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canadice
no-brainer, isn't this the ideal working time???
Utamey
I can't sleep during the night, a night shift is perfect for me.
Lord English
No shit.
AndrewJ
@Utamey I can't party during the day, if it gets busted cops are gonna be able to tell that there's a drunk guy hiding in a bush
N3VVRmiNd
Who wants to work their day away? Plus (depending on where you work) you'll probably be dealing with more annoying people than usual
Theorcofdead
actually the ideal working time would be none-none if you could...
Alex Hamilton
I'm going to be an astronomer soo......
HuntertheNinja7766
To 5pm? This isn't even a joke.
Jacob Dittmer
I like my sleep.
Brobotnik
Night owl here. Sorry.
Natetheskate63
@Canadice :It depends, some jobs require work at night, while some jobs are normal day jobs. Take Ina security guard or an engineer for example.
Sora Blackwood
im a night guy so not for me
FSK95
Work 9pm to 5am. In bed. HAHAHAHA. #Bossed it
xRainbowAssassin
But if u pick blue, then all you do all day is sleep and work for the rest of ur life. A night shift you can drink coffee and maybe stay up after work
Laiyla
@canadice,TRUE
Tom
In the IT world... it's a godsend when no one screws your webpage/program/policies/updates/etc. up while you're working on it.
Doge
But when your done work you can sleep as long as you want
Doge
But when your done work you can sleep as long as you want
MadamCreator
unless if you want to end like in FNAF :P @Utamey
Sam
that is my ideal work time
sourcupcake123
ya what kinda question is this nights SUCK
SuicidePig
@Andrew so your gonna have s3x with the cops, dang your leading a sad life don't get your N/A byte to hard.
Shadowofdestruction
should be 12pm to 6am aka five nights at freddy's
Trenton Worthy
I'm a night person anyway...
eli_ana12
no your stupid
OmNi
that is literally my work schedule.
DarkLegends7321
LOL
Psycho Cells
not when you would want to be alone when you work... but that's just my opinion.
Mr. Adventure
I know, right? And I'm planning to be a hospital worker, LOL.
Evalgra
Just your average office job
reaperthesleeper
no one comes after 9 pm
GareBear
I imagine this is when the interesting people work. Those 9am to 5pm people drive me up a wall.
AussyPyro
Think about when most parties are on. I can do a day at work on no sleep if I need to, but you'll be at work while I'm partying.
Whoabro
I work the night shift everyday. This is the time when all those weirdos and horribly drunk people come out of the bars.
Jesa
Oh dang
Squeaky Juice
clicked the wrong one...
Kyle Flower
Have fun with your night life.
T.P.N
clicked the wrong one... could have been a male whore (for the lady's ;D)
MyCotingaBird
@T.P.N Now, I don't whether to say "get a life" or "you need help."
Daniel Buenaventura
im already on a 9pm-6am shift anyways
Lia
it doesn't matter which you choose, eventually you'll hate it
Vrenusdeathstar45
Nope.
MyCotingaBird
What's the matter, are you lazy? Jobs are a way of living, and if you don't like it, tough luck. You could always resign and find another job as well. It is not too hard.
Salai Tacitus
83% of people ride the shortbus.
vix
Currently, I work from 9am - 11pm, every single day (intensive computer course @ university).. I'd take any of these right now.
MyCotingaBird
How much sleep do you GET? At least you will make a lot of money.
Stefanonimo
I'm working in this time, and it's good for me
El-Syd
same here
[deleted]
I feel that working 9 am to 5 pm would take up more of your day.
theTexan
Either way 9-5 is 8 hours of your day. It's science, therefore your point is invalid. I was just gonna call you dumb but I thought an explaination would be nice.
JBGYES
9am-5pm would suck because it's 8 hours of your DAY. 9pm-5am is 8 hours of NIGHT. so you're point is invalid (sorry for that)
Ross Pit
My dad does worse.
Tank Goblin
I would have the whole day doing something i want, besides who does anything at night other than...YOU KNOW
Stormsnow
Sleep? I mean, that is a logical answer. Idiots. Il y a plus à la vie que l'activité sexuelle.
MyCotingaBird
Sleeping is not a job, it is a break; a long break. So, I am sorry, but your argument is invalid.
Ethan
"9 To 5" Tumble outta bed And I stumble to the kitchen Pour myself a cup of ambition And yawn and stretch And try to come to life Jump in the shower And the blood starts pumpin' Out on the street The traffic starts jumpin' The folks like me on the job from 9 to 5 Workin' 9 to 5, What a way to make a livin' Barely gettin' by It's all takin' and no givin' They just use your mind And they never give you credit It's enough to drive you crazy If you let it 9 to 5, for service and devotion You would think that I Would deserve a fat promotion Want to move ahead But the boss won't seem to let me I swear sometimes that man is out to get me They let you dream Just to watch 'em shatter You're just a step On the boss-man's ladder But you got dreams He'll never take away You're in the same boat With a lotta your friends Waitin' for the day your ship'll come in 'N' the tide's gonna turn And it's all gonna roll your way Workin' 9 to 5 What a way to make a livin' Barely gettin' by It's all takin' and no givin' They just use your mind And you never get the credit It's enough to drive you crazy If you let it 9 to 5, yeah They got you where they want you There's a better life And you think about it, don't you It's a rich man's game No matter what they call it And you spend your life Puttin' money in his wallet 9 to 5, whoa What a way to make a livin' Barely gettin' by It's all takin' and no givin' They just use your mind And they never give you credit It's enough to drive you crazy If you let it 9 to 5, yeah They got you where they want you There's a better life And you dream about it, don't you It's a rich man's game No matter what they call it
MyCotingaBird
That song was annoying. I'm sorry, but it is.
chelsee
these times both suck. I prefer 5am-1pm. thats what i work normally now.
