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get your balls hit with a shoe really hard

get a penis shoved in your butt

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Get your balls hit with a shoe really hard
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Get a penis shoved in your butt

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  • 84

    cris95

    6 years ago

    I'm not gay or anything, but just for the record, how big is the penis?

    • 65

      theTexan

      6 years ago

      I'm not gay or anything, SO I DON'T WANT A PENIS IN MY BUTT!!!!

    • 6

      somewhiteguy

      6 years ago

      kick in the balls or losing anal virginity easy one!

    • 31

      daisydog

      6 years ago

      im a girl

    • 9

      leyagirl

      5 years ago

      Like really big and sexy

    • 8

      Slenderman

      5 years ago

      How does the blue one apply to girls?

    • 3

      MeGustaL0T

      5 years ago

      Leya i like your mind

    • 3

      VelocityRaptor28

      3 years ago

      unless the amount of likes u have changes i will not like this comment because of the hilarious number it is

    • 2

      N.W.A

      3 years ago

      OVER 9000!!!!!!!!

    • 4

      PebblePanda

      3 years ago

      It's not gay to get a penis in your bum. If there's lube involved, it's gonna be joys and fun times (if it's someone you're comfortable with, that is).

    • 3

      Deadpool

      3 years ago

      Im not gay, but if its small enough, you might not feel it

    • 3

      shorra

      3 years ago

      For the first time, a micro penis is better. Plus, it's kinda enjoyable too.

    • 1

      shorra

      3 years ago

      For the first time, a micro penis is better. Plus, it's kinda enjoyable too.

    • 1

      shorra

      3 years ago

      For the first time, a micro penis is better. Plus, it's kinda enjoyable too.

    • 5

      [Content Deleted]

      3 years ago

      @daisydog if your a girl, pick red....

    • 3

      [Content Deleted]

      3 years ago

      @shorra it would be better to not spam too

    • 0

      Not going to

      2 years ago

      The shoe could be a flip flop.....

    • 0

      Deadpool

      2 years ago

      It could be the size of the lead for a mechanical pencil

    • 1

      ☯Chilled☯

      2 years ago

      To be honest from how much of a No-Brainer this question is I'd let Deadpool kick me in the nuts. XD

    • 0

      Alex Wilson

      2 years ago

      So every guy who chose shoe don't mind risking infertility?

  • 55

    tmanwater

    6 years ago

    Well, I am gay. . .

  • 34

    Nikki Jordin Borsa

    6 years ago

    Oh... Is this question for guys?

  • 19

    Toby

    6 years ago

    Been there. done that. tolerable.

  • 14

    tmanwater

    6 years ago

    Well, I am gay. . .

    • 29

      BloodyKnives

      6 years ago

      What's wrong with being gay? Fucking homophobe

    • 0

      Madhatter

      6 years ago

      -.- no fair, to you it should be screwing a chick

    • 8

      I tellz da trufe

      6 years ago

      Nothing is wrong with being gay

    • 1

      Jackdackster

      5 years ago

      @Bloodyknifes nothing. No one said anything against it. What's your point?

    • 1

      johnjohn

      5 years ago

      Stupid fag. You only like guys cause your pathetic and girls don't like you

    • 0

      johnjohn

      5 years ago

      Stupid fag. You only like guys cause your pathetic and girls don't like you

    • 0

      ☯Chilled☯

      2 years ago

      tmanwater I'm not gay but I respect your life decisions. I hope your life goes well.

  • 11

    anime_lover

    6 years ago

    Wouldn't it be pleasurable to get a penis in the ass?

  • 11

    Squeaky Juice

    6 years ago

    I have have a bag of baseballs in my closet, so go right ahead =D

  • 8

    Matthew

    6 years ago

    I'm slightly bi curious, and always wondered what it would feel like.

    • 3

      nottsk

      5 years ago

      be careful of that curiosity mate. it made me open my eyes wide xD

    • 0

      Napoleon IV

      2 years ago

      Like a reverse shit.

  • 7

    SmackfromtheZack

    6 years ago

    Im sorry...but a shoe to the balls really hard? No thanks brah

    • 7

      lauramic

      6 years ago

      Your username goes perfectly with this question

    • 0

      lauramic

      6 years ago

      Your username goes perfectly with this question

    • 0

      lauramic

      6 years ago

      Your username goes perfectly with this question

  • 5

    Bacon

    5 years ago

    I am a girl so ya I would like a dick in the ass ;) lol

    • 0

      JEFF

      1 year ago

      Ah, Either.io the land of honest females..

  • 5

    Jason347

    6 years ago

    I am gay so lol

  • 5

    SerenTalia

    6 years ago

    Well, I'm a girl soooo...

  • 5

    Acidalia Perez

    6 years ago

    I'm a girl so...yeah

    • 8

      Jamie

      6 years ago

      I thought since you are a girl you would pick the shoe to the balls since you don't have any..Oh well if you want the other choice I could help you out

  • 5

    [deleted]

    6 years ago

    It doesn't say what kind of balls. Have fun hitting actual balls with a shoe.

  • 4

    leyagirl

    5 years ago

    I'm a girl and I don't have balls of coarse so I choose a penis up my ass cuz it's gonna happen one time or another anyway

  • 4

    Ashurguy

    6 years ago

    Can they make questions that are not fucking stupid?

  • 4

    Shuuji

    6 years ago

    I'm gay, so...

