You would live the life of the cartoon version. You would not have any memory of a past life.
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Brian
Spend my days running around solving mysteries? Sign me up.
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and causing massive amounts of damage to peoples property to stop someone scaring people? Sign ME up!
RavingLunatic
be a hot ass red head with big tits or married to a fat guy.
Dudugs
i changed my mind :(
Bo Treat
plus velma is hot piece of ass...
Ave Maria
no brainer.
TaylorRosa
That awkward moment when every one is saying that she is a hot piece of ass and I look like her. Why thank you kind sirs!
TRIST4N
@RavingLunatic hate to burst your bubble, but i'm pretty sure Velma was the ugly lesbian with the bowl cut : /
Cordt Callum
Made my day...
Walrus
+ you can also get stoned with Shaggy
Max
My face is red i can't stop laughing at these comments XD
AndrewJ
Since I'm a guy I would like as little action from cavemen as possible...
Blaalman
True dat
Max
Jinkies!
ghostrade
PLUS a talking dog? AWWW YEAH!
Angie Beatriz Baltazar Claveri
also add.. being the smart pretty girl in the group!
Cassey
No offence but I agree with the solving mysteries stuff but you'll also be a girl like me
Alicia Marie Laing
I don't think ravinglunatic knows who Velma is... She's the brunnette.
DERPZgaming
i don't get why people thnk velma is hot..your all a bunch of pervs
Mysticbutterflies
Dude Daphne is the red head. Velma is the smart nerdy one with a bowl cut.
KittiCat9000
Wilma is sexism. She is a housewife working like the old women as objects stereotype.
Maximillian Steele
I pressed the wrong one :(
TheDoctorTARDIS
The Flintstones are lame af.
Oscar
Scooooooobyyyyy
enderbrah12
XD
Rabu Tsuyoiude
@RavingLunatic. That's Daphne. Velma is the one eith brown hair and glasses.
Rabu Tsuyoiude
@RavingLunatic with*
jeremy
scooby doc is life man shaggy rules
Kirsten
So true dude!!!
Sassypuppy
ikr
ArianneIchi
Velma is so freakin' smart
Daniel
Going to get scared doe
Alpha Wolfette
Totally
Kiernan Welby
I did not mean to choose blue i meant to read the desc it chose blue
Barry
bro u sent that 6 years ago LOL
AndroidAddict
Going on adventures is fun,this question is easy to answer (to me)
I Prefer This
Ahem... agreed, Velma spends her days well, saving the day... What does Wilma do? She spends the whole day cleaning a cave while her fat husband does stupid stuff... makes it clear to me!
Thomas Baja
hell ya
Jordyn
Jinkies!!
Napstablook
My gender is unknown but i like to solve mysteries
Jason
lawl
Gildy
Jeepers!
TheFracturedRuby
I'm the smart one so there!
Ty Mercer
Thats daphne
Elaena Stemann
Hate to be 'that guy' but Velma isn't the hot red-head, she's the brunette with the glasses
Neko1357
Ye!!!
Christian
YES!!!!
Christian
Jinkeys!!!
Sweetroll
@kittiCat9000 Ah, so men doing all the work and women not having a large share of the credit= sexism towards women.
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GNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
furplays
im in plus i love scooby doo
Ligh7ningL
@Brian gay, ocd, autistic, this guys the whole package
SansIsAwesome
YES!
nigga_from_the_hood
haha dang i want to be part of the mystery gang
Emma
Hell yeah. Plus a talking dog. Also, I can't stop laughing at these damn comments. So many people want giant tits and to fuck Shaggy. XD
ky-daniel
many people want giant tits and to fuck Shaggy. is kinda weird because i just like scooby (i also want to have big tits.)
Roze
Velma was a strong, smart woman and travels the world with her best friends. Wilma is married to Fred (!) and stays home cleaning a house that is really a cave - ugh
MontyTheMonkey
I thought you meant Fred from Scooby Doo at first...
Alix
Completely agree. And yet it seems like some people are choosing Velma because "she's hot." @[email protected] Wow.
