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Anonymous
Really?? Judaism was the first monotheistic religion and is still around. They are obviously doing something right.
deathpwnie
It doesn't matter which one is more successful (which is Bhuddism, by the way), only which one you would rather. And I'd rather be religiously lazy than have the tip of my dick cut off and not be able to eat bacon.
Tick_Tock_Man
It's really the bacon thing that kills me
Crissy
Buddhism has been around a long time as well... so.
Spiderpig 8D
im a jewish, and really you dont have to be all religious - you can eat bacon if you want to, lol.
EdwardNigma
But the jews haven't reached inner peace.
Za'chary Westbrook
Yeah, a lot of Buddhists are vegetarian so the bacon thing is no.
ReginaShwartz
Also you get to star alongside Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld. And you get to be in on the whole international banking conspiracy. The only thing I don't like is the thing with the circumcision.
Kevin S Burkhard
No it wasn't. Jewdiasm rips off among many things Zoroastrianism which was the first monotheistic religion. The other things it steals from is the Egyptian book of the dead, paganism and summerian legends.
Emaan
Ehum... Zoroastrianism, look it up. AND the Holocaust.
Rickson Goncalves
the dhali lama ate steak every other day, hew was quoted as saying " i'm a Tibetan monk not a vegan", what you eat has nothing to do with buddism in any way, its simply how you treat the animal, says dont kill unless to eat, dont kill unless you have to, but after that shits dead go ape shit on its corpse
maxy89c
History. Clearly you don't know that everyone blamed them for everything.
Leadamp
It was actually Zoroastrianism. It's around 3000 years old.
Benjamin Miller
Im the worst jew ever, and the religion itself is awful. I dropped out of hebrew school after one year. I would rather be part of a religion that is more self directed.
Madam
...or doing something horribly wrong?
Charles Chen
Or extreme at brainwashing their children
[deleted]
i jewish from isreal and you right sir ' we doing something right
Josiah Thompson
Say that to the Romans, Germans, and the Arabs.
nigg
get exterminated trash
Jerome
dude i want a sad story that's why i want jewish
Corey Chang
Adolfs gonna kill the guys who r jewish
cupofteaorgtfo
Buddhists are vegetarian, so either way there's no bacon involved
Lucas Herp Bustos Krediborjis
You can buy anything in the buddhist religion with the money jews have, so...
Utah G
judaism is closer to christianity
hitlershenchman
Heil hitler
Mr Spoon
Many people are fighting over which religion is better. :/
Utah G
also, jews don't have to isolate themselves from society in monestaries doing nothing but meditate.
Penzuki
Just because they are still around doesn't mean they're doing something right...
Kanra
Jewish are just normal people that everybody blame them for nothing -_-
FSK95
Jewish sounds and is better. Buddhist is nature and philosophy.....
FSK95
I think...
devonte
I cant eat bacon? I wanna change my answear
haddy
jewish people are gay. they are wrong. some hobo wrote the bible and god never existed.
ThePogue
I'm guessing you're a kyke?
Jesus Christ
cough cough
Basmedoa
Nazi comeback?
declan
no sercumsizion
sourcupcake123
Judaism is okay (although Im an atheist) but WWII was super bad, thats probably why I don't want to be part of a religion...
KhairulAnwarRoblox
Jews killed by hitler XD O c=3 Oc=3 cO=3 c=O3 cO=3 Oc=3 O c=3
logan
Go pick up a penny
Prodromos
Look, they have money, end of story :P
Bears290
what time period though?
Jaxz
why not be lazy on vids and games nuff said hehee
Corncakes
Both religions are retarded, so it's whatever dude.
hungha
IM A BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDIST AND CRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISTIAN
Bossofthepool
I'm jewish and i LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DJ star 1
and hitler killed jews
I'll follow the sun
I'm already pretty spiritual. :)
TheRealandSecret
I'd like being spiritual as well as that's what Buddhist's are.
I_PICK_NEITHER
If I was kept from eating bacon...I would go crazy ;-;
McCheese
I forgot the bacon thing
LOLOL
buddhisum is so much more relaxed. Plus it came first.
Tim not Hitler
If I where jewish, some nazi cowards would kill me!
Funweygames
actually, the 1st religion was Hindu
Sincerely Crazed
i just wanna be Kyle from South Park
Ben_Sharpy
Judaism because they have done more for the western world than Buddhism.
