You would be born as one. Don't ask any questions just accept it.
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MrRyGames
I said Vampire because a ghost means you are already pretty much dead and in some other world or whatever where you can haunt things. As a vampire, I live in the normal world and could try to be as normal as possible with a human's blood as a snack every once and a while...
akselbuch
i said ghost because im pretty much allready a vampire (i got fangs i think its a genetic disorder)
PartyEscortBotBeans
@akselbuch Seriously?
Bob
Yah I also have a genetic disorder I can pass through walls and stuff
TysonWolfe
But... If your a ghost you can spook people and make them have a heart attack
TysonWolfe
But... If your a ghost you can spook people and make them have a heart attack
TysonWolfe
But... If your a ghost you can spook people and make them have a heart attack
Elvenoob
Not to mention the sunlight issue isn't actually canon, you'd just lose your powers...
MissiGalaxy
^^ "000OOOOO0O0O0O00O0O Im a GH000OOST~!"
ProffessorPiggles
Or you could just drink some cows blood. No need for human blood
Griefhacker
Sadly I didn't pick the right one :(
who tf knows
you won't be able to be in the light
CheesyMac
Ghost in heaven
Shadowofdestruction
I said gost cuz at least I won't turn to ash in the sun
Shadowofdestruction
Plus gosts are pretty much invincible unless u come at one with a Hoover
TDMfan
ye but you can scare people so badly
Mr. Highland cow
opps picked wrong one.
TheDragonKing
Ghosts might be dead,true,but you should know that Vampires are also known as The Undead. So becoming a vampire will also mean your dead
Gfaze-IGN
Fuck twilight
Jonathan
And You Can make minions
The Delta Snivy
Demon
Lily_Da_Boss
But then you can't come out at day and can't be near garlic !!!
Daniel
vampire are dead you moron
Johobanobo
without sunlight...
Pixel
They aren't really dead
Evalgra
Being a ghost would be hilarious. Oh, the pranks you could pull!
Andy the emoji
you have way too many weaknesses though
avril :)
you can haunt stuff and go invisible
Pandabro8848
I chose ghost because I can go in human form, haunt stuff and be invisible whenever i want to
Pikachu Ketchum
now being a vampire would you sparkle like they do in twilight?
Kaavya
as a ghost, you can possess someone's body
[deleted]
@akselbuch i think ur a cat like me cuz u have fangs :3
PikaPlays
Invisibility Mess around with things yas!!!
Berry is lit
+MrRyGames true, but when you're a ghost u can get away with stuff
Diego
SEEING THROUGH WALLS WITHOUT BEING NOTICED 3spuk5u
dab
if you were a ghost you will be invincible if you were a vampire you would not be able to go outside at daytime and at night peoples doors are locked and no one at all aren't outside maybe drug dealers though but not a lot only about 1 in a street though but ghost can possess things and cant feel pain travel through walls etc all vampires can do is turn into a bat and suck blood plus you'd be a cannibal.
Hardnesspoet7
They're not talking about the twilight sparkling vampire shit.
karol jarosiewicz
Ya' can't go out in the sun or else you'll die.
Frozen Articuno
as a vampire you cant go out in the sun light with out an umbrella or something
armormaniac21
If you are a vampire you can't get a BONER ... x'D
Andrew
what about possession
aiden mulligan
yeah you would basically live the life of the couple after their dead in Beetlejuice
Alexander Eastabrook
wdym other world? stupid
Dragon Unger
i want to be a werewolf and a vampire at the same time
mrbobthecat
who are you going to call when you cant get enough blood and cant go outside?, oh wait i dont go outside much anyways so vampire wouldnt be too bad but ghost is better
jesusalop´ro
Si pero te moririas por la luz del sol tonto
Sofus
Sorry, not really feeling up to it right now...
Ooo
Undertale ftw
Buttlet
I'm just lowering my HP
Zapkaboom
Why are there no vampires in UNDERTALE?
hackingkitty452
naspstablook is my favorite "chara"ter
Ayano Aishi
Yandere Simulator's better because it is 3d
Ghost
...
pronoob4564
wow... that's the perfect usename
Evalgra
Flawless.
avril :)
lol
[deleted]
:D
Pinetree
Hmm. Yes.
Slicer9876
Vampires are gr8 m8
Jamberry101
I can't (puts on sunglasses) SEE THROUGH your sexiness
Patrick
I could go through walls and undertake a human
Curtis Karpe
yeah
Ruby Rose
Does this mean I sparkle when ever I go outside and I get to suck the blood of animals and be super hot and get whatever I want and marry Edward Cullen! My dream come true! :D
Zer0
Ah I have spotted another RT fan Sup (I know this because of your profile pic is a charecter from RWBY)
Zer0
Ah I have spotted another RT fan Sup (I know this because of your profile pic is a charecter from RWBY)
Diego
No, you are a normal vampire. You suffer when you go under the sun, you kill little piggies for snack and... Edward Cullen doesn't exist. Twilight is a lie.
