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51% have uncontrollable diarrhea

49% have uncontrollable vomiting

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Have uncontrollable diarrhea
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Have uncontrollable vomiting

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  • 73

    medusaman

    4 years ago

    Less awkward. By far.

    • 291

      lukei

      4 years ago

      How? How is it less awkward? Shitting your pants in a public place is less awkward than vomiting?

    • 36

      Conrad

      4 years ago

      well diarrhea and vomiting uncontrollably are both embarrassing but id why i picked vomit cuz vomit hurts and diarrhea is quick and painless

    • 38

      Muhammad Nur Zafran

      4 years ago

      toilet till i die

    • 21

      Jacob Commons

      4 years ago

      you just stay inside for a while, until it is gone, the options say nothing about it being permanent.

    • 4

      my hairy dick

      4 years ago

      oh my gosh it is way less awkward

    • 8

      Chiska Ankers

      4 years ago

      A nappy all the way!!

    • 10

      iamawesomecat

      3 years ago

      Dude at least it's coming out the right side.

    • 8

      Nat-han

      3 years ago

      Diaper time

    • 6

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

      3 years ago

      @lukei you watch southpark? Shitting yourself is fucking hilarious

    • 13

      Devin

      3 years ago

      Conrad, diarrhea is not painless.

    • 3

      curtis

      3 years ago

      @jacob, it can happen at ANY given time, even when you think it's gone, you would literally be waiting forever because it'll happen when you least expect it

    • 2

      weter123

      3 years ago

      doesn't matter .both ways will kill you eventualy

    • 3

      Mayonnaise

      3 years ago

      Won't have to stay on the toilet

    • 11

      gabro

      3 years ago

      with diarrhea you can wear a diaper. what for vomit?

    • 3

      Coughdropper

      2 years ago

      @Iamawesomecat, diarrhea is not only shit exiting bunghole but piss as well. More piss than shit, in fact.

    • 0

      IAlwaseChooseBlue

      2 years ago

      Built in toilet into mah pants???!? Nvm I would look like a total retard... How about heavy duty pads???

    • 0

      Jacob Dittmer

      2 years ago

      holy crap its 50 50

    • 0

      Connor

      1 year ago

      With diarrhea you spend a lot of time on the toilet and you have pain in your ass for a while. With vomiting it's just a matter of rinsing your mouth with water.

    • 1

      Aleither

      1 year ago

      Diarrhea + sneezing = Lol

    • 1

      Micah Frazier

      1 year ago

      If I felt it coming on I could grab something and hurl away. What are gonna do about something in your pants?

    • 2

      Victor McSwag

      11 months ago

      If you have to vomit then you'd feel it coming diarrhea feels like gas sometimes

    • 1

      PrimeMegalodon

      10 months ago

      I vomit so much it doesn't hurt anymore

    • 0

      Keshor

      9 months ago

      just be on the toilet 24/7

    • 2

      Jesa

      9 months ago

      Aw yeah, ipads and toilets!

    • 0

      nerdygirl1017

      9 months ago

      YOU WOULD SHIT YOURSELF IN THE MIDDLE OF TALKING TO SOMEONE ONCE YOU GOT OFF THE FUCKING TOILET!!!

    • 0

      Jordyn

      6 months ago

      Poo hurts ya bum

    • 0

      Percival

      6 months ago

      throwing up is less embarrassing for me, because i puke allot anyway..

    • 1

      Pie

      6 months ago

      You would just have to be near a bathroom in case you need it.

    • 0

      LexTheAstronaut

      6 months ago

      I meant to click vomiting... but my mouse just moved to diarrhea XD

    • 0

      DCube

      6 months ago

      vomitting would cause pity :)

    • 0

      Dark

      5 months ago

      diarrhea for me is painful as hell. vomiting for me is quick and painless.

    • 1

      Albert harvey

      3 months ago

      just sit on the toilet with snacks and youtube

    • 0

      BriannaTheNerd

      1 month ago

      at least with diarrhea you will actually be able to play games on the toilet or eat with vomiting you wont be able to do any of that shit

  • 51

    Kane

    4 years ago

    Vomiting is aimable and not as unhygienic.

    • 1

      Pinkie pie

      11 months ago

      Vomiting is fcking disgusting

    • 2

      vesta

      7 months ago

      And shitting all over yourself isn't?

