You can choose to either be a person or a zombie/pony.
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Crissy
BRONIES.
rarity the unicorn
FTW. /) brohoof
Ariel Ignacio
Hell yeah. (\
MiniPassword
Brohoof man.
NeonSoundwave
Epic Brohoofs all around! :D /)*(\
Alonso Magnet
Pedophiles everywhere
Caunion
Brohoof bro?
Brennen Fisher
ponies, ponies everywhere in the world. BRO HOOF /)(\
Felix Mackow
i just clopped all over myself
Anthony Johnson
I think brownies are some kind of new sick pedophile thing that all the cool sex offenders are doing. Or there gay men who want attention
Anthony Tosspon
Anthony Johnson. Seriously dude, quit that shit. You know it's just plain wrong. I mean it man, stop being a parasprite. Stop spreading hate and ignorance and just plain dumb shit okay? All it does is cause harm to others. Quit it.
Jofhil Dela Cruz Licmuan
I rather die than to be wiht FRIKINN ponies
BrentDH
I'm not a brony. I just would rather give it a try than be the first to die in zombie movie.
Scourge
@Licmuan fucking*
max
@Anthony Johnson I hate MLP but STOP HATING ON BROWNIES MANNNN
Skylar
@max Thanks for standing up for something you aren't.
Allamo
Only if I would be a pegasus. Also would Derpy be there?
Chris Bisson
Yeah!
assrapeLoL
FAGGOTS!
James
Well enjoy a painfully slow death, just to become a rotting cannibal.
Hime kyubi
Brohoof! :D
Lorenzo
aaah, I wanted to kill ponies :(
The Psychopath
You can either become a brony or... most likely die. I suppose if you hate us that much, we won't miss you.
Mayonnaise
I would want to be a zombie.
Imran Meco
@ Lorenzo Equestria (the MLP warold) also has guards... with magic... and horns... spiky ones
Hannah
/) Broohoof from a pegasister!
ChrisK1111
BRONIES FTW
SteveKobbs
What kind of looser watches My Little Pony? (me)
Rainbow Dash
/) I already do... AWESOME!! /)O3O(\
DragonXneoN
7) BRONIES UNITE!
SNYuki
/) Brohoof, Bronies and Pegasisters!
Filip Ohlsson
I don't watch MLP but hey. Cartoon ponies or zombies? Cute and cuddly or flesheating horribleness?
baibai7q
don't forget the Peguasisters!
baibai7q
don't forget the Peguasisters!
The Doctor
Zombies or ponies... I think it's pretty obvious...
Max
Bronies yay!!!
Filipp Pöyhönen
*(\ G4 ponies, lower than that, zombies. And, it has magic. I wonder how they will react to my magic wand and other magic accecories? Also, what about WonderLand? /)*
biscuit0883
( ^.^)/) (\(^.^ ) BROHOOF!
Murad Taher
More like Zommbie
TheInvisibleDuck
I'd live in the world of MLP so I could proceed with the genocide of the ponies, I would have my loyal soldiers transported from this universe, marching across the land, burning, raping and pillaging as they went. Finally, I would round up all the ponies into a long line in front of a trench, miles long. I would snap my fingers and rank upon rank of men would open fire with their MGs, Submachineguns, and Assault Rifles, gunning down the ponies, the babes would be shot before their mothers, their rainbow colored blood splattering upon their parents faces as they cried, the parents trying to escape as bullet upon bullet went through their hides, and within an hour, the great trench will be a river of blood, bodies and guts, my soldier cheering, drinking and pissing over the corpses of ponykind. Then I will spare only their pony queen, and have every man in my army rape her until she cries tears of blood, then her throat will be slit. The end.
Matthew
I just chose zombies because I fucking love zombies.
ilostthegame
Yis! And even better...as a pony :3
jaml96
i will join you... and my shotgun will too
jaml96
i mean, who wouldnt want to be the most overpowered living thing in the world?
theme7331
anyone who chose red is a pedo and they should feel like a pedo.
Alex LaMont
WOOT /)
EEPspud
simple i would bring a hunting rifle and end them all *reloads*
Maximilian Dinardo
.> -.- /)
Hail
The Walking Dead....!
