Here, pocket-sized means about the size of a normal house cat.
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Hugh Pegan
FUCK YEAH ELEPHANTS! feed him peanut crumbs and shit. Hell yeah.
karefree
Totally love your comment. I was thinking the same thing.
Lozenge
I would never feed shit to my elephant.
Facefarm
I picked blue, and now I want to get asked this question again to say red
97ajf
Yeah small vaccum
James Tanner
hugh u r so clever and intelligent i admire u arrogance
Dotted
If the weight is equal to a normal elephant, I would not choose that.
T.P.N
Elephants hate peanuts.
Cody Dudash
Am I the only one who thought of Spy Kids two when I read this, I want a pocket sized spider-monkey!
Mike
Jack
O heeeeeeell ya
PapiDimmi
I'm allergic to peanuts :(
Hotpies
giraffe's can break easly
MeGustaL0T
Has no one thought of this yet? Use elephants as Science Project every year and use them as Nerf Gun (Stuff em wit peanuts) Use them as vacuum (Squeeze them to empty them out) Use them for the Hard-To-Reach spots in the shower. Girls can't resist Tiny Cute things. Besides Elephants can stick their tusks into any one's ass. POCKET-KNIFE-ELEPHANT!! Giraffe is good for one thing only...................................................................................................................................................................................................................Scrubbin Shit :3
Rathererer
I would feed my giraffe the shit that my parents give me for dinner
Glaceon999
Was about to pick giraffe then I saw that comment... HELL YEAH ELEPHANTS
popcorn
*claps*
Aidan
You would not be able to have an elephant in the house. It did say that it was a small elephant, but not a light one. Giraffes are lighter.
R3D
HAHA
Magnus M.
If youre not careful the giraffes neck may snap.
Crackers
i am not dealing with its loud trunk
Alejandro Martinez
right???????
Finland
YOU ARE DUMB
KatPatat
FCK NO GIRAFFES OKAY
Hollyleaf
screw elephants
chemist
the tusk's gonna bother you loke a gravel in your shoes
lbdBG
Shit? then hes ded
IceCream
Bang elephants all day look at him eat tiny crackers
RomanOfTheSky
Just because it's pocket-sized doesn't mean it weighs less.
BlueKnight2035
never said the elephant would way less just said it would be pocket sized.................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................loooooooooool...................................................
lamp18
wtf so many votes on giraffe? its hard to domesticate a animal like that,
I.M.A.SMURT.GAI
Although yes it has said that there will be a tiny elephant, does that mean that it loses its weight?
I'll follow the sun
Ohh! How adorable! Pocket-sized animals!
BORF
it doesn't say it would way any less
Alexa
NO FUCK ELEPHANTS
Alexa
Giraffes have long necks. ELEPHANTS SUCK.
Bob.3electric
Don't you think the neck would look cool? or would you prefer a fat grey vacuum
Bad Wolf
"Everybody say 'Colorado!'" "IMA GIRAFFE"
KatieSmurf
Puppy sized elephants! Nerdfighters for the win!!!!!
Conner Davis
You must post this on a nerdfighters video.
Callie
DFTBA!
Ryan Park
it would be a different story with two pocket sized giraffes! dftba
shelby
DFTBA!!!!!
Lydia Thompson
Nerdfighteria ftw!
CraftMoreCake
I like both, but I would NOT be responsible for a mini giraffe. It's neck could snap. But the elephant..... AWESOME TRUNK FOR THE WIN!!! Mini trunk=my new alarm clock XD
Chautel Jackson
Since when is pocket-sized the same as the size of a house cat?
Shawn
Puppy-sized elephants! EFF YEAH NERDFIGHTERS.
horsedickdotmpeg
The vlogbrothers are awesome, but common, giraffe sex?
Seraphsword
DFTBA FELLOW NERDFIGHTER!
Kerandir
OFC the elephant. Have u ever seen what happened to headphone in a pocket? Poor giraffe.
ಠ_ಠ
it says that pocket sized is the size of a house cat
Jerry Jerryson
ಠ_ಠ He might be a giant with massive pockets.
Akcrumley
How do you do the eyes thing???
Simon
ಠ_ಠ skills.
