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45% Be the home maker

55% Be the bread winner

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Be the bread winner

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Either way your household is making enough money to be comfortable.

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  • 237

    Azer Faraclas

    11 years ago

    Bread tastes awesome.

    • 34

      Freq-Sho

      8 years ago

      my "kids" will be a Corgi, 2 other dogs, a few cats, and plants. So play with animals and gardening? yeah I can do that

    • 29

      Lord English

      8 years ago

      I'M A MAN!

    • 21

      SomeGuy

      8 years ago

      @Freq-Sho Your pets are cute, but they're not kids. Comparing the effort needed to take care of an animal with a roughly 10 year lifespan is offensive to parents that will bust their asses day in and day out for the rest of their lives to provide opportunities for their children.

    • 1

      97ajf

      7 years ago

      Fuck yes it does

    • 11

      MrPwnage

      7 years ago

      "Honey Im Home"

    • 6

      Daniel

      7 years ago

    • 7

      thagamerfan

      7 years ago

      and houses taste awfull

    • 2

      Saphine

      7 years ago

      @SomeGuy I don't want to argue or anything, but I just want to point out that I would probably have a couple macaws, which are eternal 5 year olds (for like 80 years). Although I do understand what you're tying to sa. At least macaws don't need to go to college!

    • 7

      Hero_Rareheart

      6 years ago

      There's a show in nickelodeon about duck breed winners I would love to be one of them!

    • 0

      Glaceon999

      6 years ago

      @ Azer You made me pick red.

    • 4

      Utah G

      6 years ago

      sweet, I won a bread contest :)

    • 0

      ArcJas

      5 years ago

      Hell yeah

    • 0

      Chicknick

      5 years ago

      Yes

    • 0

      Isabel1880

      5 years ago

      Lol! Your so right!

    • 2

      Adrianna

      5 years ago

      tofu?

    • 1

      masterchiYt

      4 years ago

      your write brad is so good

    • 0

      FrozenOreo

      4 years ago

      This Question Is Just Asking Are You A Boy Or A Girl

    • 4

      Reshatina

      4 years ago

      All honestly, I think being the home maker has the ability to let you see your progress more than just making money. Plus, if you finish early, you can just do whatever instead if just sitting around waiting for the clock to turn.

    • 0

      Majority

      4 years ago

      So does houses

    • 1

      Amelietheduck

      4 years ago

      a duck who throws bread at people, sounds like my kind of job

    • 0

      yo fat mother

      4 years ago

      bread is what makes the world go round

    • 0

      iKlepsy

      4 years ago

      if its like a family money maker than yes

    • 0

      The Delta Snivy

      4 years ago

      bread

    • 0

      Hello

      4 years ago

      Have you seen the show...

    • 0

      SantiAcc

      4 years ago

      Yep!

    • 0

      Nathan

      4 years ago

      AGREED

    • 0

      littleyoman

      4 years ago

      a bread winner is someone who earns money to support a family not someone who makes bread lmao

    • 0

      mmmh

      3 years ago

      @Lord English Seccism

    • 0

      noble

      3 years ago

      i think they mean be a girl but act as a boy search it up

    • 0

      james mcs

      2 years ago

      bread tastes fucking awesome

    • 0

      chcchh

      2 years ago

      YESSSSS!!!!!!

    • 0

      Ballistic Dennis

      2 years ago

      I’m a bread boi

    • 0

      Killerkangaroo28

      1 year ago

      But u can’t make ur bff a mansion if ur the bread winner

    • 0

      JTEIMTheYoutube

      1 year ago

      My "children" will be a few Huskies (game goals, ikr), A cat with red eyes, A dog (unspecified breed) and Tira Lawford MINUS THE AWFUL PARTS.

    • 0

      alguien000001

      1 year ago

      yos xd

    • 0

      HadOOFken

      1 year ago

      bagel

    • 0

      SansIsAwesome

      1 year ago

      I love bread!

