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66% spend Five years in Maximum security prison and receive five million dollars upon your release

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Spend Five years in Maximum security prison and receive five million dollars upon your release
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Not go to prison and never become rich

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  • 148

    Greenl

    7 years ago

    wow, you're pathetic materialists

    • 260

      Josue Plaza

      7 years ago

      Okay. But you have to work for money to live anyway. 5 years worth of income is not 5 million dollars, so i'd rather get more for my time.

    • 26

      Ricemonster91

      7 years ago

      @Josue Exactly what I thought!

    • 62

      Devon Sait

      7 years ago

      No, because in those 5 years of working I can do other things, you have 5 years of being stuck in prison where you are separated from your family, can't have any relationships or 'real' friends. I think the sacrifice is too great for the money.

    • 56

      Ron Lemuel

      7 years ago

      Jail time will do me good. Gives me a chance to become natty and bulk as fuck.

    • 25

      Matt700

      7 years ago

      I don't like my 'family' and none of my friends are anywhere near me.

    • 6

      Justin Jones

      7 years ago

      Do you have a job Greenl?

    • 5

      Renren

      6 years ago

      @Greenl, Thank you :)

    • 36

      Noah Washington

      6 years ago

      They never said you were an inmate

    • 11

      Jacob

      6 years ago

      Five years of hard work all day, 5 million dollars. I'd say it's worth it. 10 years for 10 million - I probably wouldn't do that.

    • 2

      John

      6 years ago

      I think its worth it...

    • 14

      James Fox

      6 years ago

      Lets look at the facts...Over those 5 years though you are in prison you are still permitted visitation and phone calls, can earn certian rights and have a chance to educate yourself...many criminals have left with the ability to gain a degree so 5 years for 5 mill...definatly worth it

    • 1

      J Schulman

      6 years ago

      @greenl how do you no that we won't donate it.

    • 1

      Aftasid Emir

      6 years ago

      Materialist means someone who uses material conditions in his thesis (Marxists and such), not people who prefer wealth...

    • 6

      Anarchypluss{Dylan}

      6 years ago

      Well money is cool plus the added benefit of free butt sex so its a win win :)

    • 2

      GK581

      6 years ago

      Not so pathetic when I donate some of it to charity

    • 3

      Max

      6 years ago

      Can 16 year olds go to jail?

    • 4

      hottie

      6 years ago

      IT'S 5 MILLION!!!

    • 3

      evsey

      6 years ago

      @Devon yes but once you are rich you can do anything you want, while if you are poor you can't do anything! :D

    • 10

      HanakoFujijima

      6 years ago

      You obviously don't know what prison could do to you mentally. It's not worth it.

    • 2

      Devery is here.

      6 years ago

      And you're a judgemental fool who doesn't see the value in money these days.

    • 3

      Assassinsaad

      6 years ago

      come on dude...u could get enlightened in prison....get beefed up...and what not...and get money upon release

    • 1

      AutisticGorilla

      6 years ago

      my uncle had a job where he got paid a million dollars a year.... so yeah...

    • 1

      Daniel Buerer

      5 years ago

      when considering that food and shelter is guaranteed for that time, yes

    • 4

      Lord Ramrod

      5 years ago

      Sorry brah. I can't hear you over all this MONEY!

    • 3

      Eva de Blois

      5 years ago

      In my country there's always library in prison. I would be paid for reading = dream.

    • 1

      ImAParawhore

      5 years ago

      you saying you wouldnt like 5m?

    • 7

      Turtle

      5 years ago

      Just don't drop the soap.

    • 0

      Dalailthis

      5 years ago

      @Matt700 Blows to be you

    • 1

      Thomas

      5 years ago

      HAHAHAHA

    • 2

      kidwithakalling

      5 years ago

      THANK YOU! Glad someone agrees lol

    • 1

      kidwithakalling

      5 years ago

      THANK YOU! Glad someone agrees lol

    • 2

      IAlwaseChooseBlue

      5 years ago

      DICK

    • 0

      zoop

      5 years ago

      we live in a material world what'cha gonna do?

