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  • 155

    Anonymous

    9 years ago

    Really?? Judaism was the first monotheistic religion and is still around. They are obviously doing something right.

    • 278

      deathpwnie

      9 years ago

      It doesn't matter which one is more successful (which is Bhuddism, by the way), only which one you would rather. And I'd rather be religiously lazy than have the tip of my dick cut off and not be able to eat bacon.

    • 150

      Tick_Tock_Man

      9 years ago

      It's really the bacon thing that kills me

    • 20

      Crissy

      9 years ago

      Buddhism has been around a long time as well... so.

    • 76

      Spiderpig 8D

      8 years ago

      im a jewish, and really you dont have to be all religious - you can eat bacon if you want to, lol.

    • 82

      EdwardNigma

      8 years ago

      But the jews haven't reached inner peace.

    • 20

      Za'chary Westbrook

      8 years ago

      Yeah, a lot of Buddhists are vegetarian so the bacon thing is no.

    • 8

      ReginaShwartz

      8 years ago

      Also you get to star alongside Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld. And you get to be in on the whole international banking conspiracy. The only thing I don't like is the thing with the circumcision.

    • 11

      Kevin S Burkhard

      8 years ago

      No it wasn't. Jewdiasm rips off among many things Zoroastrianism which was the first monotheistic religion. The other things it steals from is the Egyptian book of the dead, paganism and summerian legends.

    • 5

      Emaan

      8 years ago

      Ehum... Zoroastrianism, look it up. AND the Holocaust.

    • 16

      Rickson Goncalves

      8 years ago

      the dhali lama ate steak every other day, hew was quoted as saying " i'm a Tibetan monk not a vegan", what you eat has nothing to do with buddism in any way, its simply how you treat the animal, says dont kill unless to eat, dont kill unless you have to, but after that shits dead go ape shit on its corpse

    • 2

      maxy89c

      8 years ago

      History. Clearly you don't know that everyone blamed them for everything.

    • 0

      Leadamp

      8 years ago

      It was actually Zoroastrianism. It's around 3000 years old.

    • 6

      Benjamin Miller

      8 years ago

      Im the worst jew ever, and the religion itself is awful. I dropped out of hebrew school after one year. I would rather be part of a religion that is more self directed.

    • 2

      Madam

      8 years ago

      ...or doing something horribly wrong?

    • 9

      Charles Chen

      8 years ago

      Or extreme at brainwashing their children

    • 14

      [deleted]

      8 years ago

      i jewish from isreal and you right sir ' we doing something right

    • 8

      Josiah Thompson

      8 years ago

      Say that to the Romans, Germans, and the Arabs.

    • 4

      nigg

      7 years ago

      get exterminated trash

    • 1

      Jerome

      7 years ago

      dude i want a sad story that's why i want jewish

    • 2

      Corey Chang

      7 years ago

      Adolfs gonna kill the guys who r jewish

    • 0

      cupofteaorgtfo

      7 years ago

      Buddhists are vegetarian, so either way there's no bacon involved

    • 4

      Lucas Herp Bustos Krediborjis

      7 years ago

      You can buy anything in the buddhist religion with the money jews have, so...

    • 7

      Utah G

      6 years ago

      judaism is closer to christianity

    • 3

      hitlershenchman

      6 years ago

      Heil hitler

    • 0

      Mr Spoon

      6 years ago

      Many people are fighting over which religion is better. :/

    • 4

      Utah G

      6 years ago

      also, jews don't have to isolate themselves from society in monestaries doing nothing but meditate.

    • 1

      Penzuki

      5 years ago

      Just because they are still around doesn't mean they're doing something right...

    • 8

      Kanra

      5 years ago

      Jewish are just normal people that everybody blame them for nothing -_-

    • 4

      FSK95

      5 years ago

      Jewish sounds and is better. Buddhist is nature and philosophy.....

    • 3

      FSK95

      5 years ago

      I think...

    • 1

      devonte

      5 years ago

      I cant eat bacon? I wanna change my answear

    • 0

      haddy

      5 years ago

      jewish people are gay. they are wrong. some hobo wrote the bible and god never existed.

    • 0

      ThePogue

      5 years ago

      I'm guessing you're a kyke?

    • 2

      Jesus Christ

      5 years ago

      cough cough

    • 0

      Basmedoa

      5 years ago

      Nazi comeback?

