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For the rest of your life, would you rather...

marry a new random person every year

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  • 213

    AFatGayboy

    7 years ago

    What if you got stuck with some fat ugly ho?

    • 28

      Jerry Jerryson

      7 years ago

      Fact.

    • 22

      Sean

      7 years ago

      Then it would be different next year

    • 95

      Dominic

      7 years ago

      what if you got the most gorgeous woman ever? the greater the risk, the greater the reward is what my dad always tells me! and hes right!

    • 19

      ossmosse

      7 years ago

      Not meth, not even once.

    • 7

      Dalton Brown

      7 years ago

      not to mention if she (or he in ur case) has a desiese.

    • 14

      Carl Baker

      7 years ago

      What if you marry fat ugly bitches year after year? Your argument works both ways. At least if you marry a hot girl and stick with her, you'll never have to lose her.

    • 13

      zombiethoughts

      7 years ago

      It says random. What if you got stuck with a 400 lb man? If I did, at least I'd have another chance in a year. (this goes for men/women/gays/lesbians/others not being with their ideal sexual preference)

    • 13

      zombiethoughts

      7 years ago

      Forgot to add. It doesn't say anything about being faithful.

    • 7

      encephalovore

      7 years ago

      Even if I got the most amazing person, I still would get bored with them because I'm a terrible person.

    • 17

      James

      7 years ago

      What if you married the love of your life and had to leave them forever. ;(

    • 9

      Josiah Thompson

      7 years ago

      Hey what if you really loved that one person, then you'd have to give her up to another bastard

    • 1

      I'd rather

      7 years ago

      You have the same chance of getting ugly people.

    • 0

      kiers

      7 years ago

      Ikr like gros I hav to be seen with u forever, lik wat the FUCK!!!

    • 1

      Runescape

      7 years ago

      Just like a normal marriage then....

    • 2

      leeleesweetie

      6 years ago

      Can't be as bad as being stuck with a fat gay boy.

    • 5

      trevor

      6 years ago

      Theres also a 51% chance that their male, and about a 90% chance they don't speak english

    • 2

      Thief St.

      6 years ago

      A ho is one thing, but being fat doesnt mean they cant be attractive, I used to like a girl that was a bit chubby, she was really cool and liked a lot of the stuff I liked... Then that bitch yelled at me cause I wanted to play 4 square with my other friends at recess >: I

    • 1

      Kat

      6 years ago

      What if you find the love of your life, but you have to leave them? ;_;

    • 0

      DERPZgaming

      6 years ago

      i hope that fat ho is not a FatGayBoy

    • 2

      Cody Dudash

      6 years ago

      Wow, you are one shallow bastard!

    • 0

      ilkvy

      6 years ago

      my crush is random

    • 1

      51%

      6 years ago

      I immediately regret my decision

    • 1

      Common Sense

      5 years ago

      Everybody is technically a "random person"

    • 0

      Ryan

      5 years ago

      These are the times I regret my decisions the most.

    • 1

      andre

      4 years ago

      You have to stick with it,but you can always make the other person want out

    • 0

      Nathan

      4 years ago

      Kinda sucks, but then you make it work. How can you have a meaningful relationship in just 1 year?

    • 1

      AtaroNymeria

      4 years ago

      I'd much rather a fat ugly guy then a guy with a awful personality. :)

    • 0

      Gamexpert

      4 years ago

      I can't help but feel that the majority of people here are prejudiced against overweight people. Not saying I'm fat but that's a bit sad. Yeesh!

    • 0

      Nichlas

      4 years ago

      i take the chance and hope she is beatiful

    • 1

      April'n'Rachel

      4 years ago

      What if that one person dies? You are then free to marry who you want! (For reds)

    • 0

      Foxy

      4 years ago

      Well, (for all those people who chose blue) if you think red is bad and you may get a fat chick as a wife, then if you chose blue, you may as well be getting fat people for the rest of your life

    • 0

      Sans

      4 years ago

      But then what if you get someone you really love?

    • 0

      Joshua58

      4 years ago

      This is SUPER random but if you know Antony (iDeactiveMC), here is a joke about him: Who is the smallest YouTuber in the world? Ant-ony! Get it? Just me?

    • 0

      Jacob mentoo

      4 years ago

      What if you find the love of your life then have to give her up for a fat hoe

    • 0

      Jacob mentoo

      4 years ago

      What if you find the love of your life then have to give her up for a fat hoe

    • 0

      Joey Doub

      4 years ago

      What if you get a disease

    • 1

      BlueJay17

      4 years ago

      sex vs love. well you seen my chose (love and sex)

    • 0

      Hans-Gilbert

      4 years ago

      You'll get stuck with one sooner or later for one year too you know... Or you'll just kill her! :D

    • 1

      TrollYandere

      4 years ago

      Probably will, just look at the obesity rate around the world. And also, BARNEY STINSON FTW XD

    • 1

      Droidlover345

      4 years ago

      Well you might end up marrying that fat ass Chubb from riddle school

    • 0

      Pickle

      4 years ago

      Don't you still get to choose who you marry? You pick out a girl/boy, not making them choose.

