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SkullCrackarn
Just shave?
SPLT
i was thinking the same
Danielle
haha I'd rather diet and exercise for a year than spend every other day trimming this up: iranian.com/main/files/bl...ry-man.jpg
Damon Genade
why not Id just stay at home until a full moon then go scare some people xD
Meh.
Danielle... I regret my decision.
Giorgio Gabriel Guzmán
Fuck that... They shall call me chewbacca
Rainbow Dash
Already am... :P
Max
Bacca's FTW!
Johnny Is
believe me young one...being hairy doesnt open that many ways...its been 2 years now i havent woren shorts...living it is worse than saying it
Ali
Just shave seriously. -_- that's all you have to do.
Belwolf13
nah fuck that just perfect your chewbacca yodle
Love_Is_Real
Doesn't say that the hair is thick and black (:
Katherine
Thinking the same. "Just shave it!"
Patryk
I was thinking that too Just shave it
FDrybob
I already am really hairy. I think that the author is referring to body hair, in which case, you would need to remove it (or spend an hour shaving every day). Still better than being fat though.
Micah
Can I have that hair dedicated to a beard?
Joker
great. awesome reply
Tahet
i'm the 2 :(
John
@Danielle Well, He takes his time to grow that u know?
Kyao0531
Or you can just wax
Spittin_fire_since02
shaving makes it worse
gavin
exactly
abdullah
i was thinking the same too
Tyler
I was saying that 1 sec ago
ASSASSIN8OR
CHEWBACCA
GABY
fuck it im already fat and theres something called lazer and shaving
Drew
Damon made my choice.
AlexGlz
shave totally;p
imortalheavy12
I wanna be a gorilla
DeepBlue
I don't want to be used as a trampoline. And yeah it never said anything about shaving. ;P
the sansational sans
EXACTLY!!!
Mr.Amazingnus
shaving makes it grow back longer
dildos4life
go shave your moms tits
dildos4life
yes i is huge faggot human your shit grows longer
Alexa
yes
Kayla Wolf
im already hairy my friend rubed my arm and shouted in class HOLY CRAP U FEEL LIKE AN ANIMAL (yes i am a girl DON'T JUDGE)
Chewbrocca69
chewbacca
blazing
i was thinking the same
PoopMonster200
it will just grow back
MrFastZombie
You might be like the wolfman, where it grows back so fast that it's not worth shaving.
Joe
too much hair, hair human, well called me me chewbuca
DiamondP
shave it every day? Nope
Danimations
U could shave
Franco
jajajaajaj es verdad
Dean
@danielle then you would have to do dirt if you shave once a week is alr
Ahmet
Even if you shave the hair, more hair will come
Mike
Either way I am warm.
Alex Janisse
Love the optimism
pmaguire13
and REALLY itchy
Evalgra
Meanwhile, pmaguire13 breaks every scale he steps on...
ohnoanotherputz
Obesity is a legitimate health concern, where as hairiness is just an unsightly annoyance.
Evalgra
Unsightly to you, maybe, but personally I've always wanted a solid beard to stroke while laughing maniacally.
Ryan
I would freak out so many Bigfoot researchers
Nick3.141592
But remember, the pictures MUST be blurry....
Redditor
I'm already hairy
Goofykid3435
Iv been hairy since 7th grade... My first full beard was as a 9th grader.
owlgrandecity
Boy, I wish I had middle school students as my facial hair.
frank
I am both already fml
Sheldon Joseph
Preach sista
Salvador Rosa
losing weight isn't that bad. also, you save a bunch of money on razors and don't have any problems with that.
Scourge
i didnt be specific in where you're hairy, so, LONG HAIR FTW
Jadon
loophole!
boop
I would rather shave then lose a bunch of weight. That would take a long time I'm guessing..
Jordan
It would get really annoying when you finally realize that when you shave your hair starts to grow back within the same day. Trust me, I know.
Zestiest pigeon
Here's the answer SHAVE
SpaceDestruction
yep
Vanceatot
Chicks dig the mountain man.
Ron Lemuel
I'M ALREADY FAT AND HAIRY! WHAT THE FUCKIN DOUBLE WHAMMY!
Rohan
Already really hairy! (And I mean everywhere)
RH Stealth
Shave or work hard? HMM.
Natalie Ashpaw Langl
No one said you couldn't shave!
pmaguire13
it grows back fast dude
Katie
It would be better to just lose weight you fucking idiots.
Mr Nope
...I could just lose the weight
Brage
Little hard
cowjello1
You can shave all that hair off easily
cowjello1
And also, humans are already really hairy, it's just that our hair is really small(For some people like me).
DiamondDovah
Werewolf time :D
Ankit
screw being fat
Gorlakh The Great
Actually I'm both...fml.
DapperDinner
FUCKING BADASS VIKING BEARD
Danielle
Easy decision. I'd take diet and exercise over this for the rest of my life: iranian.com/main/files/bl...ry-man.jpg
1stwarror
Change my lifestyle, or shave for an hour. Hmm...?
Utamey
Laser treatment!
Kasie
At least you would be healthy
SnoVictory
juste faire un régime ?
Chara Dreemurr
Who said I had to be human?
bean and lean
already fat
goku da unicorn
surgery if you had that much hair it would grow very fast get surgery once
Brittmen003
instead of shaving USE NAIR= NO HAIR! PUT ON THE HAIRY PLACES AND HOP IN THE SHOWER ...BYE BYE HAIRS!
Loopholes
Shave. LOOPHOLES
Lydiameow
i am both so :(
Jaylen Thomas
Shave
fyn
shave for god sake
MetThread
manly
Dragonjedi7
I'm Chuck Norris now
Shoclu
I have a fat fetish.. soo :3
Daniel
I know many people who are the same, I don't have the same fetish, but I understand where you're coming from.
ImGreasy
Cut the fat off your body :D
The Cupcake Whisperer
Plastic surgery duh
MASTERDANK
ask my leg hair
FoxyGamingMC
Already Am
f_you
U could still b sexy with abs and b hairy
Taylor Seldin
I'll get laser hair removal for all the unwanted hair
K-PoP12
I am already fat!
Sam Beckett
Can I choose both
Jesus_Freak116
Most of these people are acting like they aren't already fat
Ted Arthur
I'm both, so I guess I'm shit out of luck
James Burner
I'm already both. :'(
Tom Swift
Its called being a human
SumthinMstBAvailable
Do you know how painful waxing large surfaces of your body is? Having to deal with that every 6 weeks too. Just rather lose the weight.