
You'd have to cut them up and cook them yourself each time.

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DougKellner
Anything is good with Franks Red Hot Sauce.
Will
i put that shit on everything
Toby Lurio
I'm sorry, but Cholula is a much better hot sauce.
Necro
Tobasco.
ABurstOfSunshine
I was going to click starve to death but you made me change my mind. That stuff is the shit.
Fuzzly
Can i take back my answer?
Shrapnel
Put enough of that bad boy on it and everything tastes the same: tongue-numbingly awesome.
BloodyKnives
HP sauce
KathrynMccormickk
Franks Red Hot Sauce is fucking disgusting
Jamie
Whack a bit of mayo on it and its all good
Gohon
Remember When You Ate The Remains of Human Beings With Franks Red Hot Sauce, Petridge Farm remembers
Gohon
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Anton Bulansov
el yucateco, hands down best grocery-store variety hot sauce
Poo P. Face
I like turtles
Poo P. Face
I like turtles. And monkeys. And unicorns. And BACON. BACON WOULD GET ME THROUGH THAT.
Poo P. Face
I like turtles. And monkeys. And unicorns. And BACON. BACON WOULD GET ME THROUGH THAT.
Poo P. Face
I like turtles. And monkeys. And unicorns. And BACON. BACON WOULD GET ME THROUGH THAT.
Justus Smith
it quite clearly says ONLY HUMAN REMAINS, not only human remains with your choice of condiments, wtf learn to understand the question.
Ruyee Milky Waffles
Human hands tastes the best
Franklin Chen
lmao
Milk Stain
Human meat is basically the same as cow meat. They're both muscle tissue and cooked properly will taste just fine.
Victor Luong
SRIRACHA SAUCE!!!
OhGodWhy
The best advertisements aren't paid for.
ChaosPowerCP
Look it up if you don't believe me; human meat makes other humans sick most of the time. You'll commonly get symptoms like dizziness, drowsiness, and the shakes.
Sienna Clark
I am the new Hannibal the cannibal, i'm gonna have some fun with this.....
97ajf
I already do put that shit on everything.
Maximumpainboy
I HAVE NEVER LAUGED SO HARD!
Max
All it needs is a bit a bacon
Max
@ Maximumpainboy Ikr there are so many funny comments not just here though, cause I've been lmao LOADS on other questions
ilostthegame
Dave's insanity sauce :
Kristopher
SRIIIIIIIIRAAAAAAAAAAACHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Adil Amin
Fuck yo' hot sauce. Sriracha sauce is where it's at!
Bluefunctiob
fuck yo' Sriracha. tobasco is the shit
InsanePrettyParrot
HOT SAUCE MOTHERFUCKERS
PaperlessPaper
BBQ Sauce. End of the freaking story.
Manuel Dessing
Uhm you can ONLY eat human remains, so you can NOT pour any sauce over it, for you're eating that as well.
Anime stickman
Ruyee has the rumbleys that only hands can satisfy
Talking2idiots
Yes, but to eat your own kind. It's just disgusting.
Jhazards13
Tapatio. Get some.
Jhazards13
Tapatio. Get some.
Jhazards13
Tapatio. Get some.
Jhazards13
Tapatio. Get some.
cass crit
no. siracha is the best
salt-upon-wounds
lmao
Utah G
this is just like the have to kill every animal for meat you eat for rest of your life or go vegetarian question. If you don't do blue, red happens.
NoaWinski
They're already dead I need to live
Herrow?
I already do so what's the point?
LOLOLOLOL
Survival is based on the fittest
Becca<3Oliver
*buys fake cakes of it around halloween and hoards it*
Kilorod50
So true
Kilorod50
So true
KittiCat
That was freaking hilarious.
VelocityRaptor28
what about tuna?
Starman
bbq sauce
R34CrazyAngleDrifter
No problem if you're Hannibal Lector,lol
yosobrogo
Ikr
PowerOfTheUkulele
what the actual eff
Charlotte057
Is this a real thing or a meme? XD
bobby bu
Hot sause!!!!!!!!!!! yeahh!!
NLLshorty
Never said WHEN you'd starve to death. You could just eat normally, then get stranded in the ocean when you're 120 years old and starve to death. BOOM
Marques Hasbrouck
MMMMMMMMM ikr tastes like CHIKKEN Franks is king i drink that shit from the bottle
Kaia
um... excuse me they could be your parents or friends?
