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  • 668

    [deleted]

    6 years ago

    I already laugh at racist jokes.

    • 153

      IIMzBoss

      5 years ago

      u r so rude!!!

    • 82

      Zak Soenario

      5 years ago

      Hahaha true same

    • 50

      Jeanette

      5 years ago

      I laugh soo violently lol

    • 91

      yippee ki-yay

      5 years ago

      I've never heard a star trek joke in my entire life.

    • 125

      Chris

      5 years ago

      I was going to make a black joke, but ill just slave it for later

    • 16

      Zalem

      5 years ago

      @IIMzBoss Because we're all saints.

    • 23

      Josiah Thompson

      4 years ago

      I live in the south, there's racist jokes everywhere

    • 36

      Talon Turner

      4 years ago

      best way to fight racism is to be racist until it dosent matter anymore...

    • 8

      Taijah

      4 years ago

      True

    • 7

      tuppenycrane

      4 years ago

      true same there funny @IMZBoss bro we dont care polite hero and u aint no boss at all

    • 32

      OhMinnie

      4 years ago

      So basically your a racist dumb f_ck !

    • 2

      Electi

      4 years ago

      Same

    • 22

      Joshua Valadez

      4 years ago

      I was gonna tell a black joke, but someone stole it.

    • 26

      Wesley Snipes

      4 years ago

      @OhMinnie Just cause we enjoy a good racist joke doesn't make us racist. I have many friends who are brown/black and they laugh at the racist jokes I know. If you really want racism to go away then stop calling people racist, it's just another group of people to be judged and discriminated you racist. ;)

    • 21

      Tristan Opheim

      4 years ago

      Wow i did nazi that coming

    • 5

      Benjamin Luoma

      4 years ago

      Racist jokes are so funny NOONE CAN DENY IT ! Besides i already laugh at them OH SO VIOLENTLY

    • 20

      [deleted]

      4 years ago

      I already laugh at Star Trek jokes.

    • 14

      Danielus Olorin Maoleoin

      4 years ago

      dude what the ^#$$% !

    • 32

      Shedeek

      4 years ago

      Im black, and people have said racist things about me enough. I am disgusted by you.

    • 13

      DERPZgaming

      3 years ago

      KKK attacked my family and killed them hahahahhahahhaha lol

    • 13

      Richard

      3 years ago

      if one thinks that racist jokes are funny, does that mean he is a racist? of course not! christ, with my friends we sometimes say some racist or stereotypical jokes, we laugh at them but we are not racist. Damnit people, it's like saying that if one is a christian, he is a pedophile. Or maybe that was not the best example.

    • 8

      Jeanette

      3 years ago

      Is it racist to laugh at jokes of your own race? I don't see how it's racist at all. Obviously there is a time and a place for that type of joke like with all things but it's just about stereotypes and theyre funny and not true (for the most part..) so you people need to get over yourselves lol

    • 2

      mrsgoogoo

      3 years ago

    • 3

      Miyako

      3 years ago

      I'm a horrible person cx

    • 4

      Rick

      3 years ago

      Racist for the win!

    • 4

      palpuracid

      3 years ago

      iimmzboss, just because you laugh at racist jokes doesnt mean your racist

    • 2

      Carter

      3 years ago

      me too im so mean

    • 3

      Evalgra

      2 years ago

      We are terrible people lol

    • 17

      ijustlovetea

      2 years ago

      what the fuck is wrong with you

    • 3

      Sheba

      2 years ago

      I already laugh at both...

    • 13

      Steelzkillz99

      2 years ago

      evey1 who is blue is a racist!!!!

    • 2

      Sir

      2 years ago

      LOL!!

    • 3

      Dj Toasty

      2 years ago

      Lol your account got deleted

    • 9

      philtoplester

      2 years ago

      It's very low of you to only make fun of others' races that aren't yours

    • 7

      dink

      2 years ago

      wtf

    • 6

      Allahu-chan

      2 years ago

      I will tell you one Spock: captain Kirk: yes mister spock Spock: uhh, you didnt flushed the space tiolet Kirk: i know, i wanted that you checked the captains logs

    • 7

      Yoshi Legend

      2 years ago

      yeah but ONLY racist jokes and really mean ones! So fuck you

    • 4

      PyroAssassin573

      2 years ago

      I laugh at them too!

