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- You would rather Meet the Old Spice Man than Meet Chuck Norris.
- You would rather be required to perform two years of mandatory military service when you turn 18 than have a draft enforced during wartime.
- You would rather be the Hulk, but have to stay in hulk form at all times than be Iron Man, but have to leave the suit on at all times.
- You would rather get a free dessert with every meal than get a free appetizer with every meal.
- You would rather eat 20 Ice cubes in 90 seconds than forget everything that you did in the past year.