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49% be dissolved feet first in sulfuric acid.

51% have a (mafia) hit on your family

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Have a (mafia) hit on your family

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If A, You have 0% chance of surviving. If B, They have 0% chance of survival

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  • 314

    LOLking

    5 years ago

    I thought this meant flirting

  • 39

    JZA

    5 years ago

    Seriously? More people would rather have their family than themselves?

    • 6

      Anna-Lisse

      5 years ago

      JZA a u serious! You don't care about your family!!;( some people are selfish

    • 48

      JZA

      5 years ago

      You're the one who'd rather have your family killed

    • 13

      Webby202

      5 years ago

      As long as I survive I don't care, the show must go on!

    • 3

      Danielle Hoyle

      5 years ago

      No family to share anything good with, so why bother?

    • 4

      T.P.N

      5 years ago

      im the youngest in my family, gotta give the name on.

    • 0

      Skyalex05

      4 years ago

      I actually thought I was counted in "family" - so at least there might be a way to avoid it - instead of straight up dying.

    • 2

      Skyalex05

      4 years ago

      Misread it completly.

    • 0

      Xethycutty

      4 years ago

      I agree.

    • 2

      Wod

      2 years ago

      being dissolved in acid would take several hour and that is if your completely submerged in it, assuming you cannot fall over or bleed to deatj you will be standing in that acid for a few days before you die. And fuck that.

    • 1

      Wibbly Wobbly

      2 years ago

      No, they're just flirting with my family. :P

    • 0

      sick_of_this_world

      2 years ago

      Ikr

    • 3

      Ingobro

      2 years ago

      Acid would be EXTREMLY painful

    • 0

      Theolex

      1 year ago

      You would rather be digested (which is painful) than have you family shot (which a doubt is as much pain)?

    • 0

      Theolex

      1 year ago

      I would also like to point out that it takes days to be digested and die.

    • 0

      mrjor

      1 year ago

      IT MEANS THAT MORE PEOPLE WANT A MAFIA FLIRTING WITH THEIR FAMILY THEN DYING

    • 0

      Utkudakid

      1 year ago

      wait i would not care if i had a amafia as a relative-in-law

    • 0

      Cochon

      9 months ago

      Because my family is mafia.

  • 28

    MoofieFoof

    5 years ago

    with A only you die with B multiple people die...A it is!

    • 4

      mrjor

      1 year ago

      With B nobody dies. The mafia just flirts with your family.

    • 0

      Ryan Davidson

      9 months ago

      Watch the description moron. They kill your family not flirt.

  • 25

    Mepper

    5 years ago

    Ill just take out the mafia before it strikes. :3

  • 15

    Aidan Kearns

    5 years ago

    and then batman/superman/etc comes in and saves me

    • 29

      Thatnerdykid

      5 years ago

      It says you have zero chance of survival.

    • 5

      Starfish

      5 years ago

      Batman didn't save the joker. Why would he save you?

    • 0

      Theresa

      5 years ago

      According to the post above you Batman is taking the same fate lol.

    • 0

      cuck

      7 months ago

      no

  • 7

    abby tanner

    5 years ago

    lets see...my family is already part of the italian mafia and kkk, so no harm would be done.

  • 4

    Theorcofdead

    4 years ago

    one word: morfine

  • 4

    Kenny Vi Tran

    5 years ago

    i'm asian i can avenge my family

  • 4

    Richie

    5 years ago

    This question is just cruel!! lol

  • 3

    Jacob Leavens

    5 years ago

    It just says hit ON maybe Antonio has the hots for my mom or something.

  • 3

    Norman Jesse Cone IV

    5 years ago

    lets see die or become batman...I choose batman

  • 3

    Alvo Razzi

    5 years ago

    You're pussies if you won't take that little of pain for your FAMILIES

    • 9

      Madam

      5 years ago

      My family are pussies if they can't take a few Italian men hitting on them.

    • 3

      Alvo Razzi

      5 years ago

      But you're the one making the choice, so you're the pussy. Not them. If it was their choice then it would be their responsibility. You're family may have more brawn than you regardless of what you choose.

    • 0

      iiiMikey

      5 years ago

      I wouldn't say "little pain", but letting your FAMILY die, that's not just your mom and dad, that's a lot of people. Pretty selfish.

    • 0

      123EBM

      5 years ago

      I don't think the pain would be little... I think it would hurt....a lot

  • 3

    Arbon45

    5 years ago

    I clicked the wrong one, I thought it said mafia hit on yourself....