Grimaldus
Brohoof ! /)
rainbowdash2020
between the walking dead and my little pony although i would love to be Deryl Dixon id always want to be with rainbow dash
Cerulean
This was a hard one, but my inner brony got the hold of mel. Red option it is! Btw, to all haters; Get over it. No matter what you will say/do, you can't change the fact that bronies exist. The only way would probably be murder, which would definitely not be worth it. And stop using the 'brownie' joke, it's not only again'st bronies, it's racist. Stop spreading hate and tolerate other peoples' opinions.
Donna Noble
@TheInvisibleDuck I Don't even Watch the Show but I Have to say... F**ks Wrong With You
Donna Noble
Also I Can see Why some People would choose Zombies AKA The People who Actually are Prepared But When its Someone like Me (Not Prepared in the Slightest) I Think I'll take my Chances int hat Worlds of.......What ever its About
Corey Chang
Uh why my lil pony? It's girlish
Rogue Laufeyson
BRONIES FTW!
dragaroth
oh holy crap, some of the commenters here have the stupidest logic ever about bronies...
Martymcchew
Why do people say bad things about bronies? Most people who have something to do with 'dirty' pony things are trolls, and what about the pegasisters? Also, It's just a fandom, you don't call people you like adventure times 'gay' do you? It's just people, watching a TV show, get over yourselves and learn respect.
Sean Maher
As long as we exclude Season 3. If Lauren Faust didn't write the script, it never happened.
Cody Dudash
I don't particularly like MLP, but those little ponies won't try to kill you.
Jeff
I like zombies a lot... But ponies won't kill me. And... CLOP CLOP MOTHER******S!!!!
molly
go fluttershy :)
Ridge Wildharber
The long line of red faggots, faith in humanity is gone.
Braydon
ZAMBIES. Ain't no body got time for that
howaboutneither
I am not a brony but I support them. anyone who says bronies should kill themselves are going to hell once the zombies are getting to them
Glaceon999
BRONIES AND PEGASISTERS (female bronies) UNITE! WE MUST FIGHT THE HATERS! RAISE THE EPIC DEMON BLOOD SWORD IN BATTLE TO DESTROY THE CITY OF IGNORANT TROLLS LIKE RIDGE!
EnterNameHere
I love the show but hate the fandom. Glaceon is acting like a idiot. Just because this guy hates the show doesn't mean you guys need to get all butthurt about it.
Mr Spoon
I no longer need my shotgun.
Carltoncation
HAAAAAAAAAAA GAYYYYYYYYYYYY
bradley
BROHOOF
Grape
@Anthony Johnson But brownies are delicious...
Rosa
I am a bronie but I love zombie attacks
Cloud
Exuse me sir but would u mind killing me if ponys ruled the world. p.s Whares carl?
parker
Hell yeah!!!!
DVOfficial
fuck yeah /] BROHOOF
Extremo1001
i'm a bronies *embaresed*
[deleted]
I'm not a brony (Although i love mlp ripoffs like My little doomsday: applecrack, made by Piemations) but I would rather be living with friendly ponies rather than getting killed by zombies.
ingmar
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nightwolf
#broniesforlyfe
AtomikCheez
R U FREAKING KIDDING ME!!!!!!!!!!!
Erik
Fuck my little ponies I would just go hunt zombies than just be a pony
Pinkfluffyunicorns
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Zyron
damn why do i chose my little pony because i watched them when i was little.. (i'm male)
Zyron
and Erik,how could you survived alone when all people in earth is zombies? you only have that butter knife though..
Alyssa
ive watched mlp a few times and i dont like the pink one.. shes too talkative n cheery its creepy for me lol and it would be cool to kill zombies like u just go around slicing them in half that would be awesome
Matthew
shit breh id rather die
Sarah Merrell
/)*(\
Kirito
Brohoof IT MIGHT NOT SEEM LIKE IMA BRONY BUT I AM! (p.s. Donald Trump)
jazzy
sweets forever
Irikeraci
HECKK YEAH DUDE!
