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60% cheese grate your upper arm

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Cheese grate your upper arm
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Slide down a fireman pole covered in tacks into a pool of rubbing alcohol

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You must cheese grate your entire upper arm and you must be naked sliding down the pole.

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458 comments

  • 460

    overtherainbow

    6 years ago

    Never said which way the tacks were facing..

    • 107

      Jac Kight

      5 years ago

      You are a genius sir.

    • 57

      Okmrbob

      5 years ago

      Didn't say the tacks were sticking out either

    • 79

      Tom

      5 years ago

      what is the point of just trying to find ways around these questions? the whole point is to make it a decision not just find the tiniest details the author may have forgotten.

    • 144

      Aspen

      5 years ago

      I bet you're fun at parties.

    • 15

      Maude

      5 years ago

      And they never said whether the pin was on or off of the tack.

    • 9

      Daniel Shinigamie Dryden

      5 years ago

      yay aucohol

    • 3

      Fainting Goat

      5 years ago

      Aspen made me lol XD

    • 68

      Twofor Joy Magpii

      5 years ago

      Never said which way to grate either

    • 33

      Matthew

      4 years ago

      Actually Tom, I see finding loop holes is one of the fun parts of these questions. It's a way to enjoy the questions to me, is to find your own ways that other people who answered might not of thought of.

    • 13

      Mr. Warm and Fuzzy

      4 years ago

      Tom, answer this without finding a loophole: would you rather be referred to as a buzzkill or a douchbag?

    • 14

      Jonas

      4 years ago

      Tom, if you're gonna complain about THAT, then you really need to get of this website. That's almost all of the fun in it. Getting creative with loopholes.

    • 3

      Cameron Alder

      4 years ago

      You sir, influenced my answer

    • 2

      Chuck

      4 years ago

      It would still hurt

    • 3

      Jian

      4 years ago

      I agree with tom lets do a question like Would you wear red or blue on a picture day] then write it so they can't just get out

    • 2

      jfsf

      4 years ago

      you sir deserve a cookie.

    • 3

      Jaden Rogers

      4 years ago

      So you want to get in a pool of alcohol and most likely swallow or inhale it and your naked so you'd get it in your urethra.

    • 5

      Steve Budi

      3 years ago

      Never said it was a sharp cheese grater...

    • 2

      Brobotnik

      3 years ago

      Cheese grate my arm? How much? For how long? Just one grate? Shit, I can do that.

    • 1

      BackwardsSpy

      2 years ago

      so?

    • 3

      Grape

      2 years ago

      If you're sliding down the flipping pole you're more likely to push attached tacks off the pole than get scraped up enough for the pain to compare. Climbing down a spiky pole into alcohol would have been a better dilemma, as you'll be putting pressure on the pointy bits...

    • 0

      LeRandomDude

      2 years ago

      yeah

    • 0

      Yoloman2443

      2 years ago

      yes

    • 2

      Dylan

      2 years ago

      but when you try to slide down you pole most of them will fall on the ground and be facing up

    • 0

      DerpyGuy

      2 years ago

      exaclty and @Dylan it never said you have to touch it hard enough for that to happen

    • 0

      Justinhulk

      2 years ago

      You have a mind of a god

    • 1

      homestuckweeb

      2 years ago

      who cares it doesn't even say which way the tacks are facing, and it doesn't say how strong the alcohol is. but, with a cheese grate, you will obviously grate yourself because you go up and down, so anyway forward, you'll grate yourself!

    • 1

      Lucarius

      2 years ago

      I thought exactly the same thing xD

    • 0

      Elite Hardwave full

      2 years ago

      i lolololololololololol

    • 0

      Catbug

      2 years ago

      Didn't say they were dull or flat tipped.

    • 1

      Jamie Williamson

      2 years ago

      Also you can drink the alcohol going down the pole

    • 1

      FIGPUCKER

      2 years ago

      sorta implied though

    • 0

      Derp Sauce

      2 years ago

      SOLD!

    • 0

      chris

      2 years ago

      that was my logic, i mean how are they magically floating XD

    • 2

      sourcupcake123

      2 years ago

      YES the tacks could be facing in. And the rubbing alcohol? It might sting but c'mon, you would need to sanitize them. It's just doing it for you!

    • 0

      NotViperWYR

      2 years ago

      LOL by the time your sliding down they probably all would of fallen off

    • 0

      Malika

      2 years ago

      Exactly

    • 1

      Yogfli2

      2 years ago

      They never said more than one grate.

    • 0

      TurdManJones

      2 years ago

      +overtherainbow So Smart.

    • 0

      DragonBreath9091

      2 years ago

      Brilliance!!!

    • 1

      [Content Deleted]

      2 years ago

      @overtherainbow true and it never said how much alcohol, it could be 1 cm high so were good

    • 1

      Maple

      1 year ago

      holy shit ur amazing

    • 1

      IDK WHO I AM

      1 year ago

      you are absolutely............. GENUISE SIR

    • 0

      TheVoodooman1

      1 year ago

      For the tacks to be on the pole the needle or pin of the tack would have to be inside of the pole therefore, you would just hate how you smelled.