    • 0

      turu1702

      4 years ago

      there are other things most important than looks

    • 0

      The Donut Pirate

      4 years ago

      Then I would love on her because I HAPPEN TO LIKE LARGE WOMEN.

    • 0

      Solo_Squad

      3 years ago

      Ur gonna be a ho bruh

    • 0

      DarcieAnne

      3 years ago

      Never said we couldnt CHOOSE our randome partner

    • 0

      Life's like that!

      3 years ago

      Easy. Have exercise with him. :/

    • 0

      john

      3 years ago

      but then a month later, you could be paired with some sexy azz model

    • 0

      low

      3 years ago

      doesn't say you can't have an affair if you get someone shitty

    • 0

      ∞Infinity∞

      3 years ago

      cuz ugly hoes are amazing

    • 0

      Jhonny

      3 years ago

      more bill

    • 0

      Alexa

      3 years ago

      What if i was stuck with some sexy guy? Yes please

    • 0

      What....???

      2 years ago

      Its not about looks its about how they act would u rather marry a hot guy who always bullies you and physically abuses you? or an ugly guy who loves you and wouldn't be caught dead hurting you?

    • 0

      lennon

      2 years ago

      looks dont matter as long as you love eachother

    • 0

      no

      1 year ago

      anyone who chose red is special no repurcussions, and random means it could be the same

    • 0

      Tomas

      1 year ago

      Fuck you.

    • 1

      Tomas

      1 year ago

      You know, it doesn't matter what it looks like on the outside, but on the inside. And I have a father, he's fat, and he's really lovely.

    • 0

      Lukas

      5 months ago

      u don't have to live with her u can just be married

    • 0

      TopTrophee

      4 months ago

      50/50 chance of getting someone good rather than getting someone good and then lose them

    • 0

      DAVID

      2 months ago

      le pongo los cachos

  • 26

    Chrono

    7 years ago

    Whoever picked the one person every year, consider this. You lose half your money every year.

    • 4

      Matthew

      7 years ago

      XD

    • 3

      cassie

      7 years ago

      prenup yo

    • 2

      ImpulePlanet

      4 years ago

      "claps" well played sir, well played

    • 0

      TrollYandere

      4 years ago

      Well, Fuck...

    • 1

      pthooie

      4 years ago

      It doesn't say you have to get divorced every year.

    • 1

      benis

      3 years ago

      You don't have to necessary divorce anyone. Every said person could die in an accident every year.

    • 0

      Life's like that!

      3 years ago

      @benis Then you would be called a murderer considering that every year you get a new partner and the former ones die every time you get a new one. :/

  • 16

    John Murlin

    7 years ago

    If you don't get to choose, might as well go with the option that allows you to meet more people. Higher chance of actually finding one you love, even if it is only for a year.

    • 9

      Sheldon Lee Cooper

      7 years ago

      Also, you could continue the relationship while being officially married to another person.

  • 15

    Matthew

    7 years ago

    This was a really hard one...but I wouldn't wanna find someone I'm happy with and have to lose them, so I'll take the risk.

  • 8

    Dagnii

    7 years ago

    Arranged marriage works because eventually you learn to love them. Also, what if you love one of the people youre married to and then have to marry someone else.

  • 7

    John

    7 years ago

    Considering that it is random, there is a good chance it would not work out. That said, it would suck if it does.

  • 5

    John

    7 years ago

    I wouldn't stick with it, but stick in it. If you know what I mean.

  • 3

    Casey Gail Martinez

    7 years ago

    didn't say you had to get divorced every year...

  • 0

    Charlie

    6 days ago

    If you got a hot girl that would be the life but what if you got someone who was like bad and bitchy.

  • 2

    ILikeTurtles

    4 years ago

    You could get to know them

  • 2

    shay

    4 years ago

    the blue option would cost a fortune. you would be poor for the rest of your life

    • 0

      Elena

      4 years ago

      also red sounds basically like.. an arranged marriage in an orthodox society.. which is better.. i guess...

  • 2

    Glaceon999

    6 years ago

    I can marry them but prevent them from ever seeing you and living alone or with another person that you love, in a relationship other than the arranged one, and be married twice at once, possibly.