Puppyblogs
ಠ_ಠ You don't know how to do this? Also, I believe a Pocket-Sized Giraffe would be wonderful because I wouldn't leave ELEPHANT TON POOP everywhere. :3 Elephants need to eat up to 600 pounds of food per day. If this is a fully-grown pocketsized elephant, it needs all that. Giraffes only need 75 pounds.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
yeah how do you do the eyes
askMe
new question: Would you rather ಠ_ಠ or ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Lauren
a pocket sized ton a poop easily cleanable
Nick
ELEEEEEEEEPHANTS, fuck no.
Deathlake9
Why giraffes elephants are cool and they can squirt water (mini water pistol)
Alexa
Giraffes don't get messed with by lions. TALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL thingy.
Amber Erbezci
They are way cuter and having a giraffe is way cuter
Stolkmen
I WOULD LOVE TOO!!!
Daemon
You would "love too"?
heyman
I'd love too, two!
canthinkofname
What if you break his neck?
Trace Hilbun
I to would love too, two!
likethebaus
Why not both? =D
Ricky
U can stab someone with the elephant tusk
BlooporialDude
Having my giraffe walking around the house, my friend's like, "WASDAT?!" and I'm like, "My pet giraffe. Great story.
Pyrocynical
Having my elephant walking around the house, my friend's like, "WASDAT?!" and I'm like, "My pet elephant. Great story.
Joker
If you lost a giraffe you would never know where it went because it makes no fucking noises.
Gauldur Blacksoul
Rather have a unicorn...
Gabriel Brunk
An elephant would be harder to break.
Andrew
I'd prefer a puppy sized elephant. DFTBA
Colby Brown
Puppy sized elephants are pocket-sized giraffes who love pocket-sized giraffes... Hmm, this one is tough, but both are equally Nerdfightastic. DFTBA!
IIMzBoss
Eats all My Veggies For Me
Aaron.Campbell1
Who the fuck fits a regular sized house cat in their pocket?
David Schultz
Elephants suck, GIRAFFES!
bjorn
already have one, but its made of wood :C
Morgan Marie
hardest question. i want both. the mini elephant in despicable me and the mini giraffe from the direct tv commercial
James
Either way you have shit in your pants
Emily
PUPPY SIZED ELEPHANTS FTW!
Cameron
Puppy sized elephants would have the evolutionary advantage of cuteness
TurdleCakes
If only it was a puppy-sized elephant...
xereeto
both please!
Isaiah
Fuck i got 3 worng
Ben
hi1211110 .
MCRUndertalegirl
that is NOT pocket sized and if it is to anyone i would like to see their pockets
Roberts Laimite
I think a pocket sized tiger would be better
Storm
Little giraffe from the direct tv commercial
Gravity
Giraffe! Adorable-ness! I have always really loved giraffes :3
ndjukic
Giraffe is bigger, so, when you lift her up, she can see things and tell you what's there :3
Zeben
So the giraffe can talk now
Adam Kakos
Cats are not "pocket sized"
herpderp
I've decided to make a list of pros and cons. Giraffe- Pros: He's a giraffe. Cons: Breaks easily Elephant- Pros: He's an elephant Cons: Loud and eats more.
john117
i could be like the action bunnies
Anju
little giraffe, less noise than a little elephant.
jessieely
PUPPY SIZED FREAKING ELEPHANT
Rina
Giraffes ALL THE WAY
Ethan Kalhs
i would like a pocet sized hippo like in that psa for canada
Chewsonthemove
due to the way the giraffe's blood flows, it being pocket sized would probably end up with it dead after 12 hours...
Dustin Epstein
Giraffes don't do much but Elephants can put water in their snout and such toss up but red wins
Chewsonthemove
to be fair giraffes can run really freaking fast and can also kill almost every animal (except other giraffes, elephants, and rhinos) with a single kick...
Crissy
Daw, Girrafes are awesome, but pitiful creatures.
Chewsonthemove
why pitiful?
Kuroshitsuji-chan77
A picked sized tal:) (Reaction time)
Bransen
giraffe would be too easy to kill cause of its long neck
BL3UCHEETA
lets hope that the giraffes neck dosent look like a boner
jman507
Giraffes are the bomb dummies
ImStupid
Toby Fox
I will not argue either would be cool. But I think a giraffe would be easier to care for
Grace S
guys, giraffes are crazy violent
sandman_gaming
just because its pocket sized dosnt mean it cant ram me
madcat
Easier to feed....
grolarbearsarelife
Elephants are smarter