Without the ⅓ of your legs, you would still be able to run as fast as a normal person.
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AndrewF2003
They never said how high the dwarf was
Waffle
A dwarf is only ever considered a dwarf if they are under 4 foot 9. So, the highest you'd ever grow to be would be 4 foot 9, if you're lucky.
Infamous4K
blazed
Marvin
He never said how high a dwarf is!
SweetPotato
They never said how short the dwarf was, think about that :3.
Judd Nelson
This is so sad cause I'm a runner...
Joe
hey im a dwarf and im digging a hole
pokedex819
I could be a human sized dwarf
Olga Usova
or how it looks like! maybe it looks like a human! :O
yo fat mother
no
Shmev
dwarf is a relative term
SavvyBoy
Genius!
Adam
living with 1/3 of my legs lost will make me look weird in the other hand living as a Dwarf will get you attention in different ways
C B
I'm 4 foot 5. Mine blown
Eilif
he might be born like the dwarf in real life
Elena
Yeah but whats wrong with being a dwarf?
Juuzou Suzuya
Exactly. That dwarf was baked, man.
Ryan
ikr
Matraph
Peter Dinklage 2.0
Evalgra
I was reminded of the movie Elf
Imma yeet over there
I can just be a GIANT DWARF
Jonny
Tyrion Lannister here I come
A Soldier Who Isn't Famous Yet
1. S H O R T I E 2. I'm a S H O R T I E alternative: 1.
naglis
dwarfs are under 4 ft
LamkyRat
Kili
grandmascomputerjay.
damn it should of checked this out :(
Monoso13
I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole diggy diggy hole
Dusty_Desk
Fuck off you 12 year old fuck boy
EDGED
Ha Ha Ha good one!!
Saint Deamon
@Dusty_Desk what the fuck ?
Flame
What the hell is that weird song about?
NerdLogic
I think it's from a Youtuber.
Mats
https://m.youtube.com/watch?t=78s&v=ytWz0qVvBZ0
LokiSkywalker
Mars what dose that YouTube address lead to
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Tim Mears
How are you born without 1/3 of your legs? So your shorter? Sooo, your a dwarf?
Judd Nelson
Nice, didn't think about that
Simvoid
1/3 of your leg is one leg. so if you were 8 foot and u lost 1/3 ur still 8 foot cus its only one leg
TheGrenadeCat
@dudeman105 its says both legs. Plus almost nobody is 8 feet tall. The tallest man alive was only 8' 11"
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iambored
least if you wear fake leg lmaoooo
MrRyGames
"Without the ⅓ of your legs, you would still be able to run as fast as a normal person." I picked Red because I would surprise a shit ton of people in races lmao
EDGED
That is a good logic but doesn't mean like your deformed? though?
moolook
since i already have REALLY long legs... it wouldn't be that big of a downside
Fireflame12
Dwarves run faster
ZJBlah
I DIDN'T MEAN TO AGREE! I wanted to tell you to READ THE DESCRIPTION!
Girls rule
1/3 could be that you were born with 3 legs but then it dissapeared
Alexa
i agreed even though im blue (insert eiffel 65)
Dogtimus
Tyrion Lannister BIATCH!!!!!!
jfo43
Im just shorter,just not as short as a dwarf.
R-maarten
First to suck your dick
Savannah
There are things called prosthetic limbs and now they can connect to your muscles and its like they were never gone
Miriam
Winning!
Miriam
Imagine the Halloween costume possibilities! From Gimli to Tyrion, and Wicket to Flitwick, this will KICK ASS.
Mustafa Altamimi
As dwarf if someone makes fun of you , you can punch their balls/vagina
oliver25
but then i fuck you up
#_#
Totally right
mathias
I can be Tyrion Lannister!
bellabeanie
hi
bellabeanie
HIII
BestPlayer
I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole, diggy diggy hole, digging a hole..
FIRE
WTF 1/3 so i got 2 legs left op
Arctio
I AM A DWARF AND I'M DIGGING A HOLE!
Bombz
A tall Dwarf is still a Dwarf.
hamburger
A dwarf is the bast
NextBestSwagger
dwarfs are awesome
doere_
Get these awesome cheetah leg prostetics that oscar pistorius has
Ducktastic!
.Cyberlegs? Hell yeah!
Jinx
I'm short for my age So whatever
CandyNomNom
You can be like cute Dopey and get all the chicks XD
sdasdasd
who the hell would like half of there legs off
Kuleduud21
yes because 1/3 is totally the same as one half :|
GymnastixGirl
I'm a dwarf
Utah G
i answered a question which gave me an extra limb
Hanna
Read the description. Also you could get some kind of surgery to fix your legs so I think it's the obvious choice
kep
Dwarf style
very mad guy
Doesnt say what kind of dwarf
Xobot
I can walk!
Jamberry101
Read the description
Jamberry101
Oh nvd
grandmascomputerjay.
live longer is red
alex
i am already a dwarf:(
keter
same thing
John
prosthetic limbs are dope
zack
they both are the same
Meboy200
Take me to the cholcate factory
Rhinorulz
be a fantasy race good at mining and smithing, or be short... hrm...
kc.
it said be BORN a dwarf who said you couldn't grow after your birth
Pau
I'd be a dwarf as in LOTR
Hi!
you cant get a replacement
alex
they say boys like small girs
Cocorico
YEAH I WISH I WAS A LITTLE BIT TALLER I WISH I WAS A BALLER I WISH I HAD A GIRL THAT LOOK GOOD
Autumn Winters
I will be like BUDDY THE ELF dwarf
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Prosthetic
Storm_player
People are famous for being small
Vampuric
Should I describe it to you or should I get you a box th stand on?
nick
dwada
Zander
Where are all the lt. dan jokes
Fuer
i did this one before lol