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46% Own a pocket-sized giraffe

54% Own a pocket-sized elephant

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Own a pocket-sized giraffe
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Own a pocket-sized elephant

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Here, pocket-sized means about the size of a normal house cat.

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  • 247

    Hugh Pegan

    4 years ago

    FUCK YEAH ELEPHANTS! feed him peanut crumbs and shit. Hell yeah.

    • 24

      karefree

      3 years ago

      Totally love your comment. I was thinking the same thing.

    • 62

      Lozenge

      3 years ago

      I would never feed shit to my elephant.

    • 20

      Facefarm

      3 years ago

      I picked blue, and now I want to get asked this question again to say red

    • 9

      97ajf

      3 years ago

      Yeah small vaccum

    • 3

      James Tanner

      3 years ago

      hugh u r so clever and intelligent i admire u arrogance

    • 8

      Dotted

      3 years ago

      If the weight is equal to a normal elephant, I would not choose that.

    • 3

      T.P.N

      3 years ago

      Elephants hate peanuts.

    • 11

      Cody Dudash

      2 years ago

      Am I the only one who thought of Spy Kids two when I read this, I want a pocket sized spider-monkey!

    • 2

      Mike

      2 years ago

    • 1

      Jack

      2 years ago

      O heeeeeeell ya

    • 3

      PapiDimmi

      2 years ago

      I'm allergic to peanuts :(

    • 4

      Guus Diejie

      2 years ago

      giraffe's can break easly

    • 5

      MeGustaL0T

      2 years ago

      Has no one thought of this yet? Use elephants as Science Project every year and use them as Nerf Gun (Stuff em wit peanuts) Use them as vacuum (Squeeze them to empty them out) Use them for the Hard-To-Reach spots in the shower. Girls can't resist Tiny Cute things. Besides Elephants can stick their tusks into any one's ass. POCKET-KNIFE-ELEPHANT!! Giraffe is good for one thing only...................................................................................................................................................................................................................Scrubbin Shit :3

    • 3

      Rathererer

      2 years ago

      I would feed my giraffe the shit that my parents give me for dinner

    • 4

      Glaceon999

      2 years ago

      Was about to pick giraffe then I saw that comment... HELL YEAH ELEPHANTS

    • 3

      popcorn

      8 months ago

      *claps*

    • 4

      Aidan

      8 months ago

      You would not be able to have an elephant in the house. It did say that it was a small elephant, but not a light one. Giraffes are lighter.

    • 1

      R3D

      8 months ago

      HAHA

    • 2

      Magnus M.

      8 months ago

      If youre not careful the giraffes neck may snap.

    • 1

      Crackers

      7 months ago

      i am not dealing with its loud trunk

    • 2

      Alejandro Martinez

      7 months ago

      right???????

    • 2

      Finland

      6 months ago

      YOU ARE DUMB

    • 0

      KatPatat

      5 months ago

      FCK NO GIRAFFES OKAY

    • 0

      Hollyleaf

      4 months ago

      screw elephants

    • 0

      chemist

      4 months ago

      the tusk's gonna bother you loke a gravel in your shoes

    • 0

      lbdBG

      4 months ago

      Shit? then hes ded

    • 1

      IceCream

      3 months ago

      Bang elephants all day look at him eat tiny crackers

    • 1

      RomanOfTheSky

      3 months ago

      Just because it's pocket-sized doesn't mean it weighs less.

    • 0

      BlueKnight2035

      2 months ago

      never said the elephant would way less just said it would be pocket sized.................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................loooooooooool...................................................

    • 0

      lamp18

      2 weeks ago

      wtf so many votes on giraffe? its hard to domesticate a animal like that,

  • 41

    KatieSmurf

    4 years ago

    Puppy sized elephants! Nerdfighters for the win!!!!!

    • 14

      Conner Davis

      4 years ago

      You must post this on a nerdfighters video.

    • 13

      Callie

      4 years ago

      DFTBA!

    • 5

      Ryan Park

      3 years ago

      it would be a different story with two pocket sized giraffes! dftba

    • 7

      shelby

      3 years ago

      DFTBA!!!!!

    • 2

      Lydia Thompson

      2 years ago

      Nerdfighteria ftw!

    • 1

      CraftMoreCake

      4 months ago

      I like both, but I would NOT be responsible for a mini giraffe. It's neck could snap. But the elephant..... AWESOME TRUNK FOR THE WIN!!! Mini trunk=my new alarm clock XD

  • 18

    Shawn

    4 years ago

    Puppy-sized elephants! EFF YEAH NERDFIGHTERS.

  • 17

    Chautel Jackson

    3 years ago

    Since when is pocket-sized the same as the size of a house cat?

  • 16

    Kerandir

    4 years ago

    OFC the elephant. Have u ever seen what happened to headphone in a pocket? Poor giraffe.

    • 3

      ಠ_ಠ

      4 years ago

      it says that pocket sized is the size of a house cat

    • 18

      Jerry Jerryson

      4 years ago

      ಠ_ಠ He might be a giant with massive pockets.

    • 3

      Akcrumley

      4 years ago

      How do you do the eyes thing???

    • 8

      Simon

      4 years ago

      ಠ_ಠ skills.

    • 2

      Puppyblogs

      4 years ago

      ಠ_ಠ You don't know how to do this? Also, I believe a Pocket-Sized Giraffe would be wonderful because I wouldn't leave ELEPHANT TON POOP everywhere. :3 Elephants need to eat up to 600 pounds of food per day. If this is a fully-grown pocketsized elephant, it needs all that. Giraffes only need 75 pounds.

