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Collin Baker
Already am
abarnybox
clearly you chose "Smart, Unlucky and acockylittledickhead"
Dustin Adams
@abarnybox Agreed.
Lord English
Who needs to figure things out when things always go your way?
bekskalot
Being self-assured = Being "acockylittledickhead"? Wow, good to know we're all supposed to derive our self-worth from the opinions of other people.
shaneac
Same here
brittney
faith in humanity lost...................
Teddy Kent
Forrest Gump anyone?
potatochips
Who needs to be lucky when you can be smart?
Trace Hilbun
Think about Forrest Gump?
Amdg3x7
@brittney Never had any.
HorseDogFiddleAndFox
Boss:Your fired. You:*scratch head* No I'm not. Boss:You're right you're not!
jaml96
i am so lucky i am gonna get smart.
i don no
I was just finna say dat
Ashley
Hahahahahaha
THEICEEGAMER
same
MiraRobin123
I already am... With the exceptions of Mondays. Mondays are actually okay for me.
Professorson
im lucky and average
Matthew
humblebragger?
Nikki
If your smart and un-lucky you could get in a accident that damages your brain so it cant function ... LOGIC! YES!
Hammy243
It is the best
Hammy243
It is the best
Newbie616
I'm Smart and lucky
NotAverage
same
andrija97531
im really lucky that i will get a new brain?im in!!!
CreeperAssassin
"There is no such thing as luck, but skill" I think that's the line. Anyways, you would be smart enough to avoid the unluckiness.
spyfox
Me too. Also, I'm Schizophrenic.
Erlend Johnsen
Sure you're not just dumb?
Randoman
Smart people always seem to have the worst of luck.
TRIXIESTAR
I feel you mate!
SoniCat911
i already am aswell
LittleFox
blue is particularly nerds....... reds are idk dumb ass jocks
Mr. Damn S. Fuck
@Collin Barker I am a Genius and pretty unlucky in using the Jackpot machine in Strike Force Heroes 2. Seriously it's 5/50 chance to get the Shit or Sheep Launcher
RESPECT
I could win the lottery or take over the world and make the law not apply to me, or make myself smarter
Brianna484
Already am, though...
War CedricYT
agreed. I am also Smart and unlucky already
RockyRocker936
same!!
I_PICK_NEITHER
Same here...
SomethingKL
Anyone else realize you can be smart and dumb at the same time? dumb just means unable to speak...
Nathan
mhmm
goombis
Who needs luck when you have zkilz?
iblvicnfly
I already am dumb and lucky!
katie
Me to
GriffinDoge420826
Same
DannyT
I am dumb and really lucky already.
OJTheKitten
Same, my dude. Things break when I'm around them. I never have won the lottery, and I always drop something delicious somebody gave me. Yeah.. hard times.
thescientist
me to
Harper
same
Luna
Same. And, if you're smart, you can get yourself out of a lot of scenarios.
Bobawatch
Same
I like cats
same
Dark Rainbow Dash
same man same
Mazen
@collin same here
joe d
hello me when i was born
jake
The lottery.. nuf said
JakeDuke206
you made me change my mind :/
Officer Jenny
but then you would invest it all in some Madeoff scheme and loose it all because you are dumb!
OneMadCritic
XD didn't think that one through did you jake. but in all seriousness, if you were dumb, you'd be scamed out of your money
CowInABox
Scammed out of your money, only to win even more money because you're so lucky.
luke
There is no such thing as luck
kevin
true
Deborah Chin
Luck is skill
Arkathorn
Prove it.
Erlend Johnsen
Lottery?
RandomGuy1466
Fuck you
Harry
Luck: "Success or failure brought by chance rather than through one's own actions" Lucky: "Having, bringing, or resulting from good luck." Even if the future cannot be changed, choosing blue is like saying you wish for misfortune.
OJTheKitten
FUCK YOU, LUCK IS REAL. (lol i'm Irish so go fuck yourself. ever heard of the luck of the Irish?)
mason perry
I'm already dumb, it would be nice to be lucky, too.
