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  • 452

    [deleted]

    6 years ago

    It's called "kicking the little bastards senseless".

    • 208

      Mondasin

      5 years ago

      i'de like to pick them up and smack the other 49 to death with it.

    • 37

      Lord English

      5 years ago

      Excellent.

    • 37

      Carlo Sessa

      5 years ago

      i lol'd hard!

    • 17

      insert.a.sexy.name.

      5 years ago

      Hahahahahhaha kick* Hahahahahhaha

    • 10

      insert.a.sexy.name.

      5 years ago

      Hahahahahhaha kick* Hahahahahhaha

    • 34

      valcorwabajak

      5 years ago

      the tiny horses wouldn't be all that threatening but a giant goose i mean your seriously f**ked

    • 9

      Jacob

      5 years ago

      i would love to see either one

    • 8

      Kenny

      5 years ago

      Like,when they all die,you could eat them.

    • 17

      BlvdBroken

      5 years ago

      its called killing 1 big duck instead of 50 small horses

    • 5

      theme1337

      5 years ago

      i would buy a chainsaw and have a Texas chainsaw massicure XD!

    • 31

      TheTank

      5 years ago

      so a horse sized duck walks up to a lemonade stand and he says to the man, runnin the stand!

    • 1

      Twilight_Lights

      4 years ago

      allow me to run to the bread store please to occupie this giant duck c:

    • 4

      IncredibleMrB

      4 years ago

      Kickin the mofos sounds like fun but a giant duck would be pretty entertaining.

    • 9

      Kristopher

      4 years ago

      I would prefer the Giant Duck because I could probably befriend or appease it with massive amounts of bread, leading up to over a hundred dollars a mega egg, slowly raising an army, only one sold per birth of eggs, around 3 - 4.

    • 2

      Joaquin Keymer

      4 years ago

      if u chose the duck and intend to kill it, good luck with that.... he'll eat you before you notice

    • 4

      PaperlessPaper

      4 years ago

      41% of you ARE STUPID!!!!

    • 3

      Ranjit

      4 years ago

      I would take the horses and put baby's on them and have an army of baby cavalry

    • 5

      D3ADSKiLL

      4 years ago

      It's called "playing Godzilla... With horses"!

    • 5

      Lenrap

      4 years ago

      One shotgun blast later...

    • 7

      kangcool09

      4 years ago

      when i was a kid i was feeding ducks then dis big ass one comes to me and takes the whole bag of bread then i chased it then it turned around and bit mah ballz...cant imagine if it was the size of horeses it would rip mah ballz apart!

    • 9

      Ashlee Lalor

      4 years ago

      I would catch em and sell em... who wouldn't want a mini horse

    • 2

      Jian

      4 years ago

      50 houses would be like 200 tiny feet constantly hitting u

    • 0

      Glaceon999

      3 years ago

      @[deleted] You my friend, influenced my answer immensely.

    • 2

      Utah G

      3 years ago

      ill just shoot em with a gun

    • 1

      Mr Spoon

      3 years ago

      Go in the kiddie's pool. Problem solved :D

    • 0

      Ali Gheita

      3 years ago

      Lmao thank you for that, best laugh I've had in ages.

    • 0

      Joel

      2 years ago

      Zackly!!

    • 0

      Aaron

      2 years ago

      LOL

    • 2

      Emmanuel

      2 years ago

      Think of how much food I can cook with that duck *mouth starts drooling* hehehe...

    • 3

      MartySturm

      2 years ago

      pewdiepie would be happy. plus all that meat. *roars like a giant* QUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK

    • 1

      puglover43

      2 years ago

      its called a flamethrower

    • 1

      Camila

      2 years ago

      But ducks aren't an normal size? Look at that one: 101sweetpastry.com/wp-con.../duck1.jpg They can be big if they want, imagine baby horses hiting you? It should hurt xD

    • 0

      Will

      2 years ago

      Easy small things because you can easily kick them to Russia and never be bothered again

    • 3

      KittyistheKittyKat

      2 years ago

      i am mama of all ducks it wouldnt attack me bc it is me

    • 1

      Bob da boss

      2 years ago

      I call it mass merder

    • 2

      Mike

      2 years ago

      SOMEONE CALL PETA, I'LL PROTECT THE MINIATURE MINATURE TINY MINIACHURE PONY'S

    • 0

      jayden

      2 years ago

      YES

    • 0

      bro.cool

      1 year ago

      yep

    • 0

      Retr0Cat

      1 year ago

      1st kill that duck with a gun. 2nd sell the meat. Profit

    • 1

      Cyberknigt

      1 year ago

      Valcor its not a goose... its a duck... and who say its an adult duck... it could be a duckling

    • 0

      Jet

      1 year ago

      YAAAAAAAAAASS GAGA, YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • 2

      BraZZers

      1 year ago

      it will be so cute!

