Real unicorns. You can't sell them, but you would be world famous. Your car would be magically delivered for free.
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Samantha Yeaman
And every night, I would ride the unicorns majestically into the sunset...
Lorenzo
Or Ride a Ford Mustang GT500 :O
The13thDoctor
@Lorenzo, aim a little higher man
BringOntheRoboticGod
You can make a million off the zoo (people will pay) and buy as many dream cars as you wish. Forward thinking!
Adel AbdulJalil Borhani
Damn, you took my answer
brittney
i can own a the unicorn zoo and make some money off of it and then buy my car >:D yeahhhh unicorns and a 1967 mustang convertable.
billy Bob
GUYS LISTEN!!! The government would take your unicorn and do experiments
Meemo2
THE CAR OF MY DREAMS...IS A FLYING CAR!
Max
After becoming a millionaire from the money I made with the zoo I bought a ford gt fia gt1
FinMagotti
Yeah yeah yeah...flying cars...i would take DeLorean DMC-12 and i would go back and forward in time! Just google that car and you'll see what i mean
leonardo
i dont know i really like unicorns
space unicorn
Nice.
Cody Dudash
The car of my dreams is either K.I.T. from nightrider or the car from back to the future.
Barbie
Or ride a bugatti veyron or a lamborghini
the right answer
MOTHER FUCKING UNICORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! www.loganotron.com/wp-con...icorn.jpeg
Dalailthis
"Unicorn Petting Zoo" Nothing states you can ride them
MR.POTATO
i could sell the car get another car of my dream then keep on repeating it.
Courtney Jackson
orrrrr you could use the money from the petting zoo and buy your car of your dreams.
[deleted]
Salute :)
Utah G
a ferrari that can time travel like a delorean
Supremetroll101
STFU=Stop Tickling Fluffy Unicorns XD
Austin
You would make a lot of money from the "Worlds only petting zoo" and then you could just buy the car.
S c a r l e t
^ Guys. It says you can't sell them, which I think might contribute to the fact you might not get money from them. But who docent want a pet Unicorn?
Sparky233
Get money from farm (selling tickets to see them) then buy the damn car
TheBoltMaster
MY LITTLE PONY! MY LITTLE PONY! AAAAAAH AH AHAA OH!! Bardock: NO! NONE OF THAT!... SHAME ON YOU!!
Allahu-chan
Or drive a lambirghini veneno
bono
nooo you need to ride a uninicorn
megaman68
OH HELL YA IM COMMING FOR YOU LAMBO
Setakarn
"My hair smells like lavender and my horn grants wishes!" -TF2 Soldier 2015
After_The_End
would you rather ride a car or a unicorn is the question. UNICORN IS THE ANSWER
CreeperAssassin
Well you would get the money to make the cars of your dreams so...
ZJBlah
What if the car of my dreams is a unicorn...
VelocityRaptor28
for that you get a like
fartface
cars are stupid and ruing the arctic and the Ozone layer so ya
Kyao0531
Or have a Nissan GT-R skyline legally in the US and race with it every night.
Deadpool
You could charge everyday and get a lot of money and be able to afford the car of your dreams, Lorenzo
sourcupcake123
or ride in an eco-friendly tesla and not contribute to global warming like a bunch of farting unicorns :-)
Assassith
@billy bob What if the unicorns have super rainbow forts, barfs, poops, or anything?
KMH690
The car of my dreams is a unicorn
Tyson03
fucking unicorns biatch
Sawimo
damnit i regret my decision -_- i mean unicorns are fucking badass but id rather have an awesome car.
Ham
I could just buy a car and then drive to someone's unicorn petting zoo.
Sid
GONNA GET DAT P1 BIATCH
IDK WHO I AM
I IMEDDIATLY REGRET THIS
Anova
People made flying cars already (kinda cars)
Outrageous Furball
But it's night time though XD
Pokemonguy
Can't sell the unicorns but I will sell the zoo. :)
RimmyTim
Purple Lamborghini lurkin
Alpha493
Money can't buy me the car of my dreams. It's a car that grants one and only one wish to me and only me, reguardless of the distance separating us. My wish: OMNIPOTENCE, BIATCH! And I will make unicorns common worldwide to ruin all of your zoos!
iiOdinDaPug
The car of my dreams is a unicorn...
zummy
i could just make people pay to pet or even see the unicorns, then in return i could by my car
TeekF7
DISCO ZOO!!!