    • 0

      declan

      5 years ago

      no sercumsizion

    • 0

      sourcupcake123

      5 years ago

      Judaism is okay (although Im an atheist) but WWII was super bad, thats probably why I don't want to be part of a religion...

    • 1

      KhairulAnwarRoblox

      4 years ago

      Jews killed by hitler XD O c=3 Oc=3 cO=3 c=O3 cO=3 Oc=3 O c=3

    • 0

      logan

      4 years ago

      Go pick up a penny

    • 0

      Prodromos

      4 years ago

      Look, they have money, end of story :P

    • 0

      Bears290

      4 years ago

      what time period though?

    • 0

      Jaxz

      4 years ago

      why not be lazy on vids and games nuff said hehee

    • 0

      Corncakes

      4 years ago

      Both religions are retarded, so it's whatever dude.

    • 0

      hungha

      4 years ago

      IM A BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDIST AND CRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISTIAN

    • 2

      Bossofthepool

      4 years ago

      I'm jewish and i LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • 0

      DJ star 1

      4 years ago

      and hitler killed jews

    • 1

      I'll follow the sun

      4 years ago

      I'm already pretty spiritual. :)

    • 1

      TheRealandSecret

      4 years ago

      I'd like being spiritual as well as that's what Buddhist's are.

    • 1

      I_PICK_NEITHER

      4 years ago

      If I was kept from eating bacon...I would go crazy ;-;

    • 1

      McCheese

      3 years ago

      I forgot the bacon thing

    • 2

      LOLOL

      3 years ago

      buddhisum is so much more relaxed. Plus it came first.

    • 0

      Tim not Hitler

      3 years ago

      If I where jewish, some nazi cowards would kill me!

    • 0

      Funweygames

      3 years ago

      actually, the 1st religion was Hindu

    • 0

      Sincerely Crazed

      3 years ago

      i just wanna be Kyle from South Park

    • 0

      Ben_Sharpy

      1 year ago

      Judaism because they have done more for the western world than Buddhism.

    • 0

      Shrek

      1 year ago

      or not because every one hates them through out history

    • 0

      loganbrosnahan

      1 year ago

      Why would you want to be a kike?

    • 0

      JAY 88

      1 year ago

      Markiplier confirmed

    • 0

      Alexzander Busby

      1 year ago

      actually both are still around...

  • 46

    MightyLemur

    8 years ago

    Buddhist is awesome. no false gods or fancy rules - just be peacefully-minded, understand karma and be fucking awesome at kung fu.

    • 6

      Dan

      7 years ago

      You are actually retarded my friend and im not even gonna bother to correct your ignorance.

    • 4

      bear111111

      7 years ago

      Karma is Hindu Kung fu they believe Buddha is there god who was an Indian prince that denounced his thrown and sat under a pear tree for 20 years to achieve inner peace so I think that's false and they have rules

    • 11

      Andrew

      6 years ago

      @bear111111: You, my good sir, are retarded. Buddhists DO NOT believe Buddha was god. They look at him as a role model and spiritual guide. Also he sat under the Bodhi Tree for 7 weeks not 20 years, RETARD. He did this to reach spiritual enlightenment and ended up leading and guiding hundreds of millions of people. Also, learn some grammar. There is something called PUNCTUATION. That is how people do something called cuhm-une-icate in rite-ing.

    • 2

      HaltingBlooper

      6 years ago

      @bear111111 Did....did you just say that Karma is Hindu Kung Fu? Shame on you!

    • 1

      JFilms

      5 years ago

      The gods are fake for real though See what I did there?

    • 0

      Ben_Sharpy

      1 year ago

      false gods excuse me?

  • 46

    bojjenclon

    9 years ago

    I'm already Jewish, so this is easy for me.

  • 39

    Ryan

    8 years ago

    Buddism is more of a philosophy really

  • 34

    HOOTR69

    8 years ago

    Jews are awesome!!!

  • 20

    Nizar Tajdin

    8 years ago

    Buddism is the most peaceful religion in the world. It's all about inner-peace and less about political or worldly rules. I'm Muslim-born btw

    • 1

      chancethatdude

      8 years ago

      Buddhism, is more of a philosophy, not religion. But it's false either way.

    • 4

      bear111111

      7 years ago

      Judaism promotes peace the only reason we fight is to defend ourselves from the Arabs around Israel that start every war

    • 3

      Redha

      5 years ago

      that is not true you guys just attack Palestine for nothing, some of you even try to hide it from the medias.

