You would have these things in your mouth prior to being punched.
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GENOCIDEGeorge
Who in Christ's name thinks this shit up? >x666joshua666x Oh, an angsty 12 year old. Nevermind.
Jerry Jerryson
Very, VERY contradictory comment........
GENOCIDEGeorge
I used alliteration, not stupidity.
Bocaj Teews
Burn.
Jerry Jerryson
Well then, why not 'GENTLEGeorge'? ;)
Cheating Bastard
Why not "GayGuyGeorge"?
A Royal Muffin
Why not "Bitchy Bastard"?
Carlo Ferrera
Why not "Jennifer Shitsalot"?
NinjaticSilver
Why not Zoidberg?!
Omnipotent
You sir, get +1 internet for that comment.
Franklin Chen
lol
biggav14
Do ya wonna know how I got these scars?
Flying pancakes
Punched in the mouth with needles? Razerblades? Batman? Acne?
Kat
What are razerblades? It does not imply 'Razor blades'. Figured this out after I chose xD
Gina Gonçalves Melancia
The razors could be on the in a flat position forming a shield in the mouth
George Figueroa
Ouch! Do you need some peroxide for that burn?
jemjem
Lol
jemjem
Lol
jemjem
Lol
1nd2rd3st
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
1nd2rd3st
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
Htopop
Are any of these tools sharp?
poopitypoop poop
people like me.
Tom Wirant
Since a 12 year old wrote this... he spelled razor blades wrong... I am free from this pain.
RageApplez
Well, it's got to be a crap question.
Pinkie pie
How about "genojackassgeorge"
IbrahimK
Ikr
Sonikku
Like you? :3
10/10
less perminant damage
Obiwan244
Lol were all dumbasses they never said what way they were pointing >-)
yyyy
i think the term is irony
AdventureReagam
why would it matter if a mouth full of razerblades punched you in the mouth. {loop holes}
7evenE11even
If you get punched with a mouth full of needles they are going to stay in your mouth
Nxrthstar
Lets punch him in the mouth lmfao
Nathan2008
That "12 year old" must be a psychopath.
Titanicbyrdi
xd
ANGEL
jaja verdad
Jordan
You wanna know how I got these scars?
AIB888
You made my day
Dmitri Morozov
And with that, I choose the razor blades
quinzel
Exactly what was going through my head when I picked it
KonoAma
Umm.. acne?
Utah G
let me guess, knife, batman, got punched with razerblades?
KaylaLovesFNAF
i am 12....................
KawwaiAnime
thx for the cheer-up
Nxrthstar
This particular comment got me to chose razors.
Titanicbyrdi
xd
jakeb27
"Razerblades" are not a thing that exists.
Haider
agreed, but still, i like pain...
Broken 213
stop it, get some help
Olivebates
Theres a candy brand called needles.
BOB
true use those
KawwaiAnime
OH COME ON WHY DID I NOT LOOK AT THIS COMMENT BEFORE I VOTED
olive dot com
Okay then
Puppyblogs
The needles would stab into your mouth, in which they would just sit there, and pain you.. You could pull them out. The razorblades would cut the shit out of your mouth, and then move deeper into your mouth, and body, causing more damage.
JiangJoker
And the needles wouldn't slip down your throat? They would too. It will take more needles to fill your mouth than razorblades too.
Six1Cynic
I imagine needles would result in more or less 'clean' puncture wounds since they only have a single sharp point. Razor blades have multiple sharp edges which would cut up the inside of your mouth six ways from Sunday.
John Shepard
But the needles would be stabbed deep into your gums and be very hard to take out. The razor blades would cut up your mouth but come out easily.
Nick3.141592
@John. You could have the needles sideways, or dulled and sideways. Get punched toward, and at an incredibly slow speed, and nothing would get hurt.
Crowley
The razorblades would cause larger wounds though, so you would probably choke to death on your own blood before getting them out
Andrew Aiello
stuff my mouth vertically with razors and I bet none of them cut me or only barely. No way to place needles in without getting stuck.
Mr. Potato man
some needles are pretty dull
Ben Sanders
WHY THE F*** WOULD U HAVE ETHER IN YOUR MOUTH IN THE FIRST PLACE
Ryan D. V. Caricofe
Some Weird Fetish?
Theo
Never said what direction the needles had to face. And maybe the guy who punched me will learn a lesson.
x666joshua666x
haha whatever you say man
Symphoric Quoz
I'd be impressed that I managed to fill my mouth with needles, and be okay with being punched after I've done something so horrendously stupid.
poffz
yeah and also you can just put it sideways
Mr.Swag
Most needles aren't even that sharp
LMMN
Needles make small holes, razors make slashes.
Unholy Spanker
I always wanted to be the joker
VinegarDoppio
RISOTTO NERO!
XenoBro
Great, the guy who created this has "xx" and "666", just impressive.
asdfeedfef3e
i will die before i get punched
cohen
razors for more suffering
TD_
didnt say how hard you get punched
Issac Robinson
They never said sharp razor blades
Donojang
dude a needle only pierces the immediate spot in which it is put. but a razor blade is sloped so it cuts and slashes.
Zyser
whats the difference
THE TRUTH
the person who is punching me is the one who has the razor blades/needles in their mouth :}
JustAnAsain
The needles could have drugs in them, :D
SonOfTheSea02
Just point the razor blades toward the puncher
N1RU
Razors are multidirectional.
Jonny
How big are the razor
plus
needles can have pain killers in them
Tileigh
I swear to god the spelling is razorblades..
Holden
They should just call this game SAW. Oh yeah.. and of course the guy who made this has 2 sets of 666 in his name. 420 illuminati dewritoes 10/10 ign.
Liam Hogan
The razors might not cut u if they are at the right angle, but the needles will
N1RU
Razors are multidirectional.
pheonix
and i would put these things in my mouth why
N1RU
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Arbon45
Razor blades can cut your tongue off
JohnnySins
the needles could easily pierce your mouth/throat which could lead to slow, painful death but "razerblades" would just leave cuts
WonderWombat
The needles would for syre pierce your skin. The razors would just skim buy and slash open your mouth.
uknown
tell me who came up with this one i seen crazy questions but this is the second craziest the first was a question about poop
Jhonapro
dios que doloroso dioooos
DLol
these things are shit
Titanicbyrdi
The sharper an object is, the smaller the wound, and thus the less blood loss. It would hurt like fuck, but still.
the governor
in my opinion i feel like needles arnt as bad as razers
Goatpuncher
It never said the razor blades were sharp.
UnOrEvErSeCaRd42060
to be fair you can bend the needles but u can't bend the razerblades
Bhyet
They co7ld be foam
xdpxtrick10
with needles it wont be as painfull bc it will just get stuck but razor blades they scrape ur mouth dumbass
Levi
But only the person punching you gets hurt because they're the one punching the razerblades.
Jason McAllister
I Pick 40%
Chun-kun
MAYBE The Razorblades Are not gonna penetrate your face ?
Chun-kun
At Least MAYBE The Razorblades Not Gonna Penetrate Your Chin
The1GamerBoi
YEAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWCH OUCH i hate sharp objects and getting cut by them
'John Smith'
Biting down might stop some of these. But not the thin needles that would end up cutting up arteries like swiss cheese.
Logan
that was hard