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Mincer
You won't be able to see me? You know why? BECAUSE THIS SATURDAY NIGHT I WILL BE JOHN CENAAAA
Audrey
:/
Mwa
I thought it was Sunday with JOHN CENA
sad123happy
Da da da da da da da da daaaaaaaaaaaaa
DrakeOrionRob
And I will be Chuck Norris this Sunday.
CrazzyPaxxel
Lol Play Gmod Prop Hunt In Real Life
NotDankEnough
Lol i will be allahu, i mean admiral ackbar
MR.Terrarian
OH YEA
$GT-AWAUL
why teleport when you can become a bird to fly there
CutePuppy8696
why teleport when u can become an enderman and teleport there.
Mr. Highland cow
transform into person who can teleport mind blown!
ella
hey you can become a wall or something or become PEWDIEPIEEE and steal peoples money and then leave it at your house xD
pjr0908
Penguins.
Alex vacaru
i can be a duck :)
Daniel
the john cena is really getting old
BrownieCakes
Thank you for bringing light to my dark world. I am in eternal gratitude. BA BA DA BAAAAAA!
I'll follow the sun
"Hey, who ate all the cookies?!" *teleport out of house*
Jake12341
Let's mix it up a little.. U would transform to ''JOHN CENA'' and i would teleport to your concert without getting ticket xD Also i think teleporting is more 'useful' and transform is 'troll/mean...
Doug
I could literally be you and prank people
Aleyna
lol
Thevengefulunicorn
I could turn into a person who picked red to gain their ability to teleport and when I get to my destination I would change back.
grolarbearsarelife
"one year ago"
shadowofdestruction
I'M BATMAN
Sexy_Chocolate
i like animals
SamuelDancing
is this much of a question? i mean i could prove the existence of dinosaurs and dragons and besides who doesn't want to be mowie from moana or beast boy from teen titans (etc...)?
Alexa
I luv parrots
WordedPuppet
SamuelDancing those are fictional characters. They don't count.
idontcare
i'd rather be mystique not nightcrawler.
jay
lol
Saje007
i wouldnt be enderman, cuz ur f*ckin' tall as sh*t and you die in rain... and water... I don't wanna imagine a life without pools D; waaaah
Aidan
Why do that? When you can meet John Cena
AK-47'sAndTits
To anyone who picked teleport. I could shape shift into a teleporter
Manga
Turning into the bigest ocean, drowning your enemies into 200,000 PSI killing them instantly or turning into a blackhole is truely awesome
Nxrthstar
Doppelganger ftw
Rave Hub
I could transform into a teleporter
gsa9online
I could troll the shit out of anyone, and during class I could just transform into a teacher I hate and make them do stupid shit and get them fired.
superKid8641
if you turn into the teacher how would you turn back because your original body wouldn't exist and the question states that you can only turn into something on the world. >:|
I am here
The question doesn't say that you can't turn back into yourself.
Benji
Also there are 7 people in the world who look like you :p
BreKittyKatz
@superKid8641 It never said you couldn't change back yourself and, I'm pretty sure a teacher is a thing on the world
Dragon
I'd Transform Into Godzilla To Scare The Sh.it Out Of Students
batman
i'd transform to a bra ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Christain
batman, you are as perverted as the Devil in the core of Hell
Ashten
Batman just be a bikini but when the girl that owns you wears you make it so that your part dildo
swagmasterj2
+ I am here it never says u cant
PsychicSandshrew
@superkid I would become a tanuki and pretend to be a kitsune.
Andrew Scott Mace
I'd transform into a person who can teleport.
Audrey
Yup!
TigerKnowsAll
How would that work? It doesn't mention taking there powers!
KariB12
Well it doesnt mention Not taking theyre Powers..... 1-0 to blue
Setakarn
There is no one other than you who could change form/teleport in this scenario. reds 1 blues 1
Luna
getting their powers doesn't make any sense
donvani
thats really smart
Mega Buizel EX
LOL.
avril :)
same
Child of the Stars
I can just become a bird and shit on people that annoy me
Audrey
Omg lmao, perfect
Audrey
Omg, emojis don't work on this?!?! :( :( :(, damn websites, never allow emojis
donvani
that awesome
Dragon
Or Become Godzilla
Cryolator
Im glad I made this choice(Also what about a dragon)
Izzy
Omg YAS
Sebastian
Okay I see why the blue team is so popular. 'Becoming a dragon!' Amazing I did not think of that.
Zero
You can transform into pure light and travel (light speed obviously)
Morten Fast
And then never transform back because the theory of time states that light doesn't experience time. The speed of time is infinitely from the perspective of light
trenton frazier
you dumb fuck, you cant turn your body into something that has no mass.
Andrew the decider
it says anything so, you can transform into something that has no mass, and light does have mass.
Mac
or turn into an airplane and fly to the place you want to go to
Perceus
It didn't say you couldn't change back. Because you would just be " missing "
VoidSoul7
@Morten Fast What are you talking about? Light does experience time just very slowly thanks to relativity. Light is the fastest thing in the universe but it is not indefinitely fast
PsychicSandshrew
@VoidSoul7 IKR, that's common knowledge.
