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If you were on a safari, would you rather...

Have your foot stepped on by an elephant

Have your foot bitten by a lion

If you were on a safari, would you rather...

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Have your foot bitten by a lion

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  • 197

    Gringomiester

    5 years ago

    At least you have a chance to salvage your foot if it gets bitten by a lion.

    • 82

      theTexan

      5 years ago

      Just wear steel reinforced boots problem solved

    • 22

      [deleted]

      5 years ago

      You'd for sure have one hell of a story and probs be in some deep shit that your foot was near a lions mouth

    • 34

      Andreas Borbon Osiri

      5 years ago

      They didn't say how hard

    • 85

      John Welch

      5 years ago

      The lion probably isn't going to stop with just one foot.

    • 6

      Troy

      5 years ago

      Take a mouse (living version)

    • 19

      Handsome Stranger

      5 years ago

      Elephants walk on their toes, and are actually very light on their feet.

    • 39

      Muschi

      5 years ago

      Who says the lion has teeth?

    • 22

      JayDrew

      5 years ago

      No foot or moderately damaged foot?

    • 17

      Red Malcolm

      4 years ago

      But if it gets bitten by a lion it will not stop until you die, they're carnivores and with rip you and your foot to shreds but the elephant would do it on accident and most likely would continue to hurt you unless frightened

    • 8

      Jacob Shaffer

      4 years ago

      And if a 3 or 4 ton animal steped on your foot its basically like having your foot ran over by a trian and even if your foot got bitten compleatly off by lion the pain would not be as bad as being steped on plus you couldnt just ware steel toe boots because the metal would bend and cut your toes off

    • 2

      soul

      4 years ago

      Well it would most likely get infected.

    • 6

      FinMagotti

      4 years ago

      dem gurlz would be interested about the battlewounds...

    • 6

      Max

      4 years ago

    • 1

      theBuddo

      4 years ago

      The lion would feel sorry. Might even say it

    • 10

      Ron Gonzalez Jr

      4 years ago

      Baby elephant..... Combo breaker!!!!!!!!!!!

    • 5

      Jack

      4 years ago

      elephant would not try to eat you

    • 2

      Gina Gonçalves Melancia

      3 years ago

      You could kill the lion before he rips off your foot

    • 5

      Cody Dudash

      3 years ago

      Never said what type of elephant, it could be a baby.

    • 9

      KittyJ76

      3 years ago

      Well the lion might have no teeth and might be a cub? :/

    • 1

      PorkythePig29

      2 years ago

      Hey it could be a baby elephant....

    • 1

      Heroboy99

      2 years ago

      Useing a Mouse scares it away...

    • 3

      AHACS

      2 years ago

      The elephant would squash the fibre and make it unable to be replaced

    • 2

      David Hauck

      2 years ago

      If your foot is crushed the release of calcium into your blood would kill you unless it is amputated

    • 0

      [deleted]

      2 years ago

      Lions are probably much stronger than you

    • 3

      FSK95

      1 year ago

      Elephants are more dangerous than lions 'cos lions can keep control of their anger, but elephants go nuts to protect their young.

    • 0

      tom Quinlan

      1 year ago

      It's likely that your foot would actually receive very little damage from the elephant stepping on it because the weight would be spread across your foot

    • 0

      tom Quinlan

      1 year ago

      It's likely that your foot would actually receive very little damage from the elephant stepping on it because the weight would be spread across your foot

    • 1

      tom Quinlan

      1 year ago

      It's likely that your foot would actually receive very little damage from the elephant stepping on it because the weight would be spread across your foot

    • 2

      Cameronology

      1 year ago

      what if the lion bites it off

    • 2

      Goldy62

      1 year ago

      bitten not bitten off

    • 0

      CreeperAssassin

      1 year ago

      It doesn't say that it's full weight would be on you though...

    • 0

      plexiglass

      1 year ago

      just imagine the book deal!

    • 1

      Thomas1

      1 year ago

      Lions are scart

    • 1

      Charlotte057

      1 year ago

      @John Welch The elephant probably isn't going to stop with just one foot and trample you to death and your eyeballs would squish out and your brains would come out of you ears and

    • 0

      AK420

      1 year ago

      You think the lion will stop at your foot?

    • 1

      Gildy

      1 year ago

      *cocks shotgun* What lion?

    • 1

      Batman

      1 year ago

      Baby Elephant

    • 2

      Dova_14

      1 year ago

      Besides, they never said how much it'll eat.

    • 1

      <- click right here

      1 year ago

      The lion will just bit a chunk of skin off and maybe give you some broken bones. a elephant will crush your foot and all of the bones in it. So at least your foot still works when you get bit by a lion instead of this obliterated pancake foot.

    • 1

      Nyan Cat :3

      11 months ago

      They didnt say that it was a baby with no teeth yet... ya know..