Elite Hardwave full
i got pony but i hate that zombie
magic apple72
brohoof
FSK95
At least there is 95% women, and 5% men in Pony World. So I wonder, who is the father of so many? (0.0) XD
Cheese_Zombie
BROHOOF :D
James Pinnock
fucking autistic cunts
Shadyflames
I'm not a brony... But I think I'd rather live in a world without violence instead of death.
Natasuki
Bronies are just gays who haven't come out of the closet so they turn to My little pony and blame it on the show just so they can hide in the closet... =D
Peppernaut
brohoof.(Im a Pegasister.) And you Bronies, stop caring about what those jerks are saying. You're awesoem people and deserve respect
DaneR
I only picked red because I wouldn't die...
Pigeon
ponies suck
Frank
Who are you people liking my little ponies.
sobate buto
WTF!!!! killing people with the excuse that they are now zombies.
Kendall Walls
i know. i would want to be in this world the other one is just creepy.
xereeto
I'd rather kill ponies.
galileo
^this guy thought ahead
thegreatsage41
^but galileo, xereeto would be banished by Princess Celestia.
Vesko
WTF!!! Kill yourself with the excuse that you are a sociopath. You are welcome.
[deleted]
for all of the fags who chose red (except xereeto), my little pony isn't about the gay show. it's about the gay dolls. so there isn't some kind of "Princess Celestia" shit. the are just dolls. my sister had them. -___________-
Anju
@xdpher : you obviously have no idea what you are talking about. it was a little kids show before there were any dolls or books. and honestly it sucked, BUT the new show "My Little Ponys Friendship Is Magic" is pretty kick-ass. also, some hidden jokes only older people could catch. well, older people who are clever enough to catch them. maybe you'll change your mind if you look it up. honestly, i would rather be annoyed by Pinkiepie day and night than be eaten by or be a zombie.
rarity the unicorn
you would chose losing almost all modern day luxuries, losing lots of if not all of your friends, and maybe even having to kill the people you love over ponies you are crazy man.
rarity the unicorn
that show is amazing
Jordan Rogers
I don't think you understand the severity of the world overrun by zombies... For one, noone you know is there. It is THE world overrun by zombies, not that your world is overrun by zombies and you can have your friends help you. YOU ARE COMPLETELY FUCKING ALONE!!! Think about it. I'd prefer to live in a happy and colourful world of ponies thank you... Are you telling me you're such an asshole that you don't find things adorable? I know I do and I fucking love adorableness... I'm not allergic to it anyways...
theTexan
Mr. Hands scares me too much to live in a world full of ponies.
jmanaterjose
Killing zombies that want to eat you inside and out (Not in the good way) or killing ponies that are too nice and annoying anyway
H W Specialist
Bronie s calling crazy to peaples that rather zombies but they cant understand how much ı hate ponies
XxxxBlack.Veil.BridesxxxX
zombies rock!! i have a i
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XxDream.acexX
Wtf gay ponies no thank u i can choose being a zombie ill have fun eating all u ponies lovers brains
AuraZach
A zobie apocalypse would be way cooler
Anthony730
Lol
MKraemer
They don't have any conscious. They aren't even the same person anymore so it'd be fine
Randomness
it said that you could CHOSE to be a zombie so you dont have to endure the pain that is becoming a zombie and zombies are cool
TheRealandSecret
U r right Randomness.
Louxandra
*grabs knife* let's kill the ponies together~
mrbobthecat
send me in there with a shotgun and a mp3 player with the entire doom soundtrack it will be fun
Crissy
If it's the G3 ponies, zombies. If it's the G4 ponies, DEFINITELY ponies.
Tomas Vergara
anything below G4 I'd choose zombies
Vesko
Not sure if this is a Pokemo reference or ponies actually have generations.
Bradley McElroy
^Ponies actually have generations
Bocaj Teews
G4 ponies, think like power puff girls. G3 and bellow, think of... something horrible.
Iggy
@Vesko, MLP G4 is the popular one, the one that the whole brony thing is about. (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic)
James
G3 and below I would rather choke on a shotgun, and then blow my brains out.