Doge The Otaku
Dear Andrew the decider, Light is not matter, and therefore doesn't have mass. Also, VoidSoul7, light is not the fastest thing on the universe, there are things that is faster than light.
WordedPuppet
Doge, the only thing faster than light is the universe expanding.
p_stickman
lol light doesnt have mass
Hassan The Flash
Morten Fast Okay... Transform into the OMG particle, (pretty barely under the speed of light) and transform back into urself when u get to ur destination like 0.000000001 seconds later (Time is relative so it would barely change for you)
Jake Brown
I can turn into JOHN CENA.
Audrey
What's with John cena? :/
smartboy2006
he's john cena
JEagle9
JOHN CENAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Someone
Great JEagle9 broke out from window of comment. Or how dat thing js called
RedEmissary
Well, if my crush will only date a guy that looks like her dream date, then might as well make myself that person... Or be a speck of dust in their changing rooms... Or their panties... Mmm, I like the third option best
CheezyLlama
Weirdo
Ashten
Be her panties but when she puts you on transform into a vibrating dildo. That squirts so you get her pregnant. And then transform into her best friend and afterwards just be a girl and be a perv that can be male or female
Adam Le
Steal something you want and transform into the flash
Ravenclaw God
Why stop at "something"
Ravenclaw God
Why stop at "something"
Jake12341
Does that mean that you can steal anything? because i think that teleport can...USE YOUR BRAIN because you are only 1 person what i mean like you are only 1 thing that you can transform to... Then when you transform back you lose your stuff that you WANT
Izzy
Jake12341, please sir, DON'T BE A DUMB ASS.
Jasper Foekens
You can fly, dig, be strong... just everything! :D
jonathan
become Obama and they take me where ever I want
Victor Gabriel
Watch as I transform into someone who picked red.
Dragon
Make Them Look Like An Idiot
Who Did This
Why would you teleport if you can switch to ANYONE that includes a person who lives or is at the place you want to go to , means you can do both....
GloriousTurtle
Dumbass, you couldn't.
Audrey
Become the light and travel as that
Jak
well, the only issue with becoming light is you cant experience time, so you cant ever stop because you have no concept of stopping. basically, you're suspended in constant movement, while at the same time being unaware that you are moving
Luna
that doesnt mean you teleport to where they live you dumbass
KittyKatKatKitty Meow meow
Look up 2. :)
WordedPuppet
jak, light has VERY little mas (0.1%) and it's not the fastest thing. Things would be very slow but you'd still experience it.
dylanthevillan
I'd just transform into my crush and stick a dildo up my vagina
Dragon
Ew
LongDongSilver
Teleport to your crush and stick something else in there ;)
Fran Pažur
You can morph into light and go anywhere duh...
Jak
well, the only issue with that is you cant experience time, so you cant ever stop because you have no concept of stopping. basically, you're suspended in constant movement, while at the same time being unaware that you are moving
KittyKatKatKitty Meow meow
Light has very little mass stored into the photon 99.9% energy o.1% mass. And you don't move indefinitely fast just very very very fast so time moves very slow to you. and also, there is a form of a photon that is 1/3 mass 2/3 energy. And light is constantly converting energy into mass and mass into energy. There.
Mega Buizel EX
I'd transform into a Pokemon!
Sezume
Transform into a girl you like, get naked and have some fun :P
Dragon
Such As Playing Boobs
LongDongSilver
Teleport to the girl you like, and have more fun c;
[deleted]
Or cave in to misandry.
EPStrider
wtf Sezume
L0U153_xoxo
I have ALWAYS wanted to morph.
TypicalStuff
I'll transform into Justin Bieber and claim publicly that "I'm" gay and that my music killed more people than Adolf Hitler
plz dun beat meh
More than Josef Stalin* he killed more
Dragon
No, Justin Beiber's Music Killed A Galaxy
butternuget
Kate Upton...
Jak
you'd become her, or become her boyfriend?
MrRyGames
You can go anywhere when you transform into a jet, submarine, boat, etc.
Ravenclaw God
Screw that imma be a eagle monkey- WAIT no..... I shall be PUPPY MONKEY BABY! MWHAHAHA
Ravenclaw God
Screw that imma be a eagle monkey- WAIT no..... I shall be PUPPY MONKEY BABY! MWHAHAHA
Superdino45
Teleport to someone rich, and find your secret crush you'vebeen stalking on social media XD
cawala
Or be her husband and bang her
cawala
Or be her husband and bang her
Jak
or just transform into your crushes dream person?
Samuel
50 50 ?
Perry Crowe
I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS!!!
Dragon
No papyrus for me, just Godzilla
WordedPuppet
Papyrus is fictional, besides you'd pretty much be morphing under your skin layer. It'd be weird.
DJ Donkies
I could turn into an ENDERMAN(from minecraft) and teleport. BOOM.
Jak
ender men can only teleport a few metres at a time
Dragon
But Nobody Said They Can Teleport A Few Metres At Quick Speeds
Mark7725
@Dragon , It would probably be faster to transform into a millitary jet fighter.
