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28% kill your best friend and $1 million

72% be killed and end world hunger

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Be killed and end world hunger

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  • 517

    ಠ_ಠ

    7 years ago

    "kill your best friend and $1 million", I can see how you could kill your best friend, but how would I kill a million dollars?

    • 188

      Jerry Jerryson

      7 years ago

      Invest it in Frito-Lay.

    • 49

      Gage Lamb

      7 years ago

      Jerry Jerryson, I have been on this site for 4 hours, and I have laughed not once, until I saw your comment. Thank you. lololol

    • 18

      Crazed3raser

      7 years ago

      guys i think that the point he is making with his comment is that the question says kill your friend and one million dollars, not kill your friend and GET 1 mil, its a typo but it makes it seem like you kill 1 mil too

    • 9

      RavingLunatic

      7 years ago

      go through the stress of converting that shit into sterling or die. hmmmm.....

    • 10

      Dariusz G. Jagielski

      6 years ago

      What can I say? I am selfless dick.

    • 1

      H3rothINA

      6 years ago

      we need a sword for the 1 million $

    • 1

      hitherepedobear

      6 years ago

      I'mma let you finish, but WHO CARES?

    • 4

      Corey Chang

      6 years ago

      FOR ALL MANKIND

    • 6

      [deleted]

      6 years ago

      Why would I kill my best friend if I could end world hunger?

    • 9

      Likelyhood

      5 years ago

      Does he imply they will feast upon my flesh?

    • 4

      Cody Dudash

      5 years ago

      @Jerry Jerryson That comment made my day XD

    • 13

      Glaceon999

      5 years ago

      Make friends with someone you hate, say that they are your best friend, kill them, get money!

    • 6

      MalDK

      4 years ago

      Just stab that 1million a few times. Should be all good. Then meme the cashier's expression when you try to pay for something

    • 0

      epaRi

      4 years ago

      With fire

    • 0

      Ibrahammer

      4 years ago

      Did they do that on purpose

    • 1

      DarkPhoenix999

      4 years ago

      1 million to me right now? The world is saved.(I dont have the time to tell what i would do with it, but i would not be that american bitch and buy a Bugatti and a mansion)

    • 0

      Pinkie pie

      4 years ago

      Also, MY NAME IS NOW KILLER. I HAVE ENDED WORLD HUNGER.

    • 0

      Pinkie pie

      4 years ago

      Killer* also l00pholes

    • 0

      Pinkie pie

      4 years ago

      Killed*

    • 0

      kiel

      3 years ago

      burn it

    • 0

      Onee-chan

      3 years ago

      dis comment made my day xD but i think it means if u kill ur best friend its like burning a million dollars i guess..

    • 0

      Ezra (TWF)

      3 years ago

      I would die to a nosebleed to Dante as a girl, in a catsuit... Yes i'm male ;3;

    • 0

      Thegreat

      3 years ago

      CLEEEEVER U.U

    • 0

      Keelan barron

      3 years ago

      funny.

    • 0

      Deadpoooooool

      3 years ago

      i think they mean you get the money if u kill him

    • 0

      Nessie

      3 years ago

      Survival, I'm too young to die.

    • 0

      emporio22

      3 years ago

      yeah, you get the money

    • 0

      The Dark Rogue

      3 years ago

      give meh

    • 0

      Poppers

      3 years ago

      I noticed that too...

    • 0

      Roy12Zoom

      3 years ago

      SACRIFICES MUST BE MADE!

    • 3

      AROGT277YT

      3 years ago

      if i kill my b.f. i will be so sad. I do not care about 1million $. I don't wanna lose my b.f. best regards to my best friend lewis. wish u good luck man. VIEL GLÜCK LEWIS. ;(;(;((;(;(;;(;(;(;( DON'T KILL UR B.F. pls ;(;(;(

    • 0

      FaZe Teequo

      3 years ago

      You could burn a million dollars.

    • 1

      Donavan

      3 years ago

      no it means get 1M by killing your best friend

    • 0

      hunter

      3 years ago

      y if a girl was your best friend i well fake kill she looks dead but still alive so 1millon$ for free

    • 1

      Mike

      3 years ago

      everyone who choose blue is selfish af

    • 0

      Obiwan244

      3 years ago

      BETTER THEM THAN ME

    • 0

      Snowleppared

      2 years ago

      I HAVE NO FRIENDS :D

    • 0

      Mackenzie

      2 years ago

      Stab the money with a knife and burn it.

