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Have the ability to pull out of your pockets the exact change needed for ANY purchase

Have the ability to discreetly read minds

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Have the ability to pull out of your pockets the exact change needed for ANY purchase
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Have the ability to discreetly read minds

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  • 433

    [deleted]

    6 years ago

    Person who answered blue: *Attempts to buy aircraft carrier, immediately buried under 16 billion quarters, dies*

    • 256

      xgothasaurusxx

      6 years ago

      When someone uses the phrase "exact change" they don't necessarily mean "coins". When something costs five dollars and you give them a ten, your change is five dollars, unless they're out of bills, they won't give you all coins.

    • 56

      animal42

      6 years ago

      I laughed too hard at this...

    • 127

      Meow

      6 years ago

      Assuming everyone who clicked blue wants to buy an aircraft carrier.

    • 55

      Makoshark

      5 years ago

      Well why wouldn't you? The blue answer kind of implies being able to pull infinite money out of your pockets. An aircraft carrier would be at the top of my list here.

    • 3

      Meemo2

      5 years ago

      HAHAHA lol

    • 4

      Jeremy Ritchie

      5 years ago

      i was iffy on this question. then you made me alaugh

    • 2

      Franklin Chen

      5 years ago

      LMAO

    • 3

      Shayna Brown

      5 years ago

      Sorry, no.

    • 1

      fapperdefasp

      5 years ago

      @xgothasaurusxx because everyone can afford an aircraft carrier

    • 20

      Wendall Horton

      5 years ago

      I dunno, I would rather buy a space battleship.

    • 1

      Franklin Chen

      5 years ago

      @xgothasaurus All right, you'd just be buried under billions of dollars.

    • 22

      Shaco Clone

      5 years ago

      While you read minds i will be busy filling my bank account because i am depositing the perfect amount of money each time then i buy whatever i want i will never be in debt

    • 4

      Collin Graham Jr.

      5 years ago

      Y not buy a falcon or maybe a house not everyone wants an aircraft carrier I'd rather a falcon

    • 8

      Jesse Bisunia

      5 years ago

      Who the fuck would want to buy an aircraft carrier?

    • 2

      Caleblank

      5 years ago

      Hahaha

    • 4

      ginny weasly

      5 years ago

      so true

    • 4

      DEcobra11

      5 years ago

      Read minds, so I know what people have in their pockets ¬¬

    • 12

      TheIdiotKing

      5 years ago

      Do you accept pennies? 1.2.3.4.5......464.....6568.....999999999....1000111010110010112

    • 1

      Hellix

      5 years ago

      where would they put said aircraft carrier after the purchase anyway?

    • 6

      Leimukai

      5 years ago

      Because everybody wants an aircraft carrier.

    • 11

      Predatorsfan13

      5 years ago

      I love how this comment sparked an entire conversation about buying aircraft carriers.

    • 3

      Musicgirl20021

      4 years ago

      pulling out the exact change is unnecessary if you use a credit or debit card...

    • 18

      Jack

      4 years ago

      Blue is basically unlimited money

    • 1

      The Predator

      4 years ago

      @Hellix, I would recommend the ocean or some other large body of water

    • 12

      Cody Dudash

      4 years ago

      infinite money... sign me up.

    • 4

      Love_Is_Real

      4 years ago

      @Hellix They would put the aircraft carrier in their massive backyard because they were able to pull out money to buy a big house and a big yard... Duh... =.=

    • 4

      MotherConfessor

      4 years ago

      @fapperdefasp dude you have infinite money

    • 7

      Glaceon999

      4 years ago

      CASHMONEYBITCHES AW YEAH

    • 1

      Utah G

      4 years ago

      reading your comment made me regret my choice

    • 1

      Evalgra

      3 years ago

      Delicious.

    • 4

      Deathblade99

      2 years ago

      I'd rather buy a tank...

    • 1

      Themegabro

      2 years ago

      Well i would start a show and be the man who could read minds and become famous and rich and buy that aircraft carrier :)

    • 0

      Noob Plays Stuff

      2 years ago

      lol

    • 0

      Cornelius

      2 years ago

      seems legit... just hire bill gates..

    • 0

      Aj Gustaf

      2 years ago

      Exactly

    • 0

      mohammad

      2 years ago

      I WANNA BUY CALL OF DUTY BLACK OPS 3

    • 1

      Godzillafangirl

      2 years ago

      Change doesnt mean coins. it could be a paper dollar. This wah you cna buy ANYTHING.