    • 1

      Glaceon999

      5 years ago

      I'd make my cellmate my bitch first.

    • 2

      Tragafarlaw

      3 years ago

      Well dosent mean u become rich that u gonna end up happy ,

    • 0

      Lee Bradley

      3 years ago

      i live in the uk so i get 8 mil :D worth getting shanked a few times

    • 2

      CatBounce

      3 years ago

      It didn't say I actually did anything wrong, it could just be a technicality, which is a possible explanation of the receiving 5 million dollars, and my years would possibly be removed off of my permanent record because of this, and it doesn't say I can't write my family and friends from the inside, the option is super easy if you actually think about it.

    • 2

      LuckyFox

      3 years ago

      Your all forgetting the most decision changing thing... FREE FOOD!

    • 2

      Beltain Manuel Magalhaes-Jorda

      3 years ago

      Also they are all stuck with a criminal record for the rest of their lives

    • 2

      Ardi

      3 years ago

      Every blue person doesn't care they'll get a record and almost can't do anything exciting!!!!!!

    • 1

      [deleted]

      3 years ago

      pretty sure nobody who has answered blue has been to prison

    • 3

      R-Dizzle

      3 years ago

      you could be the warden

    • 3

      Mike

      3 years ago

      what the hell are you gonna do when those 5 million bucks run out, because not even mcdonalds will hire anyone whos been to maximum security prison

    • 2

      a random guy

      3 years ago

      I live in the netherlands where prisons aren't actually that bad. although bucks are less worth then euro's (I think)

    • 1

      AlexThatDude

      3 years ago

    • 1

      EzzeKillz

      3 years ago

      they didn't say you'd be raped or anything.. just wait out 5 years and you're rich

    • 1

      SatanicShite

      3 years ago

      And you're a pathetic holier-than-thou dipshit.

    • 1

      I'll follow the sun

      2 years ago

      So 5 years in a maximum security prison? I'd never be rich, but that's better than going to prison!

    • 1

      Loophole maker

      2 years ago

      They never said you were an inmate

    • 1

      SansTheSkeleton

      2 years ago

      i don't care about the money actually, but at least if i'm in Max Lock Up, i can't hurt anyone again...

    • 0

      Llywelyn

      2 years ago

      Looks bad on your record

    • 3

      Alexa

      2 years ago

      Also there is deluxe prison in Norway.

    • 2

      JostePoP

      2 years ago

      I'm from Norway, here you get a flat screen TV and your own shower in a maximum security prison... :D

    • 1

      Itay oz

      2 years ago

      @Max Yes, 14 and above :)

    • 1

      Bob.3electric

      2 years ago

      5mil! 5 years in prison isn't much compared to five million dollars.

    • 0

      patriot

      2 years ago

      ikr

    • 0

      Drew

      1 year ago

      I would like to stay a good person, besides, if you're in MAXIMUM SECURITY prison, you've obliviously done something really bad. and being middle class forever but an angel is way better than being a terrible person but rich

    • 1

      aquarius manacmul

      1 year ago

      Feels kind of cheap, but that's still a great amount to be able to spend on charity and gummi worms!

    • 0

      Thunder

      10 months ago

      Aren’t we all?

    • 0

      Greatest Ever

      8 months ago

      Josue Plaza That's only if you earn 1,000,000 dollars a year.

    • 0

      Adam

      4 months ago

      Fuck off, not only can you work out and get free food in prison but also, you can have some contact with the outside.

  • 33

    GallifreyanDoctor

    7 years ago

    5 years not working, protected 24/7 by guards, free tv, food, for a million a year. Also you haven't committed a crime so you don't have a criminal record.

    • 5

      Mgvb

      6 years ago

      And being raped. By big black men...

    • 3

      [deleted]

      6 years ago

      But Doctor you wouldn't have the TARDIS in prison

    • 3

      XYZinferno

      2 years ago

      Maximum security, @Mgvb. Not your average prison.

