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51% have uncontrollable diarrhea

49% have uncontrollable vomiting

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Have uncontrollable diarrhea
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Have uncontrollable vomiting

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434 comments

  • 63

    medusaman

    4 years ago

    Less awkward. By far.

    • 266

      lukei

      3 years ago

      How? How is it less awkward? Shitting your pants in a public place is less awkward than vomiting?

    • 28

      Conrad

      3 years ago

      well diarrhea and vomiting uncontrollably are both embarrassing but id why i picked vomit cuz vomit hurts and diarrhea is quick and painless

    • 35

      Muhammad Nur Zafran

      3 years ago

      toilet till i die

    • 15

      Jacob Commons

      3 years ago

      you just stay inside for a while, until it is gone, the options say nothing about it being permanent.

    • 2

      my hairy dick

      3 years ago

      oh my gosh it is way less awkward

    • 5

      Chiska Ankers

      3 years ago

      A nappy all the way!!

    • 9

      iamawesomecat

      3 years ago

      Dude at least it's coming out the right side.

    • 7

      Nat-han

      3 years ago

      Diaper time

    • 6

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

      3 years ago

      @lukei you watch southpark? Shitting yourself is fucking hilarious

    • 12

      Devin

      3 years ago

      Conrad, diarrhea is not painless.

    • 2

      curtis

      2 years ago

      @jacob, it can happen at ANY given time, even when you think it's gone, you would literally be waiting forever because it'll happen when you least expect it

    • 2

      weter123

      2 years ago

      doesn't matter .both ways will kill you eventualy

    • 2

      Mayonnaise

      2 years ago

      Won't have to stay on the toilet

    • 9

      gabro

      2 years ago

      with diarrhea you can wear a diaper. what for vomit?

    • 3

      Coughdropper

      2 years ago

      @Iamawesomecat, diarrhea is not only shit exiting bunghole but piss as well. More piss than shit, in fact.

    • 0

      IAlwaseChooseBlue

      1 year ago

      Built in toilet into mah pants???!? Nvm I would look like a total retard... How about heavy duty pads???

    • 0

      Jacob Dittmer

      1 year ago

      holy crap its 50 50

    • 0

      Connor

      1 year ago

      With diarrhea you spend a lot of time on the toilet and you have pain in your ass for a while. With vomiting it's just a matter of rinsing your mouth with water.

    • 1

      Aleither

      1 year ago

      Diarrhea + sneezing = Lol

    • 1

      Micah Frazier

      1 year ago

      If I felt it coming on I could grab something and hurl away. What are gonna do about something in your pants?

    • 2

      Victor McSwag

      5 months ago

      If you have to vomit then you'd feel it coming diarrhea feels like gas sometimes

    • 1

      PrimeMegalodon

      4 months ago

      I vomit so much it doesn't hurt anymore

    • 0

      Keshor

      3 months ago

      just be on the toilet 24/7

    • 0

      Jesa

      3 months ago

      Aw yeah, ipads and toilets!

    • 0

      nerdygirl1017

      3 months ago

      YOU WOULD SHIT YOURSELF IN THE MIDDLE OF TALKING TO SOMEONE ONCE YOU GOT OFF THE FUCKING TOILET!!!

    • 0

      Jordyn

      2 weeks ago

      Poo hurts ya bum

    • 0

      Percival

      2 weeks ago

      throwing up is less embarrassing for me, because i puke allot anyway..

    • 1

      Pie

      2 days ago

      You would just have to be near a bathroom in case you need it.

  • 48

    Kane

    3 years ago

    Vomiting is aimable and not as unhygienic.

  • 32

    Gringomiester

    4 years ago

    At least with the vomiting i just need a trashcan or outside nearby.

  • 23

    Isabelle

    4 years ago

    diarrhea would be soo much more embarrassing

    • 0

      Pinkie pie

      4 months ago

      Not true vomiting is the grossest thing ever. Ever heard of diapers?