Shrek
or not because every one hates them through out history
loganbrosnahan
Why would you want to be a kike?
JAY 88
Markiplier confirmed
Alexzander Busby
actually both are still around...
MightyLemur
Buddhist is awesome. no false gods or fancy rules - just be peacefully-minded, understand karma and be fucking awesome at kung fu.
Dan
You are actually retarded my friend and im not even gonna bother to correct your ignorance.
bear111111
Karma is Hindu Kung fu they believe Buddha is there god who was an Indian prince that denounced his thrown and sat under a pear tree for 20 years to achieve inner peace so I think that's false and they have rules
Andrew
@bear111111: You, my good sir, are retarded. Buddhists DO NOT believe Buddha was god. They look at him as a role model and spiritual guide. Also he sat under the Bodhi Tree for 7 weeks not 20 years, RETARD. He did this to reach spiritual enlightenment and ended up leading and guiding hundreds of millions of people. Also, learn some grammar. There is something called PUNCTUATION. That is how people do something called cuhm-une-icate in rite-ing.
HaltingBlooper
@bear111111 Did....did you just say that Karma is Hindu Kung Fu? Shame on you!
JFilms
The gods are fake for real though See what I did there?
Ben_Sharpy
false gods excuse me?
bojjenclon
I'm already Jewish, so this is easy for me.
daniel
also here.
Rob Docherty
me too!
nigg
exterminate yourself
Zohar
Same here haha :)
zoriamustang
I'm Christian. Sooo... I choose being Jewish 4 this...
ישראלי אחד
ישראל לנצח!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rabu Tsuyoiude
@nigg omg I think I found a dalek!
adam the booty lover
me 2 m8
Someone
Me too
bennet
where's hitler when you need him
ChristyMaster
Oh!! Cheese (S**t)
Ryan
Buddism is more of a philosophy really
HOOTR69
Jews are awesome!!!
Redha
no
adam the booty lover
that right ;)
bennet
hitler did nothing wrong
Nizar Tajdin
Buddism is the most peaceful religion in the world. It's all about inner-peace and less about political or worldly rules. I'm Muslim-born btw
chancethatdude
Buddhism, is more of a philosophy, not religion. But it's false either way.
bear111111
Judaism promotes peace the only reason we fight is to defend ourselves from the Arabs around Israel that start every war
Redha
that is not true you guys just attack Palestine for nothing, some of you even try to hide it from the medias.
Komaeda Nagito
Actually there's one religion that's so peaceful that they don't eat meat and don't eat plants until they've died because they think all of is sacred and won't hurt any of it.
noah
Thanks you just described what it stands for
Rassim
Nah mate, not totally. There are Buddhists in Burma (terrorists) that are massively killing some Muslims there, not a totally peaceful religion. People saying that Judaism are defending theirselves from Palestsinians are pure dumbs and uneducated people. When there's people living in a country and you come, not to live with them together but by taking 100% of their territory then establish an apartheid-like regime on Palestine is not ''defending from Arabs'' when they want their part of their country and their rights back you media brainwashed folks.
Lord Lazy
Long live Israel! That being said, fuck Islam and Buddhism is not a religion but a philosophy
LOLOL
budhisum (i might be spelling it wrong) is a religon and a philosiphy at the same time
Skylar
Reincarnation! Here I come!
NobleWolfReborn
:^)
Gyro
Actually the goal of Buddhism is to escape from the rebirth cycle
Isaac Clarke
Buddhism is a philosophy -__-
Joon Lee
depends.. o_o
Luiz Curado
Cut of part of your dick or be bald?
Yasmin Sharp
You realise quite a lot of women prefer them circumcised?
Muhammad Nur Zafran
circumcised is good for your health,islam also encourages circumcised
deadkraze
@Luiz U get a free hat too... just pointing that out
John
I'm atheist but born into a Christian/Muslim family (it's complicated) but being circumcised isn't that bad, It is better for your health and it's pretty normal nowadays
Noam Cohen
U wont even remember it cause its when you are 8 days old
chancethatdude
Bro, most men in America are circumcised. It prevents infections also.. Why are you so ignorant?
chancethatdude
Bro, most men in America are circumcised. It prevents infections also.. Why are you so ignorant?