Kitkatlovesgaming34
PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS DANCING ON RAINBOWS
Kitkatlovesgaming34
Shout out to zummy for using logic
daisyduck04
Batmobile! I do not like unicorns very much
Meme
@Samantha Yeaman you made mah choice :3
BallerBolt
Or you could have a fucking Lambo with a fucking vending machine and a fucking smite machine
cool dude
or suv combined with a lambo with a vending machine that only you could use with a password and a smite machine and a unicorn petting zoo built inside it. oooooooooh the possibilites
Alec
You can let people pet the unicorns to make loads of money to get the car of your dreams.
mark
LAMBOZZZZZZZZ
ThunderWolfwarrior
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Eleanor
Unicorns are awesome. And i don't want a car.
Joe
Eleanor Liberal
Spectire
@billy Bob you would have to have multiple unicorns for reproduction.
Dillon Price
My dream car is every car
PoultryMan
Bruh why not have a Bugatti Chiron Super Sport 300+ for free?
Friska Claudia
unicorns. open the zoo. charge the visitors. in no time you'll have enough money to have that car xD
Nicolas Garcia
Exactly, you'll be able to buy thousands of that car since people would come all around the world to see the ONLY unicorn petting zoo
Meemo2
THE CAR OF MY DREAMS...IS A FLYING CAR!
KristieKloud
@Meemo2 just make sure Molly Weasel doesn't find out...
space unicorn
Nice reasoning.
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[deleted]
Have you seen Jurassic world? Eventually you will need more then a few unicorns to get media buzz
[deleted]
Have you seen Jurassic world? Eventually you will need more then a few unicorns to get media buzz
Setakarn
Unicorns grant wishes! =D
*InsertFunnyName*
The car of my dreams is a flying chariot PULLED by unicorns!!! And with a whole petting zoo full of magical wish-granting unicorns, that will be pretty easy to acomplish.
Alpha493
The car of my dreams grants one and only one wish to me and only me, reguardless of the distance separating us. My wish: OMNIPOTENCE, BIATCHES! And I will ban all unicorns from reality to ruin all of your zoos!
driftmissile 202
same here
youat2inthemorning
Cant you charge for people to pet them?
Elena
so many little girls would force their parents to visit! RICH! mwahahhha!
Scott Nightshade
well have a monopoly on unicorns and become rich
Raekie
WHO NEEDS A CAR IF U GOT A UNICORN? :O
TheBoltMaster
AND WHO NEEDS AN INDESTRUCTIBLE CAR WHEN YOU GOT INDESTRUCTIBLE/IMMORTAL UNICORNS AND UNLIMITED MONEY SINCE YOU OWN THE ONLY UNICORN PETTING ZOO AND EVERYONE WANTS TO COME IN AND YOU'LL BE SWIMMING IN MONEY AND PEOPLE! YEEEEEEEEAAAH!!
Setakarn
AND WHO NEEDS A CAR WHEN UNICORNS GRANT WISHES!?!?
Kall4rk
Exactly!
Alpha493
The car of my dreams grants one and only one wish to me and only me, reguardless of the distance separating us. My wish: OMNIPOTENCE, BIATCHES! And I will ban all unicorns from reality to ruin all of your zoos!
Gavin
Just buy the car with the money that you get. Simple
Metric
Take a couple of blood samples from them, and BAM, I'm immortal too.
Franklin Chen
didn't think of that.
azarakh
BRONIES!
Joseph
TWILIGHT SPARKLE FTW!!!
Chase Eckland
Hells YA!
tehLulzbringer
PEDOPHILES!
Nightmare Moon
Do I count as a unicorn?
Iggy
No, Nightmare Moon, you are an Alicorn.