    • 2

      The Truth

      9 months ago

      @Mgbv don't be racist you can get raped by any one in prison, not just "big black men"

    • 1

      Im awesome

      7 months ago

      @Mgvb Why they gotta be black do

  • 22

    Dan John

    7 years ago

    wow. get raped and possibly killed... or live a happy life never worrying about it. You all choose rape?

    • 63

      Josue Plaza

      7 years ago

      Yeah... New flash. Prisons are not as bad as they are in movies.

    • 21

      Alex

      7 years ago

      Most prisoners don't want to spend a long time in Maximum security prison, so they behave in the general populace so they have a chance to get out early. What Josue said is true as well, prisons/prisoners aren't like how they are portrayed in movies or TV shows.

    • 14

      Pat

      7 years ago

      Free sex and money. :D sounds fantastic

    • 12

      angelosNdiablos

      7 years ago

      The percentage of people being raped in prison is actually pretty low. The homosexuality that happens in prison is most of the time consensual. And if you respect everyone then you won't have to worry about being killed. Stop watching TV. It's all lies.

    • 7

      leghead

      7 years ago

      HIGH SECURITY they would give you your own cell

    • 4

      Jerry

      6 years ago

      u know theres guys who choose blue not only girls...wat ya think bloody chicks will rape men (its actually not that bad)..

    • 4

      Tim Schneider

      6 years ago

      THIS IS NOT CINEMAX

    • 1

      babypounder 33

      4 years ago

      Worth it. And I thought faggots like you love to take it in both holes

    • 0

      wyatt

      3 years ago

      I would take it up the butt for 5 mil right now. by the biggest black guy there is.

    • 1

      TrollYandere

      3 years ago

      it's a MAXIMUM SECURITY PRISON!!!!!

  • 13

    yamoone

    6 years ago

    i would probably go insane in prison

    • 2

      Dabeast71

      3 years ago

      not necessarily some people have good connections in prison and some people in there are actually nice just fucked up and made a stupid decision, along with the fact maximum security is isolated cells half the time so people can't put some stupid shit in your head. Did I also mention that you didn't murder anyone or do anything bad, so you would not have your conscience bugging you

    • 1

      IntelligentGuy

      3 years ago

      @Dabeast71 Okay, go to prison for five years and come back telling us that it was great, and absolutely no psychological damage was done. I will totally believe you and it would totally be worth it. (sarcasm)

    • 1

      Im awesome

      7 months ago

      @IntelligentGuy it scares me that you declared yourself intelligent.

  • 13

    abarnybox

    7 years ago

    Five years is a long time...you would come out, not be able to get a proper job with your criminal record (and no, 5 million will not last you a lifetime) I on the other hand will live with enough money to get by, make me happy, and not have to go to jail...

    • 4

      Dornicus

      7 years ago

      Never said anything about actually being sentenced to prison for a crime. 5 million dollars in a bank and you could easily live off the interest.

    • 3

      abarnybox

      7 years ago

      I suppose whether it lasts you 70 years or 20 depends on how you choose to live, and also where...but by no means is 5 million enough for more than like 20 years here in Switzerland. In the US everything is cheaper so I guess you could live off it, but even there you wouldn't be living the lifestyle of a "rich" person

    • 3

      angelosNdiablos

      7 years ago

      5 million invested properly with a 10% return is a $50,000 return every year. you can easily survive off of this. Plus no where did it say you had a criminal record. So you could get a job and have a salary plus 50k at year.

    • 1

      Nathalia

      4 years ago

      Come on, I'll remain young and beautiful for a least a couple of decades.

    • 1

      Nathalia

      4 years ago

      Also, you can use your time in prision to do something useful so that you don't feel completely lost when you get out. And you will probably be able to have visitors sometimes. I mean, you're not going to a Korean prision, hopefully.

    • 1

      Max

      3 years ago

      TOTALLY AGREE WITH YOU!!!

