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52% sit on a cold toilet seat

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This is a toilet in a public bathroom.

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  • 371

    Mathieu Haverkamp

    9 years ago

    Not that I really care, I chose cold because I don't want to know how it got warm,

    • 190

      Kendall Walls

      8 years ago

      Someones already sat on it either way... at least I get some comfort.

    • 40

      T.P.N

      8 years ago

      person with the herps

    • 52

      Whoabro

      8 years ago

      Come on the warm toilet seat is a good toilet seat.

    • 20

      Whoabro

      8 years ago

      Come on the warm toilet seat is a good toilet seat.

    • 19

      Whoabro

      8 years ago

      Come on the warm toilet seat is a good toilet seat.

    • 20

      Adrian

      8 years ago

      Someone already sat on the cold seat, but it just hasn't been touched for a longer time.

    • 31

      Cpt. Fabulous

      8 years ago

      Heated toilet seats, bitches.

    • 7

      ginny weasly

      7 years ago

      i always put tp down first so it dont matter at al. And YES i am actually a GIRL

    • 18

      Stephardi

      7 years ago

      Cold - would help me pee faster. Also germs tend to thrive in warm environments.

    • 9

      Mike Ock

      7 years ago

      Im just assuming it has a heater

    • 4

      Tai

      7 years ago

      I always cover the sit with toilet paper so it's kinda warm and clean anyway

    • 6

      Fly Guy

      6 years ago

      A dragon breathed flames on it. How else do you think it got warm?

    • 0

      Utah G

      6 years ago

      theres plastic wrappings that you put over toilets

    • 5

      Jacob Dittmer

      6 years ago

      Japanese public toilets have heating

    • 4

      Pedro Ribeiro

      5 years ago

      Yes, but be warm or not its just a question of time. The germs will stay there even when its cold, unless you clean the toilet.

    • 0

      Nitro358

      5 years ago

      well its not like the previous guy had his hole on the seat itself

    • 1

      itsmeurbff

      5 years ago

      Well I'm a girl =P and we don't sit on toilet seats

    • 0

      Ivanka

      5 years ago

      Same Mathieu Haverkamp

    • 3

      Boogerz1

      5 years ago

      Who even knows why the seat is warm. Maybe a really sick person sat on it before you and left like 10000000000000 germs.

    • 0

      either1of_the

      4 years ago

      yeah

    • 1

      Charlotte057

      4 years ago

      I have to agree, but then again, what if a vampire has sat on it to make it cold? O-o

    • 1

      486jakebox

      4 years ago

      exactly, what if a person with a horrible disease sat on it?

    • 2

      Minecrafter1215

      4 years ago

      It was probably warmed by a heater....

    • 4

      Deadpool

      4 years ago

      Cold: been there a long time unused. Warm: the equivilant of sitting on a guys ass and shitting

    • 4

      JDominator

      4 years ago

      no because Japanese toilets have heated seats

    • 2

      Mega Buizel EX

      4 years ago

      Dang! I was gonna say that! U_U

    • 1

      Deadpool

      4 years ago

      I would rather feel like im sitting on an ice cube than feel like im sitting on another persons ass

    • 0

      Cryolator

      4 years ago

      It could have seat warmers (THOSE ARE AWESOME) *HAI*

    • 0

      Nathan

      4 years ago

      WARM TOILET SEATS HELP YOU SHIT

    • 0

      Hi34

      3 years ago

      You know, my sister went to Taiwan and sat on a remote controlled toilet seat. In Taiwan the toilet wipes your butt. It took a while for her to get used to cold toilet seats.

    • 0

      ImAwesome32

      3 years ago

      That was Smart Lol

    • 0

      omaewamou

      3 years ago

      because i pissed on it lol

    • 1

      Evalgra

      3 years ago

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    • 0

      Lizzy

      3 years ago

      Same

    • 0

      Jinx

      3 years ago

      it got warm cuz someone sat on it, duh?

    • 0

      Evalgra

      2 years ago

      mmmmmm

    • 0

      Solstrii

      2 years ago

      Let's just assume we aren't in japan.

    • 0

      4r3451

      2 years ago

      6 years omg

    • 0

      Seancraigy

      2 years ago

      Me too

    • 0

      Last_Kid

      1 year ago

      imagine if the warm toilet seat was satted down by your enemy

  • 40

    Linkums

    9 years ago

    Coming from a semester abroad in Japan, it's pretty normal for the seats to be heated. It was a shock to come back and have to deal with cold toilet seats. I'll just assume it was warm for all the right reasons... but still I probably wouldn't be bothered much or wouldn't think about it.

    • 13

      Catherine

      8 years ago

      I wonder where one might purchase a heated toilet seat.... I should invest.

    • 9

      NipponKota

      8 years ago

      You in Japan too? Just gotta love the place!

    • 0

      Charlotte057

      4 years ago

      $wag o-o

    • 0

      Masako

      4 years ago

      I like in a rundown apartment in Osaka; we have cold seats or no seats XD

  • 32

    Xivilain

    9 years ago

    Depends on how it came to be warm in the first place... Also, Is it a public toilet or your own toilet?

  • 15

    drizzy

    9 years ago

    theres a chill sitting on a cold one but a warm one lets me know that someone recently took a dump there so i start smelling it.

