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I would hate to live forever. Also, it doesn't specifically say how long after the sex you die. You could have the best sex and die when you'd originally die to begin with.
Charles Jourdan Tedd
Lol. That's just cheating.
zzzzxcvbygft
That decided it
Dusty365365
@Charles Not cheating at all. It wasn't specific enough
Fuzzy Slippers
If they didn't throw in jerkin' off I might be swayed, but, as is, it's no contest.
MrSageAdam
Because life isn't just sex.
Rafael Tavares
virgin talk
BeanBuster
It isn't. It's more than that. I just wanna do everything life has to offer before i die. And i want to die sometime.
Pyrocynical
It's not just sex. It's also masturbating
Alex
Thing is... once everyone has died off and the world ended but ur just floating in space for 7423890318726 years and only just beginning to live bored out ur skull, u cant even hv a cheeky wazz to intertain urself
[deleted]
@Rafael Tavares Loser talking.
SeaBass
Or you could just have the sex when you're really old :3
Anthony Johnson
eternal life > sex
Desmond
Then all your friends and family will die, then you'd want to commit suicide.
John Gaylor
@Desmond yeah but then you could just choose the other choice to kill yourself.
Connor C-Slate Slate
John, this is an either or question. You don't get to renig on your choice.
Glenn
Death by snoo-snoo
Glenn
I mean snu-snu
grider
Why would I want to commit suicide after my family and friends would die? I'm an antisocial person anyway, I don't even give a shit about my family. Living forever would be amazing, even taking in the fact that I may be floating through space later.
Utah G
didnt say how long afterwards
Pyrocynical
@grider So, you will be forever floating in space, feeling the pain of heat that comes from stars (which is over 9000) and all the other terrible things that can happen to you there?
[deleted]
Sex for pleasure is overrated.
xXcam302Xx
U can do it 4 ever
[deleted]
Read the description, loser.
hank
Wow it's sad that people would rather have sex then die ...
Rafael Tavares
You mean life. And do not say die instantly, only to die some time. And you want to live as a virgin forever?
Jajessica
I kinda want to live my life a virgin
[deleted]
It's sad how retarded people became in this day and age.
Obey 1997
Enternal life ! Sex isn't all that
Pyrocynical
So, you will be forever floating in space, feeling the pain of heat that comes from stars (which is over 9000) and all the other terrible things that can happen to you there?
Scott kwok
I never want to have sex
Lollipopchainsaw70
Booooooooo
Stephen
Scott you're a retard.
Pyrocynical
you either never had sex or masturbated or you're dumb as FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUck
Jajessica
Me too! I'm an ace, I'm guessing you are too? I apologize if I'm just assuming
[deleted]
Those who picked blue are all retards. And losers with no life, whatsoever.
dittofire1
Doesn't matter, had sex
[deleted]
And killed yourself.
OEHS
I'll rather just surf around in space forever.
Pyrocynical
really? So, you will be forever floating in space, feeling the pain of heat that comes from stars (which is over 9000) and all the other terrible things that can happen to you there?
[deleted]
Or relocate to another universe.
D. Bo
And with this orgasm!!!!....my....life.....is......compleeeeeee!!!!!!
[deleted]
You. Have. No. Life.
Jim
Sex isn't that special
Rafael Tavares
I guess you never had, man
[deleted]
@Rafael Tavares And you? I suppose you have no life because you waste your time having sex without starting a family, is that correct?
Conrad760
But then how do you have kids?
askMe
You can't
[deleted]
It is your choice if you don't want children.
D. Bo
And with this orgasm!!!!....my....life.....is......compleeeeeee!!!!!!
iHatePeople
What's the point if having the best sex ever if you're never going to remember it anyways?
askMe
good point. but in the virgin life you don't have sex to remeber anyway
[deleted]
@askMe Virgins are underrated. Non-virgins, especially non-family people, are overrated.
Aaron Mings
Of all the ones I press the wrong one on...
[deleted]
Then you are a complete and utter loser.
BloodyKnives
i would die a happy death
hank
Wow it's sad that people would rather have sex then die ...
Jajessica
yeah
BadShot
Great way to go
lologator
Some people haven't read Tuck Everlasting...
Gray6
I did, like 11 years ago. But they had sex while living forever, so I don't get the comparison.
lologator
According to Tuck Everlasting, living forever kinda sucks.
Luis Jenkins
Sex is awesome, but inmortality it worths it
[deleted]
Sex for pleasure is disgusting.
PewDiePie
Without sex life has no meaning
askMe
I disagree. but it wouldn't be worth
grider
Wow you are both just incredibly shallow aren't you? Pathetic that you think feeling good for a while trumps heavy mental satisfaction/happiness that you can feel for days straight.
[deleted]
YOU HAVE NO LIFE, you loser.
Nancy Dorrell
Doesn't matter had sex
Nancy Dorrell
Doesn't matter had sex
[deleted]
You killed yourself, then.
cowman
Have the sex just before you would die naturally
[deleted]
I would rather if people sacrificed their virginity for a child than to waste all their sperm and eggs on nothing.
hazelpayne
Well, we'll all die some moment later.
[deleted]
Living forever would really start to suck after a while. Besides it never says when you had to have the best sex in the world. You could just collect your fuck when you are 80 or something.
Tobechi Otuonye
Well either way this is good cause who wants to live forever rite
cassie
i only chose this one because i dont want to live forever
Drake Wallace
I said the second one because i do not want to live forever :/
[deleted]
I don't want sex but I don't want to live forever.
B1ack0ut
why would you want to be The 40-thousand Year Old Virgin?
herpes_free_since_03
are you kidding that sounds fucking awesome
[deleted]
Well, that was easy. I want to live forever (or at least for a long time), and I do not want to start a family. So, there.
GrimStomper
Living forever would suck.
mariothedog
Just do everything you want to do prior.
Ben Dova
fuck clicked wrong button XD
[deleted]
Loser, then.
bagger
The best sex never ends. I live forever either way.
[deleted]
Read the description, loser.
G.Burgers
MY PENIS IS UNTOUCHABLE BRAH!!
Myriichan
We're all gonna die in the end. No big deal!
Hemes
More people chose to have sex then die. I know why I am not surprised.
Kai
I would never have sex! And I'm pretty sure that if you live forever, then you would be all wrinkled. But still!
LevelUpBanshee
At least I'd die happy and satisfied, Goldeneye style
HauntingStomper
I'm gonna die but I'm gonna die not a virgin.
[deleted]
Ha. I, personally, would rather die a virgin.
Dr. Jay
This implies that I can have "regular sex" before I have the "best sex" and then die, right?
Isaac
Hey as long as it works
commentingllama
I mean if it's the best sex in the world you've already reached the peak of greatness, might as well die there
Some Sort of Asian
Whats life without pussy
[deleted]
Get a life, moron.
savagepenguin
maybe you just die at a normal age cause it doesn't say when
MasterVelyk
There has to be some way to become younger at a certain age... Also, sex is not everything... And, if you live forever, you cannot die, so you might find some sort of special power like a god's power.
[deleted]
Very good point, there.