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Hux
"Good morning USA, I gotta feeling that it's gunna be a wonderful day..."
iTzRazz
OMG i belive in you!
TheRealSubWang
"The sun in sky has a smile on its face..."
Jeff the Killer
"And it's shining a salute to the American race!"
James Lennon
"oh boy, it's well to sayyyy"
Sen Markou
GEWD MORNENG YEW ES AYY
NewbPlaysGames
i'd meet Agent Stan Smith
griffindog648
I love that i was going to comment that my self. Really :D
kangcool09
cia later..p.s(it was a joke)
Glaceon999
I'll just be plain weird.
rammsteinfan
we've a better dental plan than the FBI
Jacob Dittmer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-CG5w4YwOI
Jacob Dittmer
Totally badass
Herrow?
C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
CuteDogGamer
50 50 wow F u reds
Sam
Nice pun
jonasmike
i live in sweden and its winter so one word black
DerpyGoose
He saw the would you rather
Gio
lel
☯Chilled☯
I would love to work with the secret service/ New World Order on operation "ILLUMINATI" Kappa
Deadpool
PARTY IN THE C.I.AAAAA by weird al yankovic
GABY
going undercover fuck yess
"Jimmy" Robinson
Good morning, USA! I got a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day! The sun in the sky has a smile on his face, and he's shining a salute to the American race! Oh boy, it's swell to say... GOOD MORNING, USA! x2
TheMajesticAppl
lol
rain silves
"the sun in the sky has a smile on it's face" i think that's the lyrics, havn't watched it in a while
Nyan Cat :3
plus cool glasses ppl B)
AWESOMEPERSON12345
American dad
Sara Lee Huang
Shit guys I'd rather have my husband work at the fbi
Rey Rey
good morning usa! I got a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day. The sun in the sky has a smile on his face, and he's shining a salute to the american race! Oh boy it's swell to say, good morning usa!
t.e.d.d
nah bau
[deleted]
If i was was in C.I.A i could find free porn xD
ginnundso
YESS
the correct
pure action in the F.B.I. but I would rather be S.A.S
alex
weird als cia
Not From Denmark
Good morning Germany I've got a feeling that we're going to win this war The sun in the sky, he's heiling Hitler And he's shining a salute to the aryan race! [groovy section] Oh boy it's swell to say, Good morning Germany!
Nikolas Zulca
Can't wait to be part of the female body inspectors
plz dun beat meh
No.
Prokopy
fuck yo
No_Life_Norman
11/10 first thing that comes to mind
Cam06082003
Wow
Jerry Emanuelsson
i rather work for m.i.b but hey i take what i can get
but
"Good morning U.S.A"
Dean
i got a feeling that its gonna be a wonderful day
Rein
i like aliens
JediChick238
Hey, where's the option for M.I.B!!! :(
Rein
MIB would be apart of the CIA,watch American Dad ^^
GriffinStallion
I believe he was talking about the X-files
Thea T.
You know that real life FBI doesn't work with/against aliens, do you?
Leonidas3234
M.I.B isn't real tho
dabowieknife
What about mk ultra?
51%
I want to join the FBI so I can stop piracy. -said no one ever.
51%
I want to join the FBI so I can stop piracy. -said no one ever.
gmoney
Me too
gmoney
Me too
ABDULLAH_XD
hey
ABDULLAH_XD
hey
ABDULLAH_XD
hey
DARedditmaster
This isn't really that much of a difference so idc
Ian
The FBI. deals with investigations within the United States, for example, if a murder case starts going cold the local police would hand it over to the FBI. The CIA deals with securing our and enemy information and the safety of allied political leaders
Froggers
The FBI is a law enforcement agency, and the CIA is an intelligence gathering agency that has nothing to do with law enforcement.
black guy
I've watched enough American dad to know...
Sean Dawson
Central lack of intelligence XD
Michael Jr Porath
Really its called cia not cla
lakovkreativity
You calle-- Oh... nevermind.
blahblahJOHN
Female Body Inspector
Nikolas Zulca
Can't wait to be part of the female body inspectors
Tony
I actually do work at CIA
Franky Grimme
Arn't you supposed to keep that on the down low?
taniya4429
the C.I.A. would be aliens
savannah
and thats a problem?
Tello
Covert Invisible Aliens
Castiel
Better chance of meeting the Winchesters (if they existed).
Emilia
F.B.I Open up!
Philbon
I regret what I choosed
Hugo Doizzz
Fuck Castle, Criminal Minds and every american series with the FBI, being a spy beats EVERYTHING.
pheonix
i am stan smith
Jamie Sharples
Why would I wanna work at the Cock.In.Ass.
the one who trolls
Bad pr and drones for the win
ChangedOG
Being a Sherlock VS Sam Fisher-esque shit. Let's gooooooo Third Echelon, uhm, FBI.
