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36% be confined to a wheelchair for the rest of your life and be able to have children

64% be able to walk but unable to have children

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Be confined to a wheelchair for the rest of your life and be able to have children
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Be able to walk but unable to have children

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  • 739

    randombob

    10 years ago

    No disability and no kids? Shit, where do I sign up?

  • 206

    Linkums

    10 years ago

    As long as I can still have sex.

    • 10

      Tommydude21

      8 years ago

      Well bitches love wheelchairs they get all the ladies :D

    • 1

      Masaomi

      8 years ago

      You took mine!!!

    • 2

      Bob

      7 years ago

      Same here i just want to have sex

    • 2

      L1L F1RE

      7 years ago

      Doesn't mean you cant have sex in a wheel chair. Just harder. However, I wanna change my answer cuz I don't really want kids. Cost too much. Too hard to take care of

    • 3

      Deandrea Myrick

      6 years ago

      I didnt like the thought of playin with my kids inna wheel chair hampers the fun

    • 1

      Annoying Dog

      6 years ago

      Same ;P

    • 8

      fartface

      5 years ago

      well everyone must be teens if they hate kids. youll feel different when you're old and grey, wishing u had grandkids to brighten your life...

    • 1

      1Dcrazy

      5 years ago

      That's so gross

    • 2

      hulk

      5 years ago

      Gross

    • 2

      Haruka Sekai

      5 years ago

      What the fuck

    • 0

      [deleted]

      2 years ago

      Disgusting. Get a life, loser.

  • 164

    Measly

    10 years ago

    Adoption is a wonderful thing.

    • 15

      bob

      9 years ago

      Fuck you

    • 5

      Oh Snap

      8 years ago

      Hey... Some of us may be adopted...

    • 0

      AmorNecis

      7 years ago

      Your point being?

    • 5

      Marcleine

      7 years ago

      I think so too. Its amazing how some people are just so accepting and open to the possibility of taking another child in as their own. There are plenty of kids that don't have a home

    • 5

      An NPC On Easy

      6 years ago

      @bob As an adopted child myself, I can assure you we're generally pretty good, loving and grateful little angels. Except for the pyromaniacs. Gonna need extra supervision with those ones.

    • 2

      Link63

      6 years ago

      @bob And for what reason do you fuck me for?

    • 1

      Gillbert100

      4 years ago

      i wanted to adopt anyway

  • 68

    Joseph

    10 years ago

    Who wants children?

    • 10

      Sammi

      8 years ago

      I want 6

    • 13

      axialgold

      8 years ago

      No offence to sammi, but seems like he/she want to ruin their life

    • 4

      Joaquin Keymer

      8 years ago

      who doesn't want to leave his surname for generations??

    • 2

      Zohar

      8 years ago

      I want!

    • 2

      J3 Omega

      7 years ago

      @Sammi I just pray the doctors staples your womans vagina shut before you get to six, there is no need for that many kids, and I will be damned if population control isn't in effect by the time your girl starts having six kids...

    • 1

      1Dcrazy

      5 years ago

      I want 4 kids

    • 1

      Beargghoster

      5 years ago

      Fuck you

    • 2

      Dinosam2010

      5 years ago

      I am a boy, so I can't even have children.

    • 0

      LokiSkywalker

      3 years ago

      I don’t want kids so this question is easier than cake or death

    • 0

      SpicyMeatball

      3 years ago

      @Joaquin Keymer go back to the 1300s, bub

    • 0

      [deleted]

      2 years ago

      Not me.

  • 51

    River_Song

    10 years ago

    ew babies no thanks

  • 39

    Katie

    9 years ago

    I hate children

    • 18

      abcdefg

      9 years ago

      But u were a child

    • 22

      wartpig

      8 years ago

      i fucking hated myself. anoying ass kid and his ninja turtles

    • 2

      Hayny

      8 years ago

      Oh, me too

    • 1

      Insane Crybaby

      6 years ago

      dude if you hate children you hate your self you were a kid once people maybe thought the same thing about you were little don't insult yourself and don't insult me (I'm a kid myself) don't be a selfish asshole you will get nowhere in life plus you need children to pass on your family name so your family is never forgotten soooo if you still hate children even though i told you why people need them then f*ck you , you selfish bastard -.-

    • 0

      Jboy7

      5 years ago

      This! ^^

    • 0

      haseeb

      3 years ago

      bro you are an ass hole

    • 0

      [deleted]

      2 years ago

      I am not too fond of children, either, especially in the 21st century, where parents are not even responsible enough for their children!

    • 1

      [deleted]

      2 years ago

      @haseeb Hey, it's his choice if he wants children or not. If you disapprove of that, tough luck. You cannot expect everyone to think the same way you do.