Megaoli357
the real question is could you be a zombie in mlp?!?
UltraPenguin720
lol yeah
Slenderking
You would eventually evolve into G4 so who care spike did it so who rlly cares about generation not me
BloodyKnives
For fuck's sake FUCK OFF BRONIES
Gage Lamb
You know, I thought you were pretty cool from all your previous posts and comments. I don't like you anymore. :c
BloodyKnives
So you don't like me just because i don't like mlp? Join the club its right back there, might have to squeeze in though its really crowded
Anthony Tosspon
Naw, people don't like you, not for your opinion, but for the attitude you choose to express your opinion in. Bottom line man, you're being a jerk.
Nightmare Luna
Yikes, this is a question about our fandom. You can dislike the show, it does not bother me, but don't go out of your way to insult something that doesn't even have to do you. None of us care if you hate MLP. Though we do care if you act like a decent human being!
Zipperozic
Would you rather be surrounded by sentient horses, or be eaten alive? your choice, buddy.
Mark7725
You can kill the ponies
Pyrocynical
Bronies ARE zombies.
PoeticBagel
THAT WOULD BE SO AMAZING. I'M COMING, TWILIGHT! :D
Scourge
NO, SHES MINE D:
Jose Kristian Resabal
That's a weird way to spell pinkie pie
Rainbow Dash
That's a weird way to spell my name... /)O3O(\
Miluna_Mimi
No! I'm Twilight! even my BFF calls me Twilight! I'm Twilight!
xereeto
I'd shoot them all! DIE, PRINCESS SPARKLE!! MUHAHAHA!
Vicci Love
Princess Celestia*. Twilight Sparkle*
Vicci Love
Princess Celestia*. Twilight Sparkle*
Vicci Love
Princess Celestia*. Twilight Sparkle*
xereeto
IDGAF.
Jess Revesz
And we'd destroy you with a rainbow blast from the elements of harmony, worked pretty well on the evil side of nightmare moon
Jason Hofmann
We know you got the name wrong on purpose so you don't have to be embarrassed
Alonso Magnet
Vicci love, holy shit, you must get so many girl
ditto89
@Alonso - Calm down, Its okay for people to know things like that. I know a lot of the ponies names. Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Applejack, Rarity, Lyra Heartstrings, Bon-Bon, Daisy, Colgate, Ditzy Doo (Derpy Hooves), Doctor hooves, Celesta, Luna, Cadence, Shining Armor, Trixie, Blue Blood, Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, Sweetie Belle... Shall I go on?
ditto89
And even with this knowledge, i am maintaining a wonderful relationship with my boyfriend.
intergralcoder95
well I'll get the guns mate!
Katie
>.
James
@ditto89 I was a little worried until you got to Lyra Heartstrings. Now I don't feel weird anymore.
Nightmare Luna
Twilight Sparkle Alicorn Princess! *glitter shower*
ansone
You are now correct Twilight is now a Princess
Jessica Kowalski
I used to be pegasister (not anymore) and it's princess celestia!
Louxandra
*THAT'S A WONDERFUL IDEA! (Get it? No..? Shit...)
thunderlight2004
I want to change my answer now
Miluna_Mimi
so basically you want Princess Twilight Sparkle to die because of your choice! I love Twilight! She is my Favorite unicorn! I pretend I'm twilight! Even my BFF calls me Twilight and I'm not letting you kill her! No way! No how!
joe man
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Anthony Tosspon
Total agreement here.
T.P.N
i rather wanna get killed, than kill myself.
MiniPassword
My god, guys. It's honestly not about whether or not you "like ponies". I don't care whether or not you're a Brony. Would you rather basically die in 3-12 months, all while suffering and barely living, or live in a happy, nonviolent, utopian world? Sure everyone is a pony, but how does that change everything? What if you lived in a world where everyone was talking dogs, would that be so bad? Same thing with the ponies. And don't give me the "KILLING ZOMBIES LOLOLO" Thing, because as many smart, sensible people have responded, the Zombie apocalypse would be less about killing and more about survival. Even if by chance you had a bunch of guns for some reason, you'd run out of bullets one day, and the majority of bullet makers will probably be dead, along with a huge amount of other people that make things you need, like farmers and whatnot. Seriously.