    • 0

      Komaeda Nagito

      5 years ago

      Actually there's one religion that's so peaceful that they don't eat meat and don't eat plants until they've died because they think all of is sacred and won't hurt any of it.

    • 0

      noah

      4 years ago

      Thanks you just described what it stands for

    • 2

      Rassim

      4 years ago

      Nah mate, not totally. There are Buddhists in Burma (terrorists) that are massively killing some Muslims there, not a totally peaceful religion. People saying that Judaism are defending theirselves from Palestsinians are pure dumbs and uneducated people. When there's people living in a country and you come, not to live with them together but by taking 100% of their territory then establish an apartheid-like regime on Palestine is not ''defending from Arabs'' when they want their part of their country and their rights back you media brainwashed folks.

    • 1

      Lord Lazy

      3 years ago

      Long live Israel! That being said, fuck Islam and Buddhism is not a religion but a philosophy

    • 1

      LOLOL

      3 years ago

      budhisum (i might be spelling it wrong) is a religon and a philosiphy at the same time

  • 20

    Skylar

    8 years ago

    Reincarnation! Here I come!

  • 19

    Isaac Clarke

    7 years ago

    Buddhism is a philosophy -__-

  • 11

    Luiz Curado

    8 years ago

    Cut of part of your dick or be bald?

    • 7

      Yasmin Sharp

      8 years ago

      You realise quite a lot of women prefer them circumcised?

    • 5

      Muhammad Nur Zafran

      8 years ago

      circumcised is good for your health,islam also encourages circumcised

    • 8

      deadkraze

      8 years ago

      @Luiz U get a free hat too... just pointing that out

    • 4

      John

      8 years ago

      I'm atheist but born into a Christian/Muslim family (it's complicated) but being circumcised isn't that bad, It is better for your health and it's pretty normal nowadays

    • 5

      Noam Cohen

      8 years ago

      U wont even remember it cause its when you are 8 days old

    • 4

      chancethatdude

      8 years ago

      Bro, most men in America are circumcised. It prevents infections also.. Why are you so ignorant?

    • 0

      chancethatdude

      8 years ago

      Bro, most men in America are circumcised. It prevents infections also.. Why are you so ignorant?

    • 4

      Zaltys

      7 years ago

      That's a poor excuse for lobbing off body parts. Might as well lob off the nuts to prevent testicular cancer.

    • 1

      bear111111

      7 years ago

      They only cut the foreskin off when your like 7 days old you don't feel it and it lowers the chance of getting an std

    • 8

      LimeGreenTeknii

      5 years ago

      I can't believe all the people supporting circumcision here. Only women in America or countries where it's prominent do they prefer it; where it's not prominent, circumcised looks weird and scarred. It's not really that necessary if you just take baths/showers; people aren't walking through the desert naked/with only a robe and sandals anymore, and we've invented running water. There's a little bit of a statistical advantage against getting STDs, but condoms work on both kinds of penis.Not only that, having it cut means you lose a ton of sexual nerve endings and feeling, and your penis head gets desensitized. Also, people say "you're too young to remember it" but when you're a baby, your brain is most susceptible to change. You might not have the episodic memory of getting circumcised, but your brain layout can change a lot. People know not to drop babies on the head or hit them to prevent them from such trauma, but cutting off part of their junk is OK?

    • 0

      noah

      4 years ago

      You don't have bald I'm not bald and I'm a Buddhist

    • 0

      Scribbles

      4 years ago

      It's usually the monks who choose to be bald, mate.

  • 9

    wrathseed

    8 years ago

    As a christian I would obviously pick Judaism

    • 0

      Lord Lazy

      3 years ago

      Christianity is basically a seed of Judasim, and Islam is the most violent evil religion

  • 8

    Preston

    8 years ago

    I'd rather believe in world peace and tolerance, being calm and just relaxed and peaceful all the time, than all the other negatives that go along with Judaism. If I had to be any religion it would be Buddhist.

    • 3

      bear111111

      7 years ago

      Judaism doesn't promote violence we have to defend ourselves from our Arab neighbors just like if Tibet was invaded the Buddhist would fight back

    • 0

      Rassim

      4 years ago

      bear, you don't defend from your Arab neighbors, you're giving them an apartheid-like regime FFS Of course they want to get their rights back. Even if they try to get what they want, it is always finishing with Israel bombing tons of Palestinian citizens. Jeez, a fucking apartheid you guys are promoting ffs

  • 8

    May

    8 years ago

    the only religion that doesn't throw shit at everyone else who isn't in their religion

  • 7

    Rachel Underberg-Dav

    8 years ago

    I'm fairly certain that Buddhism is more of a way of life than a religion... It's possible to be Jewish and also follow the Buddhist way of life at the same time.

