You must spend every day with him and spend all day with them
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Mondasin
Live in Germany for 3 years, or in a fucking desert for 6.
ILikesTacos
And besides has nobody seen Red Dwarf? Fairly sure Hitler was rich, hospitable and a good cook.
peace23
sounds better the way you put it
Neolost
You guys do know that Saddan Hussein was living in a mansion when they found him right?
pmaguire13
thanks for the easy ass choice
Colin
Im not jewish im german bond and blue so id be fine
Colin
Blond
Omnipotent
I'd probably do some interviews on him, from during the war, maybe get a good insight behind the man that controlled the third Reich.
grider
@neolost that was osama bin laden...
Fus-Ro-Dah
I could spend the three years with him while he was trying to get into the Art School of Vienna.
hitherepedobear
Nazi germany
Christopher Calahan
I live in a desert, so.....
Hole in my sock
I hate them both and 3 < 6
Wolf
Be tortured to death or be hanged?
Vampn
I'd rather live with Hitler for 6 years, he was nice.
Cody Dudash
As long as I don't get blamed for all the Nazi's crazy ass shit as well, that would be pretty sweet.
#Asha
@Vampn I HATE YOU
Glaceon999
Live with him in the first 3 years of his life and raise him as my own, preventing him from going evil.
Glaceon999
Actually, I'd raise him all the way! Little Steve Hitler...
Utah G
ill kill hitler at the end of 3 years
Paperclip Valley
Hitler, unlike Saddam, believe what he was doing to be right. He legitimately thought he was helping his people. Aside from the absolutely damnable atrocities that man committed, his conscience was clear and a normal human. Hitler just did bad things and thought the were right. Saddam, on the other hand, was a complete psychopath and tested chemical weapons on his people. Hitler would have even opposed that man.
Utah G
uh, saddam was gassing the kurds, not the sunnis. Plus, Hitler would gladly test weapons on the jews. Did saddam do genocide? No, but he did try to ethnic cleanse the kurds (genocide is wiping out an entire race; ethnic cleansing is wiping out certain ethnic groups). Saddam thought he was doing right as well. He even considered himself to me the next Nebuchadnezzar
Brandon
I'm not Jewish so living in Germany with hitler soundly be a problem + if I get to come back to the present I will have gained a lot of details about nazis germany
Kopek_0
Sure i can live with hitlers corpse for 2 1/2 years
enderteen445
I have some Jewish blood so... yea
OfManyThings
It doesn't say that I must agree with his ideas. It just says I live. Plus, after the three years, I can murder his ass.
Basmedoa
Blonde and blue eyes... Im safe.
spyfox
Hitler is a very nice man too.
bar
I'm african decent, i know what's coming with hitler
HardcoreTS
Ehm, ill just kill him.
emporio22
you are garrenteed to be killed by both anyways
ari
i live in iraq/kurdistan there both bad but i,d love liveing with hitler
MCPvP
Even though Hitler was the person that murdered every Jew, and with the fact I am a little Jewish, i would not be able to stand a desert for 6 damn years
LlamaLord
well I'm not Jewish so I choose hitler
MisterConrad
At least I can understand and speak German.
Lathryn
That's a good reason.
Ryno
Living in a desert sounds kind of fun
george Tran
itler was suposidly very smart
grolarbearsarelife
maybe I could convince him to not be a nazi
Raman
bruh not all iraq desetr
Cheryl
Well, hello Hitler~ Not living in a freakin' desert :(
Patrick
hitler wasn't that bad
Randi Wen
If we lived with hitler, does that mean we could assassinate him?
Bolt1087
LIVE WITH HIS DEAD BODY AFTER U SHOOT HE FUCK OUTTA HIM WITH A MINIGUN
Jeremy
Hitler tried to save us from the Jews. I'd gladly live with him.
Anthony Johnson
Hahahaha
Gage Lamb
I am jewish. And I laughed. Hard.
Cacaceite
Hitler did nothing wrong
Utah G
u neo nazi racist
Maayan Yonayov
Fuck yourself
Maayan Yonayov
Fuck yourself
Maayan Yonayov
Fuck yourself
Maayan Yonayov
Fuck yourself
jussy_xyz
Hitler was an asshole, I'm german and you don't hear good things about him all over gemany bro
Lumania
So sad he failed :c Rest in pepperonis Hitly
jbk
Hitler lived a lavish life, why not
RonFSwanson
Plus he was revelled as a god by his people and he saved his country from over inflation
RonFSwanson
Plus he was revelled as a god by his people and he saved his country from over inflation
Jerry Jerryson
It's really more a question of how many years of your own life are you willing to waste?
plcasa
Doesn't mean you are wasting time while living with them. You could be studying
Mark7725
What if I'm doing something productive and just live with them...