I Like Bread
Human flesh taste like pork!
one ton
My will to look like Paris Hilton outweighs my love for the Frank sauce.
one ton
My will to look like Paris Hilton outweighs my love for the Frank sauce.
Tim
Caniballs
Katie Lockinger
hahahahaahahahaahahahahhaahha!!!!
WarRudd
Ha I loved that SNL reference
SPY
I LOVE CANNIBALISM RELATED SICKNESSES!
Dem_Chickens
no way, it's totally truckloads of bbq sauce!
Darude_Walrus
best ad ever
Hope
YES SLAY
Jack
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Alex
Never had that or heard of it ever.
Augu123
still....its humans you eat.........cannibalistic
Zionlax2
You could die by caniballism.
TheVoodooman1
Hmmm... Jamestown or Jamestown?
[deleted]
I'm a horrible person for agreeing but fuck it
JohnBob
I like ketchup...
connor
I put that shit on everything to
Bob The Builder
I know Its Amazing
Abdul-qawi Gardner
True
I'll follow the sun
Who says I don't already eat human remains...?
Juergen
Are you guys stupid?!?!??! Starving to death is painful as fuck, not to mention, You uh, die. But it's just my opinion. To me, the answer seems obvious.
Andrew
*Slowly backs away*
Ben L. Davis
I ate his^^^ liver with fava beans and a nice Chianti.
Hermoine Granger
True
Fe3nderm4n
CHO LU LA~ P.S. Fuckin Cannibals
Gunter
you would die of horrible disease from human flesh
Rosimai
Sponsored by Franks Red Hot Sauce
dogememe101
tastes like chicken. lol
Moonpie116
again no regrets, i like too EAT my skin
Ross Michael Uhler
hank sauce
Idk
Are you my mother?
[deleted]
Gentlemen, i heard human flesh tastes like tuna.
Velocity Rapter
Even Frank. I REGRET NOTHING!
Guiltas
are you advertising franks hot sauce?
Aakash
DougKellner YOU FUCKING LEGEND
Jake Phillips
Cough cough the truman show..... Still i use that sauce too its fucking awesome
Mischief_k
to those saying you can't use condiments, it doesn't say you can'y marinate it in a sauce, and that would technically be part of cooking the human meat, so... ┐(͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)┌
AsianAzurin
See people are only pretending to be good people. I actually chose to eat human remains if it was properly cooked and stuff cause most humans just care about themselves. Though if I were that Woody, boy scout kid I would choose starve.
obicamdenobi
I can't believe ppl would rather die than eat a part of a human
Kikira
A lot of people WANT to die, believe it or not.
Sha5y
no human body parts are going in my mouth...with only a few exceptions ;) jkjkjk
Alejandro J Quintani
wait for them to be on the real thing instinct will kick and they'll eat, you'll see, even if they hate it, they will, they have always done. (the andes event? the desert catastrophe?)
Hval
I can't believe you would rather eat human shit for the rest of your life.
Sarah
Hval: The question says "remains", not "fecal matter"... geesh.
Jacob
I also voted red because I understood "remains" as "shit", which means the question would be "Starve to death" or "Starve to death while eating shit". If you can eat a nice dish fried brain with eyeball soup instead, that's clearly preferable.
Franklin Chen
I can't believe you would rather become a cannibal then die.
MarkTheGr8
Almost no one would rather starve to death. As soon as the hunger gets bad enough, they're gonna take a fucking bite. That's just how it is. Your "civilized" mind will be shut down by instinct and YOU WILL EAT. If you want to think otherwise, that's fine, but YOU WILL EAT.
[deleted]
I agree if they are already dead people. I find the thought of eating humans a bit repulsive but in the end its much more important to save those who are still alive. I would never value a DEAD person above me if my life depended on doing otherwise. They do not longer need their body parts but I do.
Thinky Brain
ikr
yahir
you would go to jail for eating a human and get diseases and everybody will be disgusted by you
Asha
It's not just eating like one part. It's eating them for the rest of your life. Imagine you walking around eating someone hands. The looks you would get.
Divi
you are what you eat
MarkTheGr8
While it may be an unpleasant experience at first, I'm sure you'd get used to it. We are very capable of adapting to new situations, unlike other species. And apparantly you don't have to kill them yourself. And I don't feel like dying right now, much less starving to death.
RenaLovington
True....plus everything taste like chicken.
President PineTree
Isn't this where Darwinism takes place? Survival of the fittest.
