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51% stub your toe

49% get a papercut

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Stub your toe
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Get a papercut

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  • 182

    Aspen

    9 years ago

    Paper cuts hurt longer.

    • 48

      deathpwnie

      9 years ago

      And more.

    • 32

      LeBatman

      9 years ago

      Paper cuts are like scraping your finger nails on a chalk board...

    • 19

      Yukira

      9 years ago

      and blood! some of it

    • 49

      Troy

      9 years ago

      i broke my toe that way

    • 7

      Kyle Weaver

      8 years ago

      Nope

    • 23

      Ron Burgundy

      8 years ago

      Ironically, I got a papercut right before reading this. No joke. It hurts. A LOT.

    • 14

      jack

      8 years ago

      Papercuts. I like licking them.

    • 7

      Mikenna

      8 years ago

      One time I stubbed my toe so hard it broke

    • 3

      moona87

      8 years ago

      Don't you put this evil on me!

    • 5

      Michael Betts

      8 years ago

      you can instantly stop the pain with Chapstick.

    • 6

      Micah Philson

      8 years ago

      Mikenna, so did I: At worlds of fun on a band trip, it was raining so everything shut down but the carousels. I jumped on the back of a horse and hit my toe so hard, to this day it comes back if I hit it. The only way a stubbing would be more painful than a papercut is if i hit that toe again. Like I did this weekend. And it still hurts, and will for another 5 days or so.

    • 2

      Eik00c

      7 years ago

      I stub my toe(s) everyday.

    • 3

      EG

      7 years ago

      Stubbing your toe underwater is the most painful thing ever!

    • 4

      Sparky

      5 years ago

      this also doesn't say you have to put a toothpick in your toenail so yeah

    • 4

      FSK95

      5 years ago

      Papercuts are nothing to me.

    • 1

      Alin90630

      5 years ago

      Paper cuts hurt like shit

    • 4

      Tyler

      5 years ago

      i HATE papercuts

    • 2

      Fruit

      5 years ago

      pussy

    • 1

      Jordan

      5 years ago

      paper cuts could result in a loss of blood

    • 0

      Will

      5 years ago

      no blood just bruise

    • 2

      sourcupcake123

      5 years ago

      I read so much i get them anyway (i read on acid free paper mostly so it doesn't hurt)

    • 0

      luna

      5 years ago

      OHH TRUE TRUE ^^^

    • 0

      HIfreind03

      5 years ago

      I already did both today

    • 0

      SkittleMan

      5 years ago

      I stubbed my toe underneath the little hole thats under a door and it ripped a chunk of skin off, I still have a scar on my toe, paper cut please.

    • 0

      Kupa'a X Harmony

      5 years ago

      And i like to put my finger in water....

    • 3

      PoisonCookieGaming

      5 years ago

      i got a papercut and they last long about like 1 or 2 hours and i felt better

    • 0

      Tyler

      4 years ago

      @Troy It doesn't say break your toe tho. If he meant break your toe he would've said break your toe. And papercuts sting

    • 0

      AsiaBasia

      4 years ago

      the heck paper cuts dont hurt at all

    • 0

      Peyton

      4 years ago

      And a lot more than stubbing your toe

    • 0

      Alexa

      4 years ago

      I have stubbed my toe a lot.

    • 0

      Evalgra

      3 years ago

      Open cuts could introduce bacteria into the bloodstream o_o

    • 1

      l23

      3 years ago

      Be a man

    • 0

      the correct

      3 years ago

      my cat scratches me all the time, so i'm used to pain

    • 0

      FootyBoi

      3 years ago

      Agreed.

    • 1

      ANgelA

      2 years ago

      i dont care about paper cuts bc i like blood so yeah

    • 0

      lololololol

      1 year ago

      @Fruit wtf? XD

    • 0

      UTSAV Sharma

      1 year ago

      I've never gotten a papercut...how can actually get it?..i don't know how it feels so ya

  • 27

    Thomas

    9 years ago

    Papercuts aren't too painful.

  • 17

    [deleted]

    9 years ago

    I stub my toe 5 to 10 times a day.

    • 2

      T.P.N

      8 years ago

      i do it on my god dang chair every day so

    • 4

      PinkyWinkle

      8 years ago

      Im gonna go with the assumption you are blind.......

  • 10

    Jerry Jerryson

    9 years ago

    Everyone has a great laugh when someone in the room stubs their toe.

  • 5

    KË\/ÎÑ •H•

    9 years ago

    I've did both and trust me I'd rather stub my toe than get a papercut

  • 5

    Trey

    9 years ago

    stubbed toe only hurts for about 10 seconds

  • 4

    Joy

    9 years ago

    i hate papercuts seriously

  • 3

    Brett

    5 years ago

    who ever posted this you are evil

  • 3

    VOLCANIC

    7 years ago

    This question is evil...