    • 0

      daddycumbubble

      2 years ago

      stupid nigger

    • 0

      R-Dizzle

      2 years ago

      My Best Friend Chose Red

    • 0

      person

      2 years ago

      I think you get the money if you kill you're friend but trying to kill the money sounds a lot funnier but sadly I have no friends to kill to kill or earn that million

    • 0

      Gurserds

      2 years ago

      I would die either way, I would probably suicide if I do the first one.

    • 2

      OdesseyLover

      2 years ago

      Money buys freinds

    • 3

      GUYisaperson

      1 year ago

      I am evil MWAHHAHAH

    • 0

      falsenamesaveme

      1 year ago

      lel

    • 0

      ninjapuppy125

      1 year ago

      same

    • 0

      Mabel

      1 year ago

      I want to die anyway :)

    • 0

      Eleanor

      1 year ago

      For the better of the world

    • 0

      Vetrix

      1 year ago

      That’s what I thought

    • 0

      CaptainMarvel

      1 year ago

      Seriously? I LOVE my friend like a SISTER, and I saved a bunch of people so.. I’m ok with dying and don’t worry I’m not suicidal I just want to save people

    • 0

      Greatest Ever

      1 year ago

      Jerry Jerryson HOW DARE YOU FORGET ABOUT TOYS R US!!!!!

    • 0

      xXSwordbroXx

      11 months ago

      World hunger doesnt effect me soooo

    • 0

      JoyElmer

      10 months ago

      i know right... I just fell confused about it, I think it means killing the money using scissors? XD

    • 0

      Mike

      4 months ago

      Means you get million dollars, you're not very intelligent huh

    • 0

      l.j.miller

      2 months ago

      exactly lol

  • 55

    Arktos

    7 years ago

    I don't have a best friend,FREE MONEY :D

  • 40

    poisonedlight

    7 years ago

    how do you kill a million dollars?

    • 0

      CaptainMarvel

      1 year ago

      I think it means you kill your friend & get rewarded with $1 million

  • 36

    Julian Walker

    7 years ago

    The $1 million is useless if I get life in prison.

  • 31

    Muschi

    7 years ago

    Why be selfish?

    • 135

      Ron Lemuel

      7 years ago

      You only get one life. Fuck that shit.

    • 20

      Lola12359

      7 years ago

      And you save hundreds

    • 51

      Ollie Devereux

      7 years ago

      i think you mean hundreds of millions

    • 8

      cunderthunt

      7 years ago

      @Ron YOLO

    • 3

      Lawrence

      7 years ago

      @cunderthunt YOGOL

    • 22

      Xarlot

      7 years ago

      my best friend's been a dick lately, he was being nicer for about a week, then a dick for no legitimate reason, so fuck him

    • 38

      2weirdy

      7 years ago

      Why the fuck should I care about anyone if I'm dead? There is no logic behind that. If you're dead, you're dead. There's nothing positive about saving millions, as you won't fucking care when you're dead.

    • 12

      Adam Collyridam

      7 years ago

      But why to kill 1 million $?

    • 5

      kelly

      7 years ago

      I agree. Do something great with your one life.

    • 37

      Ankit

      7 years ago

      Haha ending world hunger = over population by the billions within a decade, thats a biological factor to prevent that from happening, plus overpopulation = less resources for everyone resulting in a massive end to world structure and anarchy

    • 16

      Ben Mcquarrie

      7 years ago

      using science will never overtake morals. If it did why are we pouring billions of dollars into Africa each year when we all know it does next to nothing. Or why don't we euthenize people over 70? because we have morals and that is what makes humans the beautiful creatures we are. Yeahp, im a fucking hippie :)

    • 7

      Alvo Razzi

      7 years ago

      I don't believe in only one life. This being from a scientific perspective. I hate religion to the bone.