Zaltys
That's a poor excuse for lobbing off body parts. Might as well lob off the nuts to prevent testicular cancer.
bear111111
They only cut the foreskin off when your like 7 days old you don't feel it and it lowers the chance of getting an std
LimeGreenTeknii
I can't believe all the people supporting circumcision here. Only women in America or countries where it's prominent do they prefer it; where it's not prominent, circumcised looks weird and scarred. It's not really that necessary if you just take baths/showers; people aren't walking through the desert naked/with only a robe and sandals anymore, and we've invented running water. There's a little bit of a statistical advantage against getting STDs, but condoms work on both kinds of penis.Not only that, having it cut means you lose a ton of sexual nerve endings and feeling, and your penis head gets desensitized. Also, people say "you're too young to remember it" but when you're a baby, your brain is most susceptible to change. You might not have the episodic memory of getting circumcised, but your brain layout can change a lot. People know not to drop babies on the head or hit them to prevent them from such trauma, but cutting off part of their junk is OK?
noah
You don't have bald I'm not bald and I'm a Buddhist
Scribbles
It's usually the monks who choose to be bald, mate.
wrathseed
As a christian I would obviously pick Judaism
Lord Lazy
Christianity is basically a seed of Judasim, and Islam is the most violent evil religion
Preston
I'd rather believe in world peace and tolerance, being calm and just relaxed and peaceful all the time, than all the other negatives that go along with Judaism. If I had to be any religion it would be Buddhist.
bear111111
Judaism doesn't promote violence we have to defend ourselves from our Arab neighbors just like if Tibet was invaded the Buddhist would fight back
Rassim
bear, you don't defend from your Arab neighbors, you're giving them an apartheid-like regime FFS Of course they want to get their rights back. Even if they try to get what they want, it is always finishing with Israel bombing tons of Palestinian citizens. Jeez, a fucking apartheid you guys are promoting ffs
May
the only religion that doesn't throw shit at everyone else who isn't in their religion
LOLOL
not true
Rachel Underberg-Dav
I'm fairly certain that Buddhism is more of a way of life than a religion... It's possible to be Jewish and also follow the Buddhist way of life at the same time.
cass
im catholic and jesus was jewish so im gonna go with that plus my neighbor is jewish
techno kitty
Jews don't believe in Jesus
Keytool
Im jewish and i believe there was a person who was Jesus, i just dont think that he is the messiah
bear111111
Christianity wouldn't exist without Jews people forget that also Jesus wasn't killed by Jews he was killed by the Romans people made that story up 1000 years ago do that they could expell the Jews from their towns because the Jews were more successful
Komaeda Nagito
@techno kitty, they believe Jesus was a very holy prophet, just not the messiah.
Bloodthirsty
bear111111 stop fucking replying to every comment opposing jews im tired of seeing your blind ass comments.
LOLking
I shall become the enlightened one.
Franklin Chen
No circumcision for me. Besides, I'm atheist so Buddhism kind of fits more with me
Sunny Marie Jackson
Buddhists don't necessarily believe in god(s), so I'd rather go in that direction.
zachary_kuzon
Reincarnation and inner peace? AND BACON? THANK YOU!
Mose033
Judaism founded Christianity... I'm in for Judaism
Aradia
Christianity ruined the world. Buddism all the way.
Max_Steak
Jewish: GOLEMS MUTHA FUKKA!
Darwin
I like my dick the way it is. And sitting around doing nothing sounds awesome.
Shlok Kulasekaran
No offense to jews but Buddhism has a great philosophy
Emelsh16
I am Jewish and I eat all kinds of meat all the time. You are not required to go to religious services, and you get circumcised when you are a couple weeks old. You don't even remember it. Do you think we get circumcised at 18? Now THAT would hurt, and you'd remember it. Plus, you get a bar/bat mitzvah when you turn 13 (basically a big party to celebrate becoming a young adult)
Bloodthirsty
yeah normal people have that every year. its called a birthday party to celebrate being a year older.
InvincibleJawa
hey blood thirsty you r a retard with no brain that does not do fuckin research a bar/batmitzvah takes lots and lots of work almost a year. before you r a retard think
Mythred
Jewish weddings look awesome. At least what I've seen on TV.
professor_oak
Buddhists are some of the happiest people alive
Roger Kuo
Okay people lets not start a holy war here
[deleted]
Be atheist!
