Either

Hux

"Good morning USA, I gotta feeling that it's gunna be a wonderful day..."

Nikolas Zulca

Can't wait to be part of the female body inspectors

DARedditmaster

This isn't really that much of a difference so idc

black guy

I've watched enough American dad to know...

Nikolas Zulca

Can't wait to be part of the female body inspectors

Tony

I actually do work at CIA

Hugo Doizzz

Fuck Castle, Criminal Minds and every american series with the FBI, being a spy beats EVERYTHING.

pheonix

i am stan smith

the one who trolls

Bad pr and drones for the win

ChangedOG

Being a Sherlock VS Sam Fisher-esque shit. Let's gooooooo Third Echelon, uhm, FBI.

Loreli Lee

CIA drive cooler cars

Lord English

CIA, I could be a spy. "My name is English. Lord English. I'll have a vodka martini, shaken, not stirred."

robboneter

C.I.A. so i get to travel to foreign places :)

I wanna be Michael Weston

ToastyTerrorist

I moved out to Langley recently with a plain and simple dreaam.

Louis Place

I could find out the secrets of MK Ultra

strike

The C.I.A has WAY more control over the government and laws.

andistudios

I moved out to Langley recently With a plain and simple dream Wanna infiltrate some third-world place And topple their regime Those men in black with their matching suitcases Where everything's on a need-to-know basis Agents got that swagger Everyone so cloak and dagger I'm feelin' nervous but I'm really kinda wishing For an undercover mission That's when the red alert came on the radio And I put my earpiece on Got my dark sunglasses on And I had my weapon drawn So I get my handcuffs My cyanide pills My classified dossier Tappin' the phones like yeah Shreddin' the files like yeah And then I rised all the enemy spies I've got to neutralize today Yeah, it's a party in the CIA Yeah, it's a party in the CIA I've done a couple of crazy things That have almost gotten me dismissed Like terminate some head of state Who wasn't even on my list Burn that microfilm buddy, will you I'd tell you why but then I'd have to kill you You need a quickie confession? Well, start a water boarding session No hurry on the south American dictator I'll assassinate him later That's when he walked right in my laser sights And my silencer was on and my silencer was on And another target's gone Yeah, we've got our black ops all over the world From Kazakhstan to Bombay Payin' the bribes like yeah Pluggin' the leaks like yeah Interrogating the scum of the earth We'll break them by the break of day! Yeah, it's a party in the CIA Yeah, it's a party in the CIA Need a country to stabilize? (stabilize) Look no further, we're your guys (we're your guys) We've got snazzy suits and ties (suits and ties) And a better dental plan than the FBI's Better put your hands up and get in the van Or else you'll get blown away Stagin' a coup like yeah Brainwashin' moles like yeah, We only torture the folks we don't like You're probably going to be OK Yeah, it's a party in the CIA Yeah, it's a party in the CIA

Antmango

Steel All America's dirty little Secrets :)

Cameron

i wanna be a super spy

William Michael Keith Furniss

so, internal or external affairs is the real question. terrorists or drug dealers and murderers

Noodletron

C.I.A. Gets all the agents!

suckmeridges

either way im corrupt so yay!

Omni

CIA as it's international, and I'm from the uk.