    • 9

      Annoying Dog

      2 years ago

      A person: hey i think those muslim women are plotting something Me: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Some person: wut?

    • 5

      AlexDude34

      2 years ago

      Shut up dummie

    • 4

      Janna04

      2 years ago

      so racist!!!

    • 5

      Janna04

      2 years ago

      why is (almost) everyone so racist! It's not even funny >:(

    • 4

      GabrielD

      2 years ago

      that not nice! don't laugh about that!

    • 0

      Lucas

      2 years ago

      SAME

    • 2

      lachlan

      2 years ago

      superman+batman=superblackman lol

    • 3

      trace

      2 years ago

      but that means you would be laughing at them in froungt of black people and that is not to good and im speaking from expearince

    • 2

      ThegirlonFIRE

      1 year ago

      you're a terrible person

    • 0

      GhostX0123

      1 year ago

      true

    • 0

      Woodsygrunt

      1 year ago

      true

    • 3

      sourcupcake123

      1 year ago

      2 things: 1) you are a terrible person 2) even if you get labeled "nerd" its better than getting beat up/offending people. racism is so charged if you say someones mexican they say you're racist

    • 0

      adolomin

      1 year ago

      lel

    • 2

      DEDPOOL

      1 year ago

      Go to hell Racist [email protected]#$%!

    • 2

      Meyling

      1 year ago

      Yeah.. What do you call a blind German? A Nazi! .I'm sorry :(

    • 1

      toshmantosh

      1 year ago

      thats not the point

    • 1

      Brandon

      1 year ago

      :0

    • 1

      kekheck

      1 year ago

      rudek ids xd

    • 0

      Hobojoewhale

      1 year ago

      same

    • 0

      Jackster

      1 year ago

      I would tell a white joke but I'm blind

    • 0

      Persona

      1 year ago

      Same with me, dude.

    • 0

      Speknekje

      1 year ago

      i accidently chose read, please god believe me

    • 0

      glitch101

      1 year ago

      same deleted same

    • 1

      Gabby Kohl

      1 year ago

      Racist weirdo

    • 0

      GABY

      1 year ago

      sameee

    • 0

      54violetcat

      1 year ago

      Josiah Thompsan, I feel you cause I live in Texas. The south

    • 0

      The Dark Rogue

      1 year ago

      ^^ that's what i wanted 2 say

    • 1

      Syd_Vixious

      1 year ago

      What is wrong with ur life bruh!

    • 0

      RazeDYTB2001

      1 year ago

      lol

    • 1

      thewizerd

      1 year ago

      Really?

    • 0

      LeonAnswer

      1 year ago

      Me 2 m8

    • 1

      Rogoth

      1 year ago

      star trek for life!

    • 2

      Shannon

      1 year ago

      Laughing at racist jokes nowadays can get you killed, whether you are racist yourself or not. Nerds (the people who laugh at Star Trek jokes) will not be a target, while those who laugh at the VIOLENT racist jokes will be targeted.

    • 0

      Trued

      1 year ago

      Same hahaha

    • 0

      Kupa'a X Harmony

      1 year ago

      Me too and fuck star trek ugg BEAM ME UP SCHOTTY!!!!!!!

    • 0

      CookieCrush

      1 year ago

      So Do I XD

    • 1

      Blitz

      1 year ago

      Im black anyway

    • 3

      lol

      1 year ago

      Your comment is also racist joke... And I laught :D

    • 2

      Corncakes

      1 year ago

      I laugh at racists joke and 9/11 jokes, just becuase you think it's funny doesn't mean you geniunely believe it.

    • 2

      |\/|e|\/|E LoRd

      1 year ago

      I rate ur comment 9/11

    • 1

      danwanjo

      1 year ago

      same

    • 3

      raybel

      1 year ago

      I mean racist comedy is just today's comedy I don't think everyone that loves that sort of comedy is racist at least I'm not but I laugh at racist jokes

    • 1

      ilovehorses1232

      1 year ago

      WHY!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(

    • 1

      OMG It's Drake

      1 year ago

      Wow. There are so much racists out there. But I'm a Asian, anyway....