    • 1

      Lars

      6 months ago

      vomiting all the time will destroy your teeth

    • 0

      BriannaTheNerd

      1 month ago

      at least with diarrhea you will actually be able to play games on the toilet or eat with vomiting you wont be able to do any of that shit

  • 32

    Gringomiester

    4 years ago

    At least with the vomiting i just need a trashcan or outside nearby.

  • 23

    Isabelle

    4 years ago

    diarrhea would be soo much more embarrassing

    • 0

      Pinkie pie

      11 months ago

      Not true vomiting is the grossest thing ever. Ever heard of diapers?

    • 0

      videl

      9 months ago

      Have you ever had a kid with diarrhea? At some point leaking is inevitable. I doubt adult diapers could handle it

  • 21

    Jonathan

    4 years ago

    you can just sit on the toilet all day

    • 0

      [deleted]

      1 year ago

      That would get quite frustrating afterwards. There are more places you could be if you had to vomit and could basically just bring a bucket

    • 2

      Godzillafangirl

      10 months ago

      You can play video games on the toilet. Besides, Throwing up is terrifying. It hurts really bad and im always dizzy when I throw up. Plus, You can wear a diarrhea catching diaper all day.

  • 21

    napiern

    4 years ago

    much less painful

    • 0

      Anthony Canela

      6 months ago

      You mean pain as in people are going to make fun of you right?

  • 20

    Mudata

    4 years ago

    Way easier to deal with in public.

    • 0

      BriannaTheNerd

      1 month ago

      at least with diarrhea you will actually be able to play games on the toilet or eat with vomiting you wont be able to do any of that shit

  • 15

    CrAzY nAmE

    4 years ago

    i used to throw up allot so...

  • 12

    LogicFTW

    4 years ago

    The 50% that picked diarreah are stupid... having constant dirreah will dehydrate you and you will die (and its a proven fact). Because diarreah is basically all water

    • 7

      NathanHieu

      4 years ago

      You basically lose your stomach contents also when you throw up.

    • 0

      NathanHieu

      4 years ago

      You basically lose your stomach contents also when you throw up.

    • 8

      Mzz Ren

      4 years ago

      constant vomiting also dehydrates you. dumbass

    • 4

      Alicia Marie Laing

      3 years ago

      So does vomiting. You can drink as much as you want, but it will dehydrate you. But vomiting is far less embarrassing than shitting yourself.

    • 1

      Agent007

      2 years ago

      Throwing up also dehydrates you.Plus vomit ruins the enamel on your Teeth.

    • 2

      LilSniff

      2 years ago

      I used to had diarhea people saying that doesn't hurt are wrong it burns on your arse i had to wear a diaper for a long time... believe me both are not nice but i'd rather vomit a lot then have a wet pants all the time

    • 0

      EpicCheesyTurtle

      2 years ago

      Throwing up also causes dehydration, Mr. LogicFTW. (Oh, the irony)

    • 0

      EpicCheesyTurtle

      2 years ago

      Throwing up also causes dehydration, Mr. LogicFTW. (Oh, the irony)

    • 1

      EpicCheesyTurtle

      2 years ago

      Throwing up also causes dehydration, Mr. LogicFTW. (Oh, the irony)

    • 0

      IloveDiaryofawimpykid+imagirl

      10 months ago

      But...if you vomit it's on front of people they see your mouth.If your sitting in school and it happens then they can't see cuz your sitting unless it spills.

    • 0

      BriannaTheNerd

      1 month ago

      vomiting both causes malnutrition and dehydration at least with diarrhea you will actually be able to play games on the toilet or eat with vomiting you wont be able to do any of that shit

  • 9

    Meghan

    4 years ago

    Diarrhea is horrible, but vomiting is worse! I hate how your throat burns after vomiting. Plus it erodes the enamel from your teeth.

    • 4

      [deleted]

      4 years ago

      Toothbrush? Mouthwash?

    • 0

      Banana

      2 months ago

      And also the feeling you get right as it comes on is terrible.

  • 6

    Johnlocked

    3 years ago

    Although my esophagus will be worn away faster than I could expect, I have had bouts of uncontrollable diarrhea and it is far worse a fate.

  • 6

    Alison

    4 years ago

    I'm an emetophobe. Blue 100% for me.

  • 6

    joel

    4 years ago

    you could just vomit over someone that you hate. who doesn't want to do that

  • 5

    The third

    3 years ago

    Just wear a diaper

  • 4

    Marc Pannullo

    3 years ago

    well im emetaphobic so

  • 4

    Berwind24

    3 years ago

    At least I can do shit while on the toilet. No pun intended.

