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65% Eat all your meals where the food is freezing cold

35% Eat all your meals with 5 tablespoons of salt poured on it

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Eat all your meals with 5 tablespoons of salt poured on it

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  • 208

    xereeto

    7 years ago

    Just eat food thats meant to be cold

    • 42

      Idratherfck

      7 years ago

      So just ice.. Nothing else is meant to be eaten frozen

    • 82

      xereeto

      7 years ago

      "freezing cold" usually doesn't mean literally.

    • 76

      Sarah

      7 years ago

      Umm, Idratherfck, are you stupid? What about stuff like ice cream?

    • 18

      Idratherfck

      7 years ago

      Ice / icecream same..

    • 31

      Tara Hidasy

      7 years ago

      yayyy icecream all day every day =D

    • 8

      SageOfSixPaths

      7 years ago

      @Tara, enjoy frequent brainfreezes!

    • 16

      EchoLily

      6 years ago

      I dont get brain freezes

    • 30

      jigslozada

      6 years ago

      nothing to freeze XD

    • 6

      fracket

      6 years ago

      no it doesnt lol, stop making things up just because you chose wrong

    • 27

      Kyle Psydsho McIntos

      6 years ago

      Considering that a person could die from eating too much salt, you have the right idea.

    • 27

      Nikolaj Igor Jørgensen

      6 years ago

      Allright @Idratherfck we'll all be bathing in delicious icecream while you sit in the corner eating salt. Fine by me.

    • 3

      Federico Romeo

      6 years ago

      ICE CREAM FTW

    • 1

      Equinox

      6 years ago

      I like hotdogs

    • 32

      NinjaticSilver

      6 years ago

      Just take the salt off after putting it on.

    • 12

      myforce2001

      6 years ago

      I SUCK FOR PRESSING RED

    • 9

      Louise

      6 years ago

      That much salt would kill you quickly.

    • 1

      Hayley Cole

      6 years ago

      @ Idratherfck what about ice cream? popsicles?

    • 2

      Katie

      6 years ago

      Has everyone forgotten of slurpees?

    • 4

      Jackdackster

      6 years ago

      Just eat HUGE loads and 2 tablespoons will be little

    • 2

      Canaan

      5 years ago

      I'll just wipe it off

    • 1

      Handies

      5 years ago

      Wipe most of the salt off? Nah, thats totally not gonna work

    • 7

      Kat

      5 years ago

      Get it freezing, then put it in the microwave.

    • 4

      glitchface

      5 years ago

      5 tablespoons? that would kill you, easy...

    • 2

      Barbie

      5 years ago

      i will eat frozen waffles

    • 3

      andrew

      5 years ago

      @kat It says you have to eat all your meals freezing cold, it has to be cold when you eat it. On the other hand, it says you have to put salt on your meals, meaning you can take it all off before you can eat it

    • 5

      andrew

      5 years ago

      sorry, no I didnt read the question right. BUT you could put a plastic bag with 5 tablespoons of salt on the chicken, or whatever you're eating. Another loophole is that you can put all the salt on one little part or your meal and just not eat that part. Anyways loophole #2 salt is technically on your meal, loophole #1the salt is over your meal and on can mean over so OMG LOGIC

    • 1

      Fly Guy

      5 years ago

      Just wipe the damn salt off.. never said you could not remove it once it was poured.

    • 2

      Cassirinda

      5 years ago

      I'll put the salt right NEXT to my meal,thank you very much

    • 0

      Utah G

      5 years ago

      salt makes many foods taste better

    • 2

      Connor

      5 years ago

      @Cassirinda It says have the salt on the food

    • 0

      Woo

      5 years ago

      Just make a large neal to where the 5 tablespoons are needed for the recipe.

    • 1

      Micah Frazier

      4 years ago

      It doesn't say you can't water it down. I'd just eat soup and water it down every time

    • 0

      Axeace99

      3 years ago

      can't you just eat something like mashed potatoes that's okay with salt on it?

    • 0

      ElliottB1

      3 years ago

      So I'd just buy a popsicle. That's meant to be cold, right?