  • 3

    VOLCANIC

    7 years ago

    This question is evil...

  • 3

    VOLCANIC

    7 years ago

    This question is evil...

  • 3

    VOLCANIC

    7 years ago

    This question is evil...

  • 3

    Thorn Langer

    9 years ago

    NEITHER I WOULD RATHER NEITHER

  • 2

    maha

    5 years ago

    Stub a toe really, papercut's hurt less :\

  • 2

    xereeto

    9 years ago

    H A R D E S T Q U E S T I O N E V E R

  • 2

    Kmlkmljkl

    9 years ago

    DOESN'T SAY HOW HARD

  • 0

    Bakugo Katsuki

    4 weeks ago

    i like BBBBLLLOOOOOODDD!!!!!!!

  • 0

    slimer

    1 month ago

    papercuts are much worse

  • 1

    AtNightITouchMyself

    3 years ago

    How is this a discussion

  • 1

    cam

    4 years ago

    i stub my toe at least 5-7 times a year

  • 1

    NRG

    4 years ago

    Paper cuts are nothing you wimps

  • 1

    mika

    5 years ago

    paper cuts are so fuckin annoyin

  • 1

    Scorpio

    5 years ago

    I agree

  • 1

    Darude_Walrus

    5 years ago

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO pressed wrong button

  • 1

    ayden timmerman

    5 years ago

    if you cut deeper on your paper cut it wont hurt as long because the blood covers the pain recepters

  • 1

    8888833

    5 years ago

    papercuts barely hurt!!!! When I stub my toe it hurts way more... and for like 5 minutes i have to clutch my toe in my hand until the stinging stops

  • 1

    Either man

    5 years ago

    i stubbed my toe... i sat Down for two days cause it hurted to much to stand... i cut myself deep in the finger With a bread knife... put a bandate on it and done

  • 1

    Gooyfoo

    5 years ago

    I give myself paper cuts to freak people out and the reaction is pretty good

  • 1

    SaraL97

    7 years ago

    I like paper cuts so that's no problem

  • 1

    halo66333

    8 years ago

    O dang paper cuts look cool

  • 1

    TheOnionCat

    8 years ago

    Papercuts freak me out thinking about them...Thinking about the paper slicing my skin open, a relatively dull thin sheet sliding through your skin, where it shouldn't be.... *slice*

  • 1

    Devin Bryant

    8 years ago

    Paper cuts actually scare me :\

  • 1

    Natsumi

    9 years ago

    papercuts are the worst

  • 1

    Kimberly Souravong

    9 years ago

    Paper cuts sucks dick. I hate how you have that tiny little pain in your finger !

  • 1

    Kimberly Souravong

    9 years ago

    Paper cuts sucks dick. I hate how you have that tiny little pain in your finger !

  • 1

    edgetali

    9 years ago

    wait pinky toe or big toe? Because the little toe fucking hurts.

  • 1

    Eric

    9 years ago

    I stubbed my toe once... it ended up being broken

  • 1

    RealityWarping

    9 years ago

    Stubbing your toe hurts, but it's a dull pain that goes away after a while. A paper cut freaking stings and gives me horrific visions of my arm being cut off.

  • 1

    animal42

    9 years ago

    I once stubbed by toe and it turned blue for a week. I couldn't put pressure on it without it hurting.

    • 0

      Flarius

      9 years ago

      agreed. people are fucking stupid to prefer stubbing their toe then getting a papercut

  • 0

    julian

    5 months ago

    i like to suck my toe

  • 0

    shashwat rao

    6 months ago

    idiot

  • 0

    abschiesser

    6 months ago

    paper cuts S U C K

  • 0

    Jeff

    8 months ago

    who in their right mind would want a papercut. They hurt like hell

  • 0

    Madeline <3

    8 months ago

    I've only had one papercut in my life. It was when I was 7, reading a book and suddenly 'oh my finger's bleeding' it didn't hurt at all! I've stubbed my toe numerous times and AAAAAAAAAAAAA that hurts so bad!!

  • 0

    nty

    9 months ago

    i have an ingrown toenail so it would hurt a lotttttt. Papercuts barely hurt i get them all the time

  • 0

    Benedict

    1 year ago

    Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh stub toe hurt

  • 0

    SwagAvenger

    1 year ago

    it doesn't specify how big the paper cut is so just do a small one

  • 0

    Melon Pumpkin

    1 year ago

    stub my toe does it hurt alot and longer then evreything

  • 0

    ALAN

    1 year ago

    and you bleed wit cuts

  • 0

    Mohammad Sheikh

    1 year ago

    you get over a stubbed toe in a few seconds. the paper cut lasts longer, and it can be somewhere really ad like under your nail

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