    • 1

      Divine

      1 year ago

      omg so rudeee

    • 2

      XD MAN

      1 year ago

      oh shit you are a racist... but why you hate other people with a other skin it is just another guy

    • 1

      Bouna Sera

      1 year ago

      Lol

    • 1

      Tobee

      11 months ago

      LOL

    • 1

      Logan

      10 months ago

      I love racist jokes. THEY AREN'T RUDE. THEY'RE JUST JOKES!

    • 1

      GriffinDoge420826

      10 months ago

      Blue= Normal people which can take jokes Red= SJWs and politically correct retards who take all jokes seriously I wanted to tell a black joke, but someone stole it.

    • 3

      XP GUSTA

      8 months ago

      On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.

    • 0

      Dunderhed

      7 months ago

      It is unfortunate that in this day and age, I everyone still likes a good racist joke.

    • 0

      Moonpie116

      6 months ago

      i did not know that people are racist.. i just hat star trek.......

    • 0

      Adam Lord

      6 months ago

      Same

    • 0

      jonas

      6 months ago

      that doesn't make you a racist its a joke it takes sth unacceptable and makes it a laughing matter something sceptical to be mad funny it is nowhere near racist to laugh at sth like that because its a fuckign joke now go back to the 1960's where racial jokes were actually ment to be racist and to bring down other people based on looks or just accept that its a joke have a 2 scnd laugh and move on with ur misserable worthless life u dickhead

    • 0

      Small Cat

      3 months ago

      me 2

    • 0

      WindowlessVanDriver

      3 months ago

      Fuck you

    • 1

      Evalgra

      2 months ago

      Why isn't there a black character in the board game "Clue"? Because then it would be called "Solved"

    • 0

      m a y a

      3 weeks ago

      oMg uR sO liKE ROOD

    • 0

      sandman_gaming

      2 weeks ago

      yunno I just hate trolls

  • 157

    Squiggy

    6 years ago

    One stops you from getting laid, the other could stop you from breathing.

    • 66

      Mackenzee Hemming

      5 years ago

      not if your significant other is a nerd

    • 66

      Lord English

      5 years ago

      There's some hot nerd girls in this world.

    • 23

      Cherie Hellemeyer

      5 years ago

      Not if the girl is a Trekkie as well. :D

    • 15

      blueskin

      5 years ago

      Or, gets you laid with Trekkers :3

    • 20

      Fluttershy

      5 years ago

      So everyone wins with Star Trek.

    • 29

      BrentDH

      5 years ago

      Surprisingly, over half are OK with being a racist rather than a nerd.

    • 44

      Pudge1990

      5 years ago

      Nigger?

    • 14

      IsNotShort

      4 years ago

      I would much rather have someone who has common interests. This is pretty straight forward.

    • 11

      Bwaaaaaaaaaaahhh

      4 years ago

      Who even tells Star Trek jokes?

    • 3

      Neves

      4 years ago

      star trek jokes dont stop you from getting laid, homo

    • 5

      MontyTheMonkey

      3 years ago

      It says your ABLE to laugh, you don't have to laugh.

    • 0

      Terek Schwarz

      3 years ago

      Well if you girlfriend is not a Star Trek geek then you could also end up in a weird relationship

    • 4

      51%

      2 years ago

      Q: What word that starts with N would you never ever want to call a black person? A: Neighbor

    • 1

      Shadtherock

      2 years ago

      racist jokes are amasian

    • 0

      YOLO SWAG

      1 year ago

      I'm going with the first one

    • 0

      YOLO SWAG

      1 year ago

      I'm going with the first one

    • 0

      Alex Dauscher

      1 year ago

      Why? Are black people dangerous?

    • 0

      Reshatina

      1 year ago

      Captain Picard is playing go fish "Picard! Pick a card!"

    • 2

      a fox.

      1 year ago

      If you're not American, you'll be fine

    • 2

      a fox.

      1 year ago

      If you're not American, you'll be fine

    • 2

      a fox.

      1 year ago

      If you're not American, you'll be fine

    • 3

      a fox.

      1 year ago

      If you're not American, you'll be fine

    • 3

      Corncakes

      1 year ago

      If you laugh at a racist joke infront of a nigger he shouldn't be mad because your just laughing at it, never said you have to actually say it.

    • 1

      raybel

      1 year ago

      racist jokes are pretty common

    • 0

      raybel

      1 year ago

      Alex dauscher thats racist i have black friends who also loves racist jokes its just you might not know black people who are nice

    • 1

      blank

      2 months ago

      @51% That was an awful joke, you should feel ashamed of yourself

    • 0

      Retard3535

      1 month ago

      Totally agree

  • 76

    Biblohip

    6 years ago

    If you're laughing at a racist joke, that means someone else told it. So they'd probably get killed, not me.

