A jail break is impossible and the death penalty would be by lethal injection.
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frank
Free food, room, and all I have to do is stay there and use the bathroom where everyone can see? Hell yeah.
Six1Cynic
Don't forget the fun shower rape moments and becoming someone's "wife" just for protection.
Kendall Walls
I'm a big guy I can handle myself... try to rape me you'll have another thing coming
Kim
i have issues with creepy people seeing my lower parts, especially if i was, you know, excreting. They feed you whatever you want before they kill you lol, not bad.
Travis
If you'r on death row then why would you even care about beating the crap out of somebody if they did anything to you, like stare at you while to took a dump.
lewis
LIFE IS ONLY 25 YEARS HAHHA IDIOTS
RiverSong
Well, if I can recall, there is a prison in Norway I think that is luxurious with television and comfy beds.
LeRageWaffle
@RiverSong Then it isn't a prison if they aren't being punished.
Katelyn Stimpson
A life sentence is only 25 years...it didn't say anything about there not being parole lol.
Adam
it doesnt say the life sentence it just says for life
Seth T
@Kendall Walls You ever hear of gang rape? Good luck fending off 3 or 4.
SomeGuy
Staph infections, poor medical treatment (if at all), dingy shit covered everything. It's no picnic. It's not death, so there's that, but life in prison is nothing to trivialize.
Justin Cole
@Kendall Yes, if they try to rape you they'll have another thing coming.
Zalem
@Six1Cynic That is just a stereotype in western prison media. Besides, do you know what the fuck a soap dispenser is? Here I thought we were in the 21th century.
Cheska Lesaca
I get to meet Red and escape like what happened in Shaw Shank Redemption
paarthurnax
get HIV positive tattooed on your ass
AwesomeJah
You won't have to suffer
Demolition Man
@paarthurnax Most ass-pounders in jail are already HIV positive, so it really wouldn't matter to them.
Mr.Mmiv
Personally i rather get raped my whole life than have a death penalty :P
Franklin Chen
In jail I'll train my ass to clench down on things real hard...
Kuusou
Prison is not as hospitable as most of you seem to think it is.
Crazy_Stan
the jails are like overprocted health centers so id rather take life besides we dont have death sentenc here so
98DragonMaster
don't forget to not drop the soap
magcargo101
The amount of time spent in death row before dying is shorter than 25 years.
kamichan
I'm from Norway, so this is probably better than living normally for me...
MR.POTATO
sorry,but iam afraid thata maniac will chop my balls off if i use the toilet
Cody Dudash
Better one jab in the arm than a couple thousand in the butt.
NoahSmeeth
No freedom?
Gray
@Cheska Lesaca The information said that a jailbreak is impossible.
Utah G
maybe my family will sign an appeal and ill get released
Leafy Bfdi
You swayed my vote.
ayeboiii
and sit in a room with little food, little privacy and slowly grow insane? yeah, i'm going with the needle in my shoulder and a quick and painless death then the want to kill myself in jail for the rest of my life
Samantha
Just don't drop the soap :P
narly
GET RAPED IN THE ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Deadforgood
What about those really nice prisons?
HotSarmals
You can also tatoo the prison plan on your body and escape.
GoDz_One_Man_Army
Uh that's not how it works...
IppeZ
you would not have anything to do
doobiedoobiedoo
yeah, and besides, the death penalty is non-existent as of this current century
Amelietheduck
it's not a walk in the park, you have to make your bed tight enough so a dime could bounce off it. the food is about as good as a big mac that got raped by a rat in the subway, and probably the worst of all NO WIFI
Luffy
A life sentence is 70 years...
Bluefoxx250
LOL FREE FOOD 4 LIFE YO
Derp
Think at Outlast...
Kaliyah
Or you could just have your rich friend bail you out
The Donut Pirate
But no have you SEEN the awesome prison in Norway? They have EVERYTHING.
KittiCat
Some prisons have nice houses and some have therapy pets. I'll be fine.
ben
kendall, is that other thing your dick or what?
Makenna
yeah but I wanna die
lol
@Riversong i have spent 2 years in that prison... its on an Island and its pretty chill. @LeRagewaffle even though its comfortable to live there, you are still restricted to "Bed times" cant see your friends, family or gf whenever you want to. you are stuck on this island... and that is plenty punishment....
Christian
School's basically prison, except without the learning part. Totally.
iblvicnfly
You live longer and your right Christian, school is prison
Simon
Agreed
Ellie
nah..