Loreli Lee
CIA drive cooler cars
TuxedoStan
I've always wanted to work at the F.B.I.
Mexiflan
I get to work with Emily Deschanel
404NotFound
Or with Booth... He's awesome.
Ashten
@404NotFound wtf why you hitting on booth? He's a married man
Lord English
CIA, I could be a spy. "My name is English. Lord English. I'll have a vodka martini, shaken, not stirred."
Shuuji
Wrong agency, try MI6. :P
Shuuji
Wrong agency, try MI6. :P
robboneter
C.I.A. so i get to travel to foreign places :)
InsertUsernameHere
FBI OPEN UP
EmeraldianCarrot
where is the K.G.B option??
Blue Tit
u
I wanna be Michael Weston
TheShadowWarrior777
What is the C.I.A. ?
ToastyTerrorist
I moved out to Langley recently with a plain and simple dreaam.
ToastyTerrorist
Wanna infiltrate some third world place (Whoaah!) and topple their regime..
Louis Place
I could find out the secrets of MK Ultra
goatman879
I forgot American dad makes the CIA look like the best crap should of picked CIA
strike
The C.I.A has WAY more control over the government and laws.
HaileyBailey2024
If it turns out to be a 50-50, just look at how many people! Then you will know if people agree with you!
Amanda
Wow, 50% (283,008 people) chose the FBI- including me, and the other 50% (287,035 people) chose the CIA. Interesting
andistudios
I moved out to Langley recently With a plain and simple dream Wanna infiltrate some third-world place And topple their regime Those men in black with their matching suitcases Where everything's on a need-to-know basis Agents got that swagger Everyone so cloak and dagger I'm feelin' nervous but I'm really kinda wishing For an undercover mission That's when the red alert came on the radio And I put my earpiece on Got my dark sunglasses on And I had my weapon drawn So I get my handcuffs My cyanide pills My classified dossier Tappin' the phones like yeah Shreddin' the files like yeah And then I rised all the enemy spies I've got to neutralize today Yeah, it's a party in the CIA Yeah, it's a party in the CIA I've done a couple of crazy things That have almost gotten me dismissed Like terminate some head of state Who wasn't even on my list Burn that microfilm buddy, will you I'd tell you why but then I'd have to kill you You need a quickie confession? Well, start a water boarding session No hurry on the south American dictator I'll assassinate him later That's when he walked right in my laser sights And my silencer was on and my silencer was on And another target's gone Yeah, we've got our black ops all over the world From Kazakhstan to Bombay Payin' the bribes like yeah Pluggin' the leaks like yeah Interrogating the scum of the earth We'll break them by the break of day! Yeah, it's a party in the CIA Yeah, it's a party in the CIA Need a country to stabilize? (stabilize) Look no further, we're your guys (we're your guys) We've got snazzy suits and ties (suits and ties) And a better dental plan than the FBI's Better put your hands up and get in the van Or else you'll get blown away Stagin' a coup like yeah Brainwashin' moles like yeah, We only torture the folks we don't like You're probably going to be OK Yeah, it's a party in the CIA Yeah, it's a party in the CIA
maddado
Where is Torchwood??
Beasting69
The CIA needs to be poisoned. Rotten pieces of shit. I know you're spying on my comments so FUCK YOU YOU PIECES OF DOG SHIT I HOPE YOU DIE. How about you let the citizens that pay their hard earned money to pay for your shady ass organization see those classified documents. I hope you get burned alive
Wendy Vong
i want to be work at the BAU LOL
Thalia
the truth is out there :0
Antmango
Steel All America's dirty little Secrets :)
Cameron
i wanna be a super spy
William Michael Keith Furniss
so, internal or external affairs is the real question. terrorists or drug dealers and murderers
J Neutron
CIA= Desk Job (spec ops notwithstanding). At least in the FBI you'd be doing something proactive
Amelia Pond
Dude.... Id get to investigate MURDER! Who wouldn't want to do that?!?! I'd get to poke dead bodys, intterogate suspects..... Life would be awesome.
William
"I get to poke dead bodies!" - Sherlock Holmes
Noodletron
C.I.A. Gets all the agents!
Nöûdà
OPEN UR DOOR !! FBI !! LoL and It'd be so much fun if it was a bathroom door 3:)
suckmeridges
either way im corrupt so yay!
Omni
CIA as it's international, and I'm from the uk.
bullshit choices
I don't have to torture people.
Blai4750TY
I can finally yell F.B.I OPEN MOTHER ******