    • 0

      turu1702

      2 years ago

      lol

    • 3

      Deadpool

      2 years ago

      Me: "Sir I bet you 10 dollars that I can guess the number in your head. You thinking 3 billion 500 million 250 thousand 9 hundred ninety-nine." Sir: "Dammit heres your $10"

    • 0

      Zyth

      2 years ago

      Haha

    • 0

      Tom

      2 years ago

      You pull the money out of your pocket, it doesn't just appear, so you wouldn't be buried under those coin. the pockets on your pants would probably get obliterated though.

    • 0

      glitch101

      2 years ago

      this was way to easy

    • 0

      dudeguy44

      2 years ago

      fund nasa go to mars

    • 1

      Owen

      2 years ago

      Its a good way to die...

    • 0

      Tiger4Gaming

      2 years ago

      i want to buy microsoft and nintendo

    • 0

      Bob da boss

      2 years ago

      Yay now I know if my crush likes me oh

    • 0

      Bob da boss

      2 years ago

      :'(

    • 0

      jeremy

      2 years ago

      i would just buy video games

    • 0

      AbbyLyn

      2 years ago

      It doesn't say in coins, it says exact change, which can be paid with bills.

    • 0

      Horsee

      2 years ago

      To find out private information

    • 1

      BraZZers

      2 years ago

      just read all phd's minds, also impress your favroit chicks..etc.

    • 0

      christian1006

      2 years ago

      i feel you... besides, how much change can you put in your pocket

    • 0

      Julian

      2 years ago

      LOL

    • 0

      ParadoxedLife

      2 years ago

      still, if you use 5 or 10 dollar bills, it would still be heavy. so no to that

    • 1

      I'll follow the sun

      2 years ago

      Any purchase? So, like you're buying a mansion worth millions and you pull that much change out? COOL!

    • 0

      Master2All

      2 years ago

      lol didn't even think about this.

    • 0

      Sam

      2 years ago

      ok captain low self esteem XD

    • 0

      UnderMau

      1 year ago

      I would wanna read minds.... SO I KNOW WHO LIKES ME AND MY FRIEND!!!

    • 2

      Julia

      1 year ago

      I don't want to read minds, I think that exact change is awesome, I would never even use the mind reading so I think change is more useful, plus I was hoping for a yellowish green Lamborghini :)

    • 0

      Lightning23

      1 year ago

      I meant to click red lol

    • 1

      JackChase

      1 year ago

      who would want that

    • 1

      Ashten

      1 year ago

      @hellix they would buy an airport, and a mansion, and anything else they wanted to put an aircraft carrier in

    • 0

      PsychicSandshrew

      1 year ago

      @Deadpool "Discreetly"

    • 0

      Sgittarius_98

      1 year ago

      reading minds would be a great way to get revenge

    • 0

      Alan

      1 year ago

      put it in a card

    • 0

      Air Conditioner

      1 year ago

      I already answered this soo i can do both now

    • 1

      Alexa

      1 year ago

      Sgttarius_9i8, it said READ minds, not control them, you dumbfuck.

    • 0

      GriffinDoge420826

      1 year ago

      I don't want to know what is in people's heads because I'm not a stalker

    • 1

      AdventureReagam

      1 year ago

      hmm read minds or spend 2 mins less buying thing hmm hard decision

    • 1

      George

      1 year ago

      exact change doesn't necessarily mean coins it can mean notes e.g. me: how much is it? guy: £250.50 (or $250.50 if use dollars) me: *reaches into wallet and pulls out 2 £/$100 bills 1 £/$50 and 50p/c

    • 0

      Bob.3electric

      1 year ago

      Infinite money. What's not to like? Also, you don't have to pull out all the change at the same time.

    • 0

      awesomegames

      1 year ago

      NO!

    • 0

      Tannieboy

      7 months ago

      Why would anyone laugh at this shit a** joke.

    • 0

      Tannieboy

      7 months ago

      Nvr mind, did not get joke. hahaah i"m dead inside.

    • 1

      FantasticLesae

      4 months ago

      i put the money on my card

    • 0

      Eleanor

      3 months ago

      I already do this

    • 0

      Manga

      1 day ago

      Lol iPhone Xs here i come!

  • 132

    Gringomiester

    6 years ago

    i don't think I'd want to know what most people are thinking.

    • 60

      valduck17

      6 years ago

      Facebook. Twitter. Yep, nothing to do here.

    • 21

      canthinkofname

      6 years ago

      Yeah, imagine walking pass someone you have zero interest in knowing what's running through their mind and be filled with disgust.

    • 43

      Okmrbob

      6 years ago

      Reads someones mind "Holy sh*t he can read my mind to!"