Ricemonster91
I've heard that, aside from the whole Jew-hating thing, Hitler was considered a pretty good guy.
Alfie Hamer
He was actually very kind to most germans and some other countries
Asplav
*cough* italy *cough*
Cole Cummins
Of course he was a good guy he did kill Hitler
alex
what he treated the italians like shit my nan is from italy german soldiers raped italian women and stole from houses
John
@alex : German soldiers, not hitler.
John Doe
Kill your fucking self.
Utah G
rather odd considering Italy was an ally of Nazi germany
ItsRillix
Saddam Hussein murdered his own people. Hitler protected his own. So we all know which to pick. Plus I live in Germany so easy choice for me hahahah.
Handsome Stranger
Saddam had tons of babes around, Hitler was probably gay. Easy choice
Gavin
Saddam was the most hated man... He killed his only people or cutt of their hands... throwing them of buildings to suffer, and you really think hi'll except you to "live" with him?
Handsome Stranger
Since that's the premise of the question, yes I do.
Meghan Hanrahan
whats wrong with being gay?
Handsome Stranger
Nothing, but all things considered I'd rather have access to girls than sit around watching operas with the Fuhrer.
Chewsonthemove
Hitler gay? That shit was married with children... gay my ass
Handsome Stranger
Don't know what history book you read, but that shit was married for a day before he killed himself, and he never had any children.
StrongerTD
Dombski is a Dolt
danishlemon
You know, Hitler actually did have offspring. His descendants vowed never to have children so his bloodline would be ended.
thatoneguy2012
So you're not going to base your decision off of the horrible things they've done, but their sexual orientation?
Handsome Stranger
I think living in Saddam's palace would be more fun than living in the Eagle's Nest, what don't people get about that?
Tickle my pickle
The one with all the females around was kadafi learn your dictator..
Handsome Stranger
You're right, kadafi was the only dictator to have women around him. all of the other Middle Eastern rulers are solid one woman men.
TOASTER_JESUS
also dude i'm gay so even more reason to live with hitler
Kronos The Lord Of Time
He had a wife idiot.
Handsome Stranger
he did have a wife for a day, as I said above. It's amazing how stupid the people on this site are. Am I the only one that has heard of wikipedia?
SmallTownOfGods
Hitler hated gays, he put gays in concentration camps. Hitler lived a very lavish life, saddam did too but not as good as hitlers life, and if you wanted a babe all you had to do was ask hitler assuming he liked you because he always kept you around.
Demolition Man
@Handsome Stranger So, first you said that Hitler was probably gay, then you said that he had a wife, and you're calling other people stupid? Makes perfect sense.
Handsome Stranger
You got me. No gay guy's ever taken a wife to hide their homosexuality before, especially not 70 years ago.
PistachioOutrage
I'm actually pretty sure that Hitler had a wife.
Gaby
@Handsome stranger: and i'll have Mp40 it's more badass than an AK47
Sara
It's not because they where only married for 2 days that they weren't together before that
gaberqq
Ur a jew
gaberqq
Ur a jew
Solid Patriot
Hitler got married Lol and if sadaam even like u he would still force u to be a jihadi bomber
sick_of_this_world
What? That doesn't make any sense, probably what? If you were trying to take over the world would you have time for them hoes?
MaxvonLohausen
He was married to a woman
a fox.
His lover was female. And for some strange reasons he fantasised about committing suicide with her.
Nancy_The_Human
He is not good enough to be gay
Wrhound
Hitler married a woman.
Wrhound
Hitler married a woman.
Omar Hassan
Hitler had a wife and his life was much better than saddam, also hitler loved his people
abarnybox
3 VS 6...hmmm
Joesceniieepotter
Hittler was skum so was the other guy but I had the choice I hate the us and UK and I'm from the UK so I picked the other guy
TigerKnowsAll
*Face palm* That made no sense at all
Daniel Kricheli
In jewish so i dont want to die when he finds out
omgzeloswilder
Saddam would kill you too.
Utah G
Hitler was trying to create a master race of blue eyed, blondes which he was not part of for some reason. In other words, you need only to be not black or jewish
uhlisah
I'd write a book on hitler's life.
BitisGabonica
Done already, it's called mine khampf or somthing like that
Pyrocynical
To BitisGabonica, MeinKampf
Andrew Smith
Hitler was a nice guy. His politics and beliefs were fucked up, he was evil, but personally he wasn't a jerk. Besides, it doesn't say WHAT three years you live with him for. I'd pick something in the 1920s before he was arrested and went nuts. I'd try to stem his beliefs while I was a house guest. Maybe history could be different.
