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  • 426

    [deleted]

    5 years ago

    It's called "kicking the little bastards senseless".

    • 201

      Mondasin

      4 years ago

      i'de like to pick them up and smack the other 49 to death with it.

    • 37

      Lord English

      4 years ago

      Excellent.

    • 36

      Carlo Sessa

      4 years ago

      i lol'd hard!

    • 16

      insert.a.sexy.name.

      4 years ago

      Hahahahahhaha kick* Hahahahahhaha

    • 9

      insert.a.sexy.name.

      4 years ago

      Hahahahahhaha kick* Hahahahahhaha

    • 30

      valcorwabajak

      4 years ago

      the tiny horses wouldn't be all that threatening but a giant goose i mean your seriously f**ked

    • 9

      Jacob

      4 years ago

      i would love to see either one

    • 7

      Kenny

      4 years ago

      Like,when they all die,you could eat them.

    • 14

      BlvdBroken

      4 years ago

      its called killing 1 big duck instead of 50 small horses

    • 5

      theme1337

      4 years ago

      i would buy a chainsaw and have a Texas chainsaw massicure XD!

    • 28

      TheTank

      4 years ago

      so a horse sized duck walks up to a lemonade stand and he says to the man, runnin the stand!

    • 1

      Twilight_Lights

      4 years ago

      allow me to run to the bread store please to occupie this giant duck c:

    • 3

      IncredibleMrB

      3 years ago

      Kickin the mofos sounds like fun but a giant duck would be pretty entertaining.

    • 8

      Kristopher

      3 years ago

      I would prefer the Giant Duck because I could probably befriend or appease it with massive amounts of bread, leading up to over a hundred dollars a mega egg, slowly raising an army, only one sold per birth of eggs, around 3 - 4.

    • 1

      Joaquin Keymer

      3 years ago

      if u chose the duck and intend to kill it, good luck with that.... he'll eat you before you notice

    • 3

      PaperlessPaper

      3 years ago

      41% of you ARE STUPID!!!!

    • 3

      Ranjit

      3 years ago

      I would take the horses and put baby's on them and have an army of baby cavalry

    • 3

      D3ADSKiLL

      3 years ago

      It's called "playing Godzilla... With horses"!

    • 4

      Lenrap

      3 years ago

      One shotgun blast later...

    • 6

      kangcool09

      3 years ago

      when i was a kid i was feeding ducks then dis big ass one comes to me and takes the whole bag of bread then i chased it then it turned around and bit mah ballz...cant imagine if it was the size of horeses it would rip mah ballz apart!

    • 8

      Ashlee Lalor

      3 years ago

      I would catch em and sell em... who wouldn't want a mini horse

    • 2

      Jian

      3 years ago

      50 houses would be like 200 tiny feet constantly hitting u

    • 0

      Glaceon999

      3 years ago

      @[deleted] You my friend, influenced my answer immensely.

    • 1

      Utah G

      2 years ago

      ill just shoot em with a gun

    • 1

      Mr Spoon

      2 years ago

      Go in the kiddie's pool. Problem solved :D

    • 0

      Ali Gheita

      2 years ago

      Lmao thank you for that, best laugh I've had in ages.

    • 0

      Joel

      1 year ago

      Zackly!!

    • 0

      Aaron

      1 year ago

      LOL

    • 1

      Emmanuel

      1 year ago

      Think of how much food I can cook with that duck *mouth starts drooling* hehehe...

    • 3

      MartySturm

      1 year ago

      pewdiepie would be happy. plus all that meat. *roars like a giant* QUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK

    • 1

      puglover43

      1 year ago

      its called a flamethrower

    • 1

      Camila

      1 year ago

      But ducks aren't an normal size? Look at that one: 101sweetpastry.com/wp-con.../duck1.jpg They can be big if they want, imagine baby horses hiting you? It should hurt xD

    • 0

      Will

      1 year ago

      Easy small things because you can easily kick them to Russia and never be bothered again

