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jarrod long
The phoenix would never die
Catherine
Yeah but you eventually would and then where would it go? and at least you would be able to hold the dragon the phoenix would be made of fire and would burn you very often
FSK95
How to train a dragon 3. LOL
ThegirlonFIRE
Cathrine how are you planning to hold a dragon? There huge!
PatThePro
True
Harrison
It's a baby dragon thegirlonfire
Jesa
My friends name is phoenix. So yeah xdddd
Blurg
IKR MAN
YourWrongImRight
RIDE THE FLAME, BE THE FLAME.
Blaing_Claw
Harrison, the baby dragons themselves are big
Sgt Pug
i know right! and if you were hurt it could just cry and heal you!!
put_witty_username_here
+Catherine phoenixes have flame-colored wings, it's when they get reborn that the burn.
a random guy
11th QUESTION I'M GETTING TWICE. I'm really on a streak right now.
DeltaStream
Exactly
EnderBoltBlaze
exactly
Michael
phoenix just reincarnates
ColeKali
according to Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit, dragons live for thousands of years so you'll b long gone before it dies
Donnie Keller
yeah but who cares about getting burned boy.
TheMelonMonster
But you will... Plus, dragons live for thousands of years.
Dragon
... Akward Would You Rather...
Dragon
You'll be long gone before the dragon dies from age, and it will also be lost and alone at your death, unless ghosts exists which you might become one meaning it wont be but you cannot do anything to the dragon (unless ghosts can do stuff a normal human can)
Thinky Brain
ikr why
UchihaMadara
I was born in the town phoenix. ;/ I was biased to pick it. OH GOD HATE COMMENTS. STAY BACK PLEASE. GO AWAY. *Muffled screams* NOOOO.
Camden Shroyer
That reminds me of this one song called "Resurrection"
Big_Green22
ITS A FUCKING DRAGON I CAN RIDE THAT BITCH LIKE UR MOM RIDES ME
SirJaws
@Big_Green22 Ew No!
Elite_Guy1
Regarding Cathrines post; If you've seen Harry Potter, the Phoenix flew away to some far land. It'll be happy, even when you're dead or when you don't need him/her.
Luffy
Plus dragons can talk
Rigedog
A baby dragon would weight as much as a baby whale, which is about 3 tonnes. AND, since when can dragons talk?
LiterallyHitler
@Catherine but in multiple universes phoenix tears/feathers are supposed to revive people. So yeah while technically you would both still die, the phoenix could bring you back and when it died it would be reborn from its ashes. Mythology up in this bitch. I would love to have something that amazing as a pet.
Eli
Ok say if you hurt your self the phoenix cn cry and heal me so yea
nms555o
@Rigedog ever since skyrim
ADHDavy
The dragon may with age but the older a dragon gets the more powerful it becomes.
Charlie
@Catherine Phoenixes aren't MADE of fire, they are born FROM fire. They turn to ash when they die and are then reborn from the ashes. It'd be like having a bird that can heal you when it cries. Dumbledore lived to be 5405245345 years old for a reason.
zombie lady
i will never get hurt make that bird cry
Scribbles
I want to set things on fire, FOR HAGRID
Steph Raylon
I"M NATSU DRAGNEEL!!!
Morgan Krause
ahem... phoenix feathers
PS Shazam
Fawkes4life
shadowofdestruction
a phoenix can't die and it's tears can heal your wounds
iblvicnfly
"Oh Honey, your birdie died." "No it didn't mom!" "OMG!"
Brian Giberson
Actually a phoinex is not going to burn you if you touch it
Bird25
It could save you as well.
slice
@Brian Giberson but what if it burns your house (dragons could do that to, but you can train it to not use it's flame breath)
Thanatos_Vorigan
ThegirlonFIRE. Look at the question again. A "Baby" dragon! A dragon hatchling. They are small enough to fit in one hand. When they grow up they pretty much become your best friend.
hellotherjoe36
i live in Phoenix, so would have a Phoenix in Phoenix
mmmh
but in some stories dragons are immortal to
Aaditya
Wait, are we counting Eragon logic with the Dragons?
