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Would you rather...

52% slam your hand in every door

48% fall down every flight of stairs

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Slam your hand in every door
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484,759 disagree
Fall down every flight of stairs

Doors or Stairs

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  • 320

    GENOCIDEGeorge

    4 years ago

    Just for the comedic value. "Gotta get down this stairc- FUCK SHIT GODDAMMIT OW CHRIST HOW OUCH FUCKKKKKKKKKKK"

    • 70

      GENOCIDEGeorge

      4 years ago

      Also, escalators/elevators.

    • 35

      DapperDinner

      4 years ago

      This is what made me decide.

    • 46

      Zach

      4 years ago

      GENOCIDEGeorge Going up the up escalator. Fall down. For eternity.

    • 7

      Patrick Lessmiller

      4 years ago

      That's fuckin' funny!

    • 26

      Loki Laufeyson

      4 years ago

      I don't know why, but these comments made me laugh harder than they should have

    • 8

      Rythmbot

      4 years ago

      Fam Guy reference?

    • 2

      Jesus Christ

      4 years ago

      I'm sorry, I don't know how, George.

    • 3

      Gabriel

      4 years ago

      Lol falling down the school stairs

    • 19

      Niker107

      4 years ago

      1. I can just use elevators every time. 2. It's better to hurt your hand than your whole body.

    • 9

      max69

      4 years ago

      I want to change my answer it doesn't say how hard to have to slam it

    • 2

      AwesomeJah

      4 years ago

      How long are the stairs

    • 6

      Mr. Warm and Fuzzy

      4 years ago

      @max for slamming to actually be slamming it requires a substantial amount of effort or you might as well be high fiving the door

    • 2

      Keefe Reynold Ricamara

      4 years ago

      This reminds me of Eddy Murphy's aunt falling down the stairs story on his stand up comedy, Raw.

    • 2

      Edgar Martins

      3 years ago

      Petter griffin style

    • 1

      space unicorn

      3 years ago

      I agree sir. I chose red because of your comment. :D

    • 0

      James

      3 years ago

      Just fall past some random lady.

    • 4

      Kat

      3 years ago

      Dammit accidentally clicked the wrong one. But I'm already in a wheelchair so I don't ever get near stairs...

    • 1

      TrueWOPR

      3 years ago

      I live on the coast in an earthquake zone... What are these "stairs" of which you speak?

    • 1

      Cody Dudash

      3 years ago

      I always get my hand slammed in doors. It has actually happened so many times it no longer hurts when it happens.

    • 1

      Mafalda T.

      2 years ago

      You can die... No thanks

    • 3

      Jacob Dittmer

      2 years ago

      Yeah, I'd rather not DIE. I'll slam my own doors, thank you very much.

    • 0

      Iggy Azalea

      2 years ago

      Dammit man

    • 2

      Pregnant Banana

      1 year ago

      wtf is wrong with you all?!

    • 1

      IronBow225

      1 year ago

      Lol i got my middle finger choped of when i was 3! HECK NO im not goin through that again! XD

    • 0

      WiseBoi55

      1 year ago

      If you fall down the stairs every time you're likely to be dead. However slamming your fingers hurt but it won't kill you.

    • 1

      yuchen

      1 year ago

      Niker107 You would slam your hand in every elevator door then...

    • 0

      Neive Pierce

      1 year ago

      u r hilarious xD that has made my day

    • 0

      jakup

      1 year ago

      but you can maybe die from falling down a flight of stairs on the other hand survive with a hurting hand for like 5 minutes

    • 0

      ZJBlah

      1 year ago

      I'd just do this! p.fod4.com/p/media/2b22c6...XZl_Stairs Cool Landing.gif

    • 2

      *Savage* don't forget it

      1 year ago

      btw elevators still have doors!

    • 1

      Dehydraconyx

      1 year ago

      My house doesn't even have stairs ha

    • 0

      Austin

      1 year ago

      I rather have broken bones than and hand

    • 1

      rossome123

      1 year ago

      YOU COULD ALSO TRIP A WOMAN AND APOLGIZE THEN GET HER NUMBER ONLY IF HOT

    • 1

      ImmortalAxolotl

      1 year ago

      You could die falling.

    • 0

      Christian Parker

      1 year ago

      I WARNED YOU ABUT THE STAIRS BRO

    • 0

      Christian Parker

      1 year ago

      I TOLD YOU DOG

    • 1

      TACGLM

      1 year ago

      What about going upstairs, you'd fall down again wouldn't you?