  • 7

    cass

    8 years ago

    im catholic and jesus was jewish so im gonna go with that plus my neighbor is jewish

    • 7

      techno kitty

      8 years ago

      Jews don't believe in Jesus

    • 6

      Keytool

      7 years ago

      Im jewish and i believe there was a person who was Jesus, i just dont think that he is the messiah

    • 6

      bear111111

      7 years ago

      Christianity wouldn't exist without Jews people forget that also Jesus wasn't killed by Jews he was killed by the Romans people made that story up 1000 years ago do that they could expell the Jews from their towns because the Jews were more successful

    • 0

      Komaeda Nagito

      5 years ago

      @techno kitty, they believe Jesus was a very holy prophet, just not the messiah.

    • 0

      Bloodthirsty

      4 years ago

      bear111111 stop fucking replying to every comment opposing jews im tired of seeing your blind ass comments.

  • 6

    LOLking

    8 years ago

    I shall become the enlightened one.

  • 5

    Franklin Chen

    7 years ago

    No circumcision for me. Besides, I'm atheist so Buddhism kind of fits more with me

  • 5

    Sunny Marie Jackson

    8 years ago

    Buddhists don't necessarily believe in god(s), so I'd rather go in that direction.

  • 5

    zachary_kuzon

    8 years ago

    Reincarnation and inner peace? AND BACON? THANK YOU!

  • 5

    Mose033

    8 years ago

    Judaism founded Christianity... I'm in for Judaism

    • 0

      Aradia

      7 years ago

      Christianity ruined the world. Buddism all the way.

  • 5

    Max_Steak

    8 years ago

    Jewish: GOLEMS MUTHA FUKKA!

  • 5

    Darwin

    8 years ago

    I like my dick the way it is. And sitting around doing nothing sounds awesome.

  • 4

    Shlok Kulasekaran

    8 years ago

    No offense to jews but Buddhism has a great philosophy

  • 3

    Emelsh16

    7 years ago

    I am Jewish and I eat all kinds of meat all the time. You are not required to go to religious services, and you get circumcised when you are a couple weeks old. You don't even remember it. Do you think we get circumcised at 18? Now THAT would hurt, and you'd remember it. Plus, you get a bar/bat mitzvah when you turn 13 (basically a big party to celebrate becoming a young adult)

    • 0

      Bloodthirsty

      4 years ago

      yeah normal people have that every year. its called a birthday party to celebrate being a year older.

    • 0

      InvincibleJawa

      2 years ago

      hey blood thirsty you r a retard with no brain that does not do fuckin research a bar/batmitzvah takes lots and lots of work almost a year. before you r a retard think

  • 3

    Mythred

    8 years ago

    Jewish weddings look awesome. At least what I've seen on TV.

  • 3

    professor_oak

    8 years ago

    Buddhists are some of the happiest people alive

  • 3

    Roger Kuo

    8 years ago

    Okay people lets not start a holy war here

  • 3

    [deleted]

    8 years ago

    Be atheist!

    • 1

      bear111111

      7 years ago

      Even if there isn't a god isn't it comforting to go through life knowing some being is watching over you that your prayers don't go un heard some one didn't love you as a child and that's y u reject being cared for

    • 0

      Jay Harrison

      4 years ago

      a lot of jews accept that there is a chance that there is no god and go to services and go to israel and celebrate their judaism because racists and haters will only see a person of jewish decent as a jew like in world war two if you had three jewish grandparents you still went to the death camps and labor camps no matter what and if there is no god and you practice religion in the words of hillel (prominent jewish scholar) all of the jewish scriptures are just the golden rule and the rest is just commentary