  • 36

    Edin Šumar

    8 years ago

    Fuck the gender binary.

  • 16

    Rowan93

    8 years ago

    I picked "home maker". By which I mean, I'll build the house.

  • 15

    Metric

    8 years ago

    You mean the home chill and doing nothing-er. The video games all day-er. The maid hire-r.

  • 13

    Sean Maher

    7 years ago

    I'm fine with being in touch with my feminine side. I'm not gay or bisexual. I just don't like being told that I need to act like a hyper-masculine douchebag.

    • 3

      Jocelyn Orellana

      6 years ago

      High five for you, good sir!

    • 2

      Nicholas

      4 years ago

      The fuck does that have to do with being the bread winner?

    • 1

      Foxcheetah

      4 years ago

      I KNOW RIGHT?! It seems like today, girls being feminine is a crime and guys being masculine is also a crime. And the real irony of it all is that we're trying to fight for equality by forcing people to act differently than they want to. *Slow claps* Well done, 2016

    • 0

      Mabel

      2 years ago

      I always choose the "feminine options" bc I'm trans :)

    • 0

      JTEIMTheYoutube

      1 year ago

      When I picked Home Maker, I meant I was the ARCHITECT... NOBEL PRIZE INCOMING

  • 13

    lexi

    9 years ago

    call me a product of a patriarchal society but as bad as it sounds i dont really think i would want to be with a man who was the homemaker (no disrepect to those who live like this it just isnt for me)

    • 31

      Lexi

      8 years ago

      Well this is awkward...

    • 5

      lexi

      8 years ago

      HAHAHAHA sorry, but I found that really funny, Hi me who doesnt agree

    • 2

      Lexie

      5 years ago

      Darn me having the uncommon spelling of my name. This could be a really cool moment without my e at the end.

    • 1

      Foxcheetah

      4 years ago

      Hey, your choice bro. To each their own :)

    • 1

      Lav Da Mermaid

      3 years ago

      I am female and if I had a good job with lots of money and my partner offered to stay home and clean and stuff i would be fine with it because they don't need to work

    • 0

      JTEIMTheYoutube

      1 year ago

      When I picked Home Maker, I meant I was the ARCHITECT... NOBEL PRIZE INCOMING

  • 12

    Pass673

    8 years ago

    i like bread

  • 7

    YoungK83

    7 years ago

    I am a man.

    • 1

      Fabrizio

      4 years ago

      You are either making a point that your gender decides your option or giving the world the most useless bit of news it has ever heard.

    • 1

      Nicholas

      4 years ago

      No one cares.

    • 0

      Spiderp

      2 years ago

      No no, you're supposed to punch someone after you shout "I AM A MAN" You're doing the I AM A MAN PUNCH improperly.

  • 7

    AghhhShit

    8 years ago

    I wear the pants.

    • 9

      Ruxin

      7 years ago

      So do I. But they would be pajama pants while I sit at home laughing about the fact that you chose to go to work instead of sitting at home doing laundry like, once every few hours and watching Maury.

  • 6

    BunnyBunnyBunny

    8 years ago

    I want to come home to my wife making me cookies in nothing but an apron. This has been my dream since I was seven

  • 5

    Marcus Panico

    8 years ago

    I'm a dude, but cooking and cleaning is less of a bitch than working. In my opinion whatever's easier, as long as I've got a fine wife.

    • 1

      Fabrizio

      4 years ago

      As grateful as we all are to hear that you're a male, which was honestly impossible to infer based on your picture, its refreshing to hear that there are still lazy males out there that have no clue what its like to be a homemaker and can maintain their shallowness at the same time. You are a diamond in the rough.

  • 4

    RH Stealth

    7 years ago

    Me and my partner will both bring in money and do housework because EQUALITYYYYYYYY

  • 4

    abcpo55

    8 years ago

    Why would you want to go through schooling just to be a bloody homemaker? Go back to medieval times if that's you plan!