  • 2

    Shepherd of Fire

    6 years ago

    Yea there is this thing called being fucking normal where you kinda do the red option anyway you blue retarded whores

  • 2

    Gabby <3

    6 years ago

    Isn't that how marriage works

  • 2

    andrewisrighthere

    7 years ago

    What if you marry the most beautiful nice person then have to leave them after a year?!

  • 2

    Daniel

    7 years ago

    It would be like opening the mystery box each year.

  • 2

    Jerry Xue

    7 years ago

    YAY STDS~

  • 2

    danishlemon

    7 years ago

    This way, if I met someone I liked, I wouldn't have to give them up. Plus it doesn't say anything about keeping them alive or living with them if you don't like them. Some married couples live apart.

  • 1

    The Internet Police

    1 year ago

    Monogamy is important

  • 1

    Nimbus

    1 year ago

    The problem with being married to a random person for the rest of your life is that person could be anyone including your grandma (unlikely but possible), a woman in a coma, the fattest man on earth, a serial killer, a 10 year old boy from New Zealand, a woman who's one hundred thousand dollars in debt, or a cultist. Random means completely random. It's statistically iffy that you'd marry someone within your sexual preference and almost statistically impossible that you'd find the love of your life. Trying again every year ensures that you might find someone that isn't unbearable for that year, and if not, you can try again next year.

  • 0

    Kriss

    1 month ago

    think about all the wedding gifts you'd be gifted

  • 1

    SydneynSpencer McKissack

    4 years ago

    If you marry ONE stranger, there's a less likelyhood of you being murdered.

  • 1

    Christopher Nathaniel Standley

    4 years ago

    Should I just move into a church now? :p

    • 0

      Elena

      4 years ago

      sounds legit brother... :/ take me with you

  • 1

    Jeffrey

    4 years ago

    At least if you got stuck with a annoying person, you would figure out how to make the person less annoying and get used to it

  • 1

    sweetraindrops

    4 years ago

    It would get boring with the same person XD But joking aside, cheating is bad >.

  • 1

    OneTrueNothing

    5 years ago

    Who says you have to spend time together, some people marry purely for some of the perks that come with marriage.

  • 1

    DizzyWaddleDoo

    5 years ago

    Never said I'm forced to divorce them when I marry the next person.

  • 1

    Jhazards13

    6 years ago

    If shes hot

  • 1

    Seref Kana

    6 years ago

    Even if you divorce them cuz they're ugly, you get half their money! :P It ain't cheap being a lazy bum.

  • 1

    Loki_Laufeyson

    7 years ago

    Because getting stuck with an abusive prick for life is NOT an option.

  • 1

    ss4david

    7 years ago

    You can randomly select Jennifer Lawrence.

  • 1

    Boggle Crunch

    7 years ago

    Who cares? You can always divorce eh?

  • 1

    Grizzlies

    7 years ago

    If you marry someone every year you can most likely get some of their stuff in the divorce

  • 1

    Hubs

    7 years ago

    Meeting someone new every year, and likely falling in love multiple times would be too painful.

  • 1

    Kayla

    7 years ago

    If I can make that random person my crush...

  • 1

    Neoman321

    7 years ago

    If i end up hating the first person i get stuck with i would hate it forever, but then when i end up finding someone i like it would be sad when i get put with someone else.

  • 0

    LuckyPicklesYt

    2 months ago

    DUH OBVIOUS

  • 0

    unbeatable

    2 months ago

    u could get the same person if you are lucky

  • 0

    Jakari

    2 months ago

    true

  • 0

    KungFlu

    3 months ago

    Th red option says “it”. Now no one is neuter, as there are only two genders. But the person would be it cuz they THINK they are (thanks to liberals), and I don’t want to be with that person

  • 0

    Daniel

    3 months ago

    But the problem is if u get a really sexy woman u would have to change the next year

  • 0

    Sophia

    6 months ago

    I hate this game!

  • 0

    Plabsimsixfour

    6 months ago

    Dood, Everyone wants the latter dood

  • 0

    Kaane Ilera

    9 months ago

    Getting ripped away from a loving relationship after a year would destroy me, not gon lie. Even if a marriage you're stuck in forever sucks you can always shop around

  • 0

    victor

    10 months ago

    you never said which year... every whatever i want yrs.

  • 0

    Psytololox

    1 year ago

    only if is surely of the opposite gender

  • 0

    Kai

    1 year ago

    After a while you would grow some form of a relationship with that person.

  • 0

    Itz

    1 year ago

    Should of picked the other one but who said you'd have to have a divorce :U

  • 0

    ladmyn

    1 year ago

    This is why we have divorce, people.

  • 0

    Bebsikoke

    1 year ago

    I don't have to stay with them, just stay married. Plus it would be a lot harder to randomly get married to the best person and then lose them after a year

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