  • 3

    ToxicDreams

    8 years ago

    I'm Buddhist anyway ^.^

  • 2

    bastionclickofthegame

    4 years ago

    I'm offended as a practicing jew

  • 2

    bastionclickofthegame

    4 years ago

    I'm offended as a practicing jew

  • 2

    Anonymous

    5 years ago

    GUYS FUCK JEWISH !!!!!!! YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY I DONT MEAN FUCK HEBREW PEOPLE I MEAN FUCK JEWISH THERE IS A DIFFERENT HEBREW LIVE IN PEACE JEWISH WANT WAR FOR GOD SAKE WHO WANT TO LIVE WITH THESE BITCHES THEY WENT TO PALESTINE AND THEY SAY ITS THERE COUNTRY FALSE !!!!! THEY SAY THAT THEY LIVED IN IT YES BUT JUST TO SAY THEY LIVED IN ALL THE PLACES IN THE WORLD NOT JUST IN PALESTINE BECAUSE WHY THERE IS JEWISH IN GERMAN AND USA AND UK AND VITNAM AND EVERY WHERE ELSE THEY ARE KILLING IN PALESTINIEN AND THEY SAY THEY WAS GONNA KILL US DO YOU WANT THE TRUTH IM MUSLEM AND NOW ALSO YOU GONNA SAY MUSLEMS ARE BAD AND THEY ARE KILLER JUST BECAUSE OF DAESH YOU KNOW WHO MADE DAESH USA AND IRAN AND FUCKING JEWISH AND THAT COUNTRY IS FOR PALESTINIEN AND ITS NAME IS PALETINE NOT FUCKING ISRAEL AND DO YOU WANT TO KNOW THE TRUTH IF YOU DONT BELIEVE GO TO GOOGLE OR YOUTUBE AND RIGHT WHAT HAPPEND IN GAZA AT 2014,2012,2000...... HOPE EVERY ONE KNPW THE TRUITH JUST TO SAY JEWISH ARE NOT WHAT YOU CALL IT ZOROASTRIANISM BECAUSE THAT WASENT A RILIOGIN THAT GOD PUT IT WAS A PERSON AND TO KNOW BUDDHIST IS LIKE THE ZORO..... BUDD IS NOR RIGHT TWO BECAUSE THE RILIOGIN THAT GOD PUTTED THEM ARE HEBREW AND CRISTIAN AND ISLAM SO GUYS PLEAZ READ ABOUT IT THEN SAY AND NOT EVERY THING YOU HEAR OR SEE ON TV IS RIGHT AND BYE AND IF THERE IS ANY MISTAKES IM SORRY .

  • 2

    HappyGal

    8 years ago

    MONEY!!!

  • 2

    Hector Ramirez

    8 years ago

    I have yet to meet a poor Jewish person, they got money. But at the same time they always get fucked over in history. But Buddhist, nothing bad nothing good. I don't knowwwwww

  • 2

    Starskii

    8 years ago

    Buddhism is all about nirvana and ahimsa; pure happiness and non-violence. It's all about being zen and having no sufferings.

  • 2

    Benjammin

    8 years ago

    jews are funny

  • 2

    Oweege

    8 years ago

    Buddhism isn't a religion, it is a philosophy.

  • 2

    JohnnySins

    8 years ago

    either live in the moment or be cheap. you decide.

  • 2

    Pich26

    8 years ago

    It appears that most people don't even understand much of either religion.

  • 2

    cinnabon

    8 years ago

    None. Atheism all the way.

  • 2

    xXboxicXx

    8 years ago

    Jews get too much shit talked twards them... Sorry Kyle Trololol

  • 0

    jack

    3 weeks ago

    i am]

  • 1

    Michael Reddig

    1 year ago

    A Buddhist went up to a hot dog stand and said, "Make me one with everything."

  • 1

    JakeTheEpic98

    3 years ago

    Id rather still believe in the true God

  • 1

    Scribbles

    4 years ago

    Both religions are interesting, however I'm already a Buddhist! ^_^

  • 1

    Puppywinkles

    4 years ago

    I AM Jewish!

  • 1

    AyeHeightsLou

    4 years ago

    Buddhist be chill asf ... Or at least the high ones

  • 1

    AyeHeightsLou

    4 years ago

    Buddhist be chill asf ... Or at least the high ones

  • 1

    Victor Gabriel

    5 years ago

    Usually I would be fine with any but the red one had that whole little incident with Hitler so...

  • 1

    Rabu Tsuyoiude

    5 years ago

    So? You still DON'T have to be religous. Freedom of religon. Im not religous. This question does not apply to me. (All though I DO believe in reincarnation, I used to be a wolf!)

  • 1

    Yovel Naim

    5 years ago

    Jews are awesome people :3

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