    • 0

      kolt

      5 years ago

      So am I kik me cowboy617

  • 4

    Acidalia Perez

    6 years ago

    I'm a girl so...yeah

  • 3

    Andrew

    4 years ago

    A message to all the homophobes. This is the same testament btw that says: "Do not make love unto a man as which you would do to a woman, I hate that." This is just a LITTLE of what your "good" book teaches: - Everyone who doesn't listen to priests must be KILLED (Deuteronomy 17:12 NLT) "Anyone arrogant enough to reject the verdict of the judge or of the priest who represents the LORD your God must be put to death." - Death if you hit a parent (regardless of good reason, such as if they're trying to rape, or kill you) (Exodus 21:15 NAB) "Whoever strikes his father or mother shall be put to death." - Rape Victims must marry their rapists (Deuteronomy 22:28-29 NLT) "If a man is caught in the act of raping a young woman who is not engaged, he must pay fifty pieces of silver to her father. Then he must marry the young woman because he violated her, and he will never be allowed to divorce her." - Meh, forget the above...just kill her too... (Deuteronomy 22:23-24 NAB) "If within the city a man comes upon a maiden who is betrothed, and has relations with her, you shall bring them both out of the gate of the city and there stone them to death: the girl because she did not cry out for help though she was in the city, and the man because he violated his neighbors wife." - Fathers can sell their daughters as slaves...SEX slaves. O_O (Exodus 21:7-11 NLT) "When a man sells his daughter as a slave, she will not be freed at the end of six years as the men are. If she does not please the man who bought her, he may allow her to be bought back again. But he is not allowed to sell her to foreigners, since he is the one who broke the contract with her. And if the slave girl's owner arranges for her to marry his son, he may no longer treat her as a slave girl, but he must treat her as his daughter. If he himself marries her and then takes another wife, he may not reduce her food or clothing or fail to sleep with her as his wife. If he fails in any of these three ways, she may leave as a free woman without making any payment."

  • 3

    Chuck Norris

    5 years ago

    Imma girl so taking it anal is no problem for me...

    • 2

      maxesmagic

      3 years ago

      I honestly wish I could get a girlfriend who would let me do that...

    • 1

      Klauss Marcellus

      3 years ago

      @maxesmagic Yeah Maxes, its the dream of all men... A good girl who cares about the man's hapiness.

  • 3

    Jason347

    6 years ago

    I am gay so lol

  • 3

    Scourge

    6 years ago

    as long as i climax....

  • 3

    Zefiris

    6 years ago

    But what if I want both of these? :(

  • 3

    SimonSays

    6 years ago

    I'm gay so this was a no brainer (:

    • 0

      kolt

      5 years ago

      So am I kik me cowboy617

  • 2

    Etharian

    3 years ago

    Bisexuality save the day!

  • 2

    Perfect Imposters

    5 years ago

    Well I am a girl. So both would work for me since I don't have balls.

  • 2

    dangyougale

    5 years ago

    Hehe i dont have balls

  • 2

    hi it Tay

    5 years ago

    I'm not going to rape myself

  • 2

    Rajan Rai

    5 years ago

    It doesn't say how long the penis is in for

  • 2

    Jason347

    6 years ago

    I am gay so lol

  • 2

    xokaylaxo

    6 years ago

    Im a girl:)

  • 2

    HarlowBomb

    6 years ago

    I am gay and would gladly choose the latter. Don't knock it til you try it gents.

    • 0

      Dark sonic 666

      1 year ago

      i will say this you gay people really are smart you will know how they feel unlike with a girl so you gay people really are smart and I say follow what your heart says

  • 2

    anyash

    6 years ago

    And this is why internal genitalia is the best

  • 2

    bab1230

    6 years ago

    I thought it said ur own penis........

  • 2

    Annika

    6 years ago

    Well, as long as it don't stay there forever, I'm good./

  • 2

    Nikki Jordin Borsa

    6 years ago

    Oh... Is this question for guys?

  • 2

    Nikki Jordin Borsa

    6 years ago

    Oh... Is this question for guys?

  • 1

    Myriichan

    1 year ago

    I'm a girl!

  • 1

    chandlerryannn

    1 year ago

    I'm a girl and I don't have balls

  • 1

    BleepBloop

    2 years ago

    Wait NO I WANT TO CHANG MY ANSWER! I do not think that my uterus being hit by a shoe is a good thing... If it can be...

  • 1

    Chuck Norris

    5 years ago

    Theirs a lot of bad things about being gay 1 god made us for men and women not men and men.men on men is just the devil I mean I'm straight but taking a kick to the balls is better than getting a 12 rubber duck up my ass

    • 2

      DizzyWaddleDoo

      4 years ago

      Fuck you hard. Why do they deserve to be punished for doing what they like? Why do you even give a shit? And words in a book aren't a good reason.

    • 1

      grinsekatze

      3 years ago

      so i guess satan made gay people, right? but who made satan? isn't GOD the beginning of everything?

    • 0

      Dark sonic 666

      1 year ago

      WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE AGAINST GAYS BRO YOU ARE A FUCKING ASSHOLE

  • 1

    [deleted]

    6 years ago

    I'm really sensitive about my baseball collection being hit but If it's between that and getting a penis shoved in my butt then i'm fine :)

  • 1

    supdalat

    6 years ago

    Asian penis and yeah ill take it

  • 0

    hiccstrid06

    4 months ago

    Can I pretend I have balls, I have been told, once

  • 0

    SmolEmoBean

    10 months ago

    jokes on you im a homosexual, GAY MAN A W A Y

  • 0

    OPG RUSTYRANGER

    1 year ago

    I want Hue Johnson

  • 0

    Dark sonic 666

    1 year ago

    this is hard if your a boy

  • 0

    Wishu

    1 year ago

    Funny thing, I don't have balls

  • 0

    weabooman

    1 year ago

    Less painful (I’m not gay btw)

  • 0

    MiniHendo

    1 year ago

    Miss me with that gay shit

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