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      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

      2 years ago

      yeah how do you do the eyes

    • 3

      askMe

      2 years ago

      new question: Would you rather ಠ_ಠ or ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • 0

      Lauren

      7 months ago

      a pocket sized ton a poop easily cleanable

  • 11

    Nick

    4 years ago

    ELEEEEEEEEPHANTS, fuck no.

    • 0

      Deathlake9

      6 months ago

      Why giraffes elephants are cool and they can squirt water (mini water pistol)

  • 11

    Stolkmen

    4 years ago

    I WOULD LOVE TOO!!!

  • 6

    Joker

    4 years ago

    If you lost a giraffe you would never know where it went because it makes no fucking noises.

  • 6

    BlooporialDude

    4 years ago

    Having my giraffe walking around the house, my friend's like, "WASDAT?!" and I'm like, "My pet giraffe. Great story.

  • 4

    Gabriel Brunk

    3 years ago

    An elephant would be harder to break.

  • 3

    Andrew

    3 years ago

    I'd prefer a puppy sized elephant. DFTBA

  • 3

    Colby Brown

    3 years ago

    Puppy sized elephants are pocket-sized giraffes who love pocket-sized giraffes... Hmm, this one is tough, but both are equally Nerdfightastic. DFTBA!

  • 3

    IIMzBoss

    4 years ago

    Eats all My Veggies For Me

  • 3

    Morgan Marie

    4 years ago

    hardest question. i want both. the mini elephant in despicable me and the mini giraffe from the direct tv commercial

  • 0

    luis

    1 day ago

    wey

  • 2

    Aaron.Campbell1

    2 years ago

    Who the fuck fits a regular sized house cat in their pocket?

  • 2

    David Schultz

    2 years ago

    Elephants suck, GIRAFFES!

  • 2

    bjorn

    3 years ago

    already have one, but its made of wood :C

  • 0

    ProtoZoa

    1 week ago

    itd look like mah penor

  • 2

    James

    3 years ago

    Either way you have shit in your pants

  • 2

    Emily

    3 years ago

    PUPPY SIZED ELEPHANTS FTW!

  • 2

    Cameron

    3 years ago

    Puppy sized elephants would have the evolutionary advantage of cuteness

  • 2

    TurdleCakes

    3 years ago

    If only it was a puppy-sized elephant...

  • 2

    Gauldur Blacksoul

    3 years ago

    Rather have a unicorn...

  • 2

    xereeto

    4 years ago

    both please!

  • 0

    sparklyvampires

    2 weeks ago

    that is NOT pocket sized and if it is to anyone i would like to see their pockets

  • 1

    Roberts Laimite

    6 months ago

    I think a pocket sized tiger would be better

  • 0

    ghost kitty donuts

    3 weeks ago

    Even baby elephants can crush you...

  • 0

    Kira

    4 weeks ago

    I would LOVE To have an elphant in my pocket because you can have a little toot and squeak come from him!!!!

  • 0

    LizbethLikestoGuess

    1 month ago

    HOW COULD YOU PEOPLE CHOOSE OVER A GIRAFFE

  • 0

    Spacerum

    1 month ago

    Who wouldn't?

  • 0

    masturbation

    1 month ago

    pocket dildo

  • 0

    hhgirl27

    1 month ago

    giraffe because that elephant would still be heavy REALLY HEAVY

  • 0

    FlareZMann

    1 month ago

    i would live with tusk instead of cube kirin

  • 0

    remy

    1 month ago

    free showers

  • 0

    Randomkid

    1 month ago

    hahaha its a giraffe! (spongebob refrence)

  • 0

    leonarth

    1 month ago

    elephants are more inteligent.

  • 1

    Storm

    2 years ago

    Little giraffe from the direct tv commercial

  • 0

    CheezyChez

    1 month ago

    John Green knows that red is the correct answer

  • 1

    Gravity

    2 years ago

    Giraffe! Adorable-ness! I have always really loved giraffes :3

  • 1

    ndjukic

    2 years ago

    Giraffe is bigger, so, when you lift her up, she can see things and tell you what's there :3

    • 0

      Zeben

      2 years ago

      So the giraffe can talk now

  • 1

    Adam Kakos

    3 years ago

    Cats are not "pocket sized"

  • 1

    herpderp

    3 years ago

    I've decided to make a list of pros and cons. Giraffe- Pros: He's a giraffe. Cons: Breaks easily Elephant- Pros: He's an elephant Cons: Loud and eats more.

  • 1

    john117

    3 years ago

    i could be like the action bunnies

  • 1

    Anju

    3 years ago

    little giraffe, less noise than a little elephant.

  • 1

    jessieely

    3 years ago

    PUPPY SIZED FREAKING ELEPHANT

  • 1

    Ethan Kalhs

    4 years ago

    i would like a pocet sized hippo like in that psa for canada

  • 1

    Chewsonthemove

    4 years ago

    due to the way the giraffe's blood flows, it being pocket sized would probably end up with it dead after 12 hours...

  • 1

    Dustin Epstein

    4 years ago

    Giraffes don't do much but Elephants can put water in their snout and such toss up but red wins

    • 0

      Chewsonthemove

      4 years ago

      to be fair giraffes can run really freaking fast and can also kill almost every animal (except other giraffes, elephants, and rhinos) with a single kick...

  • 1

    Crissy

    4 years ago

    Daw, Girrafes are awesome, but pitiful creatures.

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