    • 0

      BraZZers

      1 year ago

      i have a severe fungus in my groin. that might help

    • 1

      BrownieCakes

      1 year ago

      still though, just the alcohol itself would suck :/

    • 1

      Ultron

      1 year ago

      It says you have to be NAKED sliding down INTO A POOL OF ALCOHOL you guys -_-

    • 0

      HyperStar

      1 year ago

      heck yea

    • 0

      Kadraxx

      1 year ago

      This man deserves a gold medal.

    • 1

      Noob Gamer

      1 year ago

      I Agree And I Picked This Cause Im Alchoholist

    • 1

      zombie lady

      1 year ago

      gg

    • 1

      Kupperz

      1 year ago

      Just wear a thick jacket

    • 0

      Freefilly

      1 year ago

      I though the same thing

    • 1

      Thanos

      1 year ago

      genuis kid, genoius

    • 0

      grolarbearsarelife

      1 year ago

      smart!

    • 0

      Michael

      1 year ago

      you are a genius

    • 0

      Tilly134

      1 year ago

      Genius!!! I was gonna say cheese grate but yeah...

    • 1

      Jackie

      1 year ago

      Either way it would still hurt.

    • 1

      lmao.its.laila

      1 year ago

      lol saaame

    • 0

      Kitkatlovesgaming34

      1 year ago

      Mother trucker

    • 0

      Caleb Colvin

      1 year ago

      PURE GENIUS

    • 0

      evilbaconboss665

      1 year ago

      u never sed the pool was more than 0.0000000000000001 micrometers and the same with the tacks

    • 1

      Noah Hannah

      11 months ago

      I regret my choice now...

    • 0

      Zeta

      9 months ago

      Didn't say what KIND of tacks either. Regardless, if they were thumbtacks, it would still be better to do your upper arm as opposed to raking the entirety of your front and inner limbs, before diving into a pool that is filled with a chemical that is lethal if too much is absorbed by ANY means.

    • 0

      Random Name

      9 months ago

      I agree with the commentor. Anyway, I need my upper arm for work. After doing red, you would forget the horrible experience. After doing blue, you would look at your upper arm and remember the painful process. You could also breath in, hold your breath in the pool, float and slowly swim to the exit.

    • 0

      Mary

      9 months ago

      you make a valid argument.

    • 0

      levi

      8 months ago

      but still, who wants to swim in rubbing alcohol

    • 0

      Eye-Of-Noot

      7 months ago

      Never said you were naked while going down the pole.

    • 0

      DelsinPRO

      3 months ago

      LET ME CHANGE MY CHOICE PLEASEEE

    • 0

      DelsinPRO

      3 months ago

      @Eye-Of-Noot Lol it actually says that in the DESCRIPTION XD

    • 0

      Draconick

      5 days ago

      Loophole xD

  • 55

    [deleted]

    6 years ago

    One of those is just stupidly more painful than the other.

    • 5

      Chewsonthemove

      5 years ago

      ^yes it did, very specifically

    • 0

      Elliot Gabrel

      5 years ago

      Actually, it did...

    • 4

      Kitten McGee

      5 years ago

      Actually, Pe Keen, it does say you grate your whole arm

    • 0

      Forest Reynolds

      5 years ago

      I agree with that statement.

    • 20

      Hiiiiii74

      5 years ago

      Stab your balls, subsequently fill it with rubbing alcohol, and most likely shred all the major arteries and veins between your legs, and if that doesn't kill you, all of your blood vessels will slowly disintegrate until you are dead. I just bleed a little.

    • 0

      FireySpirit711

      2 years ago

      Yes, and it certainly wasn't your choice

    • 4

      vaashole

      2 years ago

      Hiiii: They're tacks, not fucking steak knives.

    • 0

      XxFurrinCutiexX

      2 years ago

      You probably had to grate both arms somehow

    • 0

      Alex

      1 year ago

      Whoever wrote this is a sick, demented, piece of ****. However what would it be like......

    • 0

      Alex Moudgil

      1 year ago

      You could do some serious damage on your arm, it would just sting for alcohol

  • 36

    brian

    6 years ago

    how on earth are these tacks going to stay on this pole

    • 10

      hayo

      5 years ago

      obviously you will just knock them off so ur just falling into a pit of basically water

    • 4

      wtfduud

      5 years ago

      alcohol will hurt a lot of it comes into contact with your wounds, still better than cheese grating...

    • 4

      MontyTheMonkey

      3 years ago

      I hate whoever made this question.

    • 0

      Christopher Roberts

      2 years ago

      The needed are in the pole which means it's not painful

  • 20

    Dylan Storey

    6 years ago

    weres option three

  • 18

    RedditorPedro117

    5 years ago

    who says the tacks have to have the pointy side facing outwards?

  • 14

    Johnny

    6 years ago

    the pain i would have to endure whilst sliding down the pole and the alcohol, is worth keeping a whole arm. especially my right arm if you know what i mean

  • 8

    teleport

    3 years ago

    Rubbing alcohol tacs souds amazing

  • 7

    Nick

    6 years ago

    rubbing alcohol stings like a bitch.