Alocus
Dont be negative
setrakakan
I already tend to be unlucky, so hey.
oldorox
*cough* George Bush *cough*
Thatguy
I am assuming you are saying he was dumb, even though he graduated an Ivy league college and led the nation better than our current president who spent all of Bush's tarp fund in his first year, which gets blamed on Bush, Current president also spent more money his first term than any president has in both terms. And also Obama won't even give out his school records so we don't know if he actually graduated with good grades. also Obama was elected due to his skin color
OJTheKitten
jesus christ you didn't need to write an essay on the history on US presidents, holy fuck.
YourFather
Well, if you're smart, you could become a doctor and not have to be lucky
Benjamin
But imagine an unlucky doctor. That just doesn't sound right to me lol
Conner Davis
Like me?
kevin
that could be very dangerus
astermoose
Imagine an unlucky Doctor. The keys to the Tardis would be lost forever.
Ryland Killary
then i'd be like every other celebrity in the tabloids fml what is the world coming to these days?
joshua
To bad its in real life blue :'(
Collin Baker
Already am
Legend
all smart people are unlucky, we have to deal with all the idiots.
WiFiwithPi
Who are lucky
Doodloo
So... would I rather be Squidward or Patrick?
neededplace0
Red is mr magoo
Joeby Santana
You guy could smartly work out you debt while i could dumbly win the lottery
qwerty123
Double blessing.
Link63
I'm stupid already, but I have bad luck.
Wolfdude
If you were dumb and lucky you might be lucky enough to be smarter :)
DucksFanMariota
if you are dumb and lucky you could be lucky enough to win the lottery, use the money to pay for an education. Now you are smart AND lucky!
gabrielmuniz
i'm am dump and unlucky,some luck will help me :/
namer789
already done.
Emerson
It worked for Forrest Gump :D
Moffsie
Depends on how lucky/unlucky you would be. Being smart but so unlucky that you'll never benefit from it?
Serena115
Bliss is ignorance right?
OneMadCritic
Being prepared and intelligent can trump "unluckyness"
Joseluis Nunez
I would like to see which percentage of blue are democrats and which percentage of red are democrats.
Sarah
I don't want to turn into Forrest Gump
HUL911
Hopefully I'm so lucky that nobody would would notice I'm dumb.
hashley
lmao im already pretty dumb and have like no luck so that would be friggin awesome
RedditorPedro117
Do you say YOLO?
Potato
I already am!
zachery
I already am smart and i tend to be unlucky so yeah my life pretty much sucks
Michael Reddig
Forrest Gump. Enough said.
shaheen
i am smart and unlucky everyday if u were dumb everybody will laugh at u u DUMBS!!!!!
[deleted]
If i was dumb and lucky i can do stupid shit and get LUCKY example *grabs ariana grande by the pussy*...*Gets LAID*...*flirt for discount on car*.......*Gets it free*
Herobrine0Slayer
"From My Experience I Don't Believe In luck." Obi-wan Kenobi
smoke
who needs to be smart when you just won the lottery; )
sehum
if i am lucky then i cant be dumb...LOGIC!
kennySkappa
It's called Dumb-Luck and the Dumb-Luck won't last long.
DucksFanMariota
I luckily win the lottery, pay for an education, and still be lucky, as well as smart.
DerpyGuy
HERE I COME VAGAS
Marvin
Already am smart, so I just need to be lucky to go have a better life!
Adam Llamas
Stupid rich
Minecraft123
Well im smart and lucky so I go between both
Batzebrez
I'd prefer to be smart and unlucky as opposed to being fucking jar jar...
Guy
Allready am
Callen
Jar jar is dumb and lucky
DerpyGuy
MU LUYF ANIWA SU YEE
OmegaWolfDaniel
This is pretty much already me...
Llama
If you're smart enough, you don't need luck.
xpumpkin<3
Dumb and unlucky POV If you have a hard test, even if you are dumb, you will probs get an A cause your lucky
Casey Hardig
Ignorance is bliss
vxvl47
Was like that in 5th grade
yabado45
use intelligence to become lucky