  • 4

    ಠ_ಠ

    4 years ago

    Vomiting hurts, but taking a shit in your pants is worse.

    • 0

      BriannaTheNerd

      1 month ago

      at least with diarrhea you will actually be able to play games on the toilet or eat with vomiting you wont be able to do any of that shit

  • 4

    tubadiver

    4 years ago

    vomiting would erode your stomach lining and wear away at your teeth enamel .... i would rather live than die?

    • 7

      SilentRant

      3 years ago

      Vomit (stomach contents and acid), which is always in your stomach, would erode your stomach lining when you vomited? Tell me more about your PhD

    • 2

      MarkyShark

      2 years ago

      Diarrhea can also dehydrate and kill you.

  • 4

    [deleted]

    4 years ago

    Less awkward.

  • 4

    Jordan Lovedrop Wils

    4 years ago

    I'd carry a bucket and than throw it at ppl I hate. Or walk up to them w/e

  • 4

    sanchopancho

    4 years ago

    take a shit is much better than vomiting!

  • 4

    dflaherty1996

    4 years ago

    just wear a diaper

    • 12

      Deborah Chin

      4 years ago

      and get the ooey gooey disgusting wet mess smeared all over your butt?

  • 3

    elizabeth

    10 months ago

    Have uncontrollable vomiting i do that all the time

    • 0

      Polynomi_poiga

      10 months ago

      Yeah .. I got the same problem each morning and it's very painful .. but still would keep this than shit myself

  • 3

    Bill

    1 year ago

    DIAPERS

  • 3

    Dan

    1 year ago

    diarrhea isn't as bad as vomit

  • 3

    chickenboy17

    1 year ago

    I would need to place Mobile toilets everywhere

  • 0

    Jonathan

    1 week ago

    Can I just vomit out my whole digestive tract?

  • 1

    Kira

    4 months ago

    I would not want to puke cause it hurts my throat after words and Diarrhea doesnt hurt at all.

  • 0

    Bree Lavenderr

    1 week ago

    Diarrhea doesn't have to hurt. Vomiting always hurts. Trust me, I'm lactose intolerant and have a allergic reaction of diarrhea every day. Vomiting is so much worse. (Fave food is cheeseburgers)

  • 2

    Joe

    3 years ago

    Well, for one, if you vomit too much, you can create a hole in your trachea, which will allow the vomit to burn through your skin after the whole in the trachea was formed, therefore, you would A) look like one of those smokers with a hole in their neck and B) die.

  • 2

    mittens115

    3 years ago

    I'm actually pooping right now.

  • 2

    EdwardNigma

    3 years ago

    Vomiting on people could be fun.

  • 2

    TwoSteps

    4 years ago

    I think vomiting is somehow more socially OK.

  • 2

    wrathseed

    4 years ago

    I'd rather look like a drunk than a fucking 5 year old

  • 2

    Jordan Lovedrop Wils

    4 years ago

    I'd carry a bucket and than throw it at ppl I hate. Or walk up to them w/e

  • 2

    Vanceatot

    4 years ago

    You can die from diarrhea.

  • 2

    Jmoo14

    4 years ago

    Conjuring us easier than crapping yourself in your new car or crapping with a date

  • 0

    kerr22

    1 week ago

    ew pooping your pants 100 times a row

  • 0

    Flurble Blur

    2 weeks ago

    Either way, it just goes through

  • 0

    GameLover

    2 weeks ago

    They are both similiar

  • 0

    Blerbls gaming

    2 weeks ago

    I would dress up as a hippo and shove my but in some jerks face

  • 0

    jojoloco127

    3 weeks ago

    Guess i gotta live my life on the toilet...

  • 1

    Joey

    8 months ago

    I mean, you'll die either way...but it's just a matter of where you'd want to feel irritation until then...

  • 1

    John

    8 months ago

    You could just walk out of the bathroom with shit all over your pants

  • 1

    Treyvon Johnson

    8 months ago

    U can use medicine so im good

  • 1

    Korby mlg

    8 months ago

    ill skip School Every daY!

  • 0

    cole

    3 weeks ago

    Neither y wasn't that an option

  • 0

    savagepenguin

    3 weeks ago

    wear a diaper xD

  • 1

    DerpWolfGaming

    9 months ago

    Just imagined kissing someone, then randomly vomiting in there mouth. Smooth man smooth.....

  • 1

    BoredBrandon

    9 months ago

    I can skip school and play video games with a bucket handy!

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