  • 4

    Chrissy Melody Chime

    8 years ago

    If I fuck up and lose my job, I put everyone at risk. I can't handle that kind of potential disaster.

  • 3

    Harry

    5 years ago

    I don't know what either of these mean, but I wanna make some homes.

  • 3

    TheBeast14

    8 years ago

    Build a house or win a loaf of bread, what sounds more exciting?

  • 3

    Ryan Ferris

    8 years ago

    Money money money money... MONEY !

    • 6

      Kris

      8 years ago

      Money money money... Must be funny... In a rich man's world.

  • 2

    Jizzwold

    8 years ago

    I'm lazy. I refuse to have children so it'd be pretty easy.

  • 2

    MIJ

    8 years ago

    Crap, chose the wrong one

  • 2

    AlexB8

    9 years ago

    agree

  • 1

    davein

    8 months ago

    bread

  • 0

    RalphKun

    1 month ago

    sry guys I have to take one for the team

  • 1

    Talia

    4 years ago

    Why would I wanna work with people??

  • 1

    JSR360

    4 years ago

    Homer: Mmmm....... Bread.

  • 1

    HazardousInferno

    4 years ago

    I wanna be a duck that throws bread at people. XD (The reference being a show called Breadwinners on Nickelodeon)

  • 1

    Curtis Karpe

    4 years ago

    yeah ride in a rocket van!!!!!!!!

  • 1

    shane

    5 years ago

    ,nbvfgdf

  • 1

    Hippocrite

    6 years ago

    This poll should say: "Are you male or female?"

  • 1

    STEFFANlE

    7 years ago

    Not paying for my study to sit at home

  • 1

    Adam

    8 years ago

    MEN

  • 1

    Aloerca

    8 years ago

    Pssh, I'd rather be in the real world then stuck in a house with some whiny kids.

  • 1

    KirstyG93

    8 years ago

    COME AT MEH FEMINISTS!

  • 1

    sonicscrewup

    8 years ago

    What about being the breadmaker? I don't want kids, and housework is tedious as all hell, so there's not much home-making to do except for your basic tidy-up-a-bit and cook dinner (and I like cooking anyway). I want independence, not to be kept.

  • 1

    asneakyfatcat

    8 years ago

    profit

  • 0

    nataly

    2 months ago

    mmmmmm...

  • 0

    Quiub3r

    3 months ago

    XD

  • 0

    Heather H. Malin

    5 months ago

    I'm both. ^_^

  • 0

    Mr_Cabelo

    5 months ago

    I'd love to be a house husband

  • 0

    MidgetJesus

    9 months ago

    i like bread

  • 0

    pgreggo

    9 months ago

    can i be the bread maker

  • 0

    Paul Wall

    11 months ago

    Fuck homes,I want bread!

  • 0

    Nio

    11 months ago

    i wAnT brEaD

  • 0

    Taco

    1 year ago

    BUCKLE UP DUCKYS CAUSE WE GOT A ROCKET VAN DELIVERING BREAD FLY QUAZY CAUSE WE CAN QUAZY QUAZY QUAZY CAUSE WE CAN SWAY SWAY BEDUCE DO A BARREL ROLL MAN WHOO HOO!!!

  • 0

    Mauruko

    1 year ago

    B R E A D

  • 0

    Ace Ida

    1 year ago

    I love bread

  • 0

    Nxrthstar

    1 year ago

    I make my own $$$ anyway.

  • 0

    [email protected]

    1 year ago

    money over caring

  • 0

    Jixx-

    2 years ago

    suck my dick

  • 0

    GameruMihai

    2 years ago

    always choose bread

  • 0

    Spiderp

    2 years ago

    So my (hypothetical) wife goes to work; earns all our money; and all I have to do is be home, with dinner cooked? Possibly in nothing but an apron? Fuck, where do I sign up? Also, hope my hypothetical wife likes her food grilled. Cause I am the stereotypical male who can't cook.

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