(∩⍜ᗜ⍜)⊃━☆゚.*
Anyone know harry Potter? when (Ahem) died? The pheonix left!
trendingcelebhatr
It would be funny as shit to watch him die every day if you just put him on a too small platform so he staggers off and dramatically poofs on the ground
BronzeChimare
if i remember right peanic can choose to hurt some one with there flames or not if you be goot to your peanix youll be ok
BillyBobIsHorny
actually phoenix's actually turn to ash and come back to life
Yuubi
Nobody says how big the dragon is, and you will be long gone before it dies...also i want to fly and say fuck you to everyone annoying
CaptainMarvel
Yeah and their slightly easier to tame I think
Solstrii
First of all, all dragons are freakin huge. No matter where you get them from, all mythology shows them as freakin' huge. Second of all, they're uncomfortable. Third of all, they're greedy. Fourth of all, they're probably extremely uncomfortable to ride, or to big.
no
they are eternal baby til you die; they cant evolve
Greed
some say a dragon never truly dies it joins the star Draco or it heals its wounds at astounding speeds so it makes itself unkillable by man or beast
Jamie Hope
the dragon would live longer than you
sammyman9000
Who the hell wants an immortal ball of destruction?
PatoBoy785
That’s why I choose that one
YoEither.ioFan
*cough* CHARIZARD *cough*
Awesomerango
I chose Dragon because then you could turn into a rider and just live forever. :P (Eragon reference)
Emmanuel
I don't think many people even know what Eragon is... But don't worry I got the reference :)
Chieftopher DaSlaya
I want a new eragon series
XYZinferno
THANK YOU BEST BOOK EVER. Hard to choose between it and Harry Potter, but being a rider would be AWESOME
FLUFFY DRAGONS
Love eragon can't wait for fifth book
[deleted]
I don't get the reference, but I have a friend that reads Eragon, should I take a look at it as well?
Morgan Krause
it's a pretty good book series
richard2702
you.are.my.god you.know.Eragon
Aaditya
You know, if I remembered to count Eragon logic, I would probably have chosen dragon
BetaRayquaza
Eragon is not the only series about training Dragons. Don't forget the How to Train Your Dragon series...
ThugLifeDood
Dragons surely are more badass. And yeah, both eragon and httyd portray it. Besides, I would rather be flung around on a dragon's back than be grappled by my clothes from a phoenix.
gabriel neves
fenix has tears that heal ( reference : Harry Potter )
deathkittyskull
yeah but i love my dragons already i love both but... plus i have a phoenix to it hurt like hell when you touch it
The ZenraK
That's a movie idiot
maxplaz
the zenrak dragons are not even real dumbasssssssssssssssss
superalycat
Phoenix*
Dragon
maxplaz, shut up, everyone has their own opinions, also the flames of a phoenix is like the flames of hell, so its tears will just evaporate, so the phoenix is hard to control unlike a dragon, so pick the phoenix only if you have the stuff you need to handle one, for now, start with a dragon, it doesn't burn you unless they attack you, and they can be ridden for flight transportation and you can do both fight and flight
Aaditya
But you can teleport with a Pheonix
BetaRayquaza
Have you even WATCHED Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets all the way to the end? Also, dragons are WAY harder to take care of. Also, phoenixes do not burn what they touch, if they did then there would be no sorting hat as Fawkes carries it to Harry in the Chamber of Secrets...
Fruit
Phoenix wuld be awesome!!
Fruit
I mean it could fly you to work/school!
doom0u
its would be on fire tho :/
YveltalGaming
Ya but dragons can fly too
derp
It could be an attorney:D
Dragon
Phoenix can be awesome but you cant ride it unless you cant burn your butt by its flames, but imagine pecking your enemies to death XD, it lives forever but a dragon can shoot, fly and be ridden however it only lives for (a) thousand(s) years
BetaRayquaza
Phoenixes only tend to burn when they die. Also, like I said, their tears have healing powers, so free health care and medical attention.
Memerald
If anyone here has read Eragon touching the dragons head when its freshly hatched makes you imortal to time. so yeah
Memerald
BTW The movie was god awful
richard2702
The movie gives a bad picture of the book and is badly performed: Angela in the book is not like in the movie and the first of the two to be released is the book, so READ THE BOOKS
Pinkfluffyunicorns
I get spike
Catherine
Mlp forever!
cacupid92
i get pricess celestias pet
latiasboost
Phoenomena, is it spelled like that? I forgot. MLP 4 EVAH!!!
Scarlette Foxx
Yus! Also, apparently a Phoenix could carry you, as well as other really heavy loads.
Dragon
Wear Anything That Prevents You To Be On Fire
EndGamer
Phoenix is better
joe bob
PHOENIXES ARE IMMORTAL AND STRONG WITH FIRE POWERS DUH
DOri
a baby Phönix Would be just like some Kind of eagle bird...
deathkittyskull
but on fire...
Dragon
Try not to burn your butt, I'm not joking
TornByTheSeams
@Dragon wants a dragon. How ironic.
TNTSPAWNER
When the dragon grows he will be badass
Thanatos_Vorigan
You know the most surprising thing about dragons? When they just hatch they are small enough to fit in the palm of your hand. But when they grow up. They can grow up to ten times the size of a human. At that point they pretty much become your best friend as they mature into adulthood.
derp
Id raise my Phoenix to be an attorney
Scarlette Foxx
Nice
David Lengel
For me it's a matter of personal preference, but I would still want to know the lifespan of the dragon.
