle.

    • 1

      softasacloud

      2 years ago

      @Nobody I believe there would be no zombies if you pick pokemon which means no one gets turned into a zombie which would mean you'll do more good that way

    • 0

      DLCB

      2 years ago

      hate pokemon and walking dead. love z nation and left 4 dead though!

    • 0

      Chnapak

      2 years ago

      Gardevor:if trianer is in danger it makes dark hole Sytter.:cut you Mewtwo kill you easy to survive

    • 0

      Alexa

      2 years ago

      DIANCIE HERE I COME

    • 0

      Redfeild

      2 years ago

      Walking dead, Last of us ( in a certain way)but more Resident Evil make me choose the zombie slayer

    • 0

      amazingthings

      2 years ago

      if u a pokemon trainer u could catch creatures that are at sub atomic levels

    • 0

      Evalgra

      1 year ago

      Going to get me a freaking Haunter and scare people shitless

    • 0

      AidenWalker

      1 year ago

      Yeah.That's true. PS. BEING A ZOMBIE PLAYER IS SOO FUN!

    • 0

      SoulSilver

      5 months ago

      I’m going to slay zombies with my fucking Zeraora bitches

  • 61

    Moko

    6 years ago

    Why is this even a question

    • 23

      AlbinoEverGreen

      5 years ago

      Wynaut?

    • 4

      ••PEPPER••

      5 years ago

      To see how many people actually pick Pokemon trainer

    • 3

      ••PEPPER••

      5 years ago

      To see how many people actually pick Pokemon trainer

    • 18

      Valec Peirce

      4 years ago

      To see who wants to be the very best like no one ever was. Catching them is the real test, training is the cause. Who will travel across the land, searching far and wide? Since Pokemon to understand the power that's inside.

    • 3

      Valec Peirce

      4 years ago

      To see who wants to be the very best like no one ever was. Catching them is the real test, training is the cause. Who will travel across the land, searching far and wide? Since Pokemon to understand the power that's inside.

    • 5

      Valec Peirce

      4 years ago

      To see who wants to be the very best like no one ever was. Catching them is the real test, training is the cause. Who will travel across the land, searching far and wide? Since Pokemon to understand the power that's inside.

  • 21

    TheL0rd0fSpace

    6 years ago

    Only chose this because I can't get killed in the process. Also Charizard.

    • 6

      Cody Dudash

      5 years ago

      I'm sorry did you say you can't get killed? Watch these vidoes and then try to tell me that again: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lh-7kEk1ceE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dW5jwbi5O2g

    • 2

      poffz

      3 years ago

      oh yeah cody what about the theory of pokemon holding back

    • 2

      PokeTrainerRandy

      3 years ago

      I Would Like A Pikachu To Kill All The Zombies Or Even Mewtwo Mewtwo Would Just Kill All Zombie IN JUST 5 SECONDS REALLLEH

    • 0

      noobynumbskins

      3 years ago

      I don't think there are zombies in the pokemon world, just pokemon and that's it, so you don't even have to fight any zombies!

    • 0

      TheAngelGamer

      3 years ago

      nooby pokemon snakewood m8

    • 0

      WickedSalandit

      3 years ago

      1.) Charizard is smaller then an average adult. 2.) Charitard is overrated. 3.) Charizard is a lizard, not a dragon.

  • 13

    Bob

    5 years ago

    How can so many people choose zombies before pokemon?

    • 3

      hayley

      5 years ago

      i love zombies more than pokemon that is how

    • 3

      FluttieGamer

      3 years ago

      I chose Pokemon because if I'd be a Zombie slayer, that would mean that I'm in a Zombie Apocalypse. :o

    • 2

      Th8DudeWeirdo

      3 years ago

      you would die!

    • 3

      Th8DudeWeirdo

      3 years ago

      if you were a ZOMBIE SLAYER

    • 0

      Would_I_Rather

      5 months ago

      @FluttieGamer No crap, Sherlock. Zombie slayers kill zombies, they'll be in a friggin zombie apocolypse.