  • 12

    MIJ

    8 years ago

    More comfortable, someone's ass was on there anyway.

  • 7

    Joe Johnstone Stuart

    8 years ago

    not really bothered as long as it's comfy

  • 7

    NipponKota

    8 years ago

    I'd rather sit where a big fat guy sat recently then freeze my bum off.

    • 0

      Demonator

      5 years ago

      That is true. Definitely not worth sitting on a cold seat.

  • 6

    Jermaine Williams

    8 years ago

    Something about knowing that someone elses sweaty asscheeks have recently been on the seat before me grosses me out.

  • 5

    cerpintaxt

    9 years ago

    it said public wtf is wrong with you guys

  • 4

    Horshwa

    8 years ago

    If it's warm there will likely be more bacteria

    • 4

      TheFarmer

      8 years ago

      You are very very very wrong, germs multiply over time.

  • 3

    Andrew Colletti

    8 years ago

    just in case...

  • 3

    xPoseidon

    8 years ago

    What kind of question is this

  • 2

    Jacob

    7 years ago

    It didn't specify how it was warmed. So, yes I'd like to sit on a toilet seat warmed by the nice heater next to the toilet.

  • 2

    StarswirlTheBearded

    7 years ago

    in Japan, where they have automatic heating and sanitation on public toilets.

  • 2

    hollzeyyy

    7 years ago

    eww! someone might have warm pee. then again they might have cold pee...

  • 2

    Madi

    8 years ago

    Crap I forgot to read the title! I PICK BLUE!

  • 2

    Ross ThunderStroke Heyman

    8 years ago

    Heated toilet seat? YES!!! Made hot prom some jack ass? EWWWW

  • 2

    Monsi Lopez Naguil

    8 years ago

    If I havo to go, I have to go, I'd rather a cold one in summer and a warm one in winter.

  • 2

    Peanutbutterfish

    8 years ago

    I answered warm until... Oh shit!

  • 2

    |o_0|

    8 years ago

    A warm seat really???....

  • 1

    Ashton Purins

    4 years ago

    Plus as a male I can just stand up.. No so good for squeezing a mixtape

  • 1

    Ashton Purins

    4 years ago

    Cold seat FTW! someone could of urinated that thing.

  • 1

    Logan

    4 years ago

    What?! Who wants a cold toilet seat?!?!!!

  • 1

    Kairi Bautista

    5 years ago

    If it was warm.. I bet a fat guy sat on it..

  • 1

    Nick

    5 years ago

    What is wrong with people. Like who would want to sit on a cold toilet sit.

  • 1

    Lisa

    5 years ago

    People who chose to sit on a cold toilet seat have obviously never experienced a washlet toilet in Japan. I pity your poor souls.

  • 1

    Loki

    5 years ago

    I am surprised at this outcome

  • 1

    uwotm8

    5 years ago

    Hmmm...

  • 1

    faith

    6 years ago

    Holy crap I can't stand cold toilet seats. I don't know how you guys pick cold.

  • 1

    Kate Delaney

    6 years ago

    Japan has heated toilet seats!

  • 1

    Lucy Susanna Morris

    6 years ago

    I am shocked the majority would rather have a cold toilet seat. What's wrong with you all!?

  • 1

    Nornor

    7 years ago

    two words: Heated seats

  • 1

    larissa'x

    7 years ago

    In said a public toilet seat , no thanks i don't feel like touching strangers their warm butt

  • 1

    Cheri Anne

    7 years ago

    One does not simply sit on a public toilet seat

  • 1

    candy-cane-grl

    7 years ago

    Cold toilet seat lets me know it's been lonely. A warm seat lets me know someone has been taking the #2

  • 1

    Dan Joe Novak

    7 years ago

    the only time I really care is when I'm doing the business in the morning, and it's probably best that it's waking me up

  • 1

    iMustacheUaQuestion

    7 years ago

    a warm toilet seat is just wrong dude

  • 1

    XxDraganxX

    8 years ago

    I hate the feeling of sitting on a warm seat. It's like sitting on someone's butt.

  • 1

    Andrew

    8 years ago

    omg cold always holy shit

  • 1

    Rickson Goncalves

    8 years ago

    i feel like cold is cleaner, i report i FEEL like it is, not saying it is

  • 1

    shandrith

    8 years ago

    What the hell is wrong with 41% of people?

  • 1

    Flutterbitch

    8 years ago

    Warm means someone with a huge ass was just using it :S

  • 1

    descisionMAK3R

    8 years ago

    Really guys? You're worried about you're ASS getting dirty? Really? Who gives a shit its your asshole it really can't get any more dirty than it already is lol.

  • 1

    [deleted]

    8 years ago

    I never sit down on toilet seats.

  • 1

    Alexander :)

    8 years ago

    I would do cold cause someone butt was there yuck :/

  • 1

    shneik137

    8 years ago

    Whenever I sit on a warm toilet seat, it reminds me that someone else uses it. o-o

  • 0

    bob

    7 months ago

    cold for the wi

  • 0

    MidgetJesus

    9 months ago

    The fuck u mean cold

  • 0

    Shit

    10 months ago

    I have a Japanese toilet And it warms itself

  • 0

    Maya

    10 months ago

    I don't really care because i usually hover

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