    • 3

      KittyistheKittyKat

      1 year ago

      i am mama of all ducks it wouldnt attack me bc it is me

    • 1

      Bob da boss

      1 year ago

      I call it mass merder

    • 2

      Mike

      1 year ago

      SOMEONE CALL PETA, I'LL PROTECT THE MINIATURE MINATURE TINY MINIACHURE PONY'S

    • 0

      jayden

      1 year ago

      YES

    • 0

      bro.cool

      11 months ago

      yep

    • 0

      Retr0Cat

      11 months ago

      1st kill that duck with a gun. 2nd sell the meat. Profit

    • 1

      Cyberknigt

      10 months ago

      Valcor its not a goose... its a duck... and who say its an adult duck... it could be a duckling

    • 0

      Jet

      9 months ago

      YAAAAAAAAAASS GAGA, YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • 2

      BraZZers

      9 months ago

      it will be so cute!

    • 2

      BraZZers

      9 months ago

      what is with you kids and killing? its a terrible thing!

    • 0

      Donald Trump

      9 months ago

      You don't have to kill them, just kick them unconscious.

    • 2

      greencm

      9 months ago

      Am I the only one that found that this is a reference to some browser game?

    • 0

      jaydedjen110

      8 months ago

      LMAO

    • 0

      MR.Tequito

      8 months ago

      a ultiment duck football

    • 2

      OP-manga

      7 months ago

      everyone here is overestimating the size of a horse. not to mention how slow would that duck be.

    • 0

      Sarah Stanfield

      3 months ago

      Lol

    • 0

      PearlDoom

      3 months ago

      News Report: Man fucks over 50 small horses

    • 0

      buttlet

      2 months ago

      then eat them

    • 0

      MLGnoobr3ker

      1 month ago

      it be fun fighting them

    • 1

      Powerblazing

      1 month ago

      dude, do u have any idea of how powerfull can 50 ducks!? i mean FIFTY. you would get tired after killing 30 and still got 20 more to go....one horse zised duck its better, besides, its still a duck,you can kill it with your hands...

    • 1

      Anton

      4 weeks ago

      The one horse sized duck might still be the same weight, speed, etc. So why not??????

  • 90

    MrZed

    5 years ago

    I can keep the huge duck right?

  • 28

    Subejio

    4 years ago

    Only so long as "The Final Countdown" plays in the background.

  • 28

    Zach Dunn

    5 years ago

    At least they wouldn't take to the skies.

  • 22

    Danny

    4 years ago

    I would tame my duck and name him Artemis Fowl.

  • 20

    nashcali22

    5 years ago

    OMG i would die laughing if 50 little duck horses came running at me!!

  • 13

    Chris

    5 years ago

    The scene of duck-sized horses is running through my imagination. Having a great laugh answering this question.

  • 8

    agreewithme

    3 years ago

    Haha I would just kick those mofos away from me BAM BAM BAM

  • 8

    tomswift

    4 years ago

    The giant ducks legs would not be structually sound thus an easy fight

  • 8

    Joseph

    5 years ago

    50 mini horses sound like a mini boss. Gimme the final boss!

  • 6

    Brandon TheOwl Reid

    3 years ago

    Come at me bro!

  • 6

    abcpo55

    4 years ago

    Do you realize how cute a duck sized horse would be?

  • 6

    TulsaLynn

    5 years ago

    haha. Funny question. Obviously the little horses cause then I could tame them and have midgets ride around on them

  • 5

    petrichor11

    3 years ago

    They'd be so cute I'd probably forget about running.

  • 5

    Fabian

    5 years ago

    Being chased by a horse-sized duck would be hilarious! Even if it were me. I'd also want to keep it.

  • 3

    Rochelle

    4 years ago

    I'd capture them and sell them

  • 0

    Alexa

    4 days ago

    horses = kick, hurts. imagine 50 PAINFUL KICKS

  • 2

    Karolina Kempa

    3 years ago

    I'm Voldemort bitches!!!!

  • 2

    Karolina Kempa

    3 years ago

    I'm Voldemort bitches!!!!

