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  • 205

    Hux

    9 years ago

    "Good morning USA, I gotta feeling that it's gunna be a wonderful day..."

  • 51

    Nikolas Zulca

    9 years ago

    Can't wait to be part of the female body inspectors

  • 29

    Jerry Emanuelsson

    9 years ago

    i rather work for m.i.b but hey i take what i can get

    • 1

      but

      6 years ago

      "Good morning U.S.A"

    • 0

      Dean

      1 year ago

      i got a feeling that its gonna be a wonderful day

  • 12

    Rein

    9 years ago

    i like aliens

  • 11

    DARedditmaster

    9 years ago

    This isn't really that much of a difference so idc

    • 34

      Ian

      9 years ago

      The FBI. deals with investigations within the United States, for example, if a murder case starts going cold the local police would hand it over to the FBI. The CIA deals with securing our and enemy information and the safety of allied political leaders

    • 18

      Froggers

      9 years ago

      The FBI is a law enforcement agency, and the CIA is an intelligence gathering agency that has nothing to do with law enforcement.

  • 8

    black guy

    9 years ago

    I've watched enough American dad to know...

  • 7

    Sean Dawson

    9 years ago

    Central lack of intelligence XD

  • 6

    blahblahJOHN

    9 years ago

    Female Body Inspector

  • 5

    Nikolas Zulca

    9 years ago

    Can't wait to be part of the female body inspectors

  • 5

    Tony

    9 years ago

    I actually do work at CIA

  • 5

    taniya4429

    9 years ago

    the C.I.A. would be aliens

  • 4

    Castiel

    9 years ago

    Better chance of meeting the Winchesters (if they existed).

  • 3

    Emilia

    3 years ago

    F.B.I Open up!

  • 3

    Hugo Doizzz

    9 years ago

    Fuck Castle, Criminal Minds and every american series with the FBI, being a spy beats EVERYTHING.

  • 3

    pheonix

    9 years ago

    i am stan smith

  • 2

    Jamie Sharples

    6 years ago

    Why would I wanna work at the Cock.In.Ass.

  • 2

    the one who trolls

    8 years ago

    Bad pr and drones for the win

  • 2

    ChangedOG

    9 years ago

    Being a Sherlock VS Sam Fisher-esque shit. Let's gooooooo Third Echelon, uhm, FBI.

  • 2

    Loreli Lee

    9 years ago

    CIA drive cooler cars

  • 2

    TuxedoStan

    9 years ago

    I've always wanted to work at the F.B.I.

  • 2

    Mexiflan

    9 years ago

    I get to work with Emily Deschanel

    • 1

      404NotFound

      9 years ago

      Or with Booth... He's awesome.

    • 0

      Ashten

      5 years ago

      @404NotFound wtf why you hitting on booth? He's a married man

  • 2

    Lord English

    9 years ago

    CIA, I could be a spy. "My name is English. Lord English. I'll have a vodka martini, shaken, not stirred."

  • 2

    robboneter

    9 years ago

    C.I.A. so i get to travel to foreign places :)

  • 1

    InsertUsernameHere

    3 years ago

    FBI OPEN UP

  • 1

    EmeraldianCarrot

    3 years ago

    where is the K.G.B option??

  • 1

    Blue Tit

    4 years ago

    u

  • 1

    5 years ago

    I wanna be Michael Weston

  • 1

    TheShadowWarrior777

    6 years ago

    What is the C.I.A. ?

  • 1

    ToastyTerrorist

    6 years ago

    I moved out to Langley recently with a plain and simple dreaam.

    • 0

      ToastyTerrorist

      6 years ago

      Wanna infiltrate some third world place (Whoaah!) and topple their regime..

  • 1

    Louis Place

    6 years ago

    I could find out the secrets of MK Ultra

  • 1

    goatman879

    6 years ago

    I forgot American dad makes the CIA look like the best crap should of picked CIA

  • 1

    strike

    6 years ago

    The C.I.A has WAY more control over the government and laws.

