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51% have uncontrollable diarrhea

49% have uncontrollable vomiting

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Have uncontrollable diarrhea
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Have uncontrollable vomiting

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  • 57

    medusaman

    4 years ago

    Less awkward. By far.

    • 241

      lukei

      3 years ago

      How? How is it less awkward? Shitting your pants in a public place is less awkward than vomiting?

    • 20

      Conrad

      3 years ago

      well diarrhea and vomiting uncontrollably are both embarrassing but id why i picked vomit cuz vomit hurts and diarrhea is quick and painless

    • 31

      Muhammad Nur Zafran

      3 years ago

      toilet till i die

    • 12

      Jacob Commons

      3 years ago

      you just stay inside for a while, until it is gone, the options say nothing about it being permanent.

    • 1

      my hairy dick

      3 years ago

      oh my gosh it is way less awkward

    • 2

      Chiska Ankers

      3 years ago

      A nappy all the way!!

    • 6

      iamawesomecat

      3 years ago

      Dude at least it's coming out the right side.

    • 4

      Nat-han

      2 years ago

      Diaper time

    • 6

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

      2 years ago

      @lukei you watch southpark? Shitting yourself is fucking hilarious

    • 10

      Devin

      2 years ago

      Conrad, diarrhea is not painless.

    • 2

      curtis

      2 years ago

      @jacob, it can happen at ANY given time, even when you think it's gone, you would literally be waiting forever because it'll happen when you least expect it

    • 0

      weter123

      2 years ago

      doesn't matter .both ways will kill you eventualy

    • 1

      Mayonnaise

      2 years ago

      Won't have to stay on the toilet

    • 6

      gabro

      2 years ago

      with diarrhea you can wear a diaper. what for vomit?

    • 3

      Coughdropper

      1 year ago

      @Iamawesomecat, diarrhea is not only shit exiting bunghole but piss as well. More piss than shit, in fact.

    • 0

      IAlwaseChooseBlue

      1 year ago

      Built in toilet into mah pants???!? Nvm I would look like a total retard... How about heavy duty pads???

    • 0

      Jacob Dittmer

      1 year ago

      holy crap its 50 50

    • 0

      Connor

      1 year ago

      With diarrhea you spend a lot of time on the toilet and you have pain in your ass for a while. With vomiting it's just a matter of rinsing your mouth with water.

    • 1

      Aleither

      11 months ago

      Diarrhea + sneezing = Lol

    • 1

      Micah Frazier

      9 months ago

      If I felt it coming on I could grab something and hurl away. What are gonna do about something in your pants?

    • 2

      Victor McSwag

      2 months ago

      If you have to vomit then you'd feel it coming diarrhea feels like gas sometimes

    • 1

      PrimeMegalodon

      1 month ago

      I vomit so much it doesn't hurt anymore

    • 0

      Keshor

      8 hours ago

      just be on the toilet 24/7

  • 42

    Kane

    3 years ago

    Vomiting is aimable and not as unhygienic.

  • 30

    Gringomiester

    4 years ago

    At least with the vomiting i just need a trashcan or outside nearby.

  • 22

    Isabelle

    4 years ago

    diarrhea would be soo much more embarrassing

    • 0

      Pinkie pie

      1 month ago

      Not true vomiting is the grossest thing ever. Ever heard of diapers?

  • 20

    Jonathan

    3 years ago

    you can just sit on the toilet all day

    • 0

      strits

      2 months ago

      That would get quite frustrating afterwards. There are more places you could be if you had to vomit and could basically just bring a bucket

    • 0

      Godzillafangirl

      2 weeks ago

      You can play video games on the toilet. Besides, Throwing up is terrifying. It hurts really bad and im always dizzy when I throw up. Plus, You can wear a diarrhea catching diaper all day.

  • 18

    napiern

    4 years ago

    much less painful

  • 18

    Mudata

    4 years ago

    Way easier to deal with in public.

  • 12

    CrAzY nAmE

    3 years ago

    i used to throw up allot so...

  • 11

    LogicFTW

    3 years ago

    The 50% that picked diarreah are stupid... having constant dirreah will dehydrate you and you will die (and its a proven fact). Because diarreah is basically all water

    • 7

      NathanHieu

      3 years ago

      You basically lose your stomach contents also when you throw up.

    • 0

      NathanHieu

      3 years ago

      You basically lose your stomach contents also when you throw up.

    • 7

      Mzz Ren

      3 years ago

      constant vomiting also dehydrates you. dumbass

    • 3

      Alicia Marie Laing

      2 years ago

      So does vomiting. You can drink as much as you want, but it will dehydrate you. But vomiting is far less embarrassing than shitting yourself.

    • 1

      Agent007

      2 years ago

      Throwing up also dehydrates you.Plus vomit ruins the enamel on your Teeth.

    • 2

      LilSniff

      1 year ago

      I used to had diarhea people saying that doesn't hurt are wrong it burns on your arse i had to wear a diaper for a long time... believe me both are not nice but i'd rather vomit a lot then have a wet pants all the time

    • 0

      EpicCheesyTurtle

      1 year ago

      Throwing up also causes dehydration, Mr. LogicFTW. (Oh, the irony)

    • 0

      EpicCheesyTurtle

      1 year ago

      Throwing up also causes dehydration, Mr. LogicFTW. (Oh, the irony)

    • 0

      EpicCheesyTurtle

      1 year ago

      Throwing up also causes dehydration, Mr. LogicFTW. (Oh, the irony)

    • 0

      IloveDiaryofawimpykid+imagirl

      1 week ago

      But...if you vomit it's on front of people they see your mouth.If your sitting in school and it happens then they can't see cuz your sitting unless it spills.