Utah G
Or maybe try to save his mother from breast cancer. Cuz that's what messed up his mind.
SatanicShite
I actually think that I'd ENCOURAGE Hitler to go nuts. If WWII never took place with Nazi Germany as the antagonist, it'd be the Soviets versus the USA. A war to end all wars, indeed.
Shorjok
Because hitler wasn't a violent man. I seem to remember that he never actually killed anyone.
Lasse Hauberg
It is suspected that Hitler never killed anyone himself. But he was a soldier during the WW1, so we can't really know.
BitisGabonica
Hitler was a messenger during WW1 so he was never in combat himself
Utah G
he did kill hitler
Adolf
hitler got the rank of corporal, i don't think he was a messenger the whole time...
azizadnan
NINE
Mark Aldrich Jr
We both enjoy squeezing our own Jewse in the morning, so I think I'll go with Hitler.
Matt
Hitler I am german
LazyStormie
I would live with him as a kid and change his life to where he would just be a normal person and prevent WWII and save millions of lives.
Miriam
Was looking for this.
Skylar Mckee
Realy hitler do u know what that man can do
BitisGabonica
Really hussein do u know what that man can do?
Omnipotent
I'd probably be interviewing Hitler the whole time,maybe try to humanize a person we all view as a monster. Plus, it would be cool to see what the war was like for the leader of all nazis.
Mercedes
I'd live with Hitler, he was an art lover. If he wasn't rejected from art school so many times maybe the jews wouldn't be dead ._.
Apottzy
Hitler? Water under the bridge man
Xinix Benson
at least hitler was smart, rich, funny, and nice to his friends
Sayue
Hitler is my homeboy.
MarshManOriginal
Regardless of his evils, Hitler was still quite intelligent. Not sure of Hussein.
Jeremy Tepper
I'm jewish, so it's kinda a no-win
Michael Wilson
german chicks man
The_Angman
Hitler was nice, to the people close to him, so I'd loce with Hitler.
potatolover
Never said i couldn't torture hitler for 3 years and gas him at the end..
kelea
Well I'm blonde haired and blue eyed he'd like me lol
Jake the dog
If I could I would live with him for NEIN years!
BitisGabonica
LOL!
Sol Cranna-Smith
What? He seems like a nice guy!
Michael
I'd troll Hitler for fun
Miriam
U führious bro?
Samantha Swol
At least Hitler had nice living quarters..
denonymous
hitler was a pretty nice man, besides the whole holocaust thing, he loved his family, his dog, his painting, he never smoked and barely drank. saddam lives in a hole
ItsRillix
And he loved his dog. Dog. As long as you love your dog you are awesome. Same for cats too.
Ask Master
he killed his dog by giving him a suicide pill because he needed to test if it was good enough
Joe Sanchez
I ain't jewish, i'm actually partly german, so there's no problem ;)
ItsRillix
Same.
silvain
Hitler, but only if I can gag him and keep him tied up in a closet. I'll spend all day with him, sure! I'll spend all day reading things that he'll hate out loud!
Patrick Lipsey
At least Hitler was rich. As long as you pretend to be a racist Nazi, you'll be fine. Hussein lived in a cave.
Laurence 'Lewy' Town
No, No he didn't your thinking of Bin Laden... Please don't vote
Patrick Lipsey
Well, either way, Hitler has a shorter sentence.
Forrest2
I could kill him right?
BitisGabonica
no
MonsterMan
Why would you want to?
Chrissy Melody Chime
I'm not Jewish sooooo
akif
I LOVE GERMANY NOT SO MUCH BUT HITLER IS DAMN
Mewthree
not a jew :D
Hillbilly
DEUTSCHLAND (Germany in german)
samson
Adolf was a horrible man but it didn't say i had to see him it said only live.
Mars and Neptune
It said you must spend all your time with them.
XdemonX
I like Hitler so....
DOri
rather i live with saddam instead of living with the most terrible man of the last century who took over a nation and manipulated it and was responsible for the deaths of millions jews! by the way most of hitler romances commit suiced... i think that says everything about living with him.... and also saddam would probably have some other women i can hang with
SatansChild
HITLER FTWWWWW xD
bruce
3 years to kill him
butterfinger
Who said you have to suffer from either?
Jeri
That'd be a more interesting experience. I'd get to learn to speak German. And plot to kill Hitler. When that 3 years is up..... you gon' learn Hitler
i don't care
Just so you can rule the world...ok
ChocolateDinosaur
I have no clue who Saddam is, so that's why I chose him.
ItsRillix
He killed his own people.