  • 12

    FluffyUnicorn

    6 years ago

    I choose you, Pikasquirtlemanderzard

  • 10

    fairygodmother

    5 years ago

    I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was. To catch them is my real test, to train them is my cause... I will travel across the land, searching far and wide, Teach Pokemon to understand, the power that's inside. Pokemon...gotta catch 'em all!! It's you and me... I know it's my destiny Pokemon...Oh..you're my best friend, in a world we must defend. Pokemon...Gotta catch 'em all!! A heart so true--Our courage will pull us through! You teach me and I'll teach you! Pokemon! Gotta Catch 'Em All! Gotta Catch 'Em All! POKE-KE-MON!

  • 9

    that one guy

    6 years ago

    Team Survivor!

  • 5

    Etharian

    3 years ago

    For a zombie slayer retirement usually means dying in a horde of zombies, if you one of the more badass zombie slayers, its also usually a suicidal attack that results in thousands of dead zombies (read thermonuclear bomb). But if you retire as a pokemon trainer it doesn't mean that you give up your pokemon, and you can still become a pokemon researcher/breeder as a future career until you decide to retire for good (After all people can always come out of retirement... assuming their not dead... and sometimes even then(read joker immunity).

  • 5

    Xander

    3 years ago

    Screw pokemon

    • 3

      PokeTrainerRandy

      3 years ago

      SHUT UP D##K

    • 3

      Mark7725

      3 years ago

      Xander you suck dick.

    • 3

      azif9

      3 years ago

      go suck a dugtreo

    • 0

      RandomGuy1466

      2 years ago

      Fuck you Call of duty faggot!

    • 0

      Would_I_Rather

      5 months ago

      Yo, guys. Are we now 3 year old COD players? Let him have his opinion. I'm baiting him out to the back alley so we can beat him up. 3 P. M. It's in Florida, Orange City. Take him down.

  • 5

    potatochips101

    5 years ago

    Would you rather train little shits to kills other shits or slay the undead?

    • 7

      Cody Dudash

      5 years ago

      Yeah, because which would be a better weapon against the undead, your wimpy ass gun, or my magnificent fire breathing dragon and kick ass giant turtle with water cannons that could cut through 10 feet of solid steel.

    • 1

      PokeTrainerRandy

      3 years ago

      OR MY GLITCHY MADNESS MsIIIGoo onsa NOOO MISSZZIDNGNO NOWjakfhjhaILAHFJAWVFAB mgLITCH

    • 1

      WickedSalandit

      3 years ago

      Charizard isn't a dragon, It's a lizard

    • 0

      FailPlays

      2 years ago

      I dunno why I agreed you BTW charizard IS a dragon What is wrong with you? Do you have drugs?

    • 0

      Aleksandr Kaletnikov

      2 years ago

      @Cody At least guns exist.

    • 0

      [deleted]

      2 years ago

      @Cody Dudash At least you don't wake up from a dream as a zombie slayer.

  • 4

    some randomly

    3 years ago

    Would u rather be some guy with a gun that kills zombies or would u rather have a god damn charzard?

  • 4

    Sturmanator

    5 years ago

    I feel like "retiring" in a Zambie apocalypse would mean dying...

  • 3

    Mark Sowden

    5 years ago

    I choose you pikachu

  • 2

    Puncake

    3 years ago

    I can just kill the zombies with my pokemon

  • 2

    Miran Zangana

    3 years ago

    Pokemon trainer

  • 2

    Galaxy_Queen

    3 years ago

    *starts sing* I WANNA B TA BERRY BLUE LICK EVERY BODY ELSE!!!"Stawp it "

  • 2

    Dylan.G

    3 years ago

    pokemon trainer = having to fight with EVERYBODY YOU FIND IN A FOREST! never being able to step on grass, only get payed if you battle, and if you lose you lose money, what if you just suck at battling? zombie slayer: best adrelanine *or something* kick ever, free food, adventures to the max. AND EVERYBODY LOVES THE WALKING DEAD