MarkTheGr8
Eating human flesh might be unpleasant. Have you ever not eaten for just 2 days? It's terribly painful. People will die somewhere after 40-80 days without food. In that time your body will fucking digest itself and you will be in more pain than you could imagine. You will eat. Whether you like it or not, you will eat.
Rafael95
Plus people say human mean is the best because people eat alot of stuff
DarklordTheo
You know, human flesh is supposedly a very sweet and succulent meat. S' why it's an added ingredient in the meat pies in one theatrical work...
PirateQueen
Or we have some shepherd's pie peppered with actual shepherd on top..
Katie
Looks like 52% of people are retarded.
Jacob
That's such a clever and original comment. You must be a really smart guy.
Franklin Chen
Immoral to eat your kin
UseThisToAddressMe
@Franklin Chen if morality is the first thing that pops into your mind in a life or (agonizing) death situation, you aren't meant to survive. It's your choice and all that jazz but I still feel obliged to point out the absurdity of your ways.
Franklin Chen
Use this address, this isn't a life or death situation also I personally don't think I could live with the fact I just ate a human everyday
Franklin Chen
Plus you have to kill to get your food, unless you want to dig up and eat corpses and risk getting all kinds of diseases
MarkTheGr8
Franklin Chen, it might be immoral, but when the hunger gets bad enough, immorality will disappear from your vocabulary. And it says you have to cut it up and cook it, but not that you have to kill it. You can risk getting diseases if you eat it raw, just like chicken or beef or a potato. Lastly, "not a life or death situation"? EAT HUMAN OR DIE. You know what die means? It's literally a life or death situation.
Alice
That would be dis GUST ing!!!!!!
Noble
You people think you'd rather starve, but you'll change your minds.
Max
Sirarcha. Case closed.
EdwardNigma
You ever experienced true hunger? I've gone entire days eating one small bowl of cereal. Fuck. That. Starvation is horrible.
MarkTheGr8
An entire day? Now imagine 40 days without food. I'd kill myself before I starved to death. It's probably the worst death there is. Much worse than drowning which many says are the way they'd least like to die. Imagine your body digesting your own organs. Scary.
Kojamaira
This is the exact kind of comment I've been looking for and I agree. Most anyone writing a comment here is going to have food readily available at almost any given time. They aren't going to know what it's like to have wasted away to a husk of a person and have their body start digesting itself in an attempt to preserve itself.
overtherainbow
It would be too traumatic, and I would eventually die of/kill myself because of going crazy.
Jizzwold
I would do it shamelessly. Yay selfishness :D
John Roman
Survival of the fittest
Dakirel
You're more than happy eating animals to survive, yet you'd rather die than eat people?
Adronius
I'd probably hesitate to do it at first, but I guess I'd get used to it. Besides, starve to death? That's the most agonizing kind of death there is. Extremely slow and extremely painful, and it gets more and more painful overtime. YOU'LL DIGEST YOUR OWN FUCKING ORGANS. FUCK THAT.
Rashad Lingham
Its ok mate
Tori Gilbert
I'd still be alive
mxn
protip: eating human flesh kills you anyways. don't believe me? google "kuru disease"
Alejandro J Quintani
eating people saved the life of various survivors of horrible accidents. they are still alive (about 40 years later ._. so...)
MarkTheGr8
You get the kuru disease mainly by eating a corpse infected with Creutzfeldt–Jakob disease, which is not all that common. The sponge infection is also mainly located in the brain to affect the central nerve system. So saying you get the kuru disease by eating human flesh is almost like saying you get mad cow disease from eating beef. And I've eaten beef all my life without getting it. Have you? Having said that, it's probably also a better way to go than starving. The incubation period of kuru is between 5-20 years (sympton-free), then 12 months where you start to get worse, but at that point you can kill yourself. In this situation you have to starve to death, you cannot choose to commit suicide any other way, as that would not be starving to death. And starving to death is terrible. Gone without food for 2 days ? That's nothing. Imagine up to 80 days of unimaginable pain, where you cannot think of anything else than to eat, and your organs will digest themselves, and you will slowly fall apart, feeling every second of the 6.912.000 second long endeavor.
ZymphV2
I'd pose as a misunderstood vampire, and live off of insecure, pasty girls for the rest of my life.
jazzhands
This isn't a choice, since people who picked #1 and failed to fulfill it will die anyway.
Ries Harmsen
This guy is right
illyssa
I''d eat people haha
Kushala
I live in America so the choice is Die or Eat Lard.
