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be attacked by 50 duck-sized horses

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  • 242

    [deleted]

    3 years ago

    It's called "kicking the little bastards senseless".

    • 128

      Keegan M. Lowry

      2 years ago

      i'de like to pick them up and smack the other 49 to death with it.

    • 22

      Lord English

      2 years ago

      Excellent.

    • 21

      Carlo Sessa

      2 years ago

      i lol'd hard!

    • 6

      insert.a.sexy.name.

      2 years ago

      Hahahahahhaha kick* Hahahahahhaha

    • 4

      insert.a.sexy.name.

      2 years ago

      Hahahahahhaha kick* Hahahahahhaha

    • 16

      valcorwabajak

      2 years ago

      the tiny horses wouldn't be all that threatening but a giant goose i mean your seriously f**ked

    • 4

      Jacob

      2 years ago

      i would love to see either one

    • 3

      Kenny

      2 years ago

      Like,when they all die,you could eat them.

    • 5

      BlvdBroken

      2 years ago

      its called killing 1 big duck instead of 50 small horses

    • 2

      theme1337

      1 year ago

      i would buy a chainsaw and have a Texas chainsaw massicure XD!

    • 16

      TheTank

      1 year ago

      so a horse sized duck walks up to a lemonade stand and he says to the man, runnin the stand!

    • 0

      Twilight_Lights

      1 year ago

      allow me to run to the bread store please to occupie this giant duck c:

    • 2

      IncredibleMrB

      1 year ago

      Kickin the mofos sounds like fun but a giant duck would be pretty entertaining.

    • 5

      Kristopher

      1 year ago

      I would prefer the Giant Duck because I could probably befriend or appease it with massive amounts of bread, leading up to over a hundred dollars a mega egg, slowly raising an army, only one sold per birth of eggs, around 3 - 4.

    • 0

      Joaquin Keymer

      1 year ago

      if u chose the duck and intend to kill it, good luck with that.... he'll eat you before you notice

    • 2

      PaperlessPaper

      1 year ago

      41% of you ARE STUPID!!!!

    • 1

      Ranjit

      1 year ago

      I would take the horses and put baby's on them and have an army of baby cavalry

    • 1

      D3ADSKiLL

      1 year ago

      It's called "playing Godzilla... With horses"!

    • 0

      Lenrap

      1 year ago

      One shotgun blast later...

    • 2

      kangcool09

      1 year ago

      when i was a kid i was feeding ducks then dis big ass one comes to me and takes the whole bag of bread then i chased it then it turned around and bit mah ballz...cant imagine if it was the size of horeses it would rip mah ballz apart!

    • 2

      Ashlee Lalor

      1 year ago

      I would catch em and sell em... who wouldn't want a mini horse

    • 0

      Jian

      11 months ago

      50 houses would be like 200 tiny feet constantly hitting u

    • 0

      Glaceon999

      9 months ago

      @[deleted] You my friend, influenced my answer immensely.

    • 0

      Utah G

      8 months ago

      ill just shoot em with a gun

    • 0

      Mr Spoon

      6 months ago

      Go in the kiddie's pool. Problem solved :D

    • 0

      Ali Gheita

      6 months ago

      Lmao thank you for that, best laugh I've had in ages.

  • 71

    MrZed

    3 years ago

    I can keep the huge duck right?

  • 26

    Zach Dunn

    3 years ago

    At least they wouldn't take to the skies.

  • 16

    Subejio

    2 years ago

    Only so long as "The Final Countdown" plays in the background.

  • 15

    nashcali22

    3 years ago

    OMG i would die laughing if 50 little duck horses came running at me!!

  • 11

    Chris

    3 years ago

    The scene of duck-sized horses is running through my imagination. Having a great laugh answering this question.

  • 10

    Danny

    2 years ago

    I would tame my duck and name him Artemis Fowl.

  • 7

    Joseph

    3 years ago

    50 mini horses sound like a mini boss. Gimme the final boss!

  • 6

    tomswift

    1 year ago

    The giant ducks legs would not be structually sound thus an easy fight

  • 5

    TulsaLynn

    3 years ago

    haha. Funny question. Obviously the little horses cause then I could tame them and have midgets ride around on them

  • 4

    agreewithme

    1 year ago

    Haha I would just kick those mofos away from me BAM BAM BAM

  • 4

    Brandon TheOwl Reid

    1 year ago

    Come at me bro!