bear111111
Even if there isn't a god isn't it comforting to go through life knowing some being is watching over you that your prayers don't go un heard some one didn't love you as a child and that's y u reject being cared for
Jay Harrison
a lot of jews accept that there is a chance that there is no god and go to services and go to israel and celebrate their judaism because racists and haters will only see a person of jewish decent as a jew like in world war two if you had three jewish grandparents you still went to the death camps and labor camps no matter what and if there is no god and you practice religion in the words of hillel (prominent jewish scholar) all of the jewish scriptures are just the golden rule and the rest is just commentary
ToxicDreams
I'm Buddhist anyway ^.^
bastionclickofthegame
I'm offended as a practicing jew
Scribbles
How?
bastionclickofthegame
I'm offended as a practicing jew
Anonymous
GUYS FUCK JEWISH !!!!!!! YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY I DONT MEAN FUCK HEBREW PEOPLE I MEAN FUCK JEWISH THERE IS A DIFFERENT HEBREW LIVE IN PEACE JEWISH WANT WAR FOR GOD SAKE WHO WANT TO LIVE WITH THESE BITCHES THEY WENT TO PALESTINE AND THEY SAY ITS THERE COUNTRY FALSE !!!!! THEY SAY THAT THEY LIVED IN IT YES BUT JUST TO SAY THEY LIVED IN ALL THE PLACES IN THE WORLD NOT JUST IN PALESTINE BECAUSE WHY THERE IS JEWISH IN GERMAN AND USA AND UK AND VITNAM AND EVERY WHERE ELSE THEY ARE KILLING IN PALESTINIEN AND THEY SAY THEY WAS GONNA KILL US DO YOU WANT THE TRUTH IM MUSLEM AND NOW ALSO YOU GONNA SAY MUSLEMS ARE BAD AND THEY ARE KILLER JUST BECAUSE OF DAESH YOU KNOW WHO MADE DAESH USA AND IRAN AND FUCKING JEWISH AND THAT COUNTRY IS FOR PALESTINIEN AND ITS NAME IS PALETINE NOT FUCKING ISRAEL AND DO YOU WANT TO KNOW THE TRUTH IF YOU DONT BELIEVE GO TO GOOGLE OR YOUTUBE AND RIGHT WHAT HAPPEND IN GAZA AT 2014,2012,2000...... HOPE EVERY ONE KNPW THE TRUITH JUST TO SAY JEWISH ARE NOT WHAT YOU CALL IT ZOROASTRIANISM BECAUSE THAT WASENT A RILIOGIN THAT GOD PUT IT WAS A PERSON AND TO KNOW BUDDHIST IS LIKE THE ZORO..... BUDD IS NOR RIGHT TWO BECAUSE THE RILIOGIN THAT GOD PUTTED THEM ARE HEBREW AND CRISTIAN AND ISLAM SO GUYS PLEAZ READ ABOUT IT THEN SAY AND NOT EVERY THING YOU HEAR OR SEE ON TV IS RIGHT AND BYE AND IF THERE IS ANY MISTAKES IM SORRY .
adam the booty lover
well.:/ there are assholes in every country. (P.S im jewish :/
HappyGal
MONEY!!!
Hector Ramirez
I have yet to meet a poor Jewish person, they got money. But at the same time they always get fucked over in history. But Buddhist, nothing bad nothing good. I don't knowwwwww
Starskii
Buddhism is all about nirvana and ahimsa; pure happiness and non-violence. It's all about being zen and having no sufferings.
Benjammin
jews are funny
Oweege
Buddhism isn't a religion, it is a philosophy.
JohnnySins
either live in the moment or be cheap. you decide.
Pich26
It appears that most people don't even understand much of either religion.
cinnabon
None. Atheism all the way.
xXboxicXx
Jews get too much shit talked twards them... Sorry Kyle Trololol
jack
i am]
Michael Reddig
A Buddhist went up to a hot dog stand and said, "Make me one with everything."
JakeTheEpic98
Id rather still believe in the true God
Scribbles
Both religions are interesting, however I'm already a Buddhist! ^_^
Puppywinkles
I AM Jewish!
AyeHeightsLou
Buddhist be chill asf ... Or at least the high ones
AyeHeightsLou
Buddhist be chill asf ... Or at least the high ones
Scribbles
Buddhists usually choose to stray from drugs....
ChristyMaster
Noobs
Victor Gabriel
Usually I would be fine with any but the red one had that whole little incident with Hitler so...
Rabu Tsuyoiude
So? You still DON'T have to be religous. Freedom of religon. Im not religous. This question does not apply to me. (All though I DO believe in reincarnation, I used to be a wolf!)
Yovel Naim
Jews are awesome people :3