    • 0

      Richie

      5 years ago

      suuuuurrreeeee you didddd lol :p

  • 3

    Jizzwold

    5 years ago

    Fuck em.

  • 2

    TurtlesAreDaBest

    2 years ago

    So the mafia would have 0% of surviving? Yes!

  • 2

    AnimeIsLIfe

    2 years ago

    niether

  • 2

    Skittles87

    5 years ago

    Purely because I am part italian and some members of my family know mafia bosses, the revenge hit would be beyond epic

  • 2

    Robert Chu

    5 years ago

    Do you people hate your family?

  • 0

    Brayden

    3 weeks ago

    Russian Mafia is actually quite cool and non aggressive

  • 1

    Anthony

    1 year ago

    I care fore my family no matter how much they piss me off

  • 0

    Olivia Howard

    1 month ago

    i guess e're married to mafia members now

  • 1

    InfinityAffinity

    2 years ago

    I love my siblings too much.

  • 1

    Dem_Chickens

    2 years ago

    I love my family, what can I say?

  • 1

    Darth Niiphaarious

    2 years ago

    Family lives on

  • 1

    Marksman338

    2 years ago

    Mafias don't exist much anymore so what ever. I can protect my smaller family.

  • 1

    BrutalSniper

    2 years ago

    Well you could be dissolved within 1 second

  • 1

    Sun Tzu

    2 years ago

    I would just spend all my time with my family, the mafia don't kill you when you are with your family.

  • 1

    PixL

    2 years ago

    YOUSELF BEFORE FAMILY PEOPLE!!!

  • 1

    AllieKat2000

    4 years ago

    Oh geez, I thought that said to have my feet dissolved in sulfuric acid... Well, I'd still sacrifice myself for my family.

  • 1

    Lucy

    5 years ago

    Screw my family

  • 1

    meredith24286

    5 years ago

    well, bye family!

  • 1

    Ramroc

    5 years ago

    I LIVE :D

  • 1

    Alvin Cordova

    5 years ago

    Yall are crazy you should care about your family than yourself

  • 1

    GupyF

    5 years ago

    Bullets kill Quick, Sulfuric acid sucks dick

  • 1

    Patrick Lessmiller

    5 years ago

    Die painfully so that others can do what I don't. I don't do much.

  • 1

    Shuuji

    5 years ago

    I'll probably be the one who called up the hit...

  • 1

    j smove

    5 years ago

    U guys wuld rather u family die then u ?!?

  • 1

    garganchua

    5 years ago

    They want to "hit on"? Good luck with that.

  • 1

    Arnold Johnson

    5 years ago

    I'd rather die then live a painful lonely life

    • 0

      ThePyro123

      3 years ago

      hold on Arnold, im pretty sure that when you find out that sulphuric acid actually takes days to dissolve a human completely and not almost instantly like in the movies, you would change your mind...

  • 1

    Mountain-Jew

    5 years ago

    It says a hit on my family. It doesn't mean they die though. Let's just say a went Rambo on them...

    • 6

      JZA

      5 years ago

      They have 0% chance of survival

    • 0

      JasonTheNewfie

      1 year ago

      DUMBASS IT says they have a %0 chance of surviving (in simple terms it means THEY WILL DIE FOR SURE)!

  • 0

    Nathan

    2 months ago

    Shoot them up

  • 0

    chingers

    3 months ago

    lol they just hit them not kill them LOOOP HOLLEE

  • 0

    Blue Tit

    3 months ago

    The mafia likes my family and they can like them

  • 0

    Salty Llama

    3 months ago

    No enemies won't mess with me if a mafia member marries my family

  • 0

    FalcawnKnee

    4 months ago

    i can just pay them off to not do that lol

  • 0

    Randall

    4 months ago

    WTF

  • 0

    This is my life

    4 months ago

    if I go down I won't be the only one ( not just my family but if these more of us we could kill more of them lol)

  • 0

    Balakae

    5 months ago

    I would rather me die then my family

  • 0

    MI7017

    6 months ago

    Fun fact: acid doesn’t work the way it does in movies. In fact you could soak in a tub of sulfuric acid for a full day with minimal damage to the flesh because they really only react with metals. Basses on the other hand are extremely reactive with organic material and stronger ones have the potential to actually dissolve a person whole (and turn them into soap)

  • 0

    MI7017

    6 months ago

    Fun fact: acid doesn’t work the way it does in movies. In fact you could soak in a tub of sulfuric acid for a full day with minimal damage to the flesh because they really only react with metals. Basses on the other hand are extremely reactive with organic material and stronger ones have the potential to actually dissolve a person whole (and turn them into soap)

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