    • 0

      Tiger Peng

      3 years ago

      Then fine dont get icecream in the summer just get some ice from the f

    • 2

      Soviet Commissar

      3 years ago

      Eat Ice cream or whatever is good and cold

    • 0

      Kreaton

      3 years ago

      Damn why are people so hostile, Calm down it's a game.

    • 3

      Black cat

      3 years ago

      blood pressure here we come!!!!!

    • 2

      KingDerekx

      3 years ago

      Just eat fucking foods that can't be cold. Like dry cereal.

    • 2

      Scootastic XD

      3 years ago

      POPSICLES! >:D

    • 4

      Rokasee

      3 years ago

      If everything that you ate had 5 tablespoons of salt on it, you would eventually get very dehydrated and get sick, and there would be no way to cure the dehydration because whenever you eat, it would get even worse.

    • 1

      zeeJOKA

      3 years ago

      like sandwitches

    • 1

      ass

      3 years ago

      but FREEZING cold?

    • 3

      Gloria

      3 years ago

      ICE CREAM FOR DINNER :D

    • 0

      Deadpool

      3 years ago

      Eat a sandwich. An Icecream Sandwich for Gloria^

    • 2

      Ethan

      3 years ago

      i love salt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • 0

      Patrick Kishida

      3 years ago

      when i was younger i always became cold food

    • 0

      sourcupcake123

      3 years ago

      Ice cream for dinner!!!

    • 0

      iliketurtles

      3 years ago

      What about Slushies?

    • 1

      Alison

      3 years ago

      Is just lick all the salt off before eating

    • 1

      Jake Brown

      3 years ago

      Better off having freezing cold food than being dehydrated by the high amount of salt

    • 0

      YouNeedCake

      3 years ago

      Never said you had to eat the salt, just say you have to pour 5 tablespoons. If you are having icecream, just lick around the salt or just wipe it off. And a hamburger, eat the hamburger and leave the salt on the plate, or just wipe it off! Whatever, etc.

    • 0

      ZuraPuddles

      3 years ago

      I chose the wrong one... You could just make a large amount of it to even out the amount of salt that's in it. So instead of making a small pot of soup and adding in five tablespoons of salt, make a giant pot of soup that NEEDS five tablespoons of salt.

    • 1

      Macarena

      3 years ago

      Foods that taste good when cold: Cereal, Sandwiches, Cakes, Fruits, Vegetables, Sometimes Pizza and Meat, Most Drinks, and the list keeps going on and on

    • 0

      Ash kethchum

      3 years ago

      ur right

    • 0

      Ella

      3 years ago

      Idratherfuck, let's see... Grapes taste great frozen, so do mangos, also chocolate, I don't mind frozen pizza, bananas are GREAT frozen, Chocolate pudding, frozen peas, ice cream, frozen yogurt, etc. Still think no foods are good or meant to be frozen? Think again.

    • 3

      Dragirl

      3 years ago

      I like salt

    • 2

      LegoFoxy

      3 years ago

      i like salt :D

    • 0

      Nile

      3 years ago

      Or just don't eat food with salt on it

    • 0

      Randy Radler

      3 years ago

      Hotdogs

    • 0

      MasterVelyk

      2 years ago

      @SageOfSixPaths Actually, stuff like yogurt and popsicles also fall into this category... Cheese too

    • 1

      Faith

      2 years ago

      yeah like salied

    • 0

      GameLover

      2 years ago

      Just put the salt in the corner of the meal. It helps

    • 0

      Grey Wolfie

      2 years ago

      ICE CREEEEEEEM

    • 1

      Time_Turner789

      2 years ago

      Eating that much salt would kill you within a day

    • 0

      Asianasianasianasian

      2 years ago

      JUST WIPE THE SALT OFF

    • 1

      Saje007

      2 years ago

      Ice-Cream

    • 1

      Saje007

      2 years ago

      You can have spaghetti bolognaise salt is very good on that, especially with cheese too

    • 0

      Glennator

      1 year ago

      it can be cooked but still very cold, unpleasant but still edible,

    • 1

      Timo

      1 year ago

      I don't want to die

    • 0

      Steven Exelby

      11 months ago

      I could go for some Frozen Coke

    • 0

      qwerty9118

      8 months ago

      @fracket guess you could say you're a little... SALTY

  • 44

    p01arb33r

    7 years ago

    Blow the salt off

    • 9

      Jared

      7 years ago

      Wat if ur eatin puddin or icecream

    • 1

      Noy

      7 years ago

      .. It sticks, you idiot. Just think about it- the ice cream? God.