Six1Cynic
I'm sure I'd rack up a couple mil just from the bronies alone
Robin Rainpaw
I like how Lulz thinks all bronies are pedophiles when I have never met a single brony that acted like one. Every one that I've met was quite nice, and if being nice = being a pedophile, then everyone must be a pedophile.
zacj
I could sell one of my unicorns for like a millions dollars and then buy my dream car, or I could have my dream car and not be able to pay for gas because it only gets 4 miles to the gallon.
JayMillz
"Real unicorns. You can't sell them, but you would be world famous." You can't sell one.
wrathseed
Breeding
Gavin
Wow then you would have unlimited money because the more you breed the more you sell the more money you will have. But you have to watch out for thieves.
Matt Caron
ONLY unicorn petting zoo. Sounds like a monopoly to me:P Just buy whatever car you want.
Lauren Elizabeth Bunch
A car is tangible! Unicorns will make you rich and famous and then you can get the car yourself. They're fucking UNICORNS!!
Firebrand
You would get rich off of admission
Blocksystem
Step 1. Sell car, Step 2. New car appears, Step 3. Repeat. PROFIT
gt sport boys
it only said one car
NotAguyNamedTom
It sais the car of my DREAMS so i can make my car the world's only unicorn petting zoo on wheels
Zomtron
My dream car flies...
BadShot
The unicorns I like ARE real unicorns >:(
Remixcent
have a unicorn zoo get billions get my dream car and lot's more :D
Skloosh
Think about the money you could make from running a unicorn petting zoo you'd have enough to any car you wanted
gt sport boys
i could have an f1 car and make a lot of money when i get on a podium mate
Kasie
I could make enough money to buy myself a Lamborghini
Elon Musk
Buy my 2020 Tesla Roadster
Slytherclaw Queen
Are you kidding? If you had the only petting zoo, you would get sooo much money, then buy the car of your dreams.
billy deadghost
i picked blue because if i owned the only unicorn petting zoo i would be able to afford to buy the car of my dreams (which is just a red car) from all money i make from the unicorn, i would also be able to by the house of my dreams and the rest of my dreams
Bladesk
fuken unicorns bro!
GiveMeTheSucc
Yea i would empty the pockets of bronies.
EleniLouSpirits
IF UNICORNS IS ONE OF THE ANSWERS THEN UNICORN IS THE CORRECT ANSWER
EmeraldCow
Unicorn petting zoo. Sell tickets. Profit
Skookie
Why ride a car, when you have a fucking unicorn?!
bubblebutt
or charge 2000 dollars per person, then git ur car
Marcus20
A lamborghini centenario HELL YEAH!!
Elon Musk
Those are disgusting, so polluting.
YourFather
My car would have a working wardrive, a guide on how to build them, and a handbook that showed you how to get to all other planets with intelligent life. SUCK IT BLUES, I JUST PROGRESSED HUMAN TECHNOLIGY BY 1000s OF YEARS
Instinct
F*k the car I wanna unicorn!
HorseLuver 0206
will the unicorns be pink and fluffy and will they dance on rainbows?
Mac
With the unicorns you could earn enough money to buy the car. And plus you would have a flipping unicorn
Jennyfer
I wouldn't want to run a petting zoo because unicorns should not be caged or put on display.
Dan85304
Tie!
laska
are you dumb or wath if you run the only zoo who has a unicorn u will gain so much money that u could drive the car of ur dreams every day ;)
Dalailthis
I chose wrong.
jhurtt
I'm pretty sure that if you ran a unicorn petting zoo, you could afford any car you wanted.
jhurtt
I'm pretty sure that if you ran a unicorn petting zoo, you could afford any car you wanted.
Aria
UNICORNS case closed
LLLLLLOOOOOOOLLLLLLL
I could sell my cars and be a billiarder, also I can give my flying car to some scientists and get the tech to make a unicor
sanDragon
i could make tons of money and then buy the car of my dreams :)
HubbaBubbaKiller
$_$
Austin2050
Chevy Volt!
Shen Yang
more profitable
Jay5773
I don't want to clean their shit.
Six1Cynic
Why not? You'd be cleaning up rainbows.
Wolf Fang
unicorns, people would think I'm high as fuck and shit.
Oğuz Khan
Lamborghini Murcielago :)
ticklytaco
The car of my dreams is a spaceship.
Ryan Gilly
I'm not gay