No you can't give them your leftovers and you'd have to spend the stolen money on things for yourself.
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cheesit
Brian, you are a horrible person.
theTexan
You can still give the kids food as long as its not leftovers.
Jordan Rogers
You can still share as Texan said as long as they're not leftovers XD
Stamps
You're getting pissed off at something that isn't real. Deal with it.
cheesit
whew, Stamps. It looks like we have a badass up in here.
Roarflmao
well.. buy some additional food and bring with you when you're eating your 5 course meal? atleast your not stealing anything
jesus. lol nope
i know he didnt let us do both
Tyler Webb
Says the Santa thief
IncredibleMrB
Why not both?
Octavio Gonzales
I'll just donate it back to those kids.
guycxz
So you eat the meal in front of them. Nothing prevents you from offering them to sit with you and eat with you.
evsey
atleast starving kids won't see you taking the money
AlexAnder Katamadze
i'd give it for charity...
Jack
@theTexan Damnit!!! I hadn't't thought of that
[deleted]
I like how the tag is 'life' XD
[deleted]
And also AlexAnder Katamadze, it says that you have to spend the stolen money on things for yourself.
Tamlen
Salvation Army is transphobic and homophobic, so.
J Nap
@Tamlen. Yep. That's why I chose red too.
Voice Of Reasonable People
Coming from the bitch who would steal from the Salvation Army
Hero_Rareheart
I would steal 5 EMPTY buckets
Fly Guy
Spend it on clothes way too small for myself, then give them to children. Boom!
DeeDee
You can give him more money in return. BOOM!
Utah G
i forgot which i picked
Kacper
I would just buy them some more food. :)
BrxtnPlayz
You could steal the bucket and throw back the money lol.
Evalgra
You can wear a mask when you steal the buckets, you can't wear a mask and eat.
Brobotnik
Watch me stuff my face you lil' shits! Yea, you want some of this don't you?! WELL... here. Whatever.
Utah G
Eat a little bit of the 5 course meal then have someone else give the leftovers to the starving children. After all, it only said that YOU couldnt give them leftovers; nothing about giving leftovers to my friend and having him give leftovers.
uwotm8
And you can also spend money at the Salvation Army store. P.S. I chose this because this is a Christian organisation and I am atheist.
uwotm8
And you can also spend money at the Salvation Army store. P.S. I chose this because this is a Christian organisation and I am atheist.
Cornelius McMuffin
And then I would go buy all of them Chic-fil-a
Zackary
I would wanna have Santa's chasing me, it would be hilarous
FireLord
Never said I can't share the five course meal.
sofia
Im a horrible person. I can agree with that
IzzyCat15
I'M JEWISH BITCHES!
Jelle van Pijkeren
Yu have to spend it on things for urself bitches
Jacob
To be honest I get happy seeing other people get happy so buying things for others would be buying things for me too.
Babycakes
Don't worry its too much for me anyway so I'll regurgitate it into the children's mouth. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). That's messed up.
Lex Remley
I'd want to do both
Yourmadbro
I could eat as much as I want until I got full cuz I get full fast then I could sell the rest of the food and buy more food and give those to the children.
Connor
Just steal the god damned bucket, and leave the coins.
Charlotte057
Eat a speck and give them the rest. :D
lolable
if we steal the bucket we can put money in it and give it back duh . . .+ this guy needs his brain checked if he is going to make people pick one of hose options
Sasha_the_Boss
SHARE!!!
one ton
This question is really just, you want some nice food, or some money. I guess money > food.
Satoshima
I am just generally a bad person
SpartanPlayz
It Never Said That You Cant Re-Donate What Was In There
Dinosam2010
TheTexan helped make my decision.
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ive seen first hand how much money those can get and i know a few really bad salvation army bell ringers not santas btw bell ringers. so yeah just take from the bad bell ringers. 5 buckets wont make that big of a difference the other one just makes you feel so much worse.
Nayaga
lmao stuff the poor kids, My food
Kupperz
Well erm im sorry but a bitch has gotta eat..and yeah
vogoenix
Why would you reject a free five course meal?!
ThatIndieGamer
Anyway, you could be arrested from stealing from Salvation Army Santas.
Jamaul Reed
First off, no you cannot give the kids your leftovers
Choice Breaker
WE ALL ARE!!!