Rabu Tsuyoiude
No way Jose. Lol I just HAD to say that! XD
Pinetree
Done it before. The Mindscape is a bit unsettling, but... I guess it's alright. Also I didn't want to appeal to my sister romantically.
BraxtonAdams
Onii chan~
Just Random Someone
simple , Ghosts > Vampires
max
i wanna b a vampire from twilight
Diego
Twilight isn't a thing. There is no Twilight.
salsa367
After watching the hellsing anime this choise was easy.
SpaceKrakenOfDoom
So many other Hellsing fans here!
Sniper994
at least i can talk and be social active witch means playing video games
Alucard
I already am a vampire!
BraxtonAdams
If you're a ghost you can't die and you can break the rules of reality at will beatlejuice style and visit the afterlife and earth at will. If you're a vampire. https://youtu.be/eHEItvqF-tg
Blueberry
if you were to fight a vampire a a ghost then you would win because you could shove him outside while your able to survive in the sun
EffyisBiblos
Can I possess people? Can I pass myself off as a human (barring something touching me and going through me)? Can I move things/make selective physical contact? If any of these are yes, sounds good to me.
[deleted]
I don't think people get how ghosts work... You're trapped to one item/place forever basically, and people will move in to your house n stuff :p doesn't sound fun.
summer YT_gaming
right i agree with u
Velocity Rapter
Well, I would really prefer is to be a werewolf, but vampire is good enough.
LittleMissMidnight
Ghosts are practically invisible, you can’t oick anything up, and you can’t pretend you’re not a ghost. With a vampire you can pretend you’re human and do everything else except look in a mirror. You can go out with a hat and sunscreen. Plus, female vampires are super sexy.
Bobby Mcgee
I think it would be lonely as a ghost.
luisbro333
idk some vamps dont burn in the sun so im fine :P
Diego
Vampires DO burn in the sun. Every last one of them.
D34DL0CK
Chose Ghost because...I could just wear masks, sunglasses, jackets and pants and join the Army and become Ghost from Call Of Duty Modern Warfare 2. AAANNDDD, I can be more effecient as "Ghost" because, if Shepherd did shoot me, I could shoot back, because..well..I already died.
Someone
Nobody said anything about being constantly invisible or untouchable or only being able to haunt things.
breeanna
i would choose ghost so me and my friend we will be ghost friends and we can scare the crap out of people
Lily_Da_Boss
I can haunt people, poses people and make them do what ever I want I cann..... scare people!!!
NinjaMaster
VAMPIRES FOR THE WIN!!!!!!
Fandyus
FREAKING FLYING, MAN! Hanging up in mansions turning into bats, sleeping in coffins,nightlife!
NinjaBacon64
Neither are real
Flowey the Flower
NAPSTABLOOK HERE I COME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mettaton EX
Go away, Flowey.
Lucifer
Alucard and the Big Titty Police Girl.
Seth Hartter
Alucard anyone?
Delta
1 word for why I want to be a ghost: Napstablook
Marty
this is where undertale comes in handy
Cali_Chan
Ghost. I wonder if ghosts do die then become humans??? Ow my brain hurts.
pieandcake
I would be a ghost because you can go through walls and shit
kayden
ghost are stupid jerks that pepole will call the ghost busters and bust threre face off ghost are sooo dumb serisloy they are sooo dumb you should know if you dont know that you're as dumb as ghost
Diego
... You are a twilight fan, aren't you?
Becky
Talk about disrespecting the dead.
Alexandre Gagné
Vampires are cool. And Sexy. I'm sexy.
FreeZafri
#TwilightBoys
Emmanuel
#getthefckout
Diego
#Wearetalkingaboutnormalvampiresyoudumbfuck
Eitherio
Gaming all day, working night shifts, living somewhat normal life.
Somesh Sharma
I reject my Humanity! JOJO!
Fernian_oficial
ghos busterds
Alexander Eastabrook
being a ghost would be awesome
blank_dvth
Said vampire because I happened to be interested in vampires
JustANormalStranger
the cute fangs tho? You could kinda feel like an anime girl/boy/character
Thetriathigamer154
As a vampire you can’t go out in the light,as a ghost,you can play games at an arcade and people won’t wanna go in there cuz it’s haunted,and you get the whole thing to yourself
FEMALEBOIII
time to do my tasks
REX KING
i could enter ladies bathrooms and strip clubs ant time i want without any one noticing.
Helviticus
WereWolves are better though
Lol
Hehe Napstablook time
Kunie
I'd be the most boring ghost ever tbh