  • 2

    StoopidPotatoSecks

    3 years ago

    Bitch I would tame it and make it fly me everywhere

  • 2

    Koalburne

    4 years ago

    wring the big bastard.

  • 2

    wrex111

    4 years ago

    kill the duck and get soo much food

  • 2

    Allen_beyond

    4 years ago

    Takes a sword initiate boss battle

  • 0

    JFilms

    1 week ago

    Easier to shoot just one; not fifty, horse-sized; not duck-sized duck. Bet you guys didn't think of that, plus, it's no problem fighting around the duck, even unequipped. Ducks aren't strong, only tricky when small.

  • 2

    Scott

    4 years ago

    Well this was stolen straight from Reddit.

  • 2

    ibrahim

    4 years ago

    I see what u did there

  • 1

    Darren

    5 months ago

    Throw some loaves of bread at it.

  • 0

    AwesomeHAB

    3 weeks ago

    It's still a duck, you know.

  • 0

    CoolBlaze1

    4 weeks ago

    I regret nothing.

  • 0

    MikeyMania22

    1 month ago

    Stole from Lab Rats from Adam

  • 1

    Deciperer

    1 year ago

    NOT THE DUCK!!!!!

  • 1

    twentyonepilots.S.O.

    1 year ago

    i can just pick up the horse and train it and keep it as a pet DDDAAAAA!! :P

  • 0

    GraceM

    1 month ago

    Hilarous either way lol

  • 1

    Anime_life14

    1 year ago

    that was bad

  • 1

    QTIP

    1 year ago

    LOL

  • 1

    TheMuscialTulip3

    1 year ago

    I've been kicked by horse and thrown off because me and my friend were racing .....

  • 1

    Goat Butt

    1 year ago

    See, this really depends on if it's everyday me, or me outfitted for fighting these horses. Only with items actually in my house, of course, else I could just get a grenade and be done with it. Everyday me is very minimally armed with just a small folding knife, but I *could* have a Ruger 10/22, a Remington 1100 slung on my shoulder, a 44Mag Ruger and 40 S&W Glock holstered on me, an axe on my belt, a (sorta shitty, but whatever) tomahawk on my belt, steel toe Chippewa work boots, knives in my pockets..... and if that's all overkill, just give me the shotgun with a couple dozen 00 shells in my pockets. The horses won't be able to run very fast since they're so small, so I just have to lay into them with the shotgun, and run when necessary. Of course, that's assuming I'm properly outfitted. I imagine I'd just be in my EDC, so a bunch of small creatures that would only take a swift kick to dispatch is more my speed in that scenario.

  • 0

    Ariel

    1 month ago

    Being attacked by 50 DUCK-SIZED horses is a lot less scary then being chased by one HORSE-SIZED duck! :)

  • 0

    MikeyMania22

    1 month ago

    You got that from lab rats boi

  • 1

    One Blue

    2 years ago

    As CGP Grey pointed out, the horse-sized duck's legs wouldn't support themselves.

  • 1

    Eddie Mohamed

    2 years ago

    I swear this app is high x'D!

  • 0

    kenny

    1 month ago

    You get free duck meat

  • 1

    I answer questions

    3 years ago

    This is from a game

  • 1

    Thiago Cedervall

    3 years ago

    Ducks have really sharp teeth

  • 1

    alex

    3 years ago

    1) capture them all 2) breed them 3) start a shop for mini horses 4) profit

  • 1

    Kyle Chainey

    4 years ago

    Fuck Birds.

  • 1

    Miles Kelly

    4 years ago

    i'd kill the duck and eat amazing for weeks

  • 1

    iHertzKnight

    4 years ago

    Giant duck would be hilarious i would die of laughter before it killed me.

  • 1

    Kratos

    4 years ago

    As I am Kratos I am up to the challenge.

  • 1

    Tom Austin

    4 years ago

    A duck that is the size of a horse would have serious trouble living, let alone attacking me. It would have serious issues with its bone density, musculature, and cardiovascular system. It would probably break a leg chasing me and then suffocate under its own weight if it gets stuck on its chest.

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