Marla
they never said you couldn't share
milanjaromir
theTexan you are a genius
Maria
HOW DARE YOU PEOPLE!!!!! STOP MAKING FUN OF POOR LITTLE CHILDREN THAT ARE STARVING AT THIS VERY MOMENT!!!! WHAT IF YOU WERE STARVING AND HAD NOTHING TO EAT!!!!! = meow momeow meow meow! meow meow moew moew mooew! moew. :{
grolarbearsarelife
so evil
NO
Fuck the starving kids
NO
Fuck the starving kids
Double A
Fuck kids in Africa
mr sniffle
you got that right
lol123
trololololololol
Alexa
Yup. I'd just give 'em 2 or 3 courses and boom. I have a small appetite.
MrRobotHead
Lol.
Matthew
its not a crime to eat food
yugamle
nothing cna be wurse than stealing? so i picked this!! plus it didnt say you could give them outher food aslong as its not leftovers
Real Murderer
just kill them after...
Eleanor
I could not eat that much. So win win because i can feed them what i cant eat.
Yaboi
hi
reshma
you can still give them food as long as it's not leftovers
reshma
alexa. you have to eat all five courses
Abby
I chose this cuz, if you eat a 5 course meal, when your done you can buy the starving kids something.
derrick
yes he is
Big man ting
Ikr
poopada
well the first second one is true i would do that poor children
Jessica
is not horrible
bluth
dont know who he is but he sucks
Derek
Just to see them chase me. That would be exceedingly Youtube worthy.
Sterling Cain Presco
I would pay to see that!
PianoWizzy
That's brilliant.
flightwonder6
Lololillo
LIKEABOSS
totally, besides, who puts money in those? Barely anyone
Conor Sharp
I would pay to see that. And then we could use the money to pay them all back!
TurtlezBen
With Benny Hill music?
RealmReaper
Love it!
robob
So...75% of people would rather steal from the poor instead of the poor watch them eat? What is wrong with you people... my god
Benjamin
Yeah, really. It's a choice between starving kids watching you eat, while some people out there get food, and nobody getting food while they have the thoughts and dreams of living an average life of satisfactory wealth.
Theshadowquake
thats what i was gonna say
Denivire
It said steal the bucket, it never said it had to have money in it at that time, or how much.
SonicDude203
you do realize they salvation army is against gay rights and give their money to homophobic organizations. hell! I could even steal the money, give to non-homophobic charities, and feed the five children! problem solved!
Simon
I actually just don't like the salvation army.
Chris Jimmons
fuck santa
Andrew Hill
hey, he never said the money, just the bucket
Anog92
The Salvation Army isn't poor.
Konev13
This ways an easy question, both ways you'd feel like crap, but you get money from the red option.
Brittany Conner
I could just donate the money to the salvation army after I'm done stealing it?
Trodzz
i would eat slowly if had chosen to eat. but i'd wait and watch the santa and make sure that there was a lot of money in the bucket before taking it.
Elijah De Pino
The santa buckets usually don't have very much money in them, they empty them out into lock-boxes every hour or something, or when they think there is too much money in them. Well... its like this where I live, so I dunno about you people.
Fly Guy
It obviously says spend on things for yourself. Charity isn't really paying for one's self.
Kaitlyn Johnson
Well here is what I thought... have the kids watch u as they suffer or not have the kids put guilt on u and take buckets that barely have anything in it.
HelixFDB
Uh... You do realize you can steal the bucket... And then give the toys and stuff to the kids who were going to get it in the first place, right? If you eat a five course meal, you're 1.) Going to eat yourself to death 2.) Going to make those kids cry
Jonathan
I would steal one steal the second and replace it with the first replace third with second fifth with fourth and first with fifth. They all have someone else's bucket but they're all the same charity.
John
Well, I would just donate the money back and lie to this machine that I`m using the money on myself.
Lolgitrekt4206969
To be honest i didnt want to not steal from the poor, but more, yum, a 5 course meal
Elena
you can share the food with the children. it's a 5 course meal.. everyone gets enough food! I don't eat THAT much anyway and how much can little children eat?
Alex
Elena read description
Waffle
okay robob, these children are SKELETONS pretty much and it would KILL most people to eat a 5 course meal infront of these skeletal children. You could do us a favor and NOT bring us down for what we vote for cause it's just a stupid poll
Lord_Cuntfucker
I could use the money to buy a 5 course meal to eat in front of the starving children...
Wolfe
you dont get the point do you
Elena
BRILLIANT! HAHAHA
Elena
When i started reading the comment. I thought you were going to say "I could use the money to buy food for the starving children" so that was an excellent plot twist xD
Evian Adams
Salvation Army was in the news for being prejudice against gays. Fuck them.
plz dun beat meh
yeah.