  • 2

    Pizzadestroyer2

    3 years ago

    You can look like a badass while killing zombies

  • 2

    supergameworm

    5 years ago

    Go freakin arceus nuff said nuff said

  • 2

    supergameworm

    5 years ago

    Go freakin arceus nuff said nuff said

  • 2

    blueparty4

    5 years ago

    Zombie slayer tjat means im guaranteed live another 15 years

  • 0

    katakashi

    1 month ago

    SQUIRTLE I CHOOSE YOU also im 16 so i would be a gym leader by now and crush kids hopes and dreams

  • 0

    Matthew

    1 month ago

    if I'm a zombie slayer i would kill everyone

  • 0

    shadowofdestruction

    1 month ago

    a pokemon trainer who is a zombie slayer

  • 1

    Donnysauraus

    2 years ago

    You can't get bitches playing pokemon.

  • 1

    FailPlays

    2 years ago

    Alot of people agreed me

  • 1

    azif9

    3 years ago

    i mean MEWTWO!!!!!!!

  • 1

    MMB

    3 years ago

    It's almost depressing how many people chose Zombie Slayer. Who the frick doesn't want a Mew, or a Pikachu, or any other adorable squish- Pokemon?

  • 1

    Mattarino

    3 years ago

    Easiest question of my entire life.

  • 1

    PsychicSandshrew

    3 years ago

    POKEMON GO IRL YEAH!!!

    • 0

      WickedSalandit

      3 years ago

      For gods sake Pokemon go is not pokemon. ITS NOTHING LIKE POKEMON AND ITS OVERRATED AS HELL. Mainstream is much better

  • 1

    Jadon Mellema

    3 years ago

    If nate had to anser this he would probolaly say zombie slayer

  • 1

    tarsker

    3 years ago

    I wanna be the very best.... that no one ever was...

  • 1

    StrangeFeelings

    3 years ago

    SCREW IT! i will go outside and capture some shiet!

  • 1

    TheLoneWanderer

    3 years ago

    I wanna be the very best, Like no one ever was. To catch them is my real test, To train them is my cause. I will travel across the land, Searching far and wide. Each Pokemon to understand The power that's inside Pokemon, (gotta catch them all) its you and me I know its my destiny Pokemon, oh, you're my best friend In a world we must defend Pokemon, (gotta catch them all) a heart so true Our courage will pull us through You teach me and I'll teach you (Po-ke-mon) Gotta catch 'em all Every challenge along the way With courage I will face I will battle every day To claim my rightful place Come with me, the time is right There's no better team Arm in arm we'll win the fight It's always been our dream Pokemon!

  • 1

    Milessweet418

    3 years ago

    POKEMON CUZ REPELS

  • 1

    kévin

    3 years ago

    be a pokemon traine of course

  • 1

    some randomly

    3 years ago

    Would u rather be some guy with a gun that kills zombies or would u rather have a god damn charzard?

    • 0

      [deleted]

      2 years ago

      I want to be a guy with a gun,not a guy with drugs.

  • 1

    kEZ

    3 years ago

    let's go charizard, i chose you

  • 1

    JDMenchiez

    3 years ago

    Gotta catch em' all amie rite

  • 1

    JDMenchiez

    3 years ago

    Gotta catch em' all amie rite

  • 1

    krazy loving squid

    3 years ago

    After you retire you will probably die so

  • 1

    Landekar

    3 years ago

    And then you will never get old.Is that even better?

  • 1

    Pikachuisawesome23

    3 years ago

    GO PIKACHU RED IS STUPID ZOMBIES ARE STUPID AND DUMB

  • 1

    ThisGuy

    3 years ago

    GOTTA CATCH EM ALL!

  • 1

    Mike Marshall

    3 years ago

    It doesn't say I couldn't use Pokémon to fight zombies. Charizard would be having a blast melting all those zombies

  • 1

    ib2awesome

    3 years ago

    i have a good childhood

  • 1

    fetchandretrieve

    3 years ago

    Pokemon are too cool.

  • 1

    Miran Zangana

    3 years ago

    Pokemon trainer

  • 1

    elthonking

    3 years ago

    omg definitely pokemon trainer

  • 1

    Andrew

    3 years ago

    POKEMON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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