SumthinMstBAvailable
Id be a human owl.
MyCotingaBird
Or a human nighthawk/nightjar.
Luna Li Hyaena
Well, I already go to classes from 7am to 5am, so this would be easier
Cece Me-Now
srry but...I need my sleep...
Siddarth
Red makes no sence agree if true
Carlos Briseno
"Working 9 to 5'' song
MyCotingaBird
Does not count.
Kuusou
Only because everyone I know works during these houses. If I worked only nights forever (and for those times) I would never be able to hang out with people.
Dabu
More peaceful at night, on weekdays anyway.
Alfie Hamer
Well I think blue. What a way to make a living
Daina Duenes
♬Working 9 to 5♪
MyCotingaBird
Very annoying song, I'm sorry.
Lachyboi
why would you want night shift???
Shadow_Force69
who said working for me is just gaming? what if thats my job?
Benjamin M.
No FNAF shit for me, thank you.
JustCallMeSteve
i heard that night shiift sucks
Silver
Who would want to work at night?
Nunya
Tumble outta bed and I stumble to the kitchen Pour myself a cup of ambition Yawn and stretch and try to come to life Jump in the shower and the blood starts pumpin' Out on the street the traffic starts jumpin' With folks like me on the job from 9 to 5 Workin' 9 to 5, what a way to make a livin' Barely gettin' by, it's all takin' and no givin' They just use your mind and they never give you credit It's enough to drive you crazy if you let it 9 to 5, for service and devotion You would think that I would deserve a fat promotion Want to move ahead but the boss won't seem to let me I swear sometimes that man is out to get me! They let you dream just to watch 'em shatter You're just a step on the boss-man's ladder But you got dreams he'll never take away You're in the same boat with a lotta your friends Waitin' for the day your ship'll come in An' the tide's gonna turn and it's all gonna roll your way Workin' 9 to 5, what a way to make a livin' Barely gettin' by, it's all takin' and no givin' They just use your mind and you never get the credit It's enough to drive you crazy if you let it 9 to 5, yeah they got you where they want you There's a better life, and you dream about it, don't you? It's a rich man's game no matter what they call it And you spend your life puttin' money in his wallet 9 to 5, whoa what a way to make a livin' Barely gettin' by, it's all takin' and no givin' They just use your mind and they never give you credit It's enough to drive you crazy if you let it 9 to 5, yeah they got you where they want you There's a better life, and you dream about it, don't you? It's a rich man's game no matter what they call it And you spend your life puttin' money in his wallet 9 to 5, working 9 to 5
Adan Jaimes
Wow
dosh71099
My brother works the night shift. His internal clock is all screwed up and he's constantly tired
Lindsey
I'd get to sleep innnnnn
TacoBellRulesAll
Might run in to the hash slinging slasher with the alternative
Paul
I love the nite life I love to boogie
megahype
Too bad you have to work through it.
Luke
I get all of my shopping done before I go to work
Anju
i would rather work during the day because i dedicate my night to my husband. AKA, my computer.
MyCotingaBird
Why do you call your computer "your husband?" That's like calling your car "your daughter" or your smartphone "your grandfather." That's absolutely ridiculous! Machines are MACHINES, NOT people. Then again, I do talk to my technology, myself, but only when I am home alone. But I just refer to them as "my friends." I don't call them my relatives.
Katie
All the way until 5pm? Fuck that shit. At least you'll have the whole day when you get off a 5am. Just sleep for 5-6 hours and get up at 10am-11am.
rjsjvsfkrw
or sleep 5:30 am to 2pm have fun all day then go to work
Cedric
this is obvious
Ben569483
everything is open at daytime, night shifts for me! Thank you!
emelia
I already do
crazy
my dad already works from 7am to 4pm
olivia
A day job is good for a healthy sleeping scheduel. If it ends at five pm you can party n shit afterwards..
Rahil Khan
i do this anyway so no biggie
MyCotingaBird
Well, that is the normal work time. If I were nocturnal, I would have picked the second option. But, I'm not. And, I am not sure if I will be retiring anytime soon.
Luciel
I'm nocturnal.
MyCotingaBird
But you clicked the first option.
EnderKing67810
i hate sunlight
Bago
i'd rather be normal than an owl
captain levi
fuck my sleep schedule
flashbyy
more sleep. done argument closed
Stalin1878
AINT DOING THE FNAF SEC GUARD JOB???
turtle8
if you work night shift you will be able to chill and rest until people show up but a day shift will be full of people