Mummer16
IT'S NOT MY FAULT THEY'RE WATCHING ME EAT. Just because they're staring at me doesn't mean they're getting table scraps, same as my dog!
Hector Sanchez
Cuz F*ck you. That's why.
PoeticBagel
Salvation Army is an asshole charity.
LoyalJoker
Either way I am going to Hell...
Alvo Razzi
At least you're not personally harming anyone. Besides, this is America, not Africa where they're not as fortunate by far. War, disease, famine, worse than the holocaust.
oliviax3alden
wow those are both just terrible!!! but at least the santas aren't the ones suffering typically, they're just volunteers... i couldn't do that to 10 hungry kids i'd give them all the food
Nicolas Hall
You could give the starving children a separate meal and still eat your own.
Kendall Walls
I'd eat regardless I don't steal...
JoshuaFiorio
I do
SleazyMcStevens
How hungry are they really?
Choco Ono
They're starving.
Connor
I'd just bring food with me to give to them
Emma Gilroy
Salvation Army is an incredibly homophobic organization. Given the choice between these two I would gladly steal from them.
Cruelparody
there's nothing wrong with eating a meal, its not like i stole it from them. however steal the bucket go to jail
Pingurules Mugen
You could also get 5 course meals for the 10 children.
CyborgKittenPoweh
give them food as long as its not leftovers. LOOPHOLE.
Kryptical
Reds illegal blue isn't however bad I'd feel!
Ryan
Use the money to feed the starving children. Obviously
Tim Schneider
It says you have to use the money to buy things for yourself.
Dani
I wouldn't be able to bear the guilt.
Dani
You know, of eating in front of starving kids.
Ralathon
The Salvation Army are run by the Evangelical Church and are horrible. Read this www.prosebeforehos.com/cu...our-money/
Joe
Screw the Salvation Army and their anti-homosexuality stances.
Kyle Chainey
I get money.
SaveTheRejects
...Because being chased down by pissed off Santas' would be hilarious.
That guy from the bar last night
WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE PERSON WHO ASKED THIS?
Andrew Hill
then go and give them the money, i just want the bucket
Katie
I would laugh at the children and rub it in their faces. I hate kids.
cinnabon
There is nothing wrong with eating a meal in front of them. It's your meal, your choice.
horsedickdotmpeg
A lot of poor people are poor because of addictions, while starving children, well that's just sad
er48827
Even if they watch me, it's not to say I wouldn't treat them to a meal after.
saxobeat13
I could always donate money a while later...
Void
It says you have to use the money to buy stuff for yourself..
Kitten McGee
And, Blackjackz, I'd use the money to BUY myself good karma and self entitlement by donating it. This is a joke, BTW
donut_destroyer
You can still give them the food sooo…
HALcaster
No you can't.
Riddle Master
Why not both?
TheAverageJay
Frankly I would find this hilarious.
Seth Scholz
Nobody ever said you couldn't let them eat with you; you'd be eating in front of them, and the food would hardly be "left over" if the kids ate it.
raethestrider
i actually hate the salvation army. i really like donating, but i saw a news report and stuff from someones family about this: there was a transgender person, and they were homeless so they wanted to sleep in the homeless shelter. it was below zero outside, and they wanted to sleep with their preferred gender. the people at the shelter said no and wouldnt let them and they ended up freezing to death. the salvation army ran that shelter and i knew the family of the person who died...
slaughtrr
It made me sad to answer this.
Emiliana
SAME HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :( :[ ;{
Jeremy
I like food. And no, I wouldn't feel guilty.
billmok
I'd eat the children.
President evil
OMG THAT IS SO FUNNY hahaha
President evil
OMG THAT IS SO FUNNY hahaha
Johnny
the children can close their eyes. besides it's not like i stole their food or something
rocks
Those kids can SUCK IT its my first five star meal (and there first meal)
Migzo407
Picking blue is insane.
Migzo407
yes
D_YellowMadness
Salvation Army steals money for evil purposes & causes deaths while showing off. Any money stolen from them could be used for good. Like by actually donating it to charity.
vbballer.aw
I hate this question... It questions my morals!
Inès
Hard choice really.. I would never do one of those things
De3ertf0x
I have no problem with that- Michael Bluth
kmark
dying kids < poor people
overtherainbow
they just watch me, im not stealing from them...
Poopy
For the sake of children
Kasie
At least i wouldn't get in trouble with the law for theft
Suki_TheSamurai
We should think about the fact that we can spend the money on ourselves, then give it to people who need it most. Am I wrong?