  • 1

    HaileyBailey2024

    6 years ago

    If it turns out to be a 50-50, just look at how many people! Then you will know if people agree with you!

  • 1

    Amanda

    6 years ago

    Wow, 50% (283,008 people) chose the FBI- including me, and the other 50% (287,035 people) chose the CIA. Interesting

  • 0

    andistudios

    2 months ago

    I moved out to Langley recently With a plain and simple dream Wanna infiltrate some third-world place And topple their regime Those men in black with their matching suitcases Where everything's on a need-to-know basis Agents got that swagger Everyone so cloak and dagger I'm feelin' nervous but I'm really kinda wishing For an undercover mission That's when the red alert came on the radio And I put my earpiece on Got my dark sunglasses on And I had my weapon drawn So I get my handcuffs My cyanide pills My classified dossier Tappin' the phones like yeah Shreddin' the files like yeah And then I rised all the enemy spies I've got to neutralize today Yeah, it's a party in the CIA Yeah, it's a party in the CIA I've done a couple of crazy things That have almost gotten me dismissed Like terminate some head of state Who wasn't even on my list Burn that microfilm buddy, will you I'd tell you why but then I'd have to kill you You need a quickie confession? Well, start a water boarding session No hurry on the south American dictator I'll assassinate him later That's when he walked right in my laser sights And my silencer was on and my silencer was on And another target's gone Yeah, we've got our black ops all over the world From Kazakhstan to Bombay Payin' the bribes like yeah Pluggin' the leaks like yeah Interrogating the scum of the earth We'll break them by the break of day! Yeah, it's a party in the CIA Yeah, it's a party in the CIA Need a country to stabilize? (stabilize) Look no further, we're your guys (we're your guys) We've got snazzy suits and ties (suits and ties) And a better dental plan than the FBI's Better put your hands up and get in the van Or else you'll get blown away Stagin' a coup like yeah Brainwashin' moles like yeah, We only torture the folks we don't like You're probably going to be OK Yeah, it's a party in the CIA Yeah, it's a party in the CIA

  • 1

    maddado

    8 years ago

    Where is Torchwood??

  • 1

    Beasting69

    8 years ago

    The CIA needs to be poisoned. Rotten pieces of shit. I know you're spying on my comments so FUCK YOU YOU PIECES OF DOG SHIT I HOPE YOU DIE. How about you let the citizens that pay their hard earned money to pay for your shady ass organization see those classified documents. I hope you get burned alive

  • 1

    Wendy Vong

    8 years ago

    i want to be work at the BAU LOL

  • 1

    Thalia

    9 years ago

    the truth is out there :0

  • 1

    Antmango

    9 years ago

    Steel All America's dirty little Secrets :)

  • 1

    Cameron

    9 years ago

    i wanna be a super spy

  • 1

    William Michael Keith Furniss

    9 years ago

    so, internal or external affairs is the real question. terrorists or drug dealers and murderers

  • 1

    J Neutron

    9 years ago

    CIA= Desk Job (spec ops notwithstanding). At least in the FBI you'd be doing something proactive

  • 1

    Amelia Pond

    9 years ago

    Dude.... Id get to investigate MURDER! Who wouldn't want to do that?!?! I'd get to poke dead bodys, intterogate suspects..... Life would be awesome.

    • 3

      William

      9 years ago

      "I get to poke dead bodies!" - Sherlock Holmes

  • 1

    Noodletron

    9 years ago

    C.I.A. Gets all the agents!

  • 1

    Nöûdà

    9 years ago

    OPEN UR DOOR !! FBI !! LoL and It'd be so much fun if it was a bathroom door 3:)

  • 1

    suckmeridges

    9 years ago

    either way im corrupt so yay!

  • 1

    Omni

    9 years ago

    CIA as it's international, and I'm from the uk.

  • 0

    bullshit choices

    6 months ago

    I don't have to torture people.

  • 0

    Blai4750TY

    9 months ago

    I can finally yell F.B.I OPEN MOTHER ******

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