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46% Own a pocket-sized giraffe

54% Own a pocket-sized elephant

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Own a pocket-sized giraffe
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Own a pocket-sized elephant

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Here, pocket-sized means about the size of a normal house cat.

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  • 291

    Hugh Pegan

    5 years ago

    FUCK YEAH ELEPHANTS! feed him peanut crumbs and shit. Hell yeah.

    • 29

      karefree

      4 years ago

      Totally love your comment. I was thinking the same thing.

    • 75

      Lozenge

      4 years ago

      I would never feed shit to my elephant.

    • 26

      Facefarm

      4 years ago

      I picked blue, and now I want to get asked this question again to say red

    • 9

      97ajf

      4 years ago

      Yeah small vaccum

    • 3

      James Tanner

      4 years ago

      hugh u r so clever and intelligent i admire u arrogance

    • 8

      Dotted

      4 years ago

      If the weight is equal to a normal elephant, I would not choose that.

    • 6

      T.P.N

      4 years ago

      Elephants hate peanuts.

    • 12

      Cody Dudash

      3 years ago

      Am I the only one who thought of Spy Kids two when I read this, I want a pocket sized spider-monkey!

    • 3

      Mike

      3 years ago

    • 1

      Jack

      3 years ago

      O heeeeeeell ya

    • 3

      PapiDimmi

      3 years ago

      I'm allergic to peanuts :(

    • 4

      Hotpies

      3 years ago

      giraffe's can break easly

    • 5

      MeGustaL0T

      3 years ago

      Has no one thought of this yet? Use elephants as Science Project every year and use them as Nerf Gun (Stuff em wit peanuts) Use them as vacuum (Squeeze them to empty them out) Use them for the Hard-To-Reach spots in the shower. Girls can't resist Tiny Cute things. Besides Elephants can stick their tusks into any one's ass. POCKET-KNIFE-ELEPHANT!! Giraffe is good for one thing only...................................................................................................................................................................................................................Scrubbin Shit :3

    • 4

      Rathererer

      3 years ago

      I would feed my giraffe the shit that my parents give me for dinner

    • 5

      Glaceon999

      3 years ago

      Was about to pick giraffe then I saw that comment... HELL YEAH ELEPHANTS

    • 3

      popcorn

      1 year ago

      *claps*

    • 6

      Aidan

      1 year ago

      You would not be able to have an elephant in the house. It did say that it was a small elephant, but not a light one. Giraffes are lighter.

    • 1

      R3D

      1 year ago

      HAHA

    • 3

      Magnus M.

      1 year ago

      If youre not careful the giraffes neck may snap.

    • 1

      Crackers

      1 year ago

      i am not dealing with its loud trunk

    • 2

      Alejandro Martinez

      1 year ago

      right???????

    • 2

      Finland

      1 year ago

      YOU ARE DUMB

    • 1

      KatPatat

      1 year ago

      FCK NO GIRAFFES OKAY

    • 0

      Hollyleaf

      1 year ago

      screw elephants

    • 0

      chemist

      1 year ago

      the tusk's gonna bother you loke a gravel in your shoes

    • 0

      lbdBG

      1 year ago

      Shit? then hes ded

    • 1

      IceCream

      1 year ago

      Bang elephants all day look at him eat tiny crackers

    • 1

      RomanOfTheSky

      1 year ago

      Just because it's pocket-sized doesn't mean it weighs less.

    • 0

      BlueKnight2035

      1 year ago

      never said the elephant would way less just said it would be pocket sized.................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................loooooooooool...................................................

    • 0

      lamp18

      1 year ago

      wtf so many votes on giraffe? its hard to domesticate a animal like that,

    • 1

      I.M.A.SMURT.GAI

      1 year ago

      Although yes it has said that there will be a tiny elephant, does that mean that it loses its weight?

    • 1

      I'll follow the sun

      11 months ago

      Ohh! How adorable! Pocket-sized animals!

    • 0

      BORF

      8 months ago

      it doesn't say it would way any less

    • 1

      Alexa

      4 months ago

      NO FUCK ELEPHANTS

    • 1

      Alexa

      3 months ago

      Giraffes have long necks. ELEPHANTS SUCK.