    • 38

      jedgar

      5 years ago

      Yeah, but you were laughing, therefore the killer assumes that you though it funny and have no problem with it. You would get killed.

    • 36

      Brandon

      5 years ago

      Who said there was killer anyways...?

    • 14

      GinnyPotter

      4 years ago

      Live long and prosper

    • 3

      A$AP ROCKY

      4 years ago

      But your laughing aren't you

    • 6

      Bwaaaaaaaaaaahhh

      4 years ago

      This is turning into a would you survive rather then a would you rather.

    • 4

      Jeanette

      3 years ago

      honestly who's the worst person in that situation... the one laughing at a harmless silly joke or the one MURDERING another person it..

    • 4

      Maddin Frosch

      3 years ago

      why the hell should someone kill me for laughting or making a racist joke? That guy must be completly unziviliced.

    • 0

      Amber Erbezci

      7 months ago

      Laughing is committing to the crime, just walk away. You deserve better

  • 37

    p01arb33r

    6 years ago

    if you dont laugh at racist jokes you might as well be dead anyways amiright?

    • 10

      Saruman

      5 years ago

      Get it together, dude. Get.It.Together.

    • 10

      James Fox

      4 years ago

      i'll have to agree here...how can we have equallity if we cant equally laugh at all races...I've come to notice that white people tend to get more offended at racial jokes than said race does anyways...Just cause you laugh doesnt mean you think its true...keyword "JOKE"

    • 2

      mynigerianfriend

      2 years ago

      when people call you racist because you laughed or even said a racist, but for your own sake, well thought joke, just think of it as a compliment. Me: why can't mexicans play uno? becuase they always steal the green cards. mehicaynio presun: stop being such *an individual who has an immense and very outgoing sense of humor that greatly contributes to your great personality.*

    • 1

      raybel

      1 year ago

      yeah you are right i mean comedy now a days i am dutch if you think my grammar is horse shit

    • 0

      Amber Erbezci

      7 months ago

      Welp, guess a zombie is sitting at the laptop, typing furiously. Get it together dude

  • 26

    April

    6 years ago

    I love star trek!

  • 18

    agindoof

    5 years ago

    pretty much i'd never laugh (never watched star trek but HATE racists)

    • 1

      Neves

      4 years ago

      so open mind! my heroe

    • 0

      #Asha

      3 years ago

      I don't even know what star trek is ( I'm with you in the hating racism)

    • 2

      raybel

      1 year ago

      but if you tell racist jokes doesn't mean you are a racist just laugh at each other equally it doesn't matter wich race you laugh at as long as your okay with them making jokes about your or other races

  • 18

    Crissy

    6 years ago

    Well, I don't like Star Trek, but I love racist jokes.

  • 17

    Dopaminecloud

    5 years ago

    would not want to be racist

  • 15

    DezAster

    5 years ago

    My rule is, youre either offended by everything, or offended by nothing.

    • 1

      raybel

      1 year ago

      me2 i think the last one suits me best

  • 11

    chickedy2534

    5 years ago

    I'd rather be known as a nerd opposed to an a-hole

    • 0

      Trent

      1 year ago

      He

    • 1

      raybel

      1 year ago

      that does not have to mean you would be an a-hole so open minded of you im a muslim if someone made a joke but allahhu akbar or soome shit i would laugh

    • 1

      SakuSushi

      1 year ago

      Exactly. Being a bit nerdy is better than being outright racist.

  • 11

    GareBear

    5 years ago

    Too bad I lose the rest of my sense of humor, but at least I would still find racist jokes funny.

  • 9

    BloodyKnives

    5 years ago

    Lol niggas

  • 8

    Daniel Maughan

    4 years ago

    watching star trek as we speak so...

  • 8

    Brad Hassett

    5 years ago

    you rasis bastards

  • 8

    [deleted]

    5 years ago

    Just try that in hyperspace.

  • 8

    Ethan

    6 years ago

    You could fake laugh at everything else.

  • 8

    xereeto

    6 years ago

    I could *pretend* to laugh.

