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- If you could attend only one of the two, go to the, you would rather Superbowl than World Cup Final.
- You would rather Make out with Nancy Pelosi than Make out with Hillary Clinton.
- You would rather Be able to only speak in lolspeak than Be able to only type in 1337 speak .
- You would rather Never have kids/adopt than Have a child in 7th grade and raise it.
- If you were given the responsibility, you would rather Explain to a room of first grade students how sex works in graphic detail than Inform a room of first grade students that their favorite pets have died tragically.
shittycats
Meow
Woah
No.
Fuzzly
HA! Again?
NZPIEFACE
meow meow meow
nyancat123801
Meaw
nyancat123801
Meaw
Danny Monollock Hill
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!
Simi566
Quack
JediChick238
"Honey, your hamster just died. LOL"
Freddie Mercury
It would make life sooo amusing
Meow
You called?
halo66333
Joel from the voice
HorseDogFiddleAndFox
I can't stop joking.
Claufia
HISSSS!
Evalgra
Your mama so fat that when she fell down the stairs I wasn't laughing but the stairs were cracking up.
Infernoslayer621
C C C C COMBO BREAKER
Mack
Meow
SuperMinun
meow meow meow, meow meow! meow meow meow meow meow.
Jpodmoney
THEYR'E TAKING THE KITTIES TO KITTIELAND!
Soggydonuts
GOGOGO THERE IS GOD DAMN TORNADO
Jesse B
M-M-M-MONSTER KILL
Mewgirl
mewmewmewmew
Anthony
Its healthier to smile then to frown
PebblePanda
(o_____________o)
Jack
Meow! Meow Meow!
So-Many-Choices!!!
ballsacks
Kentucky952
ha! that was a knee slapper right there
iBlaze
rather be happy, than a fun-sponge
sourcupcake123
I usually cant stop being serious anyway. But WARNING: TANNING GIVES YOU SKIN CANCER nobody seems to know this
AlexDude34
I HATE caTS,
scotchtape
AHAHAHAHA MY WIFE JUST DIED HAHAHAHAHAHHAAH I'M DEAD INSIDE
scotchtape
AHAHAHAHA MY WIFE JUST DIED HAHAHAHAHAHHAAH I'M DEAD INSIDE
scotchtape
AHAHAHAHA MY WIFE JUST DIED HAHAHAHAHAHHAAH I'M DEAD INSIDE
scotchtape
AHAHAHAHA MY WIFE JUST DIED HAHAHAHAHAHHAAH I'M DEAD INSIDE
scotchtape
AHAHAHAHA MY WIFE JUST DIED HAHAHAHAHAHHAAH I'M DEAD INSIDE
Sonikku
hahaha who thinks of these jokes (Don't be Grumpy :3) I'm not this is my happy face see?? -_-
CutePuppy8696
imagine joking at a funeral.
TurdManJones
I GO SHIT ON UR FACE NOW. Just Joking XD
TurdManJones
Joker:Why So Serious?
AxelWouldRather
im a banana
CorgiPhenix72
JOKEJOKEJOKE
utrarafat
this site is a SANSation LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO
Shadowofdestruction
why so serious batman why so serious
Amelietheduck
i am very VERY SERIOUS AND I LIKE TACOS
PewDiePie
Meeeeeoooooooowww?
shlok
meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwww???????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BlackHound_Gaming
woof
Reuben
what's the difference between ignorance and apathy? i actually don't know - i don't really care either
KidiGal
Im a dog. Moo.
Yolo
Dickbutt
purpleburger
mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Olive
Moo I'm a chicken
Tessa Gray
If you were in a intimate place you wouldn't be able to convey ur feelings they won't be able to take u seriously cause u can't stop jokin' round
James
As the joker quoted 'why so serious' you little anti-joking bitches!
MLGnoobr3ker
thats basically me
Tech
What is life baby dont hurt me dont hurt me no more
Jababo
I can haz meowz?
Katie Francis
No
Skitty
meow meow meowmeow meow meowmeow meow meowmeow meow meowmeow meow meowvvvmeow meow meowmeow meow meowmeow meow meowmeow meow meowmeow meow meowvmeow meow meowmeow meow meowmeow meow meowmeow meow meowmeow meow meowmeow meow meowmeow meow meowmeow meow meowmeow meow meowmeow meow meowmeow meow meowmeow meow meowmeow meow meowmeow meow meowmeow meow meowmeow meow meowmeow meow meowmeow meow meowmeow meow meow
Miles Sweazea
meow gang meow gang meow gang meow gang meow gang meow gang ouu spread ten rack on a new pet ouu my cat love dem buiscuts ouu i kill a cat and forgot her name ouu
Oui Oui
Meow.
utop
"We meet again Don Fluffles. But how are you here, no one could have survived that cliff fall." "MEOW " "You sly bastard, even I wouldn't have thought of that. By the way I still have that knife you put in me." Anyone get that reference
reeeeeerex
Im serious about my jokes. HAHAHAHAHAHA they didn't say serious about what
Aaron the clown
@Woah I'm the 200th who agreed
Coro2299
mèo méo meo mèo meo,con mèo ngu ngốc đáng yêu cu te phô mai que xin chào cả nhà.
thegamingdragon
im series you red choosers are the imposter
DapperDinner
I know people who don't stop joking. It's fucking annoying.
John
I know someone who is always serious and I hate it.
John
I know, it's so annoying
1stwarror
Why so serious?
Anton Gullaffe Sjödin
John you are joking right now right?