Covvey
When it grows old and dies it will just be reborn, while dragons do live for a while but die eventually
JojoMojo
Where do you get that from? I just chose Phoenix because it sounds cool, and dragons could kill me.
JojoMojo
Where do you get that from? I just chose Phoenix because it sounds cool, and dragons could kill me.
Dragon
The Phoenix Cannot Touch You unless Your Immuine To Fire
KawaiiKikiPanda
Actually it would turn to ash once it is at the end and then come back as good as new
KawaiiKikiPanda
Actually it would turn to ash once it is at the end and then come back as good as new
Moha.1
but bro you'll die as well
that guy
I think I'll call you... Spike.
Ravenpaw14
phoenixes can be loyal and never truly die. They are always reborn.
Adam Weisbrodt
where's the god damn purple side?!
Baillie Robertson
I'd have the dragon from Mulan
kitty cat
yeah and kill everybody
FriedDankness
You can ride a dragon
kitty cat
so awsome
LegitLogic
Baby dragon is a really good card, being able to deal splash damage to both ground and air, and acting as a mini-tank.
Kath Hunter
IM DUMBELDORE!
Budderman Uzumaki
#fawkesdumbeldoresphoenix
Dragon
Please say foq
YakkoWarner
Spyro!
04thom
a dragon for sure
Minecrafter1215
Phoenix is cool
FourWasTaken5
A phoenix's tears can heal a wound.
Dante69132
When my phoenix dies I will sit in its ashes and then be reborn with it :) (it works ok,faggot :P)
Scarlette Foxx
Awesome
Dragon
OK, Have fun sharing bodies, and eating worms (It does eat worms like a bird right? Right?!)
benparker
Phenix can heal u
Quadrax Mkakapo
Birds are the best things in the world. This is not a biased answer at all. I am the mkakapo. A kakapo is a parrot. Look it up. www.wired.com/images_blog...kapo-2.jpg
SunshineGlow
It would be a Night fury :3
TimelordBryce
I could say I own a Phoenix and live in phoenix
Scarlette Foxx
Nice
MysticKoko
Phoenix can revive itself, dragons can die
Christopher Ferreri
PHOENIX MAN. In the words of Dumbledore, "they can carry immensely heavy loads, their tears have healing powers, and they make very faithful pets." And when the die they are reborn from their ashes. This ones a no brainer.
Scarlette Foxx
Also dragons could betray you....
Dragon
85 Years Later, "Phoenix": *cries because forever alone*
Charlie
A Phoenix can attack stuff id be cool.
Tacoturtl3
If I'm correct, in the legends, the Phoenix gets reborn every time it dies. Infinity pet, cool!
Blackjack
What about when you die what happens to the phoenix and it could be an immortal dragon
Dragon
When You Die, Your Phoenix Will Find Someone Else (And it might remember you if you are being good to it)
Anime_Remix
IMMA CHANGE YOU LIKE A REMIX THEN ILL RAISE YOU LIKE A PHOENIX! (Like if you get the reference) ;)
thecrazyrainbow
basically game of thrones vs harry potter
Nick
you could train the phoenix not to burn you
Kade
fire proof gloves ;D
Pikachuisawesome23
Im like "Hes cute ill name him pikachu"
DOri
i could be like danerys fu**ing tageryen with s Dragon.... do i have to say anything more
Adrian
To all those who say "The Phoenix will never die" "It's a small big and lives forever cuz it's the master of all dinosaurs" WELL STFU! Dragons are at least their skin is not fricken lava. And besides, would you rather have a flying crocodile or a fricken bird made of fire? And if water gets on the Phoenix like the whole ocean, IT DIES!! Always go with a dragon, that's what I chose :3
Nuna-Han
Phoenixes are not made out of fire, and they will always revive if they die.
zer0
You could ride around on the dragon, and in reply to everyone who is like "but the pheonix would live forever!" dragons live for a long time so it'd die a few years after you.
Dragon
When Your Dead, Your Dragon Has A Thousand Years Left
[deleted]
I would chose dragon because reasons, and because it says its a baby it would be a baby for ever and would never die unless killed
VDragon
Baby dragons are cute
YuyuKOU
My dragon is Paarthurnax
Felipe
cierto
FLAX
but the phoenix would kill some dumbass who motherfucking tryes to hurt it
YoEither.ioFan
*cough* CHARIZARD *cough*
Kasie
Misclick
Thick
Honestly I would have both a phoenix and a dragon as a pet, I support the element of fire.