    • 0

      Bob.3electric

      3 weeks ago

      Don't you think the neck would look cool? or would you prefer a fat grey vacuum

  • 44

    KatieSmurf

    5 years ago

    Puppy sized elephants! Nerdfighters for the win!!!!!

    • 14

      Conner Davis

      5 years ago

      You must post this on a nerdfighters video.

    • 13

      Callie

      5 years ago

      DFTBA!

    • 5

      Ryan Park

      4 years ago

      it would be a different story with two pocket sized giraffes! dftba

    • 7

      shelby

      4 years ago

      DFTBA!!!!!

    • 2

      Lydia Thompson

      3 years ago

      Nerdfighteria ftw!

    • 1

      CraftMoreCake

      1 year ago

      I like both, but I would NOT be responsible for a mini giraffe. It's neck could snap. But the elephant..... AWESOME TRUNK FOR THE WIN!!! Mini trunk=my new alarm clock XD

  • 20

    Chautel Jackson

    4 years ago

    Since when is pocket-sized the same as the size of a house cat?

  • 18

    Shawn

    5 years ago

    Puppy-sized elephants! EFF YEAH NERDFIGHTERS.

  • 17

    Kerandir

    5 years ago

    OFC the elephant. Have u ever seen what happened to headphone in a pocket? Poor giraffe.

    • 4

      ಠ_ಠ

      5 years ago

      it says that pocket sized is the size of a house cat

    • 18

      Jerry Jerryson

      5 years ago

      ಠ_ಠ He might be a giant with massive pockets.

    • 3

      Akcrumley

      5 years ago

      How do you do the eyes thing???

    • 8

      Simon

      5 years ago

      ಠ_ಠ skills.

    • 3

      Puppyblogs

      5 years ago

      ಠ_ಠ You don't know how to do this? Also, I believe a Pocket-Sized Giraffe would be wonderful because I wouldn't leave ELEPHANT TON POOP everywhere. :3 Elephants need to eat up to 600 pounds of food per day. If this is a fully-grown pocketsized elephant, it needs all that. Giraffes only need 75 pounds.

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      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

      4 years ago

      yeah how do you do the eyes

    • 3

      askMe

      3 years ago

      new question: Would you rather ಠ_ಠ or ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • 0

      Lauren

      1 year ago

      a pocket sized ton a poop easily cleanable

  • 13

    Nick

    5 years ago

    ELEEEEEEEEPHANTS, fuck no.

    • 0

      Deathlake9

      1 year ago

      Why giraffes elephants are cool and they can squirt water (mini water pistol)

    • 0

      Alexa

      3 months ago

      Giraffes don't get messed with by lions. TALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL thingy.

    • 0

      Amber Erbezci

      2 months ago

      They are way cuter and having a giraffe is way cuter

  • 12

    Stolkmen

    5 years ago

    I WOULD LOVE TOO!!!

  • 8

    BlooporialDude

    5 years ago

    Having my giraffe walking around the house, my friend's like, "WASDAT?!" and I'm like, "My pet giraffe. Great story.

    • 1

      Pyrocynical

      1 year ago

      Having my elephant walking around the house, my friend's like, "WASDAT?!" and I'm like, "My pet elephant. Great story.

  • 7

    Joker

    5 years ago

    If you lost a giraffe you would never know where it went because it makes no fucking noises.

  • 5

    Gabriel Brunk

    5 years ago

    An elephant would be harder to break.

  • 5

    Gauldur Blacksoul

    5 years ago

    Rather have a unicorn...

  • 4

    Andrew

    4 years ago

    I'd prefer a puppy sized elephant. DFTBA

  • 4

    Colby Brown

    4 years ago

    Puppy sized elephants are pocket-sized giraffes who love pocket-sized giraffes... Hmm, this one is tough, but both are equally Nerdfightastic. DFTBA!

  • 4

    IIMzBoss

    5 years ago

    Eats all My Veggies For Me

  • 3

    Aaron.Campbell1

    3 years ago

    Who the fuck fits a regular sized house cat in their pocket?