    • 20

      FreakingLoser

      6 years ago

      I don't want to invade people's privacy c:

    • 4

      I'maboss

      5 years ago

      EXACTLY

    • 16

      Edward L. Rosario

      5 years ago

      it says discretely not uncontrollably mabe you can chose what to hear and what not

    • 5

      Refrigerator

      5 years ago

      I knew you were going to say that.

    • 6

      Utah G

      4 years ago

      I'll buy a penthouse in new york

    • 1

      Rabu Tsuyoiude

      2 years ago

      Yeah... me neither, there are some sick people out there ._.

    • 1

      Aj Gustaf

      2 years ago

      U get to chose when tho also i could get there credit card number

    • 0

      loophole101

      2 years ago

      Does ANY purchase include buying someone's hart?

    • 0

      loophole101

      2 years ago

      Does ANY purchase include buying someone's hart?

    • 1

      Jawuan Cleveland

      2 years ago

      Walks into a store read the clerks mind u say "o shit i hav a crush on her daughter" not realizing u said it out loud" Oh no

    • 0

      Milothelilo

      2 years ago

      Lol I feel you

    • 1

      Alex

      2 years ago

      Read people mind and bank account details. Problem?

    • 0

      proakie

      2 years ago

      true imagine all the insults

  • 38

    p01arb33r

    6 years ago

    I will take a Bugatti please

  • 33

    Matthew

    6 years ago

    Um i would just go buy the nicest things I wanted, go to the most fancy restaurants etc... I dont know why anyone wouldnt want that.

    • 13

      stater354

      6 years ago

      Greed is one of the 7 sins

    • 55

      Aleksander Mortensen

      6 years ago

      No such thing as sins

    • 20

      Th3vil1

      6 years ago

      Also, who said it's all for themselves?

    • 8

      Th3vil1

      6 years ago

      Also, who said it's all for themselves?

    • 3

      Phyre

      6 years ago

      Still spending your own money...

    • 11

      snoopy1556

      6 years ago

      There's something called poker... Yeah I could win money there by reading minds. And also, VEGAS ROADTRIP peace out sucka!!!

  • 23

    DarklordTheo

    6 years ago

    Assuming we can use this to help pay for taxes.

  • 20

    yellowhat

    6 years ago

    You could live a normal life, eat out everyday, have a low-stress job or none at all, just make up excuses so no one finds out about your power.

    • 2

      deadkraze

      6 years ago

      You could live a normal life, eat out most days, have a normal job or a low-stress one, just make up excuses so no one finds out about your power. PLUS; you know everyone's secrets so you got dirt on everyone, AND; you don't need to wear pants :)

  • 14

    god.

    6 years ago

    there would be so much conflict if people could hear everyone's thoughts about them. and no privacy.

  • 14

    Ryan19

    6 years ago

    Needed for ANY purchase, people!! ANY purchase! Who cares that some random on the street is thinking "Oooh, did I remember to turn the stove off?", you can afford anything you want, whenever you want... unless you're shopping online

    • 1

      JustAGirl

      2 years ago

      but you could pull a credit card out of your pocket with the amount of money on it and use that :P

  • 12

    Bronson

    6 years ago

    "Sir that will be 1000000 dollars", "no prob"

    • 2

      deadkraze

      6 years ago

      MWAHAHAH! I TOOK YOUR PANTS, NOW WHAT? :D

    • 7

      Dominic

      6 years ago

      shirt pocket! :P

    • 1

      Leroy Jenkins

      4 years ago

      MWAHAHAH! I TOOK YOUR SHIRT, NOW WHAT? ;D

    • 6

      milkninjas

      4 years ago

      OMG LOOK MY WALLET ONLY HAS 2 DOLLARS LEFT*trys to buy a shirt*(cashier)*that`ll be 100.14$ sir(me)damn*looks at wallet and finds 200$*

  • 12

    SkullCrackarn

    6 years ago

    Imagine how much money you could win in poker. Then you would have both money AND the ability to read minds.

  • 11

    Lawrence

    6 years ago

    Reading mind would be awesome but also suck. You would find out a lot of shit about people around you that you really didn't want to know.

  • 10

    Kai2max

    6 years ago

    I don't need a power to read people's minds - I already have facebook.

  • 7

    Tex Simon

    6 years ago

    Who chooses red?

  • 6

    luke

    6 years ago

    This is asking me would you rather live in paradise or a beyond useless power

  • 6

    Crissy

    6 years ago

    I'm scared to find out what some people are thinking.

    • 0

      Leroy Jenkins

      4 years ago

      You don't have to hear everyones thoughts.

    • 1

      XYZinferno

      2 years ago

      I find red useless. Reading minds usually doesn't benefit you as much as infinitye money.