    • 2

      BraZZers

      1 year ago

      what is with you kids and killing? its a terrible thing!

    • 0

      Donald Trump

      1 year ago

      You don't have to kill them, just kick them unconscious.

    • 2

      greencm

      1 year ago

      Am I the only one that found that this is a reference to some browser game?

    • 0

      jaydedjen110

      1 year ago

      LMAO

    • 0

      MR.Tequito

      1 year ago

      a ultiment duck football

    • 2

      OP-manga

      1 year ago

      everyone here is overestimating the size of a horse. not to mention how slow would that duck be.

    • 0

      Sarah Stanfield

      1 year ago

      Lol

    • 1

      PearlDoom

      1 year ago

      News Report: Man fucks over 50 small horses

    • 0

      buttlet

      1 year ago

      then eat them

    • 0

      MLGnoobr3ker

      1 year ago

      it be fun fighting them

    • 1

      Powerblazing

      1 year ago

      dude, do u have any idea of how powerfull can 50 ducks!? i mean FIFTY. you would get tired after killing 30 and still got 20 more to go....one horse zised duck its better, besides, its still a duck,you can kill it with your hands...

    • 1

      Anton

      11 months ago

      The one horse sized duck might still be the same weight, speed, etc. So why not??????

    • 0

      Pumpkin

      5 months ago

      True XD

    • 0

      Littlebigdecision50

      2 months ago

      "slap a bitch with a bitch"

    • 0

      De Wae

      2 months ago

      yeah just befriend the bigg ass duck and sell its eggs and get rich

    • 0

      BatLuis2

      1 month ago

      Exactly

  • 94

    MrZed

    6 years ago

    I can keep the huge duck right?

  • 29

    Subejio

    5 years ago

    Only so long as "The Final Countdown" plays in the background.

  • 28

    Zach Dunn

    6 years ago

    At least they wouldn't take to the skies.

  • 23

    Danny

    5 years ago

    I would tame my duck and name him Artemis Fowl.

  • 20

    nashcali22

    6 years ago

    OMG i would die laughing if 50 little duck horses came running at me!!

  • 15

    Chris

    6 years ago

    The scene of duck-sized horses is running through my imagination. Having a great laugh answering this question.

  • 9

    agreewithme

    4 years ago

    Haha I would just kick those mofos away from me BAM BAM BAM

  • 8

    tomswift

    5 years ago

    The giant ducks legs would not be structually sound thus an easy fight

  • 8

    Joseph

    6 years ago

    50 mini horses sound like a mini boss. Gimme the final boss!

  • 7

    abcpo55

    5 years ago

    Do you realize how cute a duck sized horse would be?

  • 6

    Brandon TheOwl Reid

    4 years ago

    Come at me bro!

  • 6

    TulsaLynn

    6 years ago

    haha. Funny question. Obviously the little horses cause then I could tame them and have midgets ride around on them

  • 5

    petrichor11

    4 years ago

    They'd be so cute I'd probably forget about running.

  • 5

    Fabian

    6 years ago

    Being chased by a horse-sized duck would be hilarious! Even if it were me. I'd also want to keep it.

  • 3

    Rochelle

    5 years ago

    I'd capture them and sell them

  • 3

    Scott

    5 years ago

    Well this was stolen straight from Reddit.

  • 3

    ibrahim

    5 years ago

    I see what u did there

  • 0

    someone

    1 week ago

    Just one kick to the face not so bad 50 of those assholes like what the heck like i said one kick and then your riding a epic chicken into victory

  • 2

    Karolina Kempa

    4 years ago

    I'm Voldemort bitches!!!!

  • 2

    Karolina Kempa

    4 years ago

    I'm Voldemort bitches!!!!