Anthony Tosspon
A very well thought out and reasonable explanation. Sweet.
Jd Savage Nymph Lynch
Also should add the fact that people will be trying to kill you for supplies since I doubt that they would "ask nicely" and The world overrun by zombies would have no internet.
Demonator
Exactly true, let's live the rest of our lives without fear.
Thunderstudent
Yeah, the only reason I choose the Ponies is because in theory I don't have to live with them. The zombies on the other hand will either eat me or turn me into one of them which might be worse than death. I'll take annoying ponies over possible death and/or soulless, mindless unlife.
it'smeLuc
umm the zombies would just fall apart I mean they are just corpses after all and they should be quite slow
it'smeLuc
logic guys LOAGDEK
XcheerioX
bronies ftw
overtherainbow
I would ride a pegasus pony like a motherfuckin boss.
Mark
Is this implying that living in Equestria would be a bad thing?
Mark Aldrich Jr
I think it's implying that living in an apocalyptic wasteland is a good thing.
Demonator
Only to some people. It's easy survival, don't complain about it!
Miluna_Mimi
No. But I feel like I am the only person here who chose MLP because I love to watch MLP. pretty much all the others chose MLP because they were thinking about doing horrible things to the ponies. Well not on my watch!
fwurp
I wouldnt want to live in a world that would kill me.
Anthony Tosspon
Then, avoid the Everfree, it's not safe after dark.
Dude941
MLP is literally the only hell I couldn't stand. I could survive in a zombie apocalypse if I had at least starting equipment when the outbreak started.
Bocaj Teews
Explore the world surrounding? Dragons, man.
Gage Lamb
Please elaborate on how zero ignorance, intolerance, and racism is much more fucking difficult than fighting feral demonic things that are pure-bent on eating your flesh. I would love to hear that shit. No, seriously. Do it. Now. I want to hear this. Do it. Make my day.
Anthony Tosspon
Naw, it's the very idea of being honest open and genuine that frightens such people. The values we bronies embrace are the very same values that haters are so frightened of. But to be fair, they're not afraid of being honest, they're afraid of the results of what that honesty will bring about.
DieC
fuck ponies
Gage Lamb
cool
Fernando Persaud
Ponis are Cool, you must fuck youself
Anthony Tosspon
I'm sorry, but, wat?
Louxandra
Um.. I don't feel like fucking anyone, sorry~! Plus, do I really look like a slut to you..?
Mark Aldrich Jr
Fighting Dragons/Mantacores/hydras > fighting zombies. Besides, anyone who wants to live in a wasteland plays way too many videogames. They'd probably end up killing themselves after a year. Or dying.
Xifihas
Living in the MLP world (G4 ideally) would mean you actually have some sense of safety and something to actually look forward to rather than just struggling to survive every day with no hope for improvement.
shawoltae
Dude no question. Why? Because ponies, that's why.
MyNameIsKali
Zombie Apocalypse > My Little Pony.
tourma
Disease, death and destruction > Happiness, adventure and acceptance? Lol okay man
dannyboy
sweet jezzzus
likethebaus
My dream would finally come true... Go around fucking swagging unicorns and then eat their flesh
emmawalters
As much as I love MLP, I'd much rather live in a world where all my zombie apocalypse plans are actually useful.
Anthony Tosspon
This one got it right people /)
Louxandra
Well, that is kinda true..
Mccannos33
i must applaud you for actually having a zombie survival plan, but why not take the "murder anything unholy that comes close" and apply to the ponies? that's what i'd do if i had this choice and a zombie survival plan
AuruM
Easily ponies, presuming we're talking about the Friendship is Magic continuity
Bruce Porvaznik
You guys are fucking idiots! If you answered ponies then you should kill yourself.
MrPancakemix
It's not just going around and shooting. You will need food, water and a shelter that won't attract zombies or looters. And unlike games, if said virus if how it is portrayed in some modern films if you get bitten then you are as good as dead. And if you go around carrying a big gun or a lot of supplies they will almost indefinitely just kill you and take your things. That, or live in a world full of friendly ponies. Hmmm?
kinker
Shut up Antibrony. Or in this case, DIE.