SeriousW
i agree
[deleted]
I was banned on a site, and I tried to ask the admin that banned me why. She kept acting like a 5 year old.
Kall4rk
True!
Emma Swan
Why would you want to be serious all the time? What a party pooper.
JustAGuest
ikr!
thegamingdragon
good point
UNIBOWZandRAINICORNZ
Why so serious?
Batman
My parents are dead...
Jordan
I was going to put that, but nevermind
Wyatt Greywolf Davis
THAT! Made my night. XD!!!
1stwarror
Oh wow, I accidentally just said this before seeing this,
Notme
Bat man. Be a father. Yolo.
wrathseed
I'm always a sarcastic asshole.
Sameog
Ditto.
xXxLegitFallenAngelsxXx
Same.
MontyTheMonkey
Yup.
Notme
Or are you a asshole who is sarcastic?
BlackHound_Gaming
I hope you were being sarcastic...
Donald Trump
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
Kris
Can't stop joking irl, I make people laugh ^^ It's fun
ribbonista
except when your friend tells you their mom has cancer and you pull a joke about it
Onceuponaban
ribbonista : don't talk.
CutePuppy8696
if ur never able to stop joking then imagine joking at a funeral
Icycle Bicycle
Seriously?
Alexander Adan Gutie
Being a joker won't keep you a steady job, girlfriend, or good life overall.
ChangedOG
What I thought.
Léon Edouard
And what if your girlfriend picked red?
CutePuppy8696
plus imagine if ur joking at a funeral
Sofift2323
Why so serious.
furiouscucumber
because.
Notme
Because puns are amazing and I actually choose red and I love puns and I have a million ands and I don't care and puns and potatoes and grammar errors and no shits and I hacked shit so you can't give it and period.
Renan Hirayama
Could I be more Chandler Bing?
TheDoctor
Being serious all the time would kill me.
Peter
Hard choice, but I've found that joking, while fun, gets way more tiring in the long run than just being serious.
Ava Robinson
Chandler Bing voted Red >:D
MichaelJacksonL.O.V.E.
Why so serious, Batman?
JustAGuest
Batman: My parents died...
JustAGuest
Batman: When i was a kid...
JustAGuest
Batman: They were killed.... RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME!
Sharae Lanette
People will think your annoying as shit both ways, might as well have fun doing it.
Bart
Well, funerals will be awkward...
Tigerlol
lol
Notme
At least I'm not DEAD serious
Eric
It would be awesome to be serious all the time, you would be the one who ruins an awesome joke for everyone else the awkwardness you produce is awesome
JustAGuest
Bad day: joke around Awesome time: ruins it by being serious Priceless! XD
Nuppette
Join the military.
Notme
Join the marines. BTW fuck this shit I'm out.
Logan
So be.... Really Mad Celestia or Pinkie Pie
JustAGuest
Really man Celestia all the way... XD
JustAGuest
*mad
JayHuna
*receives death message* "HA, GAY"
JustAGuest
So, i take it you're not the serious type... XD
Haserdess
I guess you could say....WHY SO SERIOUS *puts on shades as nyan cat flies across the screen* YEEAAAHHHH
TurtleSniffer33
I dont think I've ever stopped joking.
jmanaterjose
My seriousness would make me funny
JustAGuest
exactly what i was thinking! XD
Froggers
Best friend: My mom just died :'( Me: Good thing I fucked her last night! Hahahahahahahaha!
R0L1K
Ha.
JustAGuest
Then your friend goes: *gasp!* YOU'RE the reason she died!!
Jonathan Toews
Who needs jokes anyways?
Joker
Joker FTW
crazymew142
i wanna be sans :33333333333333333
JayHuna
*receives death message* "HA, GAY"
Kain Miller
If you joke too much it could get you killed if you're talkin to the wrong person
asuna
Its better for your health
nyancat123801
I'm already always joking anyway so...
Jishushika White
Hawt, serious guys with glasses and witty, sarcastic conversation turn me on.
_Shannoniganz_
I hate it when ppl r always joking nd don't take shit seriously it juss makes me want to choke a baby giraffe
Rage Comic Hazard
WHY THE GIRAFFE?
Notme
Why do I give a shit?
sejla grozdanic
but if u are joking to much ur friends will never belive u when ur srs
kayla
I wish i could stop joking lol
gt sport boys
i hate joking
Just Random Someone
so I'm Joker now ?
SuxAtLife
So Red turns you into Sans?
Foxyvsfreddy
You deserve all the agrees.
HazardousInferno
Friend: "And yesterday my gerbil died..." Me: "HA! Was he too "small" of a problem?" BUDUM TSCH
Ripper
If I couldn't stop joking and I was choking on something while my friends were around they would think I'm only kidding.
xX5sosloverforevsXx
Serious people scare me
Jorden Mizrhi
So.... Sans or Papyrus
Lol
Meow mother fucker
Lol
Meow mother fucker
nikosdomain
Party poopers
Ruby Rose
Imagine trying to go to a funeral tho
Notme
At least I'm not DEAD serious.
Chris Nichols
I was only joking when i picked the red answer...
Brandon Flynn
if your at a funeral...
TheBeastAlex
I'm already like that.
Cookie_Nerd27
"Oh I'm not smirking because your dog died! It's...it's...well it's complicated."
lolaholic
You probably woudln't be able to live a successful life, because everyone would think you're joking --> no job (and if everyone would be as funny as comedians they wouldn't get paid anythin)
lolaholic
wouldn't* / anything*
Spencer Mcintosh
So basically Batman or Joker
Tigerlol
LOL