    • 7

      Jason Ramirez

      7 years ago

      Sry but this world is over populated soooo yea more ppl need to die

    • 8

      4chan

      7 years ago

      YOLO

    • 9

      4chan

      7 years ago

      YOLO

    • 8

      wartpig

      6 years ago

      @ben that why human will fall. they cant do what ensures survival for the species. look we kill each other over oil when we all know it will run out. instead we all could work together and expand to other worlds. we should let the people die in africa. its their problem and they offer nothing to the world. the land could be used to expand and gater resources formoving to the stars. but we choose to help people not smart enough to change location to find water or stop screwing and having dozens of kids they cant feed

    • 2

      likethebaus

      6 years ago

      Bros before hoes or money

    • 4

      Jaden Rogers

      5 years ago

      People just choose red because they don't want to seem mean. But in reality, everyone would choose blue.

    • 6

      (◐‿◑)

      5 years ago

      @wartpig the people living in Africa are not stupid, they can't just 'change locations' in fact other countries are stealing farm land in Africa so the people there can't even grow there own food. The reason people there have tons of kids is because the health care is so awful and there is a lack of education which they can't help so they need to have lots of kids because most of them don't live and they need to support the family. To those people saying that everyone would just choose red so they don't seem mean, would you really want to kill your BEST FRIEND? They are your best friend for a reason, this is someone who knows you really well, who has been there for you. Would you really want to KILL them just so you can live? Even if it was a stranger would you really be able to live with yourself after knowing that you killed them? Also world hunger is a HUGE problem, if it only took one life to stop it when so many people die because of it each day, you would save so many lives AND money.

    • 3

      DarkPhoenix999

      4 years ago

      People, there is too many of us here already, and there will be double as many as now 30 years. I dont want to speed the reproduction of mankind so we run out of resources faster.

    • 0

      terminator2233

      4 years ago

      I agree

    • 0

      turu1702

      3 years ago

      @ron Lemuel so you dont feel any regret in killing your best friend for money? You dont really care about your friends, then. You only have them, and when the opportunity comes you just kill the to wi n you a little money!!???. You are a disgusting person and a fucking selfish and greedy person, who would murder (and not anyone, your BEST FRIEND) without giving a second thought.

  • 17

    Seth Wilcox

    7 years ago

    How the hell do you kill $1 million dollars?

  • 14

    FlabbyBanana

    7 years ago

    ha! i tricked it! i don't..............have..................any.................friends.................im lonely

    • 2

      Vada

      5 years ago

      Well im your friend now and opppp you killed meh

    • 1

      XYZinferno

      3 years ago

      So you typed that in the afterlife, Vada?

  • 14

    RikuXander

    7 years ago

    Why would I kill my best friend and kill $1 million?

    • 10

      nigg

      6 years ago

      why the fuck would you be killed?

    • 1

      Tex Dunn

      3 years ago

      You're just too self-absorbed to realize that your ONE life is helping MILLIONS of people. This question should be a no-brainer, honestly.

    • 0

      Veronica

      3 years ago

      Tex Dunn Tbh, for me it's a no-brainer but because i obviously don't want to die. Yeah, it's selfish

  • 14

    Tiki_Guy

    7 years ago

    My best friend is my computer. I kill the computer, I buy a new one. It's a win-win :)

  • 9

    Anders Bjørnkjær B

    7 years ago

    "Kill your best friend and $1 million" means kill friend and kill $1 million.. xD

  • 9

    remon

    7 years ago

    i don't want to kill $1 million dollars

  • 6

    Alexander Addison

    7 years ago

    I am a terrible, terrible person.

  • 5

    Patrick Keith Justad

    7 years ago

    I'm kind'a like Jesus.

  • 4

    Danniel

    7 years ago

    I can make another best friend.

    • 1

      turu1702

      3 years ago

      Best friends cannot just be replaced. You dont care about your best friend. You just kill him for money, and then you replace him????? Thats fucked up, man.

    • 0

      megagutsman

      2 years ago

      Not only that but he doesn't get the $1 million so he would be killing his friend for nothing!.

  • 4

    furiouscucumber

    7 years ago

    i haven't even think.

  • 0

    Andrew

    1 week ago

    Kill my best friend cuz jokes on you I do not have one

  • 2

    FluttieGamer

    4 years ago

    Well... One dies and a Billion lives...

  • 2

    Krishna Mandal

    4 years ago

    I have an enemy best friend so :/

  • 2

    athiestderp

    5 years ago

    It says end world hunger, not end DEATH from it… I don't know I just don't want to kill my best friend…

  • 2

    PressFartToContinue

    6 years ago

    Kill your friend AND 1 mill

  • 2

    K.S.