    • 0

      videl

      3 months ago

      Have you ever had a kid with diarrhea? At some point leaking is inevitable. I doubt adult diapers could handle it

  • 21

    Jonathan

    3 years ago

    you can just sit on the toilet all day

    • 0

      strits

      5 months ago

      That would get quite frustrating afterwards. There are more places you could be if you had to vomit and could basically just bring a bucket

    • 1

      Godzillafangirl

      4 months ago

      You can play video games on the toilet. Besides, Throwing up is terrifying. It hurts really bad and im always dizzy when I throw up. Plus, You can wear a diarrhea catching diaper all day.

  • 21

    napiern

    4 years ago

    much less painful

  • 20

    Mudata

    4 years ago

    Way easier to deal with in public.

  • 14

    CrAzY nAmE

    3 years ago

    i used to throw up allot so...

  • 12

    LogicFTW

    3 years ago

    The 50% that picked diarreah are stupid... having constant dirreah will dehydrate you and you will die (and its a proven fact). Because diarreah is basically all water

    • 7

      NathanHieu

      3 years ago

      You basically lose your stomach contents also when you throw up.

    • 0

      NathanHieu

      3 years ago

      You basically lose your stomach contents also when you throw up.

    • 8

      Mzz Ren

      3 years ago

      constant vomiting also dehydrates you. dumbass

    • 4

      Alicia Marie Laing

      3 years ago

      So does vomiting. You can drink as much as you want, but it will dehydrate you. But vomiting is far less embarrassing than shitting yourself.

    • 1

      Agent007

      2 years ago

      Throwing up also dehydrates you.Plus vomit ruins the enamel on your Teeth.

    • 2

      LilSniff

      2 years ago

      I used to had diarhea people saying that doesn't hurt are wrong it burns on your arse i had to wear a diaper for a long time... believe me both are not nice but i'd rather vomit a lot then have a wet pants all the time

    • 0

      EpicCheesyTurtle

      1 year ago

      Throwing up also causes dehydration, Mr. LogicFTW. (Oh, the irony)

    • 0

      EpicCheesyTurtle

      1 year ago

      Throwing up also causes dehydration, Mr. LogicFTW. (Oh, the irony)

    • 1

      EpicCheesyTurtle

      1 year ago

      Throwing up also causes dehydration, Mr. LogicFTW. (Oh, the irony)

    • 0

      IloveDiaryofawimpykid+imagirl

      3 months ago

      But...if you vomit it's on front of people they see your mouth.If your sitting in school and it happens then they can't see cuz your sitting unless it spills.

  • 7

    Meghan

    4 years ago

    Diarrhea is horrible, but vomiting is worse! I hate how your throat burns after vomiting. Plus it erodes the enamel from your teeth.

  • 6

    Johnlocked

    2 years ago

    Although my esophagus will be worn away faster than I could expect, I have had bouts of uncontrollable diarrhea and it is far worse a fate.

  • 6

    joel

    3 years ago

    you could just vomit over someone that you hate. who doesn't want to do that

  • 5

    The third

    3 years ago

    Just wear a diaper

  • 5

    Alison

    3 years ago

    I'm an emetophobe. Blue 100% for me.

  • 4

    Marc Pannullo

    3 years ago

    well im emetaphobic so

  • 4

    Berwind24

    3 years ago

    At least I can do shit while on the toilet. No pun intended.

  • 4

    ಠ_ಠ

    3 years ago

    Vomiting hurts, but taking a shit in your pants is worse.

  • 4

    tubadiver

    3 years ago

    vomiting would erode your stomach lining and wear away at your teeth enamel .... i would rather live than die?

    • 7

      SilentRant

      3 years ago

      Vomit (stomach contents and acid), which is always in your stomach, would erode your stomach lining when you vomited? Tell me more about your PhD

    • 2

      MarkyShark

      2 years ago

      Diarrhea can also dehydrate and kill you.