  • 33

    sonicscrewup

    9 years ago

    I don't want kids, so this is like curse versus blessing. Easy choice.

  • 26

    Horshwa

    9 years ago

    Adoption and you can still have sex

    • 0

      [deleted]

      2 years ago

      Sex for pleasure? What a loser, then. (Ironic since many male virgins are called losers, which is also misandrist, since female virgins were not called losers.)

  • 24

    Jordan

    9 years ago

    Fuck children, they're basically littler Hitlers anyway.

    • 4

      linkwarior5

      8 years ago

      A whate fucke?

    • 0

      Samuel Konah

      8 years ago

      so u were a little hitler wow and there are no such thing as good kids

    • 1

      werwar

      6 years ago

      Well without children humanity would die in a couple years because people won't be able to reproduce.

    • 1

      iambiancs

      6 years ago

      If you think the children are fuck, then so are you a fucked up adult. you wouldnt be born if your mother didnt want childrens.. do you know a thing for ''sacrifice''?

    • 0

      Insane Crybaby

      6 years ago

      well f*ck you to Jordan also a little not down here don't look if you don't wanna hear a kid swearing her little 13 year old ass off ROT IN HELL YOU PIECE OF SHIT YOU WERE A DAMN KID ONCE AND NOW YOU ARE INSULTING THEM DONT BE A F*CKING SELFISH F*CKER AND MAYBE YOU WILL GET SOMEWHERE IN YOUR PATHETIC THING YOU CALL YOUR LIFE!!!!!!

    • 0

      [deleted]

      2 years ago

      If parents discipline their children more, then they won't grow up to be "little Hitlers."

  • 23

    abcdefg

    9 years ago

    Why do so many ppl not want kids??

    • 19

      onisymph

      9 years ago

      because kids are fucking ugly and annoying as fuck

    • 13

      [deleted]

      8 years ago

      You can adopt too you know

    • 9

      downloader

      8 years ago

      because they are demon spawn

    • 7

      malacia

      8 years ago

      because people who go online are a lot younger and don't think about having children a lot

    • 3

      Ridge Wildharber

      8 years ago

      Onisymph you were a kid too you know...

    • 2

      iambiancs

      6 years ago

      onisymph, so what u basically mean is you are fucking ugly and was annoying as fuck until now? congrats.

    • 0

      Annygron8

      6 years ago

      I can adopt and play with them all I want. I'm actually really surprise 34% don't agree with this ._.

    • 0

      Jboy7

      5 years ago

      I'm kind of surprised that 64% chose red.

    • 0

      Euron Juuso

      4 years ago

      Why the fuck hate kids....

    • 1

      SpicyMeatball

      3 years ago

      they're annoying as hell and cost a lot of money to take care of. plus, we've already got overpopulation going on, so...

    • 0

      LokiSkywalker

      3 years ago

      They are annoying whiny And just not Pleasant to be around this question should’ve been called cake or death instead of parental handicap

    • 0

      [deleted]

      2 years ago

      If you think people choosing not to have kids is bad, look at what's happening in Planned Parenthood.

  • 20

    jack notman

    9 years ago

    well being gay really helped XD

  • 18

    EddieBobJoe

    9 years ago

    I can still have sex, plus I could adopt.

  • 14

    nicobellic1994

    9 years ago

    fuck children... (not meant literally)

  • 14

    mewlingquim

    9 years ago

    Don't want kids anyway.

  • 13

    Joshua Guss

    9 years ago

    Im bad so my children will be bad and probally pysh me down staurs just for a laugh

  • 12

    Patrick

    9 years ago

    ADOPTION :D

  • 11

    Violeta Ordonez

    9 years ago

    Dislike kids. Hated them even when I was a kid.

    • 1

      [deleted]

      4 years ago

      Sameeee.

    • 0

      SpicyMeatball

      3 years ago

      @Izabel then whyd you choose blue ????

    • 0

      [deleted]

      2 years ago

      @SpicyMeatball Because today, many children are not being raised properly and they become brats as a result.

  • 10

    Yegie Vestlam

    9 years ago

    fucking awesome no risk of kids from a broken condom

  • 9

    Luna

    9 years ago

    Plenty of children already out there who need homes.

    • 0

      [deleted]

      2 years ago

      And so many of them in America have been aborted.

  • 6

    Fawnithia CircusMons

    9 years ago

    TAVROS

    • 1

      Marcleine

      7 years ago

      I love you. I've been on this site for a while and I've never found another homestuck

  • 6

    VoltStar

    9 years ago

    I would much rather adopt a child in need then bring another one into the world.

  • 6

    Jeremy

    9 years ago

    I hate kids. Easy choice.