    • 1

      Soul

      1 year ago

      Hey, elevators were made for those who couldn't use the stairs... just use the elevator instead of the stairs every time. Problem solved. (Unless your house has stairs and no elevator)

    • 1

      TheSepticLord

      1 year ago

      You would probably break your neck

    • 1

      Retr0Cat

      1 year ago

      So how hard do i need to slam my hand against the door ;p

    • 0

      Professor Gamer

      1 year ago

      hhahahahahahahahahahhahah

    • 1

      Joy

      1 year ago

      I've fallen down stairs before and literally ROLLED into the front door... DON'T WANNA GO THROUGH THAT AGAIN!!! I'D RATHER HAVE A BROKEN HAND!

    • 0

      umm.......

      11 months ago

      Lol

    • 2

      fatguyay

      9 months ago

      WHEN SO CLOSE TO BEING LATE FOR FLIGHT few i nearly missed the flight i guess i go up the stairs WOOOO AHHHHHHHHHHHHH OWWWWWWWW PLS GOD NO PLS I AM TO YOUNG TO DIE #planes flys away god damn fuck u stairs bye fuck u next time ._.

    • 1

      Flurble Blur

      8 months ago

      It would be really funny, though, if the door just instantly shut on your hand every time. At lest, to an observer

    • 0

      xpertzgamerz

      7 months ago

      oml hahahahaha

    • 0

      Bendakid

      7 months ago

      #comedyreilief

    • 0

      Node Kat

      6 months ago

      I just wanna know how funny it would be XD

    • 0

      Sarah

      6 months ago

      yeah that would be quite funny at first

    • 0

      DjTurtlecorn

      5 months ago

      it's suicidal which is why I chose it lol *falls down stairs* fuq

    • 0

      I am the one

      4 months ago

      xD That would be painful... by far then slamming you're hand in a door.

    • 1

      Noah Quintero

      4 months ago

      LOLLOLLOLOOLLOLOOL!

    • 1

      Alexa

      1 month ago

      Hand - pads. Any one heard of those?

  • 63

    Slyphoria

    4 years ago

    IT KEEPS HAPPENING.

  • 17

    EridolfHitlora

    4 years ago

    FUCK I'M FALLING DOWN ALL THESE STAIRS.. I TOLD YOU DOG

  • 12

    Julie630

    4 years ago

    If you slam your hand in every door it only hurts for a little plus the question doesn't say it happens multiple times with each door. Just once for every door. Falling down stairs call break something or get you killed

    • 2

      BillyBob

      4 years ago

      Am I misreading something or couldn't this mean every door in the world?

    • 0

      TrueWOPR

      3 years ago

      Yeah well we don't have stairs over here because practically every building is one floor. and the ones that aren't have elavators. I win.

  • 12

    Jared King

    4 years ago

    I feel like Escalators would be a living hell.

  • 8

    Robert Nichols

    4 years ago

    could i just jump out off windows?

  • 7

    33rpm

    4 years ago

    So I would never be able to walk up stairs?

  • 6

    Mordecai

    4 years ago

    Just for the reactions!

  • 3

    Treez

    1 year ago

    Your Hand would be numb after 2 weeks

  • 3

    strander

    1 year ago

    people die from falling down stairs

    • 0

      ExhaustedRuins

      1 year ago

      that's why you use the elevator. end of story lol

    • 0

      pandagallola

      3 months ago

      ExhaustedRuins, but ... what if u live in a house with many stairs just to get to ur room 0.0

  • 1

    Hi ....

    1 month ago

    also falling down stairs is not that bad

  • 1

    Hi ....

    1 month ago

    I broke my hand badly when I slammed the door on my hand

  • 3

    Tupelo

    4 years ago

    What if you don't have hands??? Huh?

  • 3

    Shuangjie Lin

    4 years ago

    I regret picking this, I would travel down stairs a lot quicker

  • 3

    Abby Swagger

    4 years ago

    I warned you bout the stairs bro! homestuck? anybody?

  • 3

    Maddie Padawanduck

    4 years ago

    Looks like I will be getting over my claustrophobia that has me running up six flights of stairs instead of taking the elevator.