  • 4

    [deleted]

    3 years ago

    Less awkward.

  • 4

    Jordan Lovedrop Wils

    3 years ago

    I'd carry a bucket and than throw it at ppl I hate. Or walk up to them w/e

  • 3

    chickenboy17

    1 year ago

    I would need to place Mobile toilets everywhere

  • 2

    elizabeth

    4 months ago

    Have uncontrollable vomiting i do that all the time

    • 0

      Polynomi_poiga

      4 months ago

      Yeah .. I got the same problem each morning and it's very painful .. but still would keep this than shit myself

  • 2

    Bill

    6 months ago

    DIAPERS

  • 2

    Dan

    6 months ago

    diarrhea isn't as bad as vomit

  • 1

    Joey

    1 month ago

    I mean, you'll die either way...but it's just a matter of where you'd want to feel irritation until then...

  • 3

    sanchopancho

    3 years ago

    take a shit is much better than vomiting!

  • 3

    dflaherty1996

    4 years ago

    just wear a diaper

    • 12

      Deborah Chin

      3 years ago

      and get the ooey gooey disgusting wet mess smeared all over your butt?

  • 1

    Korby mlg

    2 months ago

    ill skip School Every daY!

  • 0

    twolpe

    4 days ago

    Seriously guys,butt plug's a thing,also diapers and so on. having uncontrollable vomiting means you can't kiss anyone and you can't really hide it at all.

  • 1

    DerpWolfGaming

    3 months ago

    Just imagined kissing someone, then randomly vomiting in there mouth. Smooth man smooth.....

  • 1

    BoredBrandon

    3 months ago

    I can skip school and play video games with a bucket handy!

  • 1

    Stefan

    3 months ago

    vomiting is the WORST!

  • 0

    nitefightMAX

    6 days ago

    I hate the feeling of throwing up... everything just rushes out... you go wash your mouth....eeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhh

  • 0

    arianna

    6 days ago

    what if you shit yourself in popular places all the time!

  • 1

    The Talking Potato

    3 months ago

    I would just be talking to someone, and BLARLARG! I vomit in someones face! HELL NAW

  • 1

    McMeowMeow

    4 months ago

    (feels it coming) Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit! *literally*

  • 2

    Joe

    3 years ago

    Well, for one, if you vomit too much, you can create a hole in your trachea, which will allow the vomit to burn through your skin after the whole in the trachea was formed, therefore, you would A) look like one of those smokers with a hole in their neck and B) die.

  • 2

    mittens115

    3 years ago

    I'm actually pooping right now.

  • 2

    EdwardNigma

    3 years ago

    Vomiting on people could be fun.

  • 2

    TwoSteps

    3 years ago

    I think vomiting is somehow more socially OK.

  • 2

    wrathseed

    3 years ago

    I'd rather look like a drunk than a fucking 5 year old

  • 2

    Jordan Lovedrop Wils

    3 years ago

    I'd carry a bucket and than throw it at ppl I hate. Or walk up to them w/e

  • 2

    Vanceatot

    3 years ago

    You can die from diarrhea.

  • 2

    Jmoo14

    3 years ago

    Conjuring us easier than crapping yourself in your new car or crapping with a date

  • 1

    Mike Marshall

    4 months ago

    Diarrhea can burn too you know

  • 0

    Percival

    2 weeks ago

    I already do. only when i'm sick of course

  • 0

    Strawz

    2 weeks ago

    I wouldn't have to pull my pants down in public :D Plus i can just say i am drunk.

  • 0

    Sandtail028

    3 weeks ago

    Vomiting is less embarrassing than diarrhea in my opinion. And it's a cooler way to get attention then sharting yourself.

  • 1

    Jason

    11 months ago

    I won't taste my uncontrollable diarrhea.

  • 0

    Jennifer

    1 month ago

    Lol just when u get married u shit ur pants xD

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