    • 0

      likethebaus

      8 years ago

      @conrad your mom

    • 0

      likethebaus

      8 years ago

      @conrad your mom

    • 0

      Adrian Thomas

      5 years ago

      so you hate your self, your parents, your friends, the leaders of nations, heros, and everyone else

    • 0

      [deleted]

      2 years ago

      @likethebaus Even as a person who insults people, particularly people who want sex for pleasure instead of for starting a family, your comment is really offensive.

  • 6

    TVG16

    9 years ago

    Sorry kids i love my ability to walk, run, and jog and things of that nature...no offense handicaps.

  • 6

    Crissy

    9 years ago

    Wheelchairs are fun =D

    • 22

      MyNameIsKali

      9 years ago

      They probably aren't very fun if that's your only way of mobility...

  • 5

    Carrie

    9 years ago

    thats not even a choice..

  • 5

    Shay Perkins

    9 years ago

    I do not want to have kids, but if I did sperm donor.

    • 0

      [deleted]

      2 years ago

      That's like saying "No, but yes." You are not making sense, here.

  • 4

    LumpySpacePrincess

    9 years ago

    Kids, no matter what. Babies all the way!

  • 4

    Cyberflix

    9 years ago

    I sware you people are all retarded.

    • 2

      Shelby

      8 years ago

      **swear.

    • 3

      KAQ

      7 years ago

      Cyberflix: We are retarded because we don't want kids? Quite frankly, I don't like the sound of crying, I don't want to have that responsibility because kids are a distraction, annoying most of the time, even when I was a kid.I don't like to be around people a lot of the time, and having kids would ruin that for me. So really, accept the fact that there are people out there that aren't like you and then deal with it you jerk. -KAQ

    • 0

      [deleted]

      2 years ago

      That was a lame thing to say. What is wrong with people choosing not to have children?

  • 4

    Lord English

    9 years ago

    I don't want children of my own.

    • 1

      loubob

      5 years ago

      i spy with my little eye a homestuck username

  • 4

    Sarah

    9 years ago

    I really don't care, just free birth control

  • 4

    .......SUPRISE......

    9 years ago

    no wasting cash on condoms woohoo

    • 0

      [deleted]

      2 years ago

      What a loser. Is sex the only thing you care about?

  • 4

    Caleb McCoy

    9 years ago

    Love children. But there's too many people on this earth as it is. We need another plauge(Only some get this reference)

  • 4

    animal42

    9 years ago

    Hell, I don't want children regardless.

  • 4

    Eric Reinecke

    9 years ago

    adoption. anyone who chose blue is retarded.

  • 4

    shawoltae

    9 years ago

    I don't like children anyway.

  • 4

    mindfreakz

    9 years ago

    why would you not want a wheelchair because u would beat people walking in a downhill race and put jetengines on the back of the wheelchair

  • 3

    Toothless

    7 years ago

    Wrong one.

  • 3

    Kody King

    8 years ago

    Children aren't just overrated, they're fucking annoying.

  • 3

    petrabaux

    9 years ago

    I'm a lesbian .-. I already can't have kids

  • 3

    Shuuji

    9 years ago

    Not having children either way.

  • 3

    Doyin Ogunsakin

    9 years ago

    I don't like children.

  • 3

    dukesofthelotus

    9 years ago

    Not gettin jiggy anyways. I8>

  • 3

    Alex60517

    9 years ago

    Wasn't too hard...

  • 3

    turtlebandit

    9 years ago

    I need my legs bc there's no way I can get away from the zombies in a zombie apocalypse if I'm in a wheelchair

  • 3

    MIJ

    9 years ago

    Only male of my siblings...

    • 4

      Avak8904

      9 years ago

      Because 1 person out of 7 billion will make a difference.

  • 3

    Mikaela

    9 years ago

    Foster care and adoption :3 I plan to do that anyway

  • 2

    James Adams

    5 years ago

    Just adopted :/ Easy enough and its underrated People don't tend to advertise that adopting gets you very normal children. Just most movies have children in orphanages who are villians. Kind of live Harry Potter - Voldemort - Tom riddle

  • 2

    iambiancs

    6 years ago

    Tbh, if you don't want children, then you don't know what ''sacrifice'' is and ''love''. be able to have kids is wonderful, when they grow up they'll take care of us. if we don't have kids who would take care of us when we grow up?.

    • 0

      Annygron8

      6 years ago

      I want trillion of children. But I want to be able to run/play with them aswell. Adoption is your friend :D

  • 2

    ForTheLoveOfArceus

    6 years ago

    *no disability* *adopts children* I'm done here.

  • 2

    asdf

    8 years ago

    Adoption. You can still have sex. And legs!

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