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- You would rather be a God than be a Devil.
- If you owned a time machine, you would rather it be a telephone booth than it be a Delorean.
- You would rather be your favorite movie charater than be your favorite video game character.
- You're golfing on the 18th hole and about to head to the bar,, you would rather no Hole-in-One than get a Hole-in-One and have to buy the whole bar a drink?.
- For one week, you would rather eat nothing but dog treats than eat nothing but cat food.