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  • 371

    [deleted]

    4 years ago

    It's called "kicking the little bastards senseless".

    • 177

      Mondasin

      3 years ago

      i'de like to pick them up and smack the other 49 to death with it.

    • 34

      Lord English

      3 years ago

      Excellent.

    • 29

      Carlo Sessa

      3 years ago

      i lol'd hard!

    • 13

      insert.a.sexy.name.

      3 years ago

      Hahahahahhaha kick* Hahahahahhaha

    • 7

      insert.a.sexy.name.

      3 years ago

      Hahahahahhaha kick* Hahahahahhaha

    • 25

      valcorwabajak

      3 years ago

      the tiny horses wouldn't be all that threatening but a giant goose i mean your seriously f**ked

    • 9

      Jacob

      3 years ago

      i would love to see either one

    • 5

      Kenny

      3 years ago

      Like,when they all die,you could eat them.

    • 12

      BlvdBroken

      3 years ago

      its called killing 1 big duck instead of 50 small horses

    • 4

      theme1337

      3 years ago

      i would buy a chainsaw and have a Texas chainsaw massicure XD!

    • 22

      TheTank

      3 years ago

      so a horse sized duck walks up to a lemonade stand and he says to the man, runnin the stand!

    • 1

      Twilight_Lights

      3 years ago

      allow me to run to the bread store please to occupie this giant duck c:

    • 3

      IncredibleMrB

      3 years ago

      Kickin the mofos sounds like fun but a giant duck would be pretty entertaining.

    • 6

      Kristopher

      3 years ago

      I would prefer the Giant Duck because I could probably befriend or appease it with massive amounts of bread, leading up to over a hundred dollars a mega egg, slowly raising an army, only one sold per birth of eggs, around 3 - 4.

    • 1

      Joaquin Keymer

      2 years ago

      if u chose the duck and intend to kill it, good luck with that.... he'll eat you before you notice

    • 3

      PaperlessPaper

      2 years ago

      41% of you ARE STUPID!!!!

    • 2

      Ranjit

      2 years ago

      I would take the horses and put baby's on them and have an army of baby cavalry

    • 2

      D3ADSKiLL

      2 years ago

      It's called "playing Godzilla... With horses"!

    • 3

      Lenrap

      2 years ago

      One shotgun blast later...

    • 4

      kangcool09

      2 years ago

      when i was a kid i was feeding ducks then dis big ass one comes to me and takes the whole bag of bread then i chased it then it turned around and bit mah ballz...cant imagine if it was the size of horeses it would rip mah ballz apart!

    • 5

      Ashlee Lalor

      2 years ago

      I would catch em and sell em... who wouldn't want a mini horse

    • 1

      Jian

      2 years ago

      50 houses would be like 200 tiny feet constantly hitting u

    • 0

      Glaceon999

      2 years ago

      @[deleted] You my friend, influenced my answer immensely.

    • 0

      Utah G

      2 years ago

      ill just shoot em with a gun

    • 0

      Mr Spoon

      1 year ago

      Go in the kiddie's pool. Problem solved :D

    • 0

      Ali Gheita

      1 year ago

      Lmao thank you for that, best laugh I've had in ages.

    • 0

      Joel

      7 months ago

      Zackly!!

    • 0

      Aaron

      7 months ago

      LOL

    • 0

      Emmanuel

      7 months ago

      Think of how much food I can cook with that duck *mouth starts drooling* hehehe...

    • 1

      MartySturm

      7 months ago

      pewdiepie would be happy. plus all that meat. *roars like a giant* QUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK

    • 1

      puglover43

      7 months ago

      its called a flamethrower

    • 0

      Camila

      6 months ago

      But ducks aren't an normal size? Look at that one: 101sweetpastry.com/wp-con.../duck1.jpg They can be big if they want, imagine baby horses hiting you? It should hurt xD

    • 0

      Will

      6 months ago

      Easy small things because you can easily kick them to Russia and never be bothered again

    • 2

      KittyistheKittyKat

      6 months ago

      i am mama of all ducks it wouldnt attack me bc it is me

    • 1

      Bob da boss

      5 months ago

      I call it mass merder

    • 1

      Mike

      4 months ago

      SOMEONE CALL PETA, I'LL PROTECT THE MINIATURE MINATURE TINY MINIACHURE PONY'S

    • 0

      jayden

      3 months ago

      YES

    • 0

      bro.cool

      1 month ago

      yep

    • 0

      Retr0Cat

      1 month ago

      1st kill that duck with a gun. 2nd sell the meat. Profit

    • 0

      Marc Beuford-willis

      1 week ago

      Valcor its not a goose... its a duck... and who say its an adult duck... it could be a duckling

  • 82

    MrZed

    4 years ago

    I can keep the huge duck right?

  • 27

    Zach Dunn

    4 years ago

    At least they wouldn't take to the skies.

  • 26

    Subejio

    3 years ago

    Only so long as "The Final Countdown" plays in the background.

  • 19

    Danny

    4 years ago

    I would tame my duck and name him Artemis Fowl.

  • 18

    nashcali22

    4 years ago

    OMG i would die laughing if 50 little duck horses came running at me!!

  • 13

    Chris

    4 years ago

    The scene of duck-sized horses is running through my imagination. Having a great laugh answering this question.