    • 1

      Noy

      7 years ago

      .. It sticks, you idiot. Just think about it- the ice cream? God.

    • 4

      Haider

      7 years ago

      You can't blow the salt off, because they would probably mix it in...

    • 17

      David Michael Romano

      7 years ago

      It says poured on, not mixed in.

    • 3

      Mr Timn.

      7 years ago

      Says you have to eat the salt so you're just going to have to eat it plain then.

    • 1

      Matt

      6 years ago

      Good look blowing it off of soup

    • 2

      bubbles

      6 years ago

      i dont eat soup and it does NOT say you have to eat the salt just that there has to be salt poured on your meal :) plus for the blue guys frozen pancakes is delish:P

    • 1

      Jackdackster

      5 years ago

      Well Esther Stoff where i can blow Salt Off, than freezing cold Stuff only

    • 0

      Bree

      5 years ago

      @Noy Dude, you could just SCOOP out the salt. If its poured on top on, then use your spoon and be smart about it. I don't get why you're calling him an idiot when he's clearly on the right path.

    • 1

      Max

      5 years ago

      It says to eat all your meals with 5 tablespoons poured on it so you have to eat it while the salt is on it

    • 1

      Alison

      3 years ago

      Just lick the salt off. Jeez people think

    • 2

      YouNeedCake

      3 years ago

      If you pour the salt in soup it melts so it wouldnt be as bad. All you know, it could tase good. Or you can just put crackers on the soup floating, then just pour it on those and blow them off. Only little of it would get in the soup and melt.

    • 0

      DankMemeShitposter

      2 years ago

      thats not how it works

  • 19

    Greg

    7 years ago

    Enjoy your water retention and high blood pressure!

  • 16

    Loopholefag

    7 years ago

    Make any meal 5x larger, put the salt, then split it in 5.

    • 1

      pacmanguy0

      2 years ago

      fucking genius

    • 1

      Saje007

      2 years ago

      fucking genius fucking genius fucking genius fucking genius fucking genius fucking genius fucking genius fucking genius fucking genius fucking genius fucking genius

    • 1

      Saje007

      2 years ago

      fucking genius u are a fucking genius Loopholefag who thinks he/she is a fucking genius

  • 16

    Ardit

    7 years ago

    I practically do this as it is.

  • 12

    Max_Steak

    7 years ago

    Large servings: no problem.

  • 8

    [336]Nytroe

    5 years ago

    Good luck peeing blood and going for a kidney stone removal every week

  • 8

    chris

    6 years ago

    I like a little food with my salt

  • 8

    Lolololol

    7 years ago

    It says for the whole meal, so I'd just put it on the fatty parts of the meat, or the veggie I wouldnt eat

  • 7

    Rythmbot

    7 years ago

    Too much salt is reaaaaaly bad for you. And nasty.

    • 1

      blue_potato7

      6 years ago

      sure if you eat too much it can kill you but you die if you eat to little salt.

  • 6

    Dan

    7 years ago

    Wipe off salt

  • 5

    nate

    5 years ago

    i would make a lot of food then only eat a little of it so the concentration of it would be less

  • 5

    EddieBobJoe

    7 years ago

    I don't really want to die early..

  • 4

    Alec Henson

    6 years ago

    Just eat HUGE meals, and reduce the amount you eat. Also pace it.

  • 4

    Adrian HejKanin Nilsson

    6 years ago

    Just make a comically large meal, then 5 tablespoons of salt wont become much, problem solved, you don't have to eat it up=)

  • 4

    Flarius

    7 years ago

    do people even know how much a tablespoon is? You'd die from eating too much sodium

  • 4

    Jerry Jerryson

    7 years ago

    I've done red by mistake. It's really not nice.