  • 4

    Fabian

    3 years ago

    Being chased by a horse-sized duck would be hilarious! Even if it were me. I'd also want to keep it.

  • 3

    petrichor11

    1 year ago

    They'd be so cute I'd probably forget about running.

  • 3

    abcpo55

    2 years ago

    Do you realize how cute a duck sized horse would be?

  • 2

    wrex111

    1 year ago

    kill the duck and get soo much food

  • 2

    Scott

    2 years ago

    Well this was stolen straight from Reddit.

  • 2

    ibrahim

    2 years ago

    I see what u did there

  • 1

    I answer questions

    1 year ago

    This is from a game

  • 1

    Karolina Kempa

    1 year ago

    I'm Voldemort bitches!!!!

  • 1

    Thiago Cedervall

    1 year ago

    Ducks have really sharp teeth

  • 1

    alex

    1 year ago

    1) capture them all 2) breed them 3) start a shop for mini horses 4) profit

  • 1

    Kyle Chainey

    1 year ago

    Fuck Birds.

  • 1

    Koalburne

    1 year ago

    wring the big bastard.

  • 1

    Miles Kelly

    1 year ago

    i'd kill the duck and eat amazing for weeks

  • 1

    Kratos

    1 year ago

    As I am Kratos I am up to the challenge.

  • 1

    Allen_beyond

    2 years ago

    Takes a sword initiate boss battle

  • 1

    Tom Austin

    2 years ago

    A duck that is the size of a horse would have serious trouble living, let alone attacking me. It would have serious issues with its bone density, musculature, and cardiovascular system. It would probably break a leg chasing me and then suffocate under its own weight if it gets stuck on its chest.

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    mike5621

    1 month ago

    Let me set this straight. If you have a loaf of wonderbread and a rope, fighting a giant duck would be easy. You just lay out the wonderbread crumb trail towards a pond. When the duck follows the trail, he will eat the bread crumbs on the way. When he gets to the pond he will be thirsty. This is when you wrap the rope around his neck as he's drinking the water. You have to make sure to ride that duck like a bull in Texas, ensuring you choke him significantly enough to where he dies. Then you bash his head in to make sure he is dead.

  • 1

    wrathseed

    2 years ago

    I could tame it and rule the world!!!

  • 1

    Rochelle

    2 years ago

    I'd capture them and sell them

  • 1

    Tencal

    2 years ago

    I just imagine if i can tame them so its either fly on a giant duck painted like Ho-oh or a chariot pulled by tiny horses

  • 1

    Skill Clinton

    2 years ago

    lol ^^^ life according to jimmy

  • 1

    CrAzY nAmE

    2 years ago

    smosh

  • 1

    Pedrodarigan

    2 years ago

    LOL, what kind of question is that?

  • 1

    Jared Lee

    2 years ago

    Little horses would be safer, although the thought of cooking that gargantuan duck is tempting

  • 1

    JayDrew

    2 years ago

    I would freeze them and sell them as model horses.

  • 1

    Robert Chu

    2 years ago

    (demon voice) QUACK QUACK!!!!!! QUACK... QUACK

  • 1

    MattyDred1

    2 years ago

    Only because that would be funny as fuck

  • 1

    Mika Larsen

    2 years ago

    ./kick all horses :D

  • 1

    Dakota

    2 years ago

    Either way its a cool story

  • 1

    Jerdern

    2 years ago

    It'd be really interesting being attacked by a huge fucking duck, hahaha.

  • 1

    Josh

    2 years ago

    Kick them... Kick them all...

  • 1

    tutecast

    2 years ago

    no giant ostriches allowed

  • 1

    Shrapnel

    2 years ago

    50 duck-sized horses would be too adorable to take seriously.

  • 1

    Sexxybait13

    2 years ago

    Insanity. I could handle a duck no matter the size. Then i would tame it and fly around on its back. Cant do that with pussy lil horses.

  • 1

    SConnelly53

    2 years ago

    No matter how big it is, it's still a fucking duck.

  • 1

    LazyPanda

    2 years ago

    It would sure as hell make a better story.

  • 1

    Caleb Bloomfield

    2 years ago

    my god, a giant duck would be awesome, i would tame it, raise it, make baby giant-ducks, get an army of giant-ducks, and take over the world!

  • 1

    Kico Loncar

    2 years ago

    Smosh....ahh wait im gay now :(

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