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57% Have all fingernails and toenails removed quickly

43% Deep papercuts on the webbing between each finger and toe slowly

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Have all fingernails and toenails removed quickly
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Deep papercuts on the webbing between each finger and toe slowly

Deep Cuts

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Either way it's gonna suck.

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567 comments

  • 622

    parisbelow

    9 years ago

    i just had a full body cringe. fuck this question!

    • 64

      Kenny

      7 years ago

      Me too.

    • 33

      Pseudonymous Bosch

      7 years ago

      Fuck you.

    • 91

      Ayrton Wickstead

      7 years ago

      I read the blue answer, shuddered a little, then read the red answer, looked in between my fingers, and cringed all down my spine. I was not prepared for this.

    • 36

      HanakoFujijima

      7 years ago

      I laughed at this comment. I'm a horrible person.

    • 29

      Apost1997

      7 years ago

      Suddenly LemonJuice

    • 3

      Iris C.

      6 years ago

      So did i ;----;

    • 18

      FurthestBen

      6 years ago

      Pfffff Get me a fuck load of painkillers with a few sleeping pills please

    • 9

      Kenny

      6 years ago

      I felt it too =[

    • 6

      Randy Bobandi

      6 years ago

      me too i hate this kind of shit

    • 7

      Billy_Glen

      6 years ago

      -__- Just idiot who make this fuck question.

    • 2

      Glaceon999

      6 years ago

      I can have anaesthetic.

    • 5

      Evalgra

      5 years ago

      I have an idea let's do this to Jim, see how HE likes it!

    • 2

      Brodie Solomon

      4 years ago

      me too holy crap

    • 2

      Shannon

      4 years ago

      @Glaceon999 - you can get anesthetics for deep paper cuts, too.

    • 0

      Keon

      4 years ago

      same OMG. I hate when that happens!

    • 0

      Ethan

      4 years ago

      same

    • 0

      ZARA02

      4 years ago

      This is a question that make me say... "DEFAQ?!" then just think how this is bad either way...

    • 4

      lachlan

      4 years ago

      dont read this if you cringe at this question. Dont tell me i didnt warn you. Imagine wedging a toothpick between your toenails and kicking it against the wall. When i first heard this i cringed so hard i fell over

    • 1

      lachlan

      4 years ago

      woops... i meant comment

    • 0

      Vanessa Garcia Torres

      4 years ago

      Same ugh

    • 0

      SilverAmethyst501

      4 years ago

      OH MY GOSHHHHHHHHHH SAME

    • 1

      StionoChants

      4 years ago

      Well fuck my sense in humor.... I laughed for 15 minutes before finally answering

    • 0

      Ashurenamek

      4 years ago

      GODDAMMIT

    • 0

      Sofia Dolan

      4 years ago

      Same its just so ugh

    • 0

      soalasgrim

      4 years ago

      I don't really care for nails so ]

    • 0

      MooseStache

      3 years ago

      suddenly we all work at a lemonade factory, too cheap to buy gloves.

    • 0

      Elik

      3 years ago

      same ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    • 0

      Charlie

      3 years ago

      Nails grow back, and I don't have to live with the trauma of slowly being cut to insanity.

    • 0

      Jumin

      3 years ago

      I cut anyways so.... ;p

    • 0

      avril :)

      3 years ago

      same

    • 0

      Shea

      3 years ago

      same. besides i have gotten my nails ripped off by a car door. Don't ask me how it just happened.

    • 1

      DudeUSuck

      3 years ago

    • 0

      master27

      3 years ago

      cant you just go to the docter? or hospital

    • 0

      nafaa

      3 years ago

      i agreed your right

    • 0

      camren

      3 years ago

      so did i

    • 0

      Aren

      3 years ago

      Lol what you mean?

    • 0

      [deleted]

      2 years ago

      One time i was very sick and when i got better my nails fell out it just felt weird.. and i had squishy fingers

    • 1

      KPopWolfGirls_Wolfy

      2 years ago

      Same....I picked the one you did just to comment.....

    • 0

      brosmartyhead

      2 years ago

      i almost puked just now

    • 0

      Meow

      2 years ago

      I just want nails to paint and hope the gals like it

    • 1

      Eleanor

      2 years ago

      What f0cking webbing?