    • 0

      AustinIsNyanCat

      11 months ago

      Couldn't choose because you could wear steel shoes

    • 0

      JadeTheSeptic

      11 months ago

      right lol

    • 0

      Tj Miller

      10 months ago

      What if the elephant was small still hurt but you would be able to fix it

    • 0

      Gurmalll

      9 months ago

      It never said it was real *It was all a dream (like dammmn thats tight)

    • 0

      Enum

      8 months ago

      Enjoy your jacked-up foot thats still connected to you, blue choosers!

    • 0

      Saje007

      4 months ago

      Just wear steel reinforced boots problem solved, wait did i just say the exact same thing as someone or not...

    • 0

      Sarah

      2 weeks ago

      Bruh people have killed lions sure I could do it

  • 28

    Jeremy

    5 years ago

    Baby lions probably don't have sharp teeth.

    • 21

      Andrew Colletti

      5 years ago

      baby elephants dont weigh much

    • 5

      Mr Briefcase

      5 years ago

      does it say baby

    • 5

      Think_about_it

      5 years ago

      Does it say adult? These are hypothetical questions to make you think.. have some fun with it Mr Briefcase :)

    • 0

      Think_about_it

      5 years ago

      In all fairness, Jeremy would you change your answer if the person proposing the question said adult?

    • 1

      Think_about_it

      5 years ago

      Or you Andrew?

    • 1

      Ryab

      5 years ago

      Andrew, are you kidding me? Try putting a ton, minimum onto your foot. Then tell me they do not weigh much.

  • 18

    AsianBoy508

    5 years ago

    the lion would give you scars... the elephant would crush all the bones, making it impossible to heal.

    • 1

      [deleted]

      2 years ago

      I think the lion could bite hard enough to crush your bones as well

  • 14

    Storpedo

    5 years ago

    The lion is a much cooler story.

    • 0

      Alice

      1 year ago

      Oh wow is that all you care about is how cool it is.

  • 14

    TVG16

    5 years ago

    I more of a chance escaping nd i don't want to have a big bite mark on my foot.

    • 7

      rubberlikewalrus

      5 years ago

      you won't get away from an elephant thats already crushed your foot

    • 3

      Void

      5 years ago

      Your foot = pancake, if you have a foot. And it just says your foot is bit, not full on attack

    • 1

      Im Not Your Friend

      2 years ago

      I agree. You are not allowed to run, you HAVE to have your foot bitten or stomped, and believe me, lion attacks occur and are fixed, but having your foot crushed is more $$$ surgery.

    • 0

      Pumpkins

      1 year ago

      Everyone, think about this.. it did not say the age of the animal so I would be fine having a baby lion cub nibble at my foot

  • 13

    Pattywagon

    5 years ago

    Atleast it will be useable after some time

  • 12

    Horshwa

    5 years ago

    A few holes or your bones ground to dust? Easy

  • 9

    fatas

    4 years ago

    Actually an elephant steps very lightly, and they have padding on there feet. I know because one steeped on my foot once it was an adult so he was full grown it wasn't terrible wasn't even bad enough to make my foot swell what so ever.

    • 1

      kacki

      1 year ago

      I wanted to post this, but you were faster :D

  • 5

    Llawed

    4 years ago

    If your foot gets stepped on by an elephant, it will ignore you. But a lion, Oh, he'll come back.

  • 5

    Lydia Jaye

    5 years ago

    It never said bitten off....

  • 5

    Crissy

    5 years ago

    I'm pretty sure that my foot would be ALOT easier to heal if it only got bitten. Besides, it never said how old the lion was.

  • 5

    allan

    5 years ago

    elephants r squishy v__v no further comment

    • 39

      Vernificent

      5 years ago

      Are you retarded? Even the youngest elephant is HEAVY af.

    • 4

      Brandon Vu

      5 years ago

      You're retarded.

    • 4

      Teresa Yu

      5 years ago

      Wow really, squishy. Do you know how heavy they weigh? Even a young elephat would weigh a ton. All the bones in your foot would be completely crushed. If you think that is less painful/long-term than the lion bite you are crazy. With the lion bite at least your foot would heal, but the elephant? No cure. Better start looking for deals on prosthetic feet.

    • 4

      Matt Cavalier

      5 years ago

      the amount of psi from being steeped on by an elephant is less than that of being steeped on by a woman wearing 8 in stilettos

    • 1

      L_The_Red

      5 years ago

      a bulldozer passed over my feet once and its still a normal feet -_- i think a elephant won't be able to do much more

    • 2

      lordgiza

      5 years ago

      Elephants have padded feet to walk normally. The pressure wouldn't be that great at all.

  • 4

    Nele

    5 years ago

    It sound cooler: "hey man, a lion bit my foot."

  • 3

    Ashley

    5 years ago

    It might have just been a nibble.

  • 3

    Christie

    5 years ago

    My boyfriend's foot and leg was run over by a van and he didn't even fracture a bone.