    6 years ago

    My $1 mil is being killed too? Lol ill save humanity.

  • 2

    Airoe

    7 years ago

    shit I accidentally clicked the blue option

  • 2

    kali

    7 years ago

    lolz blue but jk

  • 2

    tyler

    7 years ago

    YOLO i choose this answer just to say that :) in all seriousness i would choose red.

  • 2

    Pattywagon

    7 years ago

    He may have been hit buy a bus and slowly dying, so...

  • 2

    Zack Acors

    7 years ago

    I'll think of it as being a better version of the Mass Effect 3 ending.

  • 2

    Ian Delcourt

    7 years ago

    yup

  • 2

    Joker

    7 years ago

    People over person.

    • 0

      fuckboi76

      3 years ago

      Nope fuck them the earths overpopulated time to gas the rest of the Jews

  • 0

    TheKrazyKazoo

    2 weeks ago

    It's kinda shocking how many people would kill their best friend for a million dollars... With that mindset, it's a wonder how those people get best friends.

  • 0

    [deleted]

    1 month ago

    don't care about the money, but I want them niggers to keep starvin'

  • 0

    Rebel_playz

    1 month ago

    be killed and end world hunger cause then your doing something great think logical people doing a good deed is better than getting $1 mil for yourself.

  • 1

    Ginny W

    1 year ago

    People who picked blue are really greedy. Money will only let you choose your form of misery.

  • 0

    Stikfig?

    1 month ago

    I've been through it before.

  • 1

    lol666666666666666666

    3 years ago

    2 Many People PERIOD........

  • 1

    lol666666666666666666

    3 years ago

    2 Many People PERIOD........

  • 1

    snake96

    3 years ago

    So long bitch

  • 1

    TheKnight101

    3 years ago

    Ending world hunger could have huge ramifications. How would it end? Would some sort of totalitarian government take over and ration food to people? That's the only realistic way you could put a total stop to world hunger... plus I only got one life.

  • 1

    Acelest

    4 years ago

    I don't want to kill a million dollars

  • 1

    Aiden

    4 years ago

    There is no cost for a life to be taken

  • 1

    Will6386

    4 years ago

    THIS WAS SO HARD TO CHOOSE

  • 1

    Saini_Senpai

    4 years ago

    Good quest meme named,so why you chose it?

  • 1

    Mango Masta

    4 years ago

    I forgot I could of just asked Donald Trump for a small loan of a million dollars ;p

  • 1

    Idvsaturn

    4 years ago

    WHY MUST I KILL ONE MILLION DOLLARS

    • 0

      justin

      4 years ago

      lolololololololololllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

  • 1

    Fetch

    4 years ago

    I've always wanted to kill 1 million dollars.

  • 1

    [deleted]

    5 years ago

    I don't care about the friend, but my life would be put to better use by solving world hunger

  • 1

    FoxtrotEcho

    5 years ago

    I love my best friend but I can't tell him

  • 1

    KAQ

    5 years ago

    Blue, what the hell. First off, you guys chose to kill your best friend and kill $1 000 000. You cannot kill money. Anyway, if the blue option meant kill your best friend and get $1 000 000, as you guys seem to think it means, you would kill your best friend for money. That's already pretty uncool on your parts. But if you chose blue, you would not only kill somebody close to you for money, but not end world hunger, just to save your pathetic lives. The human race is going to die anyway, but the way I see it, we should keep it going for as long as we can, and no human should be starved ( if they are truly good people ). I just want to sterilize all the cruel people on this site, including all 129 505 of you selfish morons.

    • 0

      Vada

      5 years ago

      My only friend is the computer,kill computer,use million dollars to buy another, use rest of money to buy food for the world! Its a win win

  • 1

    Emily

    5 years ago

    My best friend is one of the best things in my life without her I would die anyway so either way it turns the same

  • 1

    Adrian Swan

    5 years ago

    You can't end world hunger! You feed them today and they will be hungry tomorrow. There is an saying "If you feed a man a fish he will eat but be hungry tomorrow,but if you teach a man to fish he will never be hungry again". So unless you teach everyone in the world how to get food,you can't end world hunger.

  • 1

    Chris Fleming

    5 years ago

    How do you kill $1 Million?

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