  • 6

    GareBear

    6 years ago

    I'd be able to quit my job. Oh, and I'd also start donating large sums of money to charities. Why? Because I can.

    • 3

      deadkraze

      6 years ago

      But you can't do it without pants. :)

    • 1

      showerbro

      5 years ago

      the power wouldnt let you donate money because its not a purchase, but you could use all the money you get from your job to donate, while just using your power for everything else

  • 5

    shawnee younvanich

    6 years ago

    as they say, ignorance is bliss

  • 4

    KOOLGUY® (PT)

    5 years ago

    Ferrari, here I come!

  • 4

    Joseph Coleman

    6 years ago

    blue= pull out enough money for ANY purchase, lol im buying a yacht

  • 4

    iluvkfc

    6 years ago

    You could make as much cash as you want using mind-reading ability.

  • 4

    Raptorsayshi

    6 years ago

    I like the idea of going to buy a Ultimate model car, with pennies.

  • 3

    mykoira

    5 years ago

    reading minds or infinite money?

  • 3

    Patzer

    5 years ago

    Then I will win Poker championships, become rich and then buy whatever I want.

  • 3

    Shayna Brown

    5 years ago

    Then i would buy mind reading...

  • 3

    WillyT

    5 years ago

    You can't realm around money, it will ruin you and you would have nothing to wok for in life D:

  • 3

    Tommapar

    6 years ago

    I have one buck, and I have to buy a $3000 thing, I would pull out of my pockets the exact change needed to buy it (ANY purchase) I could make money from thin air

  • 3

    Jordan Morrell Frei

    6 years ago

    I'd rather have money all the time than have to hear what people are thinking. wanna buy a house? pull $300,000 out of pants and watch real estate agent shit a brick ( and you know the only thing SHES going to be thinking is " WTF"

  • 3

    ViperSV

    6 years ago

    I wished of having pants like those since I was a child. It is the best way to never worry about the little things and not be trapped entirely by wealth.

  • 3

    Potatomaster

    6 years ago

    I play the poker world championship and win millions!

  • 3

    Bob2ball

    6 years ago

    i would buy a large island

  • 3

    horsedickdotmpeg

    6 years ago

    Why would anyone want to pull out change, its completely idiotic.

    • 19

      Tamlen

      6 years ago

      Yes, because invading someone's privacy is more useful than unlimited money. Logic?

  • 2

    Patrick of Ohio

    5 years ago

    We already do have the change ability. It's called a debit card.

  • 2

    TheShadowClan

    5 years ago

    Blue is better because it says needed for ANY purchase so we could purchase the ability to read minds.

  • 2

    randomasianguy

    5 years ago

    I can pay for anything, y not right?

  • 2

    Primus

    5 years ago

    I don't want to be known as the person who can read everything you think.

  • 2

    Norman Jesse Cone IV

    5 years ago

    one is for convenience, one is getting the ability of something impossible

  • 2

    Kyndri Danger Hopkin

    6 years ago

    ANY purchase. That's means you are unlimitedly rich. I mean it would be a lot of quarters but you could still buy anything. And also people mostly just think about themselves so it'd be boring.

  • 2

    Kirsten

    6 years ago

    Endless money. Yes please.

  • 1

    iiTZGH0Stt

    10 months ago

    i know youre thinking about cats...

  • 0

    guard10102

    1 month ago

    That means if you give one cent to buy a highly expensive computer and you reach into your pocket you can have that money

  • 1

    Adam Itzla

    2 years ago

    when you read minds you can blackmail rich people into giving you money

  • 1

    @Minecraft2Day

    2 years ago

    Infinite MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 1

    Hala Hosam

    2 years ago

    Read minds then i can know where my mom hides my phone

  • 1

    DanSepticeye

    2 years ago

    Person who answered blue: Attempts to buy the one and only levatating device, immediately gets buried under $100000000000000000000000000 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 dollar bills- Guy says: Uh oh, O_O *Gets covered and dies immediately for some reason.

  • 1

    Mason Cook

    2 years ago

    You could singlehandedly cause mass inflation

  • 1

    RLordKnight

    2 years ago

    Read minds, because, with the blue answer, you can get a lot of money, but with the red answer, you can trade to get the money.

  • 1

    thecodeman95

    4 years ago

    I don't understand why this is so lopsided.

  • 1

    Jamberry101

    4 years ago

    72% clearly don't understand what discreet means

  • 1

    #Asha

    4 years ago

    Id be rich!!!!!!!!! °_°

  • 1

    jacknohe

    4 years ago

    Hell yeah you could buy anything

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