  • 7

    Steven

    5 years ago

    Hate star trek easy choice

  • 7

    Kate Morrison

    5 years ago

    it'd be cool, you could laugh at something no one else gets, like an inside joke all the time. plus,

  • 6

    Paul Björck

    4 years ago

    There is nothing funny with startreck so i guess il be emo

  • 6

    Porterhaus

    5 years ago

    Basically already like that

  • 6

    Lisa Renee' Joyner

    5 years ago

    smh racist jokes....star trek FTW.

  • 6

    maddie

    5 years ago

    I believe in god and dat jesus came to die for us and all that but them jokes r funny

    • 6

      xereeto

      5 years ago

      What does god and jebus have to do with anything?

    • 2

      ZOMBIETURNIP

      4 years ago

      You are seriously delusional

    • 1

      #Asha

      3 years ago

      @xereeto.. God created all things, everybody is equal and racism is messed up.

    • 0

      Amber Erbezci

      7 months ago

      #Asha look, there's someone who has a brain!

  • 5

    tehLulzbringer

    5 years ago

    What's yellow and black and makes you laugh ? A bus full of black people going over a cliff.

  • 5

    katiemae

    5 years ago

    I barely know what star trek is … but I hate when ppl r racist!

  • 5

    Mikaela

    5 years ago

    I have yet to hear an intricate Star Trek joke..

    • 18

      kajmere

      5 years ago

      So a romulan and a Vulcan walk into a bar...

    • 5

      Jess Revesz

      5 years ago

      I agree, captain, because racist jokes are just terrible!

  • 5

    Mateo Aaron Jacob Le

    5 years ago

    already do

  • 4

    Katherine McKimmy

    3 years ago

    Wow....amazed at how many people find it more okay to laugh at -violently- racist jokes than Star Trek jokes. Yeah, sure, it requires a lot more knowledge, but racism is NOT OKAY.

  • 4

    ahaon

    5 years ago

    I already do this.

  • 4

    RealityWarping

    5 years ago

    Do I look like I care about getting into relationships right now? Besides, geek-chic is the new fashion. I don't want to lose my virginity anytime soon, but I never want to lose my life until I'm MUCH older.

  • 4

    wrathseed

    5 years ago

    I once asked a Jewish girl for her number and she just rolled up her sleeves

  • 3

    foxer

    4 years ago

    I hate racist jokes

  • 2

    Laura

    10 months ago

    it is so rude to be a racist

  • 0

    Collin Musielak

    15 hours ago

    I'd rather laugh at racist jokes i already laugh at, then never laugh at all because i've never and probably never will hear a Star Trek joke in my Life.

  • 0

    chicken tendies

    2 days ago

    im an edge lord, i do that anyways

  • 2

    Dick van Zalinge

    4 years ago

    I like all types of offensive jokes. Racist, sexist, homophobic (even though I've had sex with more men than woman in my life), (anti)-religious, if you're supposed to hate them, I like it.

  • 2

    Castiel

    4 years ago

    As a nerdy female, I love Star Trek. I love Star Trek jokes. Racist jokes are dull to me.

  • 2

    daniel

    4 years ago

    well people who laugh are racist

  • 2

    ribbonista

    4 years ago

    at least I wouldn't be a giant asshole

  • 2

    AhoyMcAvoy

    4 years ago

    Assholes.

  • 2

    Rob Woods

    4 years ago

    dammit... i clicked the wrong one.... Am I out of my Vulcan mind?

  • 1

    Megan

    4 months ago

    The reason that we are the minority is because only smart people can fully understand Star Trek jokes

  • 2

    DaltonTEE

    5 years ago

    So a KKK member walks into a bar..

  • 2

    Crohawk

    5 years ago

    NERDS

  • 2

    Charlie98

    5 years ago

    I already do that. ._.

  • 2

    Dr. Prof. Damian

    5 years ago

    difference between blacks and cancer? cancer can get Jobs.

  • 2

    Mads Lehmann Broe

    6 years ago

    i already do.

  • 0

    Idunno

    3 weeks ago

    Only because I wouldn't understand the jokes and because people make racist jokes more than star trek.

  • 1

    That one guy

    7 months ago

    I'm only able to laugh at them but that doesn't mean I find them funny.

  • 1

    HeroCatz

    7 months ago

    I don't wanna be the only one laughing at rudeness

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