    • 1

      Max

      3 years ago

      Abarnybox, not nathalia

    • 1

      Dabeast71

      3 years ago

      5 million if you use it right will be enough money to set you for life

  • 8

    Reiizm

    7 years ago

    Money can't buy back 5 years of my life. A lot can happen in 5 years.

    • 5

      Jacob

      6 years ago

      Can money buy back the time your spend working in your normal job every week?

    • 7

      Jacob

      6 years ago

      You're not dead in the prison. You can still read books. Maybe you can even look out of the window.

    • 1

      Mgvb

      6 years ago

      Jacob its max security prison. No books, work, windows, or physical activity or anything like that

    • 1

      irv23

      6 years ago

      with the life i'm living right now, being in prison is far more interesting that being around my 'family'. probably i'll use my time better in prison either by community service or just bulking up..

  • 8

    Void

    7 years ago

    Maximum security guys. Not your normal prison. It's not about being materialistic, it's about doing something for money, like I don't know, A JOB.

  • 7

    maxy89c

    6 years ago

    Damn wrong button.

  • 7

    Nathan Antony Beardm

    7 years ago

    Rape anyone? Thanks but no thanks

  • 7

    Skylar

    7 years ago

    So, while I could keep my somewhat bad life, I could have gotten to go to a place with free gym and library, have free healthcare, and once I come out, I get 5 million dollars. I think I made the right choice.

    • 3

      Mgvb

      6 years ago

      ITS MAX SECURITY LEARN TO READ. you dont get anything fun there

    • 1

      Dabeast71

      3 years ago

      true but you still have yourr imagintation to have fun with :D

    • 1

      IntelligentGuy

      3 years ago

      @Dabeast71 True, but that imagination is going to go insane in a FUCKING MAXIMUM SECURITY PRISON FOR FIVE YEARS OF YOUR LIFE

  • 5

    Nikki Jordin Borsa

    7 years ago

    Why waste vAluable time with family and friends becaus yur worried about the moolah

  • 4

    iitoxictz

    7 years ago

    Rape time for me...

  • 4

    Ashley Franks

    7 years ago

    Wow really!? Do you people know wtf happens in a MAXIMUM security PRISON!??? And waste 5 yrs of your life for a million dollars pathetic smh !!!!

  • 4

    IDidn'tChooseIt

    7 years ago

    Modern max security prisons are like hotel but you can't exit . So yeah, five years of pretty comfortable prison + 5 million dollars are fine by me.

  • 3

    ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

    3 years ago

    Would have wasted the five years anyways...

  • 3

    ss

    5 years ago

    Lol I'm 13 and over 5 years 18, that's a great age for being rich ^_^

  • 3

    Bobby Harakat

    6 years ago

    hard decision , but i think its worth it...IF i get payed in hard currency like gold

  • 3

    Branden Andersen

    6 years ago

    Hmm. Let's see. Go to federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison for five years and get 5-million (which many people would blow in the first year out, mostly on therapy of all sorts), or keep everything as is...

    • 1

      EnoughCactus

      1 year ago

      News flash. Max security prison is fucking horrible, so people will act like a normal person in order to get out sooner. Raping people will only make them be in longer. Also, $5 mil is a fuckton of money. There's a reason being a millionaire is such a coveted title.

  • 3

    Benjamin Waitforit A

    6 years ago

    In Norway the prisons are awesome. So it's actually not that bad of a choice to go to prison and then receive 5 million dollars

  • 3

    Ashlie Lauren Artistry

    6 years ago

    not much different from school cept I get 5 million lol

  • 3

    Shazang

    7 years ago

    Get paid to get buff, get knowledgeable, and get hot gay sex? Yes please.

  • 3

    Thilde Maria Hansen

    7 years ago

    I live in Denmark... being in prison here is like going on a holiday. Im gonna choose the money!

    • 0

      Jacob

      6 years ago

      Jeg vil være lidt bekymret for mit sociale liv. Hvad gør man egentlig, når man kommer ud med 5 millioner dollars i hånden? Med penge kan man jo købe alt undtagen venner, hedder det sig...