  • 8

    agreewithme

    2 years ago

    Haha I would just kick those mofos away from me BAM BAM BAM

  • 8

    tomswift

    3 years ago

    The giant ducks legs would not be structually sound thus an easy fight

  • 8

    Joseph

    4 years ago

    50 mini horses sound like a mini boss. Gimme the final boss!

  • 6

    Brandon TheOwl Reid

    2 years ago

    Come at me bro!

  • 6

    abcpo55

    3 years ago

    Do you realize how cute a duck sized horse would be?

  • 6

    TulsaLynn

    4 years ago

    haha. Funny question. Obviously the little horses cause then I could tame them and have midgets ride around on them

  • 5

    petrichor11

    2 years ago

    They'd be so cute I'd probably forget about running.

  • 5

    Fabian

    4 years ago

    Being chased by a horse-sized duck would be hilarious! Even if it were me. I'd also want to keep it.

  • 3

    Rochelle

    3 years ago

    I'd capture them and sell them

  • 0

    Timo Seiffert

    5 days ago

    First i thaught what the duck, then just SHOTGUN

  • 0

    The Tiefling

    6 days ago

    taming a horse size duck would be beast - this is why questions need details

  • 2

    Karolina Kempa

    2 years ago

    I'm Voldemort bitches!!!!

  • 2

    Karolina Kempa

    2 years ago

    I'm Voldemort bitches!!!!

  • 2

    Koalburne

    3 years ago

    wring the big bastard.

  • 2

    wrex111

    3 years ago

    kill the duck and get soo much food

  • 0

    Muntadher Abdulzahara

    1 week ago

    If u get a big duck he will be slow

  • 2

    Allen_beyond

    3 years ago

    Takes a sword initiate boss battle

  • 2

    Scott

    3 years ago

    Well this was stolen straight from Reddit.

  • 2

    ibrahim

    3 years ago

    I see what u did there

  • 1

    Deciperer

    4 months ago

    NOT THE DUCK!!!!!

  • 1

    twentyonepilots.S.O.

    4 months ago

    i can just pick up the horse and train it and keep it as a pet DDDAAAAA!! :P

  • 0

    Cole

    1 week ago

    horses primarily would kick you, being that small it wouldnt do much tho, also i could practice field goals

  • 0

    Skunkspunk

    2 weeks ago

    I'll put on my boots

  • 1

    Anime_life14

    5 months ago

    that was bad

  • 0

    Zach Jackson

    2 weeks ago

    I think I can take pewdiepie

  • 0

    PsychicSandshrew

    2 weeks ago

    this is actually a game on kongregate... here it is... www.kongregate.com/games/...super+duck

  • 0

    bob

    2 weeks ago

    shoot that big bitch

  • 1

    QTIP

    6 months ago

    LOL

  • 0

    Hellfire

    2 weeks ago

    I love duck sized horses

  • 1

    TheMuscialTulip3

    6 months ago

    I've been kicked by horse and thrown off because me and my friend were racing .....

  • 1

    Goat Butt

    7 months ago

    See, this really depends on if it's everyday me, or me outfitted for fighting these horses. Only with items actually in my house, of course, else I could just get a grenade and be done with it. Everyday me is very minimally armed with just a small folding knife, but I *could* have a Ruger 10/22, a Remington 1100 slung on my shoulder, a 44Mag Ruger and 40 S&W Glock holstered on me, an axe on my belt, a (sorta shitty, but whatever) tomahawk on my belt, steel toe Chippewa work boots, knives in my pockets..... and if that's all overkill, just give me the shotgun with a couple dozen 00 shells in my pockets. The horses won't be able to run very fast since they're so small, so I just have to lay into them with the shotgun, and run when necessary. Of course, that's assuming I'm properly outfitted. I imagine I'd just be in my EDC, so a bunch of small creatures that would only take a swift kick to dispatch is more my speed in that scenario.

  • 0

    luc4sBR2320

    3 weeks ago

    DUCK SIZED HORSES IS IZI

  • 0

    Eruadan

    3 weeks ago

    just tame it, put a saddle on it, and ride off into the sunset on a giant duck

  • 0

    RandomGuy

    3 weeks ago

    It is based off "Super Duck Punch"!! (The flash game)

  • 0

    IDK WHO I AM

    3 weeks ago

    Hah lil bastard thinks it can kill meh

  • 0

    Bradlee Smith

    3 weeks ago

    This one seems like the Minecraft Story Mode question with the 100 chicken sized zombies or one zombie sized chicken thing

  • 0

    Nathan

    3 weeks ago

    You people do know how strong a horses' hoofs are, right?

  • 0

    ArrowheadGaming

    3 weeks ago

    The only reason why horses can be deadly is because they're big. If they're duck sized horses they really won't feel like much.1 horse sized duck will peck me until I die. So... death, or no death? (I pick no death ;))

  • 0

    Tortillion

    4 weeks ago

    Doesn't say I can't use a weapon...

  • 0

    Blerbls gaming

    4 weeks ago

    I can just get up not a chair and wack them with a spoon

  • 0

    Thomas Baja

    1 month ago

    They see me rollin dey hatin OFF TO BATTLE DUCKHORSE (NeighQuack)

  • 0

    Jack_Reaver

    1 month ago

    If I capture it how much money do you think I could make off of it? One is just small full grown horses, the other is a freak of nature.

  • 0

    Pixie Dragon

    1 month ago

    a swarm is always harder to beat than a single enemy (plus those mofos would be fast as hell)

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