  • 4

    emilywillis1524

    7 years ago

    Yay, Ice cream :D :D :D

  • 3

    iluvkfc

    7 years ago

    LOL... salt is fuckin toxic at 5 tbsp/meal.

    • 0

      Dragirl

      3 years ago

      It doesnt say you have to eat the salt!!!!!!!!111111111

  • 2

    GroominGabe

    3 years ago

    Have fries that don't have salt on them with your meal, then dump the salt on them, take the fries out, and leave the excess!

  • 2

    William Webb

    3 years ago

    doesn't mean you acctually eat the salt you can pour it off after its been put on

  • 2

    hi, i'm barney

    3 years ago

    You can brush the salt off

  • 2

    recko79

    3 years ago

    Salt is the best

  • 0

    AxeMeAQuestion

    1 week ago

    Mm but salt gives you diabetes.

  • 2

    MrNibbles

    5 years ago

    Good thing I like salt

  • 2

    Sogeking

    6 years ago

    Just shake all that shit off.

  • 2

    agentblank

    6 years ago

    Anyone who says red isn't living very long.

  • 2

    noomi313

    7 years ago

    we already eat all our meals freezing cold in norway...

  • 0

    E K

    4 weeks ago

    Living off ice cream and frozen water is not a dietary solution. With the salt, the poured on is past tense. Therefore you could pour the salt on something smooth and simply dump the salt off of it. Or if it is something like bread, eat the bread from the bottom

  • 1

    SPEED_GAMER

    2 years ago

    EAT ALL FROZEN FOOD i mean like a full spoons of salt like you can die of that

  • 1

    Adrian Thomas

    2 years ago

    Well, thats a salty question

  • 1

    NotSoFatCat

    3 years ago

    It never fuckin says you can't remove the salt. Yes, it is possible to warm up your food, i'm pretty sure tho when it comes to Either.io it's telling you your food IS cold, and WILL be cold. Always.

    • 1

      lolzitsme

      1 year ago

      It says EAT the meal with the salt poured on it. Can you even Read?

  • 1

    Andrew Corral

    3 years ago

    That much salt, all the time, will kill you.

  • 1

    InsaneOtaku

    3 years ago

    okay... it's better to eat cold food than to have your throat be scorched by 5 tablespoons of salt ;-; am I right..?

  • 0

    Shugotenshi

    1 month ago

    I eat cold food all the time, lol.

  • 1

    Suzanna Palacios

    5 years ago

    I like cold food

  • 1

    bungholemcgee

    6 years ago

    i'd rather eat cold food than have a stroke.

  • 1

    WantaFanta

    6 years ago

    When I'm cooking, I usually put more seasoning salt in the pot anyways

  • 1

    blue_potato7

    6 years ago

    I already eat food with 5 tablespoons of salt on it. mmmmmmm salt.

  • 1

    MermaidSinger

    6 years ago

    I rather eat my food cold, than have my blood pressure high.

    • 1

      ShadowNinjaX12505

      3 years ago

      I agree MermaidSinger. It's a good thing that you know that too much sodium is bad for you. That's why 5 tablespoons of salt will kill you because of high blood pressure.

  • 1

    LMARINE

    6 years ago

    wouldnt that much salt kill you?

  • 1

    Colin

    6 years ago

    You could...just brush the salt off

  • 1

    Imran Meco

    6 years ago

    I'd just have a bigger meal!

  • 1

    Alice Swisher

    7 years ago

    just eat food that needs salt

  • 1

    Muhammad Nur Zafran

    7 years ago

    i dont want to have high blood pressure

  • 1

    IDidn'tChooseIt

    7 years ago

    Die, or not to die. What a hard choice...

  • 1

    Becky Rice

    7 years ago

    just eat foods that are to be cold: potato salad, icecream, cold sandwhiches lol,

  • 1

    Rahma Anderson

    7 years ago

    I like salt.

  • 1

    maroni

    7 years ago

    You could just put the salt on a side you aren't going to eat.

  • 1

    Travis

    7 years ago

    i get home from work at 10;00 PM everyday. my food is cold anyway. i'm too lazy to reheat it from dinner.

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