    • 3

      Thilde Maria Hansen

      6 years ago

      Jacob: God pointe.... jeg vælger at tro at jeg ikke mister mine venner/familie imens jeg sidder inde, så når jeg kommer ud ved jeg at netop de her mennesker elsker mig som jeg er og ikke for mine penge. Jeg ville dog nok være lidt påpasselig overfor nye mennesker....

  • 2

    TheWraith

    3 years ago

    Give me an MP3 player and I'm fine

  • 2

    Cute'N'Creamy

    3 years ago

    Feels kind of cheap, but that's still a great amount to be able to spend on charity and gummi worms!

  • 2

    Ron

    3 years ago

    So I get to in jail sitting around, and get 5 Mil, or work

  • 2

    Prossor_Kobras

    3 years ago

    Good luck to all the people who picked blue.

  • 2

    LuckyFox

    3 years ago

    Free food.

  • 2

    Zin

    3 years ago

    That's a boring 5 years

  • 2

    Francisco Gomes

    5 years ago

    You can die in prison,m but I'll never underestimate USA's prison security

  • 2

    Jesse Bisunia

    6 years ago

    Free food, protection, sex, shelter for five years AND five million dollars after that?? There's no debate.

  • 2

    THE NIZAR

    6 years ago

    FUCK YEA!! GO TO PRISON, GET BUFF, GET FUCKED!

  • 2

    Ankit

    6 years ago

    lol have fun being raped everyday in the showers

  • 0

    Divi

    2 weeks ago

    any day

  • 1

    Billy Cashin

    10 months ago

    If you dont go to prison and work for your money you will never get 5 million in that 5 years if you have a basic job because, Food, Taxes, Family. In prison you get food for free. No taxes. and you get 5 million when you get out.

  • 0

    Oliver

    1 month ago

    5 years is nothing compared to an average life spam

  • 1

    Austin Potter

    3 years ago

    5 years of my life... You're basically selling your limited time on earth...

  • 1

    Daniel Crouch

    3 years ago

    Face the facts that even after you get out of prison 5 million is not going to last the rest of your life so when you have to get a job it's going to be a lot harder seeing as how you were in prison... who needs to be a materialistic idiot who can't get a job when you can live a good and happy life , money doesn't buy happiness

  • 1

    Sophie Tea

    3 years ago

    Crazy ! I thought people would pay millions NOT to go to prison !

  • 1

    Shawn Patterson

    4 years ago

    I would have chosen prison...but then I miss out on the second half of my kid's childhood. That's worth way more than 5 milli.

  • 1

    PKillerK

    6 years ago

    1 million dollars a year, and free healthcare. And you practically do no intensive labor. I don't see how much better it gets.

  • 1

    SumthinMstBAvailable

    6 years ago

    Aren't prisoners in maximum security on lock down 23 hours a day? And spend an hour by themselves for their yard time? No thank you I'd go insane.

  • 1

    Tiago Saramago

    6 years ago

    have fun being raped by mambungo the ass blaster

  • 1

    Orly?

    6 years ago

    you can go a LONG way with five millon dollars.

  • 1

    Renegade

    6 years ago

    Id murder all of you for 5 million and think of you all while spending it

  • 1

    Edin Šumar

    6 years ago

    Fuck the rich, they're all thieves anyways.

  • 1

    Ruth James Marx

    6 years ago

    five years isnt that long i've been poor for 23

  • 1

    Flarius

    7 years ago

    Getting 5 millions is not worth having the change of getting killed, raped, and brutally beaten.

  • 1

    Ami Barker

    7 years ago

    Why would I want to commit a crime, spend 5 years away from my kids and husband just for money? Fuck that money can't buy happiness

  • 1

    xTinus

    7 years ago

    Sorry I don't like getting raped in prison. Also I don't really want to be rich i choose a social live above money

  • 1

    singingcod

    7 years ago

    Free healthcare, free food, no bills, and 5 millions, doesn't sound too bad

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