Bocaj Teews
Ponies, and the potentially endless world surrounding. DRAGONS AND SHIT, GUYS.
Fernando Persaud
Dont talk about do you dontknow
Nightmare Luna
Wow. Just wow. Someone please restore my faith in humanity! You not have gall to say that you would rather die a slow, agonizing death by the hands of the people you know and love that have been transformed by a virus into evil, human eating, monsters than live in an utopia of talking animals, but you also insist that whoever thinks otherwise should commit suicide. It is useless to try to talk sense into these kinds of people because comments like these already prove that this person is either a thoughtless little kid, trying to look cool on the internet or someone who simply can not understand elementary things due to some kind of mental problem.
Zipperozic
So you'd rather be eaten alive by flesh eating monsters than be in a world of sentient horses?
Louxandra
I know.. But it's all about survival.. Sometimes you have to save your own skin, you know.. I'd rather let myself suffer due to the endless rainbow shit than have a slow and painful death.. It's all about survival~!
gittonsxv
yes yes yes pony all the way.
Dennis
What in gods name?
txag2011
You're grown men watching a goddamned show meant for prepubescent girls. GROW THE FUCK UP
thejafer
and YOU'RE going to get killed by millions of undead flesh addicts. I think I'd rather live in nice, safe ponyville
Bocaj Teews
I wanna go explore the world surrounding Ponies.
Gage Lamb
Please go on about how the shows I enjoy contribute to my maturity so much.
Anthony Tosspon
Funny thing is, mister txag2011, that people who watch this show have shown far greater maturity than what you have shown here. Tell me, who is it that needs to grow the fuck up again? Looking a lot like the answer to that question is you.
Alphayuzu
@Txag2011: Thinking of someone as less mature or uncool because of things he likes is the mentality of a teenager. Which clearly makes you less mature. Truly mature people accept others exactly as they are. I realize that my statement implies that many adults today have the mentality of teenagers. They do.
Louxandra
Did you just assume my gender?
Matthew Marks
Ponies motherfucker.
Norb
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Anthony Tosspon
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BROFIST IS BETTER 0000 O____/
Brenda Grubbs
Really u guys u can be safer whith ponys even though i dont like them
Evan Binns
ponies hate me
Anthony Tosspon
Though ponies know how to hate, they choose not to, unless you threaten their friends, then they'll buck the ever lovin hay out of you....and offer you a muffin....then throw you a party to lighten your mood....then wait for you to blow up at them....then throw you an even bigger party when you don't blow up at them....then the world moves on :)
Louxandra
I just realised... I'm living in a cliché world... You know what, even spending a day with Serena- No, a WEEK... is even better.. It's just too... Bright and 'happy'..
Calvin
I heard that ponies taste pretty good, nice and thick and juicy
Captain Miksu
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Anemia
Not too fond of ponies but I prefer living.
BadShot
*ahem* Do I need to explain?
Anthony Tosspon
Enope /)
Linux
Ponies forever!
arthur
tu e kid so se for pq escolher poneis eu so escolhia pra matar eles todos so queria muniçao pistola molotove
fearanger
So... 44% of voters would rather: Have no family or friends and live with untrustworthy idiots. Scrounge for resources which is DANGEROUS! Kill zombies which would be your only source of fun. Have a 999.999.999% of dying one your first year... ... rather than living a life that you would hate but would be less dangerous? Wow... no offence but talk about STUPID!!!
Anthony Tosspon
Well, some people would rather face death than turn around and face life. As someone who's done both, I can tell you, facing death is a lot easier, and a path of least resistance. In other words, they're not being stupid, just weak.
Nightmare Luna
I totally agree. I feel like my faith in humanity had been completely lost. People would rather insult something that they don't like, die in a wasteland, in a deep depression caused by the fact that you must kill everyone you know and love or else they will consume your body wile watching all the people you've met die in a slow, agonizing way or live in a utopia of pastel ponies. It isn't even about liking or not liking the show! Really, people, really?
fearanger
@Anthony Yeah, saying that they're stupid is a bit far. =/
Louxandra
@Anthony Agreed.
