Here, pocket-sized means about the size of a normal house cat.
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Hugh Pegan
FUCK YEAH ELEPHANTS! feed him peanut crumbs and shit. Hell yeah.
karefree
Totally love your comment. I was thinking the same thing.
Lozenge
I would never feed shit to my elephant.
Facefarm
I picked blue, and now I want to get asked this question again to say red
97ajf
Yeah small vaccum
James Tanner
hugh u r so clever and intelligent i admire u arrogance
Dotted
If the weight is equal to a normal elephant, I would not choose that.
T.P.N
Elephants hate peanuts.
Cody Dudash
Am I the only one who thought of Spy Kids two when I read this, I want a pocket sized spider-monkey!
Mike
Jack
O heeeeeeell ya
PapiDimmi
I'm allergic to peanuts :(
Guus Diejie
giraffe's can break easly
MeGustaL0T
Has no one thought of this yet? Use elephants as Science Project every year and use them as Nerf Gun (Stuff em wit peanuts) Use them as vacuum (Squeeze them to empty them out) Use them for the Hard-To-Reach spots in the shower. Girls can't resist Tiny Cute things. Besides Elephants can stick their tusks into any one's ass. POCKET-KNIFE-ELEPHANT!! Giraffe is good for one thing only...................................................................................................................................................................................................................Scrubbin Shit :3
Rathererer
I would feed my giraffe the shit that my parents give me for dinner
Glaceon999
Was about to pick giraffe then I saw that comment... HELL YEAH ELEPHANTS
KatieSmurf
Puppy sized elephants! Nerdfighters for the win!!!!!
Conner Davis
You must post this on a nerdfighters video.
Callie
DFTBA!
Ryan Park
it would be a different story with two pocket sized giraffes! dftba
shelby
DFTBA!!!!!
Lydia Thompson
Nerdfighteria ftw!
Shawn
Puppy-sized elephants! EFF YEAH NERDFIGHTERS.
horsedickdotmpeg
The vlogbrothers are awesome, but common, giraffe sex?
Seraphsword
DFTBA FELLOW NERDFIGHTER!
Kerandir
OFC the elephant. Have u ever seen what happened to headphone in a pocket? Poor giraffe.
ಠ_ಠ
it says that pocket sized is the size of a house cat
Jerry Jerryson
ಠ_ಠ He might be a giant with massive pockets.
Akcrumley
How do you do the eyes thing???
Simon
ಠ_ಠ skills.
Puppyblogs
ಠ_ಠ You don't know how to do this? Also, I believe a Pocket-Sized Giraffe would be wonderful because I wouldn't leave ELEPHANT TON POOP everywhere. :3 Elephants need to eat up to 600 pounds of food per day. If this is a fully-grown pocketsized elephant, it needs all that. Giraffes only need 75 pounds.
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yeah how do you do the eyes
askMe
new question: Would you rather ಠ_ಠ or ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Chautel Jackson
Since when is pocket-sized the same as the size of a house cat?
Nick
ELEEEEEEEEPHANTS, fuck no.
Stolkmen
I WOULD LOVE TOO!!!
Daemon
You would "love too"?
heyman
I'd love too, two!
canthinkofname
What if you break his neck?
Trace Hilbun
I to would love too, two!
likethebaus
Why not both? =D
Ricky
U can stab someone with the elephant tusk
BlooporialDude
Having my giraffe walking around the house, my friend's like, "WASDAT?!" and I'm like, "My pet giraffe. Great story.
Joker
If you lost a giraffe you would never know where it went because it makes no fucking noises.
Andrew
I'd prefer a puppy sized elephant. DFTBA
Gabriel Brunk
An elephant would be harder to break.
Morgan Marie
hardest question. i want both. the mini elephant in despicable me and the mini giraffe from the direct tv commercial
Aaron.Campbell1
Who the fuck fits a regular sized house cat in their pocket?
James
Either way you have shit in your pants
Colby Brown
Puppy sized elephants are pocket-sized giraffes who love pocket-sized giraffes... Hmm, this one is tough, but both are equally Nerdfightastic. DFTBA!
Emily
PUPPY SIZED ELEPHANTS FTW!
Cameron
Puppy sized elephants would have the evolutionary advantage of cuteness
TurdleCakes
If only it was a puppy-sized elephant...
Gauldur Blacksoul
Rather have a unicorn...
IIMzBoss
Eats all My Veggies For Me
xereeto
both please!
bjorn
already have one, but its made of wood :C
Adam Kakos
Cats are not "pocket sized"
Anju
little giraffe, less noise than a little elephant.
jessieely
PUPPY SIZED FREAKING ELEPHANT
Ethan Kalhs
i would like a pocet sized hippo like in that psa for canada
Chewsonthemove
due to the way the giraffe's blood flows, it being pocket sized would probably end up with it dead after 12 hours...
Dustin Epstein
Giraffes don't do much but Elephants can put water in their snout and such toss up but red wins
Chewsonthemove
to be fair giraffes can run really freaking fast and can also kill almost every animal (except other giraffes, elephants, and rhinos) with a single kick...
Crissy
Daw, Girrafes are awesome, but pitiful creatures.
Chewsonthemove
why pitiful?
mataytay
Giraffe because its less poop to clean
MineScott4
If you picked giraffe your argument is irelephant
Kreeck
What size are your pockets?
athiestderp
Opulence. I has it.
Storm
Little giraffe from the direct tv commercial
Will
why not full sized one?
very mad guy
Alarm clock
Trevor N Trusty
Moo! Im a goat
Carter Gentry
My giraffe could sit in my shirt pocket and have his cute little head just pop out!
youngster
i would teach him to talk and make him remind me of the things i need to do
BinaryEnigma
GIRAFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFE
Jordan Traylor
I'd love to hear his little elephant noise in a squeaky pitch.
Oreokilla
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Jade
I want both!!!!
Egg
Elephants are cool man!
coolcat123
I would love to have both
coolcat123
I would love to have both
jesse121
Bitch
xXCOOLGUYXx
CUTE
Lynnaya Hamby
Not that I would be against a pocket giraffe...
DietheZombie
FUCK YEAH! ELEPHANT!