And it would be like this for the rest of your life.
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Meadsey
Circle of Life is just so epic
Lucas Barbosa
yea but it's a little bit weird after you fart..
publicmasturbator123
*toot* ITS THE CIRRRRCCCLLLLLLLEEE OF LLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
coreyisme21
i'd laugh to much if i farted and circle of life blasted but then again funny as "shit"
Cody Dudash
*fart* Nants ingonyama bagithi Baba (That would be awesome!)
[deleted]
Can't burp
Laura McCafferty
Mufasa: Simba, I added you to one of my circles on Google+. Simba: Really? Which one? Mufasa: *farts* Let the rest come to you...lol
IAlwaseChooseBlue
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MR.PENA ALA VICIMAAAAAAAAAAA AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MR PENA AVICIMAAA AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Glaceon999
I burp less often. Btw... when I drink soda... IT'S A THRILLER THRILLER NIGHT *covers mouth* Excuse me.
Sbirini
Fact is, if you farted in a crowded elevator, it would be cool, but others would be unsure whether to sing along or to be disgusted.
s_ass
No but like, if the fart sound was the beginning of the circle of life...
fartface
i almost picked blue cause i love that song, and then i realized that i could no longer surprise my family with death bombs on long car trips. just no
gugugugu
RISING PETUNIA'S IN THE SAVAHANNA BLOWS!!!!
Brandon
ITS THE CIRCLE OF LIIIIIIIFFFEEE
sourcupcake123
haha i never burp
Deadpool
What would happen when you take a shit?
Luiz
the idea is so freaking funny xD
TheFracturedRuby
Fart theme music, what can be better than that
Saffx125
Tru
Madelaine
the lion king
ItzAlex YT
AHHHHHHHASPENNNNYAAQAA RIGHT
DeathSerpent
it's funny if you just ate meat ...
Bingo
Lucas Barbosa it didn't say AFTER it said WHEN... so it could possibly be during your fart...
Gree-Bi of Sir
Why would I want people to know why the room smells bad? Also, I think the thriller one should be funny.
Evalgra
CAUSE IT'S THE THRILLLERRRRRRR *BELCH*
oofles
I knew the songs but couldn't match them to their titles, so i googled them and instantly chose the fart one lol
Poohunter
*poot* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH KIIIIIIIIBBBBBBEEEEEEEEEEENYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABABBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANIIIIIIIIIICHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIBABAAAAAAAAAAAA
omnomnom18
*naaaaaaaaaaats Inginyomaaaaaaa (sorry for spelling)
Murad Taher
THAT WAS SO FUNNY IT WENT OF THE SCREEN... LIKE REALLY NO JOKE....
Chibs
You guys realize that's actually a tribal language in africa, and it literally translates to "It's a lion"
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You could never blame your farts on anyone else... but it would be hilarious to rip a silent one and suddenly have that play.
Nathan Matthew Bosch
ikr
googlieface24
it would be funny in a class room
Carter The Unimaginitive
same with red
setrakakan
This is fucking hilarious either way.
Jayden Senior
I LAUGHED WAY MORE THAN I SHOULD OF
Siempie
YAY IM NOT ALONE
Brendan
Think about those SBDs you want to pass in the library or on the subway, no need to call that amount of attention to yourself.
Felix Tadeo Dominguez Lopez
Both would be hilarious, honestly
Felix Tadeo Dominguez Lopez
Both would be hilarious, honestly
heythere
They don't know that the music is because you passed gas. They just know that it's playing.
Alex
I can burp when I want so Thriller when I want. Not bad.
Alex
What if everyone who voted for this question got what they voted for? Think about it...
Ashinox
I can burp on command... >:D
T.P.N
me to i could famous :3
Jereeeeemy
I never burp so it wouldn't effect me
Alx007
that would be such a waste
Nat
...can I please have both?
Nathan Matthew Bosch
defiantly would make them or enjoyable :D
Jiggyx42
Such a rebel. But I do have to say, I would rip one on the subway when the doors open
SOGGYKIWI
The circle of life is better than thriller
Anna Halgash
They would know you farted though.
KushoLion
So? Just gotta own it!
jedgar
Fucking love The Lion King.
Claudio
HAHAHAHAAHAHAH... what?
WeirdPedo
Why not both? *Cue Mexican music*
Isabella
*burp* THRILLAAAAAAA!
ALkellbell
I was just singing that song. It's the circle of life. And yesterday I sang thriller that's weird
zzzzxcvbygft
The fart thing cuz then I can yell SIIMBAAAAAAAAAAA!
hey519
This is such an awesome question
Patrick
There was a dillema?
michael62601
Peter griffin voice: HOLY CRAP
you RATHER FANATIC
Well farting is life…
ilovethedoctor77
*poot* ITS THE CIRCLE OF LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE!!!!
Joshua Brown
Circle of life all the way. Because it'll kill everyone in the room when I fart, causing the circle of life to come full circle.
icecreamjello
burping is more socially acceptable... and plus thriller is more badass
ReasonableRedditor
*PFfFfffFtTTT* ~It's the circle of life!~ "I shit, I eat, then I shit. It truly is-" *Smiles* HAPPY ENDING VS *burp* ~Cause this is Thriller!~ *Crickets* :'(
FireBall2Cool
?!
Cam06082003
What
blood storm
epic
ChooseCorrectly
*burp* Uh-O- HES GOT DA THRILLLLLLLLLLLLLLERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR THRILLERRRRRRRRRRRR NIGHTTTTTTTTTT
FireBall2Cool
I just burped, and imagined thriller playing :P :D it would be so FUNNY
NicoleEsteves
burp cause you can be like "uhm no i didn't burp i was just singing thriller smh" cause you know sounds come out of your mouth.. but how do you explain The circle of life coming out of your ass
RomanOfTheSky
If you had the Circle of Life play, nobody could hear it.
Bobby1331
What's the down side?
Fangirl For YouTube
THAT WOULD BE HILARIOUS OMG
RainbowDashie1990
Thriller for sure.
Anna_BeautyQueen
thriller! thriller night!
Question Master
Burping is less gross than farting.
Yoshi Element
*Fart* (The Circle of Liiiiiiiife!) "Epic."
Yoshi Element
Epic.
owen
'farted' = past tense dats onli 1ce
AstroWombat
Thrilling burps
Steven Conn
Its a thriller, thriller night haha
Ebony Pola
I HATE Michael Jackson
Madison Spisak
I picked anyone because I hardly ever burp or fart
Alex
Just imagining both of these is hysterical. XD
auburnstar
Come on guys, would you rather have Elton's awesome melody and Tim Rice's words every time or some psycho maniac? No contest!
Divinity
OMG I WISH I SEARCH CIRCLE OF LIFE B4 I CHOSE THRILLER KSFNJSNFSDADNSKJDNS
cyberpwnage
*belch* THRILLER! THRILLER NIGHT! seriously, the only way it could be more awesome is if zombies pop up, dance to it, and disappear when it's done... WOOOOOOH!
Tad Emerson White
"Hey Tony, I wanna dance! Burp for me?" Lol
FlatTopBob
I MY GOD I WANT BOTH
FlatTopBob
I MY GOD I WANT BOTH