  • 5

    joel

    3 years ago

    you could just vomit over someone that you hate. who doesn't want to do that

  • 5

    Meghan

    3 years ago

    Diarrhea is horrible, but vomiting is worse! I hate how your throat burns after vomiting. Plus it erodes the enamel from your teeth.

  • 2

    Bill

    2 months ago

    DIAPERS

  • 2

    Dan

    2 months ago

    diarrhea isn't as bad as vomit

  • 4

    Johnlocked

    2 years ago

    Although my esophagus will be worn away faster than I could expect, I have had bouts of uncontrollable diarrhea and it is far worse a fate.

  • 4

    Marc Pannullo

    2 years ago

    well im emetaphobic so

  • 4

    The third

    3 years ago

    Just wear a diaper

  • 4

    Berwind24

    3 years ago

    At least I can do shit while on the toilet. No pun intended.

  • 4

    ಠ_ಠ

    3 years ago

    Vomiting hurts, but taking a shit in your pants is worse.

  • 4

    Alison

    3 years ago

    I'm an emetophobe. Blue 100% for me.

  • 4

    tubadiver

    3 years ago

    vomiting would erode your stomach lining and wear away at your teeth enamel .... i would rather live than die?

    • 7

      SilentRant

      2 years ago

      Vomit (stomach contents and acid), which is always in your stomach, would erode your stomach lining when you vomited? Tell me more about your PhD

    • 2

      MarkyShark

      1 year ago

      Diarrhea can also dehydrate and kill you.

  • 4

    Jordan Lovedrop Wils

    3 years ago

    I'd carry a bucket and than throw it at ppl I hate. Or walk up to them w/e

  • 1

    elizabeth

    1 month ago

    Have uncontrollable vomiting i do that all the time

    • 0

      Polynomi_poiga

      1 month ago

      Yeah .. I got the same problem each morning and it's very painful .. but still would keep this than shit myself

  • 3

    sanchopancho

    3 years ago

    take a shit is much better than vomiting!

  • 3

    dflaherty1996

    3 years ago

    just wear a diaper

    • 12

      Deborah Chin

      3 years ago

      and get the ooey gooey disgusting wet mess smeared all over your butt?

  • 0

    The Talking Potato

    3 days ago

    I would just be talking to someone, and BLARLARG! I vomit in someones face! HELL NAW

  • 0

    rtdrtdtrd

    3 days ago

    хоть говорить смогу и дышать

  • 0

    SomeDude

    1 week ago

    I vomit rainbows so...

  • 0

    Kayla

    1 week ago

    At least when you have diarrhea you can keep nutrients down.

  • 2

    mittens115

    3 years ago

    I'm actually pooping right now.

  • 2

    EdwardNigma

    3 years ago

    Vomiting on people could be fun.

  • 2

    TwoSteps

    3 years ago

    I think vomiting is somehow more socially OK.

  • 2

    [deleted]

    3 years ago

    Less awkward.

  • 2

    wrathseed

    3 years ago

    I'd rather look like a drunk than a fucking 5 year old

  • 2

    Jordan Lovedrop Wils

    3 years ago

    I'd carry a bucket and than throw it at ppl I hate. Or walk up to them w/e

  • 2

    Vanceatot

    3 years ago

    You can die from diarrhea.

  • 2

    Jmoo14

    3 years ago

    Conjuring us easier than crapping yourself in your new car or crapping with a date

  • 0

    JRushPro

    1 week ago

    Vomiting uses abdominal muscles....if you threw up for 5 minutes once everyday, you'd have a six pack in no time.

  • 0

    Nisawesome

    1 week ago

    Go home early from school from being sick, it's a win win XD lol

  • 0

    Nisawesome

    1 week ago

    Go home early from school from being sick, it's a win win XD lol

  • 0

    Emirhan

    1 week ago

    This is so hard for some damn reason :|

  • 0

    Godzillafangirl

    2 weeks ago

    I cant handle throwing up. Besides, I can play video games on the toilet

  • 0

    McMeowMeow

    2 weeks ago

    (feels it coming) Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit! *literally*

  • 0

    UnCommentator

    2 weeks ago

    This way I keep my pants, my ass doesn't sting, and I have an unreliable crowd control weapon.

  • 0

    Tiger_Lily

    2 weeks ago

    vomiting too much can kill you. The stomach acid burns your throat till it bleeds and then you die of bleeding or at least have lots of problems

  • 0

    Paolo

    2 weeks ago

    GOD I ALREADY HAVE DIARRHEA

  • 0

    #PUGS 4 EVER

    3 weeks ago

    jeez guys you rather get up every five seconds ,than be able to do things with a bucket and move around, oh and most importantly you can still play video games. # yas

  • 0

    dildo baggins

    3 weeks ago

    Thats just hell

  • 0

    RainbowDashie1990

    3 weeks ago

    I'd rather NOT shit my pants in public...yeah...I'd rather do the other thing.

  • 1

    Jason

    7 months ago

    I won't taste my uncontrollable diarrhea.

  • 0

    Cindy

    3 weeks ago

    I don't mind vomiting while geocaching but, if I have diahreaa, I would rarely be able to do it

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