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have uncontrollable diarrhea

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Have uncontrollable vomiting

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257 comments

  • 46

    medusaman

    2 years ago

    Less awkward. By far.

    • 190

      lukei

      2 years ago

      How? How is it less awkward? Shitting your pants in a public place is less awkward than vomiting?

    • 16

      Conrad

      2 years ago

      well diarrhea and vomiting uncontrollably are both embarrassing but id why i picked vomit cuz vomit hurts and diarrhea is quick and painless

    • 26

      Muhammad Nur Zafran

      2 years ago

      toilet till i die

    • 11

      Jacob Commons

      2 years ago

      you just stay inside for a while, until it is gone, the options say nothing about it being permanent.

    • 1

      my hairy dick

      2 years ago

      oh my gosh it is way less awkward

    • 1

      Chiska Ankers

      2 years ago

      A nappy all the way!!

    • 6

      iamawesomecat

      1 year ago

      Dude at least it's coming out the right side.

    • 3

      Nat-han

      1 year ago

      Diaper time

    • 5

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

      1 year ago

      @lukei you watch southpark? Shitting yourself is fucking hilarious

    • 10

      Devin

      1 year ago

      Conrad, diarrhea is not painless.

    • 2

      curtis

      1 year ago

      @jacob, it can happen at ANY given time, even when you think it's gone, you would literally be waiting forever because it'll happen when you least expect it

    • 0

      weter123

      1 year ago

      doesn't matter .both ways will kill you eventualy

    • 1

      Mayonnaise

      1 year ago

      Won't have to stay on the toilet

    • 4

      gabro

      1 year ago

      with diarrhea you can wear a diaper. what for vomit?

    • 3

      Coughdropper

      7 months ago

      @Iamawesomecat, diarrhea is not only shit exiting bunghole but piss as well. More piss than shit, in fact.

    • 0

      IAlwaseChooseBlue

      5 months ago

      Built in toilet into mah pants???!? Nvm I would look like a total retard... How about heavy duty pads???

    • 0

      Jacob Dittmer

      2 months ago

      holy crap its 50 50

  • 24

    Kane

    2 years ago

    Vomiting is aimable and not as unhygienic.

  • 24

    Gringomiester

    2 years ago

    At least with the vomiting i just need a trashcan or outside nearby.

  • 20

    Isabelle

    2 years ago

    diarrhea would be soo much more embarrassing

  • 17

    Mudata

    2 years ago

    Way easier to deal with in public.

  • 15

    Jonathan

    2 years ago

    you can just sit on the toilet all day

  • 13

    napiern

    2 years ago

    much less painful

  • 8

    LogicFTW

    2 years ago

    The 50% that picked diarreah are stupid... having constant dirreah will dehydrate you and you will die (and its a proven fact). Because diarreah is basically all water

    • 6

      NathanHieu

      2 years ago

      You basically lose your stomach contents also when you throw up.

    • 0

      NathanHieu

      2 years ago

      You basically lose your stomach contents also when you throw up.

    • 5

      Mzz Ren

      2 years ago

      constant vomiting also dehydrates you. dumbass

    • 2

      Alicia Marie Laing

      1 year ago

      So does vomiting. You can drink as much as you want, but it will dehydrate you. But vomiting is far less embarrassing than shitting yourself.

    • 1

      Agent007

      1 year ago

      Throwing up also dehydrates you.Plus vomit ruins the enamel on your Teeth.

    • 1

      LilSniff

      9 months ago

      I used to had diarhea people saying that doesn't hurt are wrong it burns on your arse i had to wear a diaper for a long time... believe me both are not nice but i'd rather vomit a lot then have a wet pants all the time

    • 0

      EpicCheesyTurtle

      5 months ago

      Throwing up also causes dehydration, Mr. LogicFTW. (Oh, the irony)

    • 0

      EpicCheesyTurtle

      5 months ago

      Throwing up also causes dehydration, Mr. LogicFTW. (Oh, the irony)

    • 0

      EpicCheesyTurtle

      5 months ago

      Throwing up also causes dehydration, Mr. LogicFTW. (Oh, the irony)

  • 6

    CrAzY nAmE

    2 years ago

    i used to throw up allot so...

  • 4

    Johnlocked

    1 year ago

    Although my esophagus will be worn away faster than I could expect, I have had bouts of uncontrollable diarrhea and it is far worse a fate.

  • 4

    ಠ_ಠ

    2 years ago

    Vomiting hurts, but taking a shit in your pants is worse.

  • 4

    joel

    2 years ago

    you could just vomit over someone that you hate. who doesn't want to do that

  • 3

    Marc Pannullo

    1 year ago

    well im emetaphobic so

  • 3

    Alison

    2 years ago

    I'm an emetophobe. Blue 100% for me.