WordedPuppet
But endermen aren't real.
BROOTROMMEL MET DIEN
it didnt say you would get their power so whats the point into transforming into something if you can be everywhereeeeeeeeee(in the world)
yohan
you know how oped is the transform ability right guys?! 1. you can transform into light almost same as teleport on earth. (something else fast moving in space. Sure it will never be as fast as teleport, but I can ignor all enviroments, like overheating, too cooled, no oxygen.... etc.) 2. you can transform into things that devouring other stuff, which will lead to endless growing, which means you can turn into sun/blackhole when you have enough volume. Like turn into a mini blackhole, then merge with the real one; Then boom you are the huge blackhole. 3. imaging you are fighting with someone who can teleport. As soon as he/she/it get close to you boom I am the sun MF MELT MELT MELT. Melt B******. sure you say he/she/it teleports away before gets melted. Boom I am the F****** universe; plus he/she/it has to use equipment to survive all the harsh environment In space which I don't need. 4. basically you are immortal and can transform into anything even god/s depends on the definition of the word "world". 5. you can troll a lot ppl and having a lot fun while doing it. need money here; need food here. how you say? Transform into gold then cut your own hand off then use/eat it? Noooooo. How about transform into auto healing animal/machine then transform useless part into gold/cash/bitcoin. Ohh you say you can only turn into one thing at the time. Okay how about turn into a golden lizard statue, cut its tail off, then transform back to a lizard. Now u only have to w8 till tail to grow back, then u can transform back to human if you want. Ofcuz you can do it with faster regeneration capability animals too. Ohh you say when I turn back to lizard the tail turns back to lizard tail too ummmmm that would be wayyy more powerful. 6. opest form of transform, modify any part of your body/body modification/contol every cell in ur body. Weakest form: well you have already seen me mentioning it above. 7. NOW DO YOU STILL WANT TELEPORT?
Abdulla Twair
I can become the internet
[deleted]
A real-life Lucy (2014) here.
CrystalPaws
I wanna be a cat!
SirRekts
I would transform to the president then tell someone to take me there derr
Luna
teleporting is faster doh
Mark7725
Turn into the fastest plane in the world. Also turn into a ,.space shuttle and fly to space if you want.
Alan Kera
If you could transform to anything/anyone then you can turn to a super hero that can teleport.
Mark7725
Anything IN THE WORLD. Superman isn't in the world.
yohan
u can see my post above. tranform into light. some superhero are caused by mutating and u can do that. see my post above
Aidan
Transform into a camera: Photographic memory!
Adam Le
Steal something you want and transform into the flash
Jared Mumau
Damn 50/50 split!
EspeonPlaysMC
Who doesn't want to go to Scotland FOR FREE? =D
TjB
ME!!!
Annygron8
I can be Bill Gate, Madonna, the queen, the Pope, and do this already so :P
somedude
Transform into a jet...
Andrew the decider
you can transform into someone that lives in scotland
plz dun beat meh
@somedude you'd need a pilot...
[deleted]
@plz dun beat meh then turn into an autopilot jet
CoBVIG
I can be the people who choose to teleport. Logic
JoshtheOverlander
I could go to all the places I've always wanted to go to. Like Japan, England, Canada, etc.
Audrey
Transform into ligh, and people, get anywhere as fast as light, and free, so yea.
Jak
well, the only issue with being light is you cant experience time, so you cant ever stop because you have no concept of stopping. basically, you're suspended in constant movement, while at the same time being unaware that you are moving
ethan
I WILL BECOME LIGHT
omer
You guys do realize i can just transform into Goku and teleport wherever i want right?
Bilal
Transform into a version of you that can do both
Tomato
You could transform into someone that chose teleport
망개떡
I WANNA BE A ROCK
[deleted]
A rock? How would you be able to move?
Floop
well i could turn into celebrity's boyfriends/husbands and fuck em. And if they don't wanna fuck I'll rape them, and the boyfriend/husband will be convicted, not me.
Pineapple Queen
I can become something that can teleport.
Pineapple Queen
B)
Mihai769
i m pewdiepie now lol
Daviddv0601
I'd be Nightcrawler!!!
shimmergloom
i can just transform myself to a teleporter
MuthaFcka
I will transform myself into a light particle and in one second id be circling the earth 7.5 times. Same as teleportation biiiitch
mickeymouse
JHON CENA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Donald trump oh hell no
[deleted]
John Cena is a wrestler, while Donald Trump is the President of the United States, whether you want to admit that or not.
Felix
i could be GOD
christian
Does it mean I can be sans?
WordedPuppet
No, they have to be real. Also why would you morph into a body without a skin layer?
BlueDune
Transform i can be john cena or barack obama or someone else fucking famous people
[deleted]
John Cena is a good wrestler, but a bad actor. Barack Obama is biracial, not purely black (or blackface), and was one of the worst presidents in America, next to Bill Clinton. Why didn't you pick Martin Luther King Jr., or Frederick Douglass?
Arctio
Imanarcticfoxwithwingsandfuckyouallpolarbearbitches!