  • 2

    mathew

    1 year ago

    youre gonna broke you bones if your gonna fall

  • 2

    Matthew

    1 year ago

    If you'd fall every time you go downstairs, you'd be going to the hospital after one or two times

  • 0

    BigForehead111

    1 week ago

    i'll just cover myself with pillows

  • 2

    David Cervantes

    4 years ago

    note to self. take elevator.

  • 2

    trailmicks

    4 years ago

    I can't wait to be a piece of shit and play these videogames all day

  • 2

    Kitten McGee

    4 years ago

    Slamming your hand in a door HAS to hurt, but I've fallen down plenty of stairs where it was like... "Ouch" Rub my tailbone, then walk right off. And also, you could wear butt padding. Bring back Victorian style!

    • 0

      Aleks Jones

      3 years ago

      Or like many falls down stairs, you could break your arm/shoulder/head.

    • 0

      Aleks Jones

      3 years ago

      Or like many falls down stairs, you could break your arm/shoulder/head.

  • 2

    tiara107

    4 years ago

    I don't have stairs in my house and i can use the elevators for everywhere else. Simple. Using doors is much more common than using stairs. Dumb question.

    • 2

      Jerry Jerryson

      4 years ago

      Yes, but it's probably not as life threatening. There's no way you could avoid stairs your whole life. Even though I voted red.... :/

    • 1

      FreakingLoser

      4 years ago

      I have stairs at my school and I fall down them literally every day.

  • 0

    Bast198

    2 weeks ago

    You're gonna lose less body parts

  • 0

    Gguy

    2 weeks ago

    smaller chance of dying.

  • 1

    Isaac

    6 months ago

    Love is an open-- OW!

  • 1

    Kat

    7 months ago

    What if someone is named Door...

  • 0

    Kitsune of Darkness

    3 weeks ago

    Which I do anyways, so nothing new.

  • 0

    Amanda

    4 weeks ago

    I already fall down all stairs whats the difference

  • 0

    graypillow

    1 month ago

    i could carry an iron glove around.

  • 0

    Marshall

    1 month ago

    Doesn't say that you'd fall down all the way down the the stairs. It's happened to me before; I fell down some stairs, but managed to stop myself before going down so much as 4 to 6 steps down by just grabbing onto the edge of a step closest to me.

  • 1

    Daniel

    1 year ago

    can't play violin with a busted up hand...

  • 1

    CrazzyPaxxel

    1 year ago

    You could die falling down the steps while you usually don't when your hand gets caught in the door. Lol It's so Obvious.

  • 1

    hollyskyes

    1 year ago

    i warned myself about the stairs

  • 0

    JiroTheHero

    1 month ago

    I guess do not take stairs

  • 1

    Cerise

    2 years ago

    I pretty much do this already. And I never really going anyway with stairs so easily avoidable. Doors are everywhere.

  • 1

    simona

    2 years ago

    Fuck this question

  • 1

    Gabija Ruigyte

    3 years ago

    who else was thinking of peter griffin in that one episode with the new stairs???

  • 1

    georgieloveschocs

    3 years ago

    ELEVATORS HAVE BEEN INVENTED YOU KNOW!

  • 1

    Electi

    3 years ago

    i can built methal glowe

  • 1

    Lynnaya Hamby

    4 years ago

    ELEVATORS AND ESCALATORS! LAZY PPL RULE!

  • 1

    Jesus

    4 years ago

    I dont use stairs >:3

  • 1

    Jesus

    4 years ago

    I dont use stairs >:3

  • 1

    33rpm

    4 years ago

    tuck and roll

  • 1

    Andrew Davis

    4 years ago

    While they are both painful options, falling down stairs saves you time. Also, you don't have to fall up the stairs. But, once you go in a door, you generally have to walk through it again.

  • 1

    Max

    4 years ago

    Penrose Stairs. Fuck.

  • 1

    Marceline<3

    4 years ago

    Stair's, Because... What the hell! Slam my hand in every door? Seriously! People Fall Down The Stair's!

  • 1

    Some Dude

    4 years ago

    I'm so ridiculously accident prone it happens anyway...

  • 1

    lol99

    4 years ago

    If I don't go down any stairs it won't happen

  • 1

    JavaJoeDude

    4 years ago

    You fools... Mwhahahaha... Falling down stairs could kill you. But What if you had no hands...What then?!?? hahahahahaha. *cough* The stairs will probly watch those who picked red(people who now take elevators) and is thinking "soon........soon they will forget and choose me. Hahaha......Soon!"

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