    • 0

      ithinkimhollow

      1 year ago

      Yeah, no, this hurts me. Like... deeply.

    • 0

      OOF

      9 months ago

      Ugh help me!

    • 0

      dha

      7 months ago

      Paper..................................................................................................................... I don't care if I get a million dollars I'm not risking my webbing, ugh!

    • 0

      A literal goat

      5 months ago

      my entire body is in pain

  • 158

    eah

    10 years ago

    Paper cuts heal much faster then regrowing all fingernails and toenails.

    • 46

      Kuusou

      8 years ago

      They also hurt for far longer....

    • 23

      Thomas Charalambous

      7 years ago

      and regrowing nails would hurt in itself no protection and people scared of papercuts over all nails gone. Cup of concrete please

    • 15

      Advance

      7 years ago

      Healing time isn't the main factor. That's like saying you'd rather get ripped in half instead of poisoned just because you die faster. There's far more pain, and I'd rather be slightly uncomfortable for a long time than be in excruciating pain for a little while.

    • 7

      Giovanni Oliver

      7 years ago

      regrowing nails doesn't hurt. it just looks kinda wierd for a couple of weeks.

    • 10

      raphaelo008

      7 years ago

      this would you rather made me shiver

    • 13

      Six1Cynic

      7 years ago

      I once head my nails crushed by a door and then watched them fall out one by one. Trust me, the experience is more painful than papercuts.

    • 1

      Haley Southworth

      6 years ago

      It hurts like crazy growing your nails back because you have to pop them so they don't get infected

    • 1

      DeShaun Cortney Coleman

      5 years ago

      @Owen I think you chose the wrong answer...

    • 1

      Cindy

      4 years ago

      I can't stand anything that involves toenails/fingernails. It gives me shivers.

    • 0

      James

      4 years ago

      If any of you have had a splinter go waaaaaay up a finger nail, you understand the papercuts are the only way

    • 0

      Genevieve Williams

      4 years ago

      I do pointe which is dancing in special shoes on the very tips of your toes for you people who don't know, without toe nails I would be screwed

    • 1

      Ethan

      1 year ago

      yup

  • 42

    bluemoth44

    9 years ago

    This question makes me feel slightly sick >.<

    • 1

      Drew

      2 years ago

      If by slightly you mean ABOUT TO CRY I totalay agree

  • 12

    matthewvosen

    7 years ago

    I just shivered while reading these...

  • 12

    spencerbabe

    7 years ago

    There's more fingernails than webbings.

  • 11

    Rob Taylor

    7 years ago

    Having experienced having a fingernail removed (by a doorframe) I can say to all you choosing blue: "Y'all are idiots"

    • 1

      AceOfSpades

      7 years ago

      When i was a kid i got a door shut on my middle finger and cut my nail clean of, i feel your pain.

    • 1

      CherieBits

      4 years ago

      I've had both nails on my big toes removed. If there's the option of having it done in a surgical way (meaning we get the stuff that numbs the region), then I would absolutely pick that over the paper cuts, just because in the long run, I actually think it's quite nice not having nails.

  • 7

    MarkTheGr8

    8 years ago

    Fingernails and toenails removed? Would hurt like hell, and if they're actually removed, they wouldn't grow back. AND AUCH. And there's no such thing as a slow papercut. Paper only cuts when moved rather quickly.

  • 4

    Collie

    7 years ago

    This is the kind of questions where the different side voters unite through the common body cringe, rather than argue about the different options.

  • 4

    scubag

    7 years ago

    i would faint threw both so i ont give a shit

  • 4

    FavsCo

    8 years ago

    The other questions has REALLY got to hurt badly.

  • 4

    [deleted]

    8 years ago

    Ow either way, but... :T

  • 3

    Wayne Rooney

    6 years ago

    MUST. FIND. A. LOOPHOLE.

  • 3

    Mephiste

    6 years ago

    WHO IN THE NAME OF F**K MADE THIS QUESTION UP, JIGSAW?!

  • 2

    Dopaminecloud

    7 years ago

    Horrible question ;_; I don't want to decide

  • 2

    Chani Aviner

    7 years ago

    Wierd question!

  • 2

    spencerbabe

    7 years ago

    There's more fingernails than webbings.