  • 3

    David Schultz

    3 years ago

    Elephants suck, GIRAFFES!

  • 3

    bjorn

    4 years ago

    already have one, but its made of wood :C

  • 3

    Morgan Marie

    5 years ago

    hardest question. i want both. the mini elephant in despicable me and the mini giraffe from the direct tv commercial

  • 0

    madcat

    1 week ago

    Easier to feed....

  • 2

    James

    4 years ago

    Either way you have shit in your pants

  • 2

    Emily

    5 years ago

    PUPPY SIZED ELEPHANTS FTW!

  • 2

    Cameron

    5 years ago

    Puppy sized elephants would have the evolutionary advantage of cuteness

  • 2

    TurdleCakes

    5 years ago

    If only it was a puppy-sized elephant...

  • 2

    xereeto

    5 years ago

    both please!

  • 0

    grolarbearsarelife

    2 weeks ago

    Elephants are smarter

  • 0

    PokeMasterDPK

    2 weeks ago

    Giraffe! A small giraffe would be adorable! (ignoring the size of a house cat thing)

  • 0

    subodh

    1 month ago

    2 things density and the size

  • 1

    MCRUndertalegirl

    1 year ago

    that is NOT pocket sized and if it is to anyone i would like to see their pockets

  • 0

    Djabilong

    1 month ago

    Gimme a tiny Dumbo please. Then I'll let him loose to wreak hell among the pigeons, pillaging their villages, burning their houses and raping their women. Dumbo the Burninator, fuck yeah.

  • 1

    Roberts Laimite

    1 year ago

    I think a pocket sized tiger would be better

  • 0

    Ew.

    1 month ago

    this is even harder than choosing between my 2 brothers.... oops

  • 1

    Storm

    3 years ago

    Little giraffe from the direct tv commercial

  • 1

    Gravity

    3 years ago

    Giraffe! Adorable-ness! I have always really loved giraffes :3

  • 1

    ndjukic

    3 years ago

    Giraffe is bigger, so, when you lift her up, she can see things and tell you what's there :3

    • 0

      Zeben

      3 years ago

      So the giraffe can talk now

  • 1

    Adam Kakos

    4 years ago

    Cats are not "pocket sized"

  • 1

    herpderp

    4 years ago

    I've decided to make a list of pros and cons. Giraffe- Pros: He's a giraffe. Cons: Breaks easily Elephant- Pros: He's an elephant Cons: Loud and eats more.

  • 1

    john117

    4 years ago

    i could be like the action bunnies

  • 1

    Anju

    5 years ago

    little giraffe, less noise than a little elephant.

  • 1

    jessieely

    5 years ago

    PUPPY SIZED FREAKING ELEPHANT

  • 1

    Rina

    5 years ago

    Giraffes ALL THE WAY

  • 1

    Ethan Kalhs

    5 years ago

    i would like a pocet sized hippo like in that psa for canada

  • 1

    Chewsonthemove

    5 years ago

    due to the way the giraffe's blood flows, it being pocket sized would probably end up with it dead after 12 hours...

  • 1

    Dustin Epstein

    5 years ago

    Giraffes don't do much but Elephants can put water in their snout and such toss up but red wins

    • 0

      Chewsonthemove

      5 years ago

      to be fair giraffes can run really freaking fast and can also kill almost every animal (except other giraffes, elephants, and rhinos) with a single kick...

  • 1

    Crissy

    5 years ago

    Daw, Girrafes are awesome, but pitiful creatures.

  • 0

    Carlos

    1 month ago

    BAMA

  • 0

    KAWAII dream

    2 months ago

    I don't want a girrafe next thing you know my friend has a girrafe neck XD

  • 0

    Josh Yumul

    2 months ago

    Elephants for LIVE! I mean LIFE!

  • 0

    ixToxic

    2 months ago

    elephants are fucking ugly

  • 0

    Adeadmeme

    3 months ago

    Nerdfighteria where you at

  • 0

    Grey

    3 months ago

    it gives more space for my dick

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