GriffinDoge420826
@Kim SAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
iwannapop
If only there was wifi too
sonic
the death is real hahahaha
PepperySeeker
@six1cynic that's only if you're good looking, a fugly looking guy would probably not get fondled too bad
Taylor
actually, life is 30 years
Matraph
Living is (almost) always better than dying. I'm too young to die.
Casdawe
@PepperySeeker man it sucks to be attractive than..
ezylemon
With the death penalty they give you a last meal which can be pretty much whatever you want.
The Truth
Escape from Jail or prison
Logan
This makes no difference
Oliver
totally correct u know
YGP
fuck off
Stolkmen
Now the thing is, I could be innocent (most likely since I never did anything bad in my life) so I would want an appeal. Getting killed would kind of end those hopes...
Demon1981
Its people like you that don't understand the concept what it says goes so there is no hope of being released
chrisfinley
@demon, when you are serving a life sentence, you are eligible for parole in 15 years.
Jon
@Chris: It says in the description "a jail break is impossible."
MichaelS
No where does it say that there is no chance of being released. You just won't be able to break out of prison.
Void
@MichaelS It says Go to jail for LIFE not serve a life sentence with hopes of being released.
Weeaboss
You realize you still get an appeal, even when you get the death penalty, right?
Katelyn Stimpson
The likelihood of you getting that appeal is very slim, depending on your crime.
Kuusou
You get the same exact treatment for being on death row except you normally don't have to deal with the general population.
ginny weasly
as long as its not alcatraz, we are all fine.
ImHuntero
Has anybody heard of the show Prison Break........ yeah
ImHuntero
Has anybody heard of the show Prison Break........ yeah
Thomas Baja
Ill plea insane
Thomas Baja
Ill plea insane
snowman
It says for life you idiot... No matter what you're stuck
ZackAttackz
I would be old
Fernando Olmedo
Who said this was using US law??
ben
qhat if the appeal is denied. then you get to have those fond memories before you die of being butt raped every day in the shower
aanda_tv
Jail for life means jail FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE
aanda_tv
Jail for life means jail FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE
aanda_tv
Jail for life means jail FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE
aanda_tv
Jail for life means jail FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE
DRAGONDXZ
Yea, It said no escape, but u could still b released if found inocent!
Logan
@Stolkmen it says youre not innocent
Violeta Ordonez
Jail for life. I'd try to escape or appeal
Kairos
Well, prison food is garbage, while death row gets a last meal request
Captain Guac
@Kairos as I do agree, some countries do not give the last meal request
VoltStar
Its easy to say that Jail for life would be easier, but think about it, in jail you dont have any access to technologies that you would as a free person, and you can only see friends/family when they feel like coming to visit. If the sentence is for life, just choose death, that way tax payers dont have to pay to keep you alive.
werpo318
Finally someone who understands ! Did you know more money is spent funding prisons/jails than on educating children.
Kimberly
It's actually more expensive to execute someone than it is to imprison them for life.
DanishCheeseKing
I live in a country where our jails are heavens and life sentences only last 21 years...
Kikira
I'm already suicidal
Corey
Calm down buddy. we don't want your optimistic attitude on life rubbing off on everyone.
Franky Grimme
Hahaha oh Kikira I like your style xD
joao
In sweden the jails are awesome
JostePoP
Yeah, I'm from Norway and here you get like a flat screen TV and a private shower...
Joker
You'll eventually suicide in jail
DanishCheeseKing
No...
Skylar
Almost everything is free when you are a prisoner. Library, gym, food, TV, and no taxes.
Just the Tip
Also the free RAPE.
Skylar
I will make sure that part doesn't happen.
matis
I doubt you'd get raped in EU prison
Mackenzie
You wouldn't have to suffer!
NOPE.jpg
Free stuff>Death
DerpWolfGaming
@NOPE.jpg have fun with all the free butt rape.
Jacob
Life>Death
iBoard
death>buttfun
matis
why does everyone assume it has to be US prison?
Jacob
This is a bit freaky. I was going to write exactly that. But in the end I modified it to "Life >". I have nothing to do with this other Jacob person (except if this is a serious case of amnesia).
Jess Blaze
The women jails here are nice from what I been told
Sean Thomas Dickie
As much as I would rather have death by firing squad, I'd still go with lethal injection.
Castiel
I would begin a tutoring service so that people can get a nice job when they leave prison. Maybe if we have enough library time, I could start a little book club! Just because I can't leave doesn't mean I can't help other people. (Yes, I love tutoring. It feels so rewarding when someone finally understands a topic)
Badfella
I'd take the electric chair over getting buttraped any day of the week.
Josh Herrin
Ppl stay in prison for years b4 they get the death penalty, so u would still be ass raped
NOPE.jpg
First off, not many people are actually raped in prison, and secondly it's lethal injection, not electric chair.
xPoseidon
jail is not so bad these days...
