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  • 348

    [deleted]

    4 years ago

    It's called "kicking the little bastards senseless".

    • 166

      Mondasin

      3 years ago

      i'de like to pick them up and smack the other 49 to death with it.

    • 30

      Lord English

      3 years ago

      Excellent.

    • 27

      Carlo Sessa

      3 years ago

      i lol'd hard!

    • 13

      insert.a.sexy.name.

      3 years ago

      Hahahahahhaha kick* Hahahahahhaha

    • 7

      insert.a.sexy.name.

      3 years ago

      Hahahahahhaha kick* Hahahahahhaha

    • 24

      valcorwabajak

      3 years ago

      the tiny horses wouldn't be all that threatening but a giant goose i mean your seriously f**ked

    • 8

      Jacob

      3 years ago

      i would love to see either one

    • 5

      Kenny

      3 years ago

      Like,when they all die,you could eat them.

    • 11

      BlvdBroken

      3 years ago

      its called killing 1 big duck instead of 50 small horses

    • 4

      theme1337

      3 years ago

      i would buy a chainsaw and have a Texas chainsaw massicure XD!

    • 21

      TheTank

      3 years ago

      so a horse sized duck walks up to a lemonade stand and he says to the man, runnin the stand!

    • 1

      Twilight_Lights

      2 years ago

      allow me to run to the bread store please to occupie this giant duck c:

    • 3

      IncredibleMrB

      2 years ago

      Kickin the mofos sounds like fun but a giant duck would be pretty entertaining.

    • 6

      Kristopher

      2 years ago

      I would prefer the Giant Duck because I could probably befriend or appease it with massive amounts of bread, leading up to over a hundred dollars a mega egg, slowly raising an army, only one sold per birth of eggs, around 3 - 4.

    • 1

      Joaquin Keymer

      2 years ago

      if u chose the duck and intend to kill it, good luck with that.... he'll eat you before you notice

    • 3

      PaperlessPaper

      2 years ago

      41% of you ARE STUPID!!!!

    • 2

      Ranjit

      2 years ago

      I would take the horses and put baby's on them and have an army of baby cavalry

    • 2

      D3ADSKiLL

      2 years ago

      It's called "playing Godzilla... With horses"!

    • 3

      Lenrap

      2 years ago

      One shotgun blast later...

    • 4

      kangcool09

      2 years ago

      when i was a kid i was feeding ducks then dis big ass one comes to me and takes the whole bag of bread then i chased it then it turned around and bit mah ballz...cant imagine if it was the size of horeses it would rip mah ballz apart!

    • 5

      Ashlee Lalor

      2 years ago

      I would catch em and sell em... who wouldn't want a mini horse

    • 1

      Jian

      2 years ago

      50 houses would be like 200 tiny feet constantly hitting u

    • 0

      Glaceon999

      1 year ago

      @[deleted] You my friend, influenced my answer immensely.

    • 0

      Utah G

      1 year ago

      ill just shoot em with a gun

    • 0

      Mr Spoon

      1 year ago

      Go in the kiddie's pool. Problem solved :D

    • 0

      Ali Gheita

      1 year ago

      Lmao thank you for that, best laugh I've had in ages.

    • 0

      Joel

      5 months ago

      Zackly!!

    • 0

      Aaron

      4 months ago

      LOL

    • 0

      Emmanuel

      4 months ago

      Think of how much food I can cook with that duck *mouth starts drooling* hehehe...

    • 0

      MartySturm

      4 months ago

      pewdiepie would be happy. plus all that meat. *roars like a giant* QUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK

    • 1

      puglover43

      4 months ago

      its called a flamethrower

    • 0

      Camila

      4 months ago

      But ducks aren't an normal size? Look at that one: 101sweetpastry.com/wp-con.../duck1.jpg They can be big if they want, imagine baby horses hiting you? It should hurt xD

    • 0

      Will

      3 months ago

      Easy small things because you can easily kick them to Russia and never be bothered again

    • 2

      KittyistheKittyKat

      3 months ago

      i am mama of all ducks it wouldnt attack me bc it is me

    • 1

      Bob da boss

      2 months ago

      I call it mass merder

    • 1

      Mike

      1 month ago

      SOMEONE CALL PETA, I'LL PROTECT THE MINIATURE MINATURE TINY MINIACHURE PONY'S

    • 0

      jayden

      1 week ago

      YES

  • 79

    MrZed

    4 years ago

    I can keep the huge duck right?

  • 26

    Zach Dunn

    4 years ago

    At least they wouldn't take to the skies.

  • 23

    Subejio

    3 years ago

    Only so long as "The Final Countdown" plays in the background.

  • 18

    nashcali22

    4 years ago

    OMG i would die laughing if 50 little duck horses came running at me!!

  • 16

    Danny

    3 years ago

    I would tame my duck and name him Artemis Fowl.

  • 13

    Chris

    4 years ago

    The scene of duck-sized horses is running through my imagination. Having a great laugh answering this question.

  • 8

    agreewithme

    2 years ago

    Haha I would just kick those mofos away from me BAM BAM BAM

  • 8

    Joseph

    4 years ago

    50 mini horses sound like a mini boss. Gimme the final boss!

  • 7

    tomswift

    3 years ago

    The giant ducks legs would not be structually sound thus an easy fight

  • 6

    abcpo55

    3 years ago

    Do you realize how cute a duck sized horse would be?

