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- You would rather Brutally assault a police officer than Brutally assault a well-known gang member.
- You would rather An equally venomous wasp than Eat a 4 inch circumference venomous spider.
- You would rather Own a pocket-sized giraffe than Own a pocket-sized elephant.
- You would rather Have your face on the $100 bill than Have your face on the $1 bill.
- You would rather Reveal a different secret about yourself in a weekly newspaper column than Have paparazzi follow you around.