  • 3

    tubadiver

    2 years ago

    vomiting would erode your stomach lining and wear away at your teeth enamel .... i would rather live than die?

    • 7

      SilentRant

      1 year ago

      Vomit (stomach contents and acid), which is always in your stomach, would erode your stomach lining when you vomited? Tell me more about your PhD

    • 1

      MarkyShark

      6 months ago

      Diarrhea can also dehydrate and kill you.

  • 3

    Jordan Lovedrop Wils

    2 years ago

    I'd carry a bucket and than throw it at ppl I hate. Or walk up to them w/e

  • 3

    sanchopancho

    2 years ago

    take a shit is much better than vomiting!

  • 3

    Meghan

    2 years ago

    Diarrhea is horrible, but vomiting is worse! I hate how your throat burns after vomiting. Plus it erodes the enamel from your teeth.

  • 3

    dflaherty1996

    2 years ago

    just wear a diaper

    • 11

      Deborah Chin

      2 years ago

      and get the ooey gooey disgusting wet mess smeared all over your butt?

  • 0

    Perona

    6 days ago

    I hate both buuut.. at least I can be Magellan from One Piece.

  • 2

    Berwind24

    1 year ago

    At least I can do shit while on the toilet. No pun intended.

  • 2

    mittens115

    1 year ago

    I'm actually pooping right now.

  • 2

    EdwardNigma

    2 years ago

    Vomiting on people could be fun.

  • 2

    TwoSteps

    2 years ago

    I think vomiting is somehow more socially OK.

  • 2

    [deleted]

    2 years ago

    Less awkward.

  • 2

    Jordan Lovedrop Wils

    2 years ago

    I'd carry a bucket and than throw it at ppl I hate. Or walk up to them w/e

  • 2

    Vanceatot

    2 years ago

    You can die from diarrhea.

  • 1

    kep

    3 months ago

    Hey honey im ho-BURRRhHLL

  • 2

    Jmoo14

    2 years ago

    Conjuring us easier than crapping yourself in your new car or crapping with a date

  • 1

    MrGuitaryMan

    4 months ago

    You would rather shit yourself in public multiple times? WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!

  • 1

    Brandino

    7 months ago

    The guys on Jackass vomit like it's nothing all the time. Shitting your pants is just embarrassing.

  • 1

    Josey

    10 months ago

    atleast u cant taste through ur bum hahaha

  • 1

    Alyn Ames

    1 year ago

    Three words: can't taste it.

  • 1

    Sjoerd ten Hagen

    1 year ago

    for uncontrollable diarrhea could get a stoma/colostomy this is a easy way too a normal life there is no such device for vomiting check-mate vomiters (sorry for bad english)

  • 1

    Joe

    1 year ago

    Well, for one, if you vomit too much, you can create a hole in your trachea, which will allow the vomit to burn through your skin after the whole in the trachea was formed, therefore, you would A) look like one of those smokers with a hole in their neck and B) die.

  • 1

    Easton Francis

    1 year ago

    Diapers. All other arguments are hear-by invalid

  • 1

    The third

    1 year ago

    Just wear a diaper

  • 1

    Ironwoolf90

    1 year ago

    Guys... You can actually die from vomiting too much or swallowing your vomit :p

  • 1

    Ninja

    2 years ago

    Both burn and both dehydrate you.

  • 1

    HgolfG

    2 years ago

    Diarrhea burns!

  • 1

    Robert Vrielink

    2 years ago

    You have to pull you pants down for diarrhea think practicle people

  • 1

    Basketball King

    2 years ago

    Vomit tastes horrible, diarrhea is much less painful.

  • 1

    Harlamarl

    2 years ago

    WRONG CHOICE I ONCE CLOGGED A TOILET WITH DIARRHEA

  • 1

    Peter

    2 years ago

    Since when is diarrhea or voiting really controllable? Can you just go, hold on body, not now, I am busy.

  • 1

    wrathseed

    2 years ago

    I'd rather look like a drunk than a fucking 5 year old

    • 0

      wrathseed

      2 years ago

      What the fuck?! I picked red what the hell?!

  • 1

    wrathseed

    2 years ago

    I'd rather look like a drunk than a fucking 5 year old

  • 1

    Jordan Lovedrop Wils

    2 years ago

    I'd carry a bucket and than throw it at ppl I hate. Or walk up to them w/e

  • 1

    Emmett Lowe

    2 years ago

    50/50 ........ hmmm

  • 1

    Squeaky Juice

    2 years ago

    I would just say that I left chocolate in my pocket and it exploded. Plus this doesn't say I can't only have uncontrollable diarrhea once. So I'ma pull that card so it only has to happen to me one time. =D

  • 0

    Annexation

    2 months ago

    So diarrhea or vomiting, vomiting I am less liable to die from since I lose less water than diarrhea.

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