KuperGames
That day I choose the death penalty over the foot long lol
Ryab
Jail for life is never truly for life, often they are let out after 15 years or so.
Ethan Kalhs
i would rather not be raped in jai all the time
very mad guy
Good job stereotyping. Do some actual research next time
Mossy
Damn it, fuck injections.
Becky
I don't like injections but it's better than being raped
Katie
Jail isn't near as bad as prison you retards. Free food, medical care, tv, etc.? Hell yeah.
chickedy2534
Quick, painless death vs. being raped over and over again. Hmmm...
Christian
If I'm guilty. If I'm innocent I'm taking prison on the chance I could get out.
GareBear
He never said solitary. I'm assuming this is a medium-security prison. I could even work my way up, with good behavior and a recommendation from a psychiatrist, to a minimum-security. From there I could live, perhaps not a normal, but certainly some sort of life. Plus, years of free room, free food, and all the time to read original manuscripts and study history? Yes please.
Hallvard Killingberg
I live in Norway b*tches
Chara Dreemurr
I live in Norway...
SonOfTheSea02
There is actually some very nice prisons out there. Seriously, search it up.
Everestkid
They will ask you what you want for your final meal. People ask for ridiculous things, and they are usually given them. We're talking 5-course meals here.
Zacharie Alan Herron
I know someone who is in jail for life, and he's trusted by the state now for showing good behavior. He's allowed to go to schools to talk to kids about the decisions they make so they don't end up where he is. He gets to stay in the governor's mansion, I think. I know he works there. Living that way is better than dying without redemption.
Chiska Ankers
At lest you get an xbox etc. in British prisons...
AceTheEpic
Parole
Charthegurl
I'm not suicidal, but I don't have a will to live. I would never kill myself, but if I were gonna die I would just let it happen. I don't understand the fear of death. You're dead nothing matters to you. TL;DR: Not suicidal, but would rather die than suffer.
Amanda
Fun fact: in norway the worst punishment you can get is 21 years in jail
[deleted]
I always drop the soap when showering at home, so...
peterkandel67
If you get the death penalty you'll probably get injection which has three ingredients the stuff that kills you puts you to sleep and nuns the pain but in jail you get a lifetime of dicks up your ass
ExhaustedRuins
the death penalty was banned in my state so haahahaaa
Mike Stewart
You guys realize its for life you never get out there's no parole no getting out you are staying in there
Sophia
Who would want to waste there life rotting away in jail when you can just FREAKEN' GO TO HEAVEN (more likely since you committed a crime you would go to hell)
Godly Fedora
Anit no 'body' got time for dat!
Munkie
If you go to jail for life, you can try to escape so yeah.
harrybuch
Listen. The guys said no JAILBREAK. That means escaping illegaly. If you are innocent that means you could go for an appeal because that not jailbreaking. If you dont get that go for a presidential pardon still, not jailbreaking. Also he didnt say anything about no parole. So if all fails (which probobly wouldnt considering the circumstances) you could do you time. Behave. And wait for parole. If you make youself look all guilty and woah is me im so sorry attitude. You could win it. He said no jailbreaking. Nothing about appeals, pardons, or paroles.
Roderius
For everyone who is saying that you get raped in prison, this might be right from where you come but there are many prisons which are extremely luxury and their inmates do not buttrape you! PROS OF LIFETIME IN PRISON: You've got food for free, you have mostly nothing to do, there are many free time activities and it is possible that you become a better person! CONS OF LIFETIME IN PRISON: You do not see your friends or family often, you are jailed, you do not have sex often, you have mostly nothing to do and probably most of your inmates are dicks! PROS OF BEING DEAD:- CONS OF BEING DEAD: YOU ARE DEAD!
moist hammock
Do I get to commit the crime?
Chambo
I live in Norway so....
Varkarrus
I have no idea what girls prisons are like, but still better than dying.
Joseph Shields
life is only about 25 years in prison less for good behaviour etc. i get free sex coz im bi free food tv etc and can get college degrees and shit... sign me up
Ziah
I'll make some friends and start a random musical in jail. 100000000x better than high school musical
Xifihas
Get it over with
Urather16
Well if it is like shawshank prison ten ill take death. But if it is like the green mile then ill take life in prison
King_Cunt_Fucker
There's a difference between jail and prison.
goatooctopus
id rather go to jail... because if i die my family and friends would be miserable. it would be better in jail
Lincoln Coronado
they would be miserable anyways
[deleted]
Death comes either way. Not even sure if you could meet them from jail