  • 2

    Snapple

    8 years ago

    Papercuts in the webbing is like my biggest fear. screw that

  • 1

    Angellight

    2 years ago

    Heals faster

  • 0

    Amelia Bitch Sex

    1 month ago

    Period bitch

  • 1

    Cian Dolan

    2 years ago

    FUCK THIS QUESTION

  • 1

    olegi21

    4 years ago

    Papercuts aren't permanent but this is cringey as shit

  • 1

    hej

    4 years ago

    wow

  • 1

    Blackguard

    4 years ago

    Hard choice, but the blue option involves the pain of the nails growing back, the irritation of socks/shoes rubbing against it if you CAN wear them, and the higher possibility of infection or the nail growing back incorrectly.

  • 1

    X-Wolf

    4 years ago

    How do you get paper cuts slowly?

    • 0

      Bruhman908

      4 years ago

      By getting the corner of a sharp piece of paper quickly slicing you

  • 1

    dragonwolf

    4 years ago

    Your fingernails and toenails help with your support on the hands and feet. Without them you can't walk our pick up stuff normally, a darn shame it is. But with only slow cuts in the webbing compared to Jesus being hung on a cross, whipped with glass and other sharp objects bare skin. It makes it seem like a small price to pay.

  • 1

    teddabear

    5 years ago

    What is up with some of these questions

  • 1

    ethanmckean

    6 years ago

    I don't know if many of you know what it's like to have a nail ripped off but trust me and take the paper cuts

  • 0

    akram

    1 month ago

    i meant to take the blue one

  • 1

    Kiraaaa

    6 years ago

    This brought shivers to my spine and made me gag- this is so gross xc

  • 1

    emerica678

    6 years ago

    Steveo did it

  • 1

    cupcakekisses

    6 years ago

    Thanks for all those images.

  • 1

    ruhnettuh

    6 years ago

    reading this made me cringe.

  • 1

    Diego Ceasar

    6 years ago

    It's a paper cut. Wus

  • 1

    Alwin

    6 years ago

    I've had papercuts and I've had a fingernail removed. Trust me, you want the papercuts.

  • 1

    Apache Pieman

    6 years ago

    Paper cuts suck, but will most likely heal quickly and normally. All finger nails/toenails removed will result in some pretty messed up healing, and you'll most likely end up with disfigured nails if they even grow back at all (everything depends on how much of the nail matrix remains, as well as the integrity of the nail-bed tissue, which has a high chance of being damaged). The 53% of voters who chose blue are in for some serious shit.

  • 1

    DizzyWaddleDoo

    6 years ago

    Fuck papercuts

  • 1

    Izzy

    7 years ago

    Bbn

  • 1

    Ben

    7 years ago

    The pain of having your fingernails and toenails removed would be unbelievable. A few deep papercuts would really suck but they would heal fairly quick, I mean they did that on Jackass. Removing nails is a really common and very effective form of torture.

  • 1

    Gerald Gauthier

    7 years ago

    Toenails and fingernails dont grow back, cuts heal

    • 1

      AceOfSpades

      7 years ago

      Yea they do. Source i lost my middle finger nail at age 10.

  • 1

    Roast Toast

    7 years ago

    Have you ever had your nails ripped off? Not very pleasent. Papercuts? Nothing.

  • 1

    Bear

    7 years ago

    Have any of you lost a fingernail. I smashed my thumb in a car door and that shit hurt so badly.

  • 1

    Neil James Cunningha

    8 years ago

    who the fuck picked the nail one?! a papercut is nothing lol

  • 1

    Jordan Sextus-Jaden

    8 years ago

    How is it deep paper cuts? It's just paper I had plenty of those

  • 1

    Crissy

    8 years ago

    Ive had my nail ripped off before, it takes a little while to grow back, but hey, its not as painful.

  • 1

    Jakodi

    8 years ago

    same for me bluemoth44

  • 0

    caca de pajaro

    4 months ago

    que pasa

  • 0

    ApplePlayz

    4 months ago

    FUCK YOU

  • 0

    fortnitesuccs

    5 months ago

    I HATE YOU!

  • 0

    Owain Teale

    5 months ago

    fingering someone would be better

  • 0

    Levi

    5 months ago

    They never said you couldn't be asleep while it's happening.

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