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lingonchip
I nearly hurled just thinking about those choices
MarkTheGr8
What? So there's an unopened box of juice in my trash. Why's that gross? Seriously though, why does people's trash produce juice? My trash is rather dry; I doubt you'd be able to get two cups of juice from that.
danielle
i like milk :3
Theorcofdead
even 6 months bad, that milk can practically think for itself, it would almost be forbidden to drink that.
MeGustaL0T
LOLOLOL MY TRASH IS DRY! xD
Kaylee
id just put a bunch of ice cream to melt in the trash bag. never said the trash bag had to be full of trash. i win
Jacob Dittmer
Its basically cottage cheese by then, except with nasty bacteria. I hate cottage cheese anyway.
camogizmo1672
you could freeze the milk before it expires the wait 6 months
TheDoctorTARDIS
My trash is dry!
sourcupcake123
Our trash isn't that gross. Old stuff is pretty rare, so it would just be dinner, last nights dinner, the last 3 or 4 dinners basically
Epicsiabzoo
Drinkign that milk could make you SUPER sick
Sammyflabbergast
Only 16oz right?
joe
It would be cheese
LT. derp
@Markthegr8 LOOPHOLES
Garrett Reider
I wanna change my answer I thought it was juice made of trash (I have made some of that b4)
Elena
You know, it really depends on what the trash contains.
Node Kat
I'm alergic to milk
GoTrump
chose wrong one
Ziluke
Never said how small the cups were xD
Transpecies Leopard
@MarktheGr8 As someone who used to be a Janitor, you would be surprised the percentage of trash at resorts is just a mixture of different beers and sodas and added with the taste of every food and a diaper.
Meme Boyo
If the milk was kept refrigerated for that amount of time it should be relatively safe to drink even six months after the expiration date.
lolnoobrekt
the milk could be frozen then unthawed
nerdjosh42
Wouldn't it be bordering on cheese by then?
bigmsmallb
With uncontrolled bacterial growth, what you would be drinking would not be the kind of cheese you want to consume.
Salomon
By trash juice i mean the juice that drips out of your trash bag...
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semen?
Serenity
You should have put that in the additional information section. You know, because it's additional information.
Mattias Larsson
Imagine there being a gallon of milk that has past 6 months past expiration date XD
Emily Coraline Bryson
Never in my life has there been juice dripping from my trash bags...how often do you throw yours out and what in the hell do you put in there?
Olipops
Tbf I understood what it meant without additional info
ThatGirlCalledChasity
I don't have trash juice so.....
The_Arsonist_OM
uhg...
Omar
YOLO!
Callum Sheridan
Swag fags...swag fags everywhere. gtfo
Cyerdous
Swag dumbasses, I hate them all.
tinmanx1
does that apply to people who believe in reincarnation?
Mike Buonomo
YODO
Randy Koehler
YODA. bitch
talkingtree4
Trash Juice is another word for any unhealthy drink such as alcohol or certain sodas high is sugars
Htopop
Um no
menderza2
First voted and comennt
Jerry Jerryson
That's great but you missed your chance to make the first hilarious joke.
iJesse
Jerry worded it better than I could have ever possibly done so myself.
CreeperAssassin
Go to juice it ups trash can
FalloutBoy
Drinking one gallon of milk in one hour will make you automatically puke, but six months past the expiration date would do that already.
nlolhere
That was a hard choice.
Wonderful Witty
You dont know whats in that trash juice...
mrnugget12313
Logic: you can be poisoned by the trash and... die
Pyrocynical
Stupid alert: You can die from poisoning and the bacteria that are living in something that was milk before
naomi
it dosent say how big the cup is
DubstepTaco
What if you just took out the trash and poured coke in the trash. Then you'd only have to drink 2 cups of coke
Ferreteh
The expiration date could have been a misprint. I win.
aorsak
I'd throw away oranges! Orange juice FTW! Loop. Hole.
Traver Tilley
Trash juice meaning that week of trash before its thrown out right then I prefer the milk do you know what nasty stuff you throw in trash and imagine all that in a cup not to mention the smell of it ??? I have dogs so I definitely would choose milk at least it's only spoiled milk
KilltheHobos
As long as I'm allowed to hurl.
Goatpuncher
at least the milk can't kill you.
Liam Roberts
Would you even be able to chug milk at that point?!
Michael May
_>
GigaWutt
That milk would be solid.
mistamistaadamsandler
Fuck this question is hard
Damian TheMove
Isn't expired milk supposed to be cheese or something related to that? I'll go with the expired milk
Danny Monollock Hill
I'd pick the milk because at least you know what you're drinking/eating
ALAN
it could be a juic box
Alfred
Nobody said the cup has to be big
The_Arsonist_OM
could i blend it first?
Krys2804YT
They never said no shot glasses
OJJ
I hardly have that much trash.
Claud
Can't, I'm lactose intolerant.
IcecreamMahouShoujo
well... if i chug it maybe I'll faint be for i finish...
guillermo
what if your trashcan is filled with juice and very clean
that racist guy
Just because I is three month expired does not mean It would be horrible
EnoughCactus
yes it does
emilee
Um of course the juice
Siempie
You cant do the milk, its impossible. Even if the milk was regular you would puke after half a gallon. And i had to pick to anwser.
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Dawn Blackstock
I'm lactose intolerant so it wasn't a difficult choice!
James Hunter
But Im pretty sure you'd have to cut the milk.lol
Llamasaurusrex
isnt it yogurt?
owlgrandecity
Truth is it already happened. Three times. To Soy, Chocolate and Diet.
Greentiger
two cups is quicker than a whole gallon
Stupid
Milk is disgusting
Rylee Valek
It never said we can’t get sick or drink good milk after and inbetween
Luchi
Me gusta la leche podrida
apabeossie
May I add some fruit?
sonzaiyoku
ehats in the trash tho there might be soup
Oliver Brewster
Didn’t say how big the cups are
Ryan
Been there.Done that
Fatima
I'll chug two cups of trash juice out of my trash can, which has juice in it.
StoodMapleChallange
who said anything about giving it to your annoying sister?
Liam
Your going to throw up anyways, plus I'm allergic to milk...