Skyelre Potato
lol true plus i wont be a caveman
TheStadt
I would have taken blue IF IT WERN'T FOR THOSE MEDDLING KIDS!
Wheatley33
see did you what there
Cotton Ball Bennett
Shit's scary.
hashley
No question.. chillin with shaggy and scooby, we be smokin all day!! :D
LOLking
Jinkies!
rxcjack
Simple: Velma was a prude. Wilma was a whore. I'm no whore.
EZPZ
How was wilma a whore???
X.Hawk
How dafug is wilma a whore?
jmanaterjose
You had to turn childhood into porn. You just had to
Fly Guy
This is why dumb people should not be allowed free use of technology.
Woo
This is why we can't have nice things.
Jason
jinkies
ewoksarelikeu
Discover vampires and ghosts? "Count" me in.
eah
The hair and glasses combination has me sold.
gollumetBarty
my friends already call me Velma XD
Winston Onyeani
Velma fights ghosts, Wilma cleans the house
Morgan Marie
wilma is a ging. gross
Pregnant Banana
so?
boromir
Id spend all my days naked...
Soupah Mario
No memory of your past life. You'd never know you'd want to be nude.
Im Weird :P
the scholarships *_* smart or pretty and dumb,id rather not rely on a guy but i do like the part of forever nakedness
David S.
I'm pretty sure you guys mean Daphne when you say "hot redhead".
Sara Boren
Be married to a cave man or be a useful member of society?
NipponKota
Mysteries? Glasses? Geekiness? Intellect? Sign me up, home skillet!
Let It Fly
Wilma is pretty hot.
RatherSmyD
I'm smart niggas.
Divinity
Fuck that I'm not gonna be a Flinstone's bitch (this is during literally the dinosaur era) rather be the hot chick with big tits ...can touch them
Haylee
Yeah ummm Velma is the one with the bowl cut and the glasses.. Nice try though.
Gorgonsmurf
Yeah the hot one. Who doesn't love nerdy chicks.
nashcali22
Real housewives of Bedrock? No thanks!
Dan
Bitches don't know about my Scooby snacks.
Loki Luciferase Aeris
Don't wanna live in the fucking stone age.
Alissa
Wilma comes from a rich family and marries the man of her dreams.
Thea T.
Velma, on the other hand, is a brave detective who fights against crime. Velma wins!
Armand Marcus
Ginkies!
Tom Turnbull
Jinkies
[deleted]
At least I can have shoes and I get to live the life every library nerd like me wants to live!
waffles
JINKIES!!!
Asmith18
I wear glasses so...' My glasses! Where are my glasses? I can't see without them!'
Amara
No one wants Freds hairy ass
Rina
I'm a strong, independent woman who don't need no dinosaur XD
catnads
@Roze Ditto
Jerry Davis
Im a guy but this will work better for me.
Ask Master
having a super pc alright
Brandur Áslaksson
Now Fred Flintstone can fuck me
ohpeum
...
daniel
smart
iMustacheUaQuestion
I get to be friends with Scooby!
gwen
I'd rather live in the 70s and solve mysteries than be some housewife in the stone age aka a Republican (I might be kidding, relax)
Oddbrother
*gasp* Velma said "jinkies!" It must be a clue.
Brenda Grubbs
I like scooby doo but living in a place with no power bad husband and dumb use feet 4 cars nnnooo wwaayyy
Forealms
The only thing that would have swayed me otherwise is I'm not sure how much money I want to put into a glasses budget like that. Twelve years of having glasses and I haven't broken as many pairs as Velma did in one summer.
eddie
u guys do realize that daphne is the hot red head, velma is the nerdy one
nbnmmmChannel
well... velma is pretty popular. so i'm gonna go with her.
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HopeAnswers
Ikr who wouldn't xD
Slim Shad-e
YABBA DABBA MOTHER FUCKING DOO!!!
Kristjan Tõnisson
That woul be awesome to be a part of the mystery incorpalated
Joshua Grey
Be a dumb caveman or see abnormal activities? ABNORMAL ACTIVITIES FOR THE WIN!!!
Vanquisher
Fuckign same questions all the time