TrollYandere
oooo
Adrian Herd
My choice pleases Lady Namira.
Violet Howard Vaugha
:3
Linool
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Nick B.
You could find a way to cook the remains where it tasted good, and you'd eventually get used to it anyway.
[deleted]
I've tasted my own blood multiple times, so taste isn't horrible, its more the thought of eating someone else and your food looking like human body parts. But yet I'd much rather eat from an already dead person than starve to death myself, technically you don't cause more damage unless you commit the murder too
Linool
What the fuck went wrong here
Iván Moreno Peix
Ghoul
kawaiistellachan
Yessssssssss
DatsRandom
Wait so people don't eat humans on a regular basis? No wonder they were calling me a monster...
Ryan
I don't think I could live with the guilt and disgust of what I'm eating.
Alejandro J Quintani
maybe you would commit suicide later, but believe me in the life or death matters, you will eat.
InsanePrettyParrot
You will fucking eat. Ever not eaten for a day? It was agonizing for me. I can't imagine 40 days. You'd be eating yourself any way.
Josh Francois
Anyone watch the mw3 commentary?
sunnyfazbear
im not eating a human (any human like my friends and that) i rather starve to death
[deleted]
Gee. Does your life not matter?
BeliverITA
Ghoul Mode:ON
dexter2911
easy life or death
meowadam
am i the only one here who finds cannibalism socially acceptable?
Louis Manabat
If you think about it, they're the same. Eating human remains kills you.
Castrelspirit
no
alphaPANDA
Can I kill myself before i starve to death??
Rikujin
mmmmm with some sweet baby ray's
davinkisimp69bazinga
yummy
strange one
they say human tastes like phasants
Madalyn
Once Again... I AM A SURVIVOR!!!!!
[deleted]
This would totally mean I'm a ghoul from Tokyo Ghoul, besides I wouldn't be dead.
Sasuke
Is now a ghoul
wanklemyankle
tokyo ghoul this bitch
Fish
what is wrong with you
[deleted]
Says the person who would rather starve to death than survive.
Oceania
Eating human limbs....Yuck!
ℬeth
If Ken Kaneki can do it, I can.
Banter
I'm sort of a cannibal dice I eat my own skin but like most people say, if you have the right sauce then your good. ;)
deklaswas
a man reported that human flesh tastes like tuna. cant be to bad comparing to starving. also, lots of proteins
DoctorPaco
Tokyo Ghoul. 'Nuff said.
DoctorPaco
Tokyo Ghoul. 'Nuff said.
J3 Omega
@Manuel Dessing Well my unsmart fellow, you don't eat hot sauce, you drink it, for it is liquid. So putting it on human remains would not count as eating hot sauce.....
Brion Francis
Hmmm... Needs some salt.
Joaquin Perez Prieto
I could go to McDonald and that's it
bigfatpenismuncher
I already eat human remains!
snowjenjen
Franks red hot sauce I put that shit on everything
Amulya Bhattarai
"I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti" - Hannibal Lecter
Shingeki
With some fava beans and a nice Chianti?
404NotFound
I knew someone gonna say that! I knew it!
fallon708
Put some bacon on it and your all good.
UseThisToAddressMe
The majority would starve to death?! Wow... you do know you are not allowed to commit suicide or ask someone to kill you or pussy your way out of it otherwise. You will have to bear months of agony before you die. I'm sure you'll regret your choice when every movement is painful because of your muscle atrophy and cracked dry skin and when you can't even swallow because of your swollen infected throat. You may try to be wiser this time but you won't have the strength for it. You can only pray that the infections end you faster than you can digest yourself. You just hear the word "starvation" way too often and think it's some trivial thing. Yeah, it's not healthy for humans to consume human meat but it's a lot better than starving to death.
Franklin Chen
1. Where does it say I can't commit suicide 2.BTW eventually you will get caught for murder, desecration of corpses etc. In jail you'll get to eat gruel or whatever but since you are bound to eat human flesh you will slowly starve. So really in my opinion you're going to starve either way even though red does prolong this for a bit
MarkTheGr8
Franklin. "STARVE TO DEATH" You know what Starving means? It doesnt mean someone shoots you and you die. It means you STARVE TO DEATH. That's why it says STARVE to death. Because you choose to STARVE until you die. And it doesn't say you have to kill humans, it says you have to eat human remains, cook/cut yourself, not kill it yourself.