  • 3

    Matthew

    5 years ago

    The amount of "foot" that an Elephant can get on YOUR foot is a very small amount, and the the whole elephant's weight wont be supported on that one spot.

  • 3

    Soni

    5 years ago

    I would have cool scars!

  • 2

    jack

    4 years ago

    I think that your foot would be broken from the elfant but your foot would not be broken if the lion bit it

  • 2

    Jesse Bisunia

    4 years ago

    We discussed this in physics class. If u would rather get stepped on by an elephant or a high heel (acting as a lion's tooth). The weight would spread through the elephant's foot and you hurt less and with the lion it would all go through the tooth and therefore tear through your skin.

  • 2

    Jesse Bisunia

    4 years ago

    We discussed this in physics class. If u would rather get stepped on by an elephant or a high heel (acting as a lion's tooth). The weight would spread through the elephant's foot and you hurt less and with the lion it would all go through the tooth and therefore tear through your skin.

  • 2

    SNYuki

    4 years ago

    Nobody said it had to be an adult lion.

    • 0

      Alice

      1 year ago

      And no body said it was an adult elephant

  • 2

    chickedy2534

    5 years ago

    Have my foot sliced or crushed, I choose clean cut/break

  • 2

    Garrett Sewell

    5 years ago

    Foot pulverized into oblivion? Or a damaged foot? this is easy

  • 0

    Sarah

    2 weeks ago

    You die if elephant stepped on you

  • 0

    lightsabers Rule

    3 weeks ago

    never said I couldn't pad it.

  • 0

    Frisk

    1 month ago

    I'd bite the lion back then hug it.

  • 1

    Juliepop12

    11 months ago

    the question is basically would you rather have your food amputated or bitten off

  • 1

    ATOMIC-ZILLA47

    1 year ago

    WHAT IF ITS A BABY ELEPHANT!!!!!! BOM GET WRECKED

  • 1

    Ahmettaha Akbulut

    1 year ago

    It is just a broke not chance yo have infection or bite-off or anything else

  • 1

    Pumpkins

    1 year ago

    either way you could be fine, it could be a BABY elephant or a BABY lion cub! that would be cute

  • 1

    Damini

    1 year ago

    Actually, getting stepped on by an elephant is less painful than getting stepped on by a person with high heels.

  • 1

    Per Gade

    1 year ago

    It didn't say if it was a new born elephant or a full grown

  • 1

    DontJudgeMyAnswer

    1 year ago

    If you get your foot crushed by an elephant its gone forever while getting bitten it can get fixed

  • 1

    Blaze4563

    1 year ago

    Painful but quick

  • 1

    CrookedCrow

    1 year ago

    At least you can heal from a lion bite your foot is gone with an elephant

  • 1

    Slayton Aughey

    2 years ago

    Either way your loosing a foot

  • 1

    Justin Tran

    2 years ago

    wouldn't the elephant be able to break your leg instantly?

  • 0

    Skellybones

    1 month ago

    Your mum is an elephant

  • 1

    zainejustice

    3 years ago

    If the lion bites it, it will possibly still be intact as it doesn't specify duration of the bite. Even a second of an elephants foot would crush every bone in yours

  • 1

    CJtheDragon

    3 years ago

    ive had a buffalo step on it then eat my flip flop....

  • 1

    lewis hill

    4 years ago

    It can be a baby elephant.

  • 1

    Conor Begley

    4 years ago

    The lion is 6 months old :D

  • 1

    Amelia

    5 years ago

    Uhh I think I'll go with the elephant!

  • 1

    JavaJoeDude

    5 years ago

    @Crissy. Why do we need to know its age?!? If it wants at yo feet. It will get your feet. ^[°,..,°]^

  • 1

    Mewsi

    5 years ago

    Doesn't say how old the Lion has to be. c;

  • 1

    Wiffles

    5 years ago

    poor elephant probably will cry and say its an accident..then we could bandaid my foot and eat ice cream together ;-;..

  • 1

    Jaysus

    5 years ago

    Elephants have four large feet to distribute the weight over a large area, besides, I've had a two tonne landrover drive over my foot and it didn't hurt too much, an elephant would be tolerable.

  • 1

    Max_Steak

    5 years ago

    So either betty mashes my foot to dust or lawrence lacerates it a bit? REND AND TEAR.

  • 1

    Katie

    5 years ago

    Do you fucking morons not know how much an elephant weighs? Thousands and thousands of pounds. And all that pressure will be on your foot with no chance of reviving it. With the lion, you will have a chance to save it.

  • 1

    Travis

    5 years ago

    There are two fairly simple reasons the elephant is better. A crushing injury almost always causes less damage than than a grinding/shearing type of injury. I work in surgery and see a lot of both mind you. Secondly, an elephant is soft footed animal. They are made for walking through the jungle and the desert. Elephant trainers get their feet stepped on all the time and are rarely injured.

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