  • 0

    Adam24

    1 week ago

    A small pony can be strong!

  • 2

    StoopidPotatoSecks

    4 years ago

    Bitch I would tame it and make it fly me everywhere

  • 2

    Koalburne

    4 years ago

    wring the big bastard.

  • 2

    wrex111

    4 years ago

    kill the duck and get soo much food

  • 2

    Allen_beyond

    5 years ago

    Takes a sword initiate boss battle

  • 1

    MASTERSLICER

    5 months ago

    Ducks can't fight.Can they???

    • 0

      Nate

      4 months ago

      They can use splash! Oh wait that does no damage

  • 0

    cathrine

    3 weeks ago

    GYES!have you seen the little trap there?well if you didn't listen to me.If we take off some words you sould see the trick okay so for the blue side take off the words (Be attacked by) .Then we got the phrase 50 duck sized horses.NOW!for the red phrase take out the words (Be attacked by) and now we got what well 50 horses or 1 horse both at the sizes of ducks .Get it :)

  • 0

    Shandor

    1 month ago

    Its all about crowd control! If you are attacked by a wild animal, you at least know what direction it is coming from, meanwhile a group of 50 animals can attack you from behind as well as the front, and the back is basically a giant weakspot.

  • 1

    Darren

    1 year ago

    Throw some loaves of bread at it.

  • 1

    Deciperer

    2 years ago

    NOT THE DUCK!!!!!

  • 1

    twentyonepilots.S.O.

    2 years ago

    i can just pick up the horse and train it and keep it as a pet DDDAAAAA!! :P

  • 0

    Cross!Sans

    1 month ago

    Darkwing Duck? Is that you?

  • 1

    Anime_life14

    2 years ago

    that was bad

  • 1

    QTIP

    2 years ago

    LOL

  • 1

    TheMuscialTulip3

    2 years ago

    I've been kicked by horse and thrown off because me and my friend were racing .....

  • 1

    Goat Butt

    2 years ago

    See, this really depends on if it's everyday me, or me outfitted for fighting these horses. Only with items actually in my house, of course, else I could just get a grenade and be done with it. Everyday me is very minimally armed with just a small folding knife, but I *could* have a Ruger 10/22, a Remington 1100 slung on my shoulder, a 44Mag Ruger and 40 S&W Glock holstered on me, an axe on my belt, a (sorta shitty, but whatever) tomahawk on my belt, steel toe Chippewa work boots, knives in my pockets..... and if that's all overkill, just give me the shotgun with a couple dozen 00 shells in my pockets. The horses won't be able to run very fast since they're so small, so I just have to lay into them with the shotgun, and run when necessary. Of course, that's assuming I'm properly outfitted. I imagine I'd just be in my EDC, so a bunch of small creatures that would only take a swift kick to dispatch is more my speed in that scenario.

  • 1

    One Blue

    3 years ago

    As CGP Grey pointed out, the horse-sized duck's legs wouldn't support themselves.

  • 1

    Eddie Mohamed

    3 years ago

    I swear this app is high x'D!

  • 1

    I answer questions

    4 years ago

    This is from a game

  • 1

    Thiago Cedervall

    4 years ago

    Ducks have really sharp teeth

  • 1

    alex

    4 years ago

    1) capture them all 2) breed them 3) start a shop for mini horses 4) profit

  • 1

    Kyle Chainey

    4 years ago

    Fuck Birds.

  • 1

    Miles Kelly

    5 years ago

    i'd kill the duck and eat amazing for weeks

  • 1

    iHertzKnight

    5 years ago

    Giant duck would be hilarious i would die of laughter before it killed me.

  • 1

    Kratos

    5 years ago

    As I am Kratos I am up to the challenge.

  • 1

    Tom Austin

    5 years ago

    A duck that is the size of a horse would have serious trouble living, let alone attacking me. It would have serious issues with its bone density, musculature, and cardiovascular system. It would probably break a leg chasing me and then suffocate under its own weight if it gets stuck on its chest.

  • 1

    wrathseed

    5 years ago

    I could tame it and rule the world!!!

  • 1

    Tencal

    5 years ago

    I just imagine if i can tame them so its either fly on a giant duck painted like Ho-oh or a chariot pulled by tiny horses

  • 1

    Skill Clinton

    5 years ago

    lol ^^^ life according to jimmy

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