  • 6

    Dr. BananaSlug

    5 years ago

    Who sits at their computer thinking off this shit?

    • 10

      mobug12345

      5 years ago

      Who takes the time to think of the nickname " Dr.BananaSlug" ?

  • 6

    Allain

    6 years ago

    the tacks are only gonna leave cuts on the way down and you can jump out of the pool right away ..

    • 6

      hey its me

      5 years ago

      i think you would pass out due to the pain

    • 5

      Sarah Labbé

      4 years ago

      Tacks facing away, you aren't injured, jump in the pool, get out and take a shower quickly... the only pain is alcohol in your eyes and or genitals.

  • 5

    Danythekid

    4 years ago

    Don't touch the pole: directly land on a pool of alcohol.

  • 4

    RikuXander

    5 years ago

    You wouldn't make it down the pole... Too much friction would prevent too much damage.

  • 4

    vsudyvyevf

    6 years ago

    ya but then u would be missing an arm

  • 3

    Ruby Rose

    2 years ago

    Never said the tacks weren't imaginary:D

  • 3

    kellythedogegoddess

    4 years ago

    Seriously what friking depths of hell did you spawn from?

  • 3

    Jordan

    6 years ago

    Nobody said I couldn't wear protective clothes ;)

  • 2

    Sarah Maria Leighton

    4 years ago

    arm thing isnt that bad i had it done to get rid of a henna tattoo. what can i say my mum was strict

  • 2

    KellyBean

    4 years ago

    I think mobug12345 is covering up his real name....JIGSAW...

  • 0

    Avery

    1 week ago

    Theese are so fuckun wierd

  • 2

    Jason Ramirez

    5 years ago

    Dude the alcohol would prob stop hurting after a while

  • 2

    Crissy

    6 years ago

    Either way would be painful >_

  • 0

    CannelleRoll

    1 month ago

    Feels like someone’s already done this anyways.

  • 1

    David Dunk

    1 year ago

    Who said the pole had the tacks? They could become on ME!

    • 0

      Ellie

      1 year ago

      Nah Tacks HURT!! Ilike cheese anyway thogh I am 19

  • 1

    qdog

    2 years ago

    ok ok i get the first two witty ones but who ever said that they might have the pin out is RETARDED what use does a tack have withought a pin. oh ya im just gonna put this paper on the tack board using some glue alllllways recycle riiight no u just a cheap bastard

  • 1

    Diar

    2 years ago

    Dantdm

  • 1

    Yugabite

    2 years ago

    Kyaaa it hurts just thinking about it!

  • 1

    FireySpirit711

    2 years ago

    No matter which one you chose, they were both morbid

  • 1

    Soupah Mario

    2 years ago

    I AM CRINGING OUCH

  • 0

    cat

    1 month ago

    I could have full kevlar bodysuit thats liquidproof

  • 1

    saucypancakes

    3 years ago

    It says grate your upper arm

  • 1

    Sarah Labbé

    4 years ago

    Guys... you can have clothes on for the fireman pole... just make sure you're covered well

  • 1

    Chaotic_Narwhal

    4 years ago

    Slide the grater the wrong way

  • 1

    InquisitiveMind

    4 years ago

    Am i allowed to slide down naked with a thick cover wrapped around the pole?

  • 1

    asgth th

    4 years ago

    cheeeeeeeeeseeeeee

  • 1

    Frieder Haizmann

    5 years ago

    I readet tacos instead of tacs

  • 0

    Doug_Dimmadome

    1 month ago

    Never said how much you have to shred off

  • 1

    supdalat

    5 years ago

    They are tacks. They stick straight out. Chances are you will A)break them off B) bend them or C) get poked it the ass as long as you are careful

  • 1

    Lukas

    5 years ago

    These things need to be more specific. Which way are the tacks facing? How deep is the pool of alcohol? Can't I just jump out quickly? How much do I need to cheese grate my arm? How are the tacks even on the pole?

    • 1

      Kantoran

      5 years ago

      Which way do you think the tacks are facing you fucking idiot?

  • 1

    Ben Iglesia

    5 years ago

    Ow

  • 1

    asmodeu

    5 years ago

    At least I won't get a horrible infection which could get my upper arm amputated.

  • 1

    Harlamarl

    5 years ago

    It says cheese grate your entire upper arm but not grate it off just rub it over once

  • 1

    Josh Dickey

    5 years ago

    Use your shoes to knock off or bend the tacks when sliding before your hands even touch em

  • 1

    Shrapnel

    5 years ago

    Ahhh....my itch is gone.

  • 1

    Austin Gaffney

    5 years ago

    You dont have to really push hard with the cheese grater

  • 1

    Rikujin

    5 years ago

    you can slide down with just your hands

  • 1

    Nova

    5 years ago

    Car-hart jacket

  • 0

    TheDarkPoro

    2 months ago

    The poles aren't actually real

  • 0

    TheDarkPoro

    2 months ago

    The poles aren't actually real

  • 0

    TheDarkPoro

    2 months ago

    The poles aren't actually real

  • 0

    JARvIS3221

    3 months ago

    of cheese grating your upper arm would give your doctor some questions as to just why you did that and that would be painful.

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