  • 6

    TulsaLynn

    4 years ago

    haha. Funny question. Obviously the little horses cause then I could tame them and have midgets ride around on them

  • 5

    Brandon TheOwl Reid

    2 years ago

    Come at me bro!

  • 5

    petrichor11

    2 years ago

    They'd be so cute I'd probably forget about running.

  • 5

    Fabian

    4 years ago

    Being chased by a horse-sized duck would be hilarious! Even if it were me. I'd also want to keep it.

  • 3

    Rochelle

    3 years ago

    I'd capture them and sell them

  • 1

    Deciperer

    2 months ago

    NOT THE DUCK!!!!!

  • 1

    twentyonepilots.S.O.

    2 months ago

    i can just pick up the horse and train it and keep it as a pet DDDAAAAA!! :P

  • 0

    wispywoods

    1 day ago

    lol

  • 0

    Charlotte Mulryne

    2 days ago

    I'm not sure what 2 say, but I think all questions are brilliant! :)

  • 1

    Anime_life14

    2 months ago

    that was bad

  • 0

    Richard

    1 week ago

    blue cuz I would take one, and show it to a real horse

  • 1

    QTIP

    3 months ago

    LOL

  • 2

    Karolina Kempa

    2 years ago

    I'm Voldemort bitches!!!!

  • 2

    Karolina Kempa

    2 years ago

    I'm Voldemort bitches!!!!

  • 1

    TheMuscialTulip3

    4 months ago

    I've been kicked by horse and thrown off because me and my friend were racing .....

  • 0

    YakkoWarner

    1 week ago

    Duckie!

  • 2

    Koalburne

    2 years ago

    wring the big bastard.

  • 2

    wrex111

    3 years ago

    kill the duck and get soo much food

  • 2

    Allen_beyond

    3 years ago

    Takes a sword initiate boss battle

  • 1

    Goat Butt

    4 months ago

    See, this really depends on if it's everyday me, or me outfitted for fighting these horses. Only with items actually in my house, of course, else I could just get a grenade and be done with it. Everyday me is very minimally armed with just a small folding knife, but I *could* have a Ruger 10/22, a Remington 1100 slung on my shoulder, a 44Mag Ruger and 40 S&W Glock holstered on me, an axe on my belt, a (sorta shitty, but whatever) tomahawk on my belt, steel toe Chippewa work boots, knives in my pockets..... and if that's all overkill, just give me the shotgun with a couple dozen 00 shells in my pockets. The horses won't be able to run very fast since they're so small, so I just have to lay into them with the shotgun, and run when necessary. Of course, that's assuming I'm properly outfitted. I imagine I'd just be in my EDC, so a bunch of small creatures that would only take a swift kick to dispatch is more my speed in that scenario.

  • 0

    Death101

    1 week ago

    Get the shotgun

  • 0

    Death101

    1 week ago

    They still have hooves and teeth

  • 2

    Scott

    3 years ago

    Well this was stolen straight from Reddit.

  • 2

    ibrahim

    3 years ago

    I see what u did there

  • 0

    Booda

    1 week ago

    Ducks are dangerous enough average-sized.

  • 0

    Mimix

    1 week ago

    Just kick the absolute shit out of them

  • 0

    one ton

    1 week ago

    This was one of the hardest choices I've ever made. The cuteness of 50 duck-sized horses > the majesty of one horse-sized dick.

  • 0

    Julian Vogel

    2 weeks ago

    Yoh could die from 50 ducks

  • 0

    Kryssy Archer

    2 weeks ago

    OMG SUCK SIZED HORSES ARE LIKE PEANUT AIZED BRAINS THAT NOOBS IN MINECRAFT HAVE LOL

  • 0

    Kryssy Archer

    2 weeks ago

    OMG SUCK SIZED HORSES ARE LIKE PEANUT AIZED BRAINS THAT NOOBS IN MINECRAFT HAVE LOL

  • 0

    Kryssy Archer

    2 weeks ago

    OMG SUCK SIZED HORSES ARE LIKE PEANUT AIZED BRAINS THAT NOOBS IN MINECRAFT HAVE LOL

  • 0

    Kryssy Archer

    2 weeks ago

    OMG SUCK SIZED HORSES ARE LIKE PEANUT AIZED BRAINS THAT NOOBS IN MINECRAFT HAVE LOL

  • 0

    Alan_4_

    2 weeks ago

    #DUCKLIFE

  • 0

    justwantstofight

    2 weeks ago

    I think it would be funny to see a giant duck and its not as if it would go unnoticed if you lead it to a public area someones going to just capture it

  • 0

    MahBoi

    2 weeks ago

    this question is a lot like the one in minecraft story mode which olivia asks. It goes something like this: "would you rather be attacked by 10 chicken sized zombies or 1 zombie sized chicken?"

  • 0

    verycooldragon

    3 weeks ago

    but ducks are pretty big and 50 duck-sized horses would be alot to take on

  • 0

    DARK SIDE

    4 weeks ago

    It would be so funny SELL THEM ALLLLLLL

  • 0

    Dark

    4 weeks ago

    Shoot the one thing lol

  • 0

    Htopop

    4 weeks ago

    SHOOT EM IN THE FACE!!!!

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