BlazeCookiez
yeah because ponies obviously have food and shit for humans
SirNarwhal
MY LITTLE PONY, MY LITTLE PONY. I ALWAYS WONDERED WHAT FRIENDSHIP COULD BE. MY LITTLE PONY!
Fernando Persaud
Until you all shared its magic with me
Fernando Persaud
Big adventure
Fernando Persaud
Tons of fun
Fernando Persaud
A beautiful heart
Fernando Persaud
Faithful and strong
Fernando Persaud
Sharing kindness
Fernando Persaud
It's an easy feat And magic makes it all complete You have my little ponies Do you know you're all my very best friends?
Anthony Tosspon
Eyup /)
Freddie Mercury
Hm.... be stuck in a world with flesh eating monstrosities, or be in a world with cute sophisticated ponies? IS THIS A QUESTION? /)
Louxandra
Idk.
Bocaj Teews
Holy shit, bronies are being annoying.
Gage Lamb
Yes, we are. I apologize for that.
Anthony Tosspon
I'm not annoying, I'm honest, there's a difference.
Twinkle Star27
Face it bro.…… hoof
Jamish
PoniesPoniesPoniesPoniesPoniesPoniesPoniesPoniesPoniesPoniesPoniesPoniesPoniesPoniesPoniesPonies!!!!!!!!
H W Specialist
i want to meet Dr.Edward Richtofen
BlazeCookiez
FINALLY A CALL OF DUTY GUY
RonnyRayGun
Ponies are awesome!
DjEqualizee
do i still get a gun?
♉
If you're a Unicorn you can shoot or beams is magic with limitless ammunition.
Louxandra
OR transform yourself into the fucking god of hyperdeath and completely destroy equestria~ (get my reference? No..? IM FOREVER ALONE)
BlazeCookiez
gaster blasters
K9Companion
is that supposed to be a bad thing?
Seth Baxter
yes
Daina Duenes
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Denis Meyer
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Fernando Persaud
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Anthony Tosspon
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ASlytherinSnake
Just gonna be that zombie lady who lurks in Walmart/a book ship with a massive amount of blankets that just stares until you leave. And don't even think of touching a blanket I swear Zombie Me will eat you.
Anonymous
Cos killing stuff is fun ;D
Nightmare Luna
Killing stuff is fun, yes, but dyeing a slow, agonizing death by the hands of the evil, human-eathing dead bodies of everyone you know and love is not. ._.
SamOri
Who said you can't kill ponies?
Louxandra
@SamOri OR become the freakin' God of Hyperdeath and eliminate all the ponies.. What? Twilight did that before (kinda). Why not me?
Matthew Rydzak
Duh that was easy
Anthony Tosspon
I know right? /)
Claudio
Even if you hate ponies, Equestria is safer than living in a zombie apocalypse. Fact.
Anthony Tosspon
Actually, Equestria is one of the most dangerous places in imagination. Fact is, they have the omnipitent source of chaos and disharmony sitting in the castle garden completely unprotected and open to the public, and all it takes to set him free is a little disagreement. You really have to watch your back if you go to Equestria.
arthur
tu e muito medrozo caralho mano vai escolher poneis arrombado se ta falando de segurança porra mano isso e desculpa de kid
Louxandra
Actually, yeah... @Anthony, true..
Chris Porter
PONIES!
suck my titty
zombies
Fernando Persaud
Bah! Fuck the zombies, I LIKE MY LITTLE PONY FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC!!!!
Anthony Tosspon
Hay yeah /)
RustySteele
Hmm, either be a happy pony with my pony friends or an undead husk who hungers for brains. Seems obvious to me!
RustBatman
I fucking hate his planet... MLP SUCKS!
Gage Lamb
Well thats just like.... your opinon, man.
Whateverm8
So do zombies.
Louxandra
Agreeable.
Logan
It's just a tv show, no one is forcing you to watch it. Calm down..