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45% pay to see a female comedian.

55% be paid the same amount to be slapped 10 times in the face.

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Pay to see a female comedian.
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Be paid the same amount to be slapped 10 times in the face.

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811 comments

  • 166

    Sonia Bermudez

    8 years ago

    I enjoy being slapped :p

    • 189

      Conrad

      7 years ago

      there are some good female comedians though like ellen you cannot say she isnt funny lol

    • 83

      LordMackarl

      7 years ago

      @Conrad...................... dude, what the fuck do you think Ellen does? I don't know if she's a good comedian, but she fucking sucks in her own talkshow. "Har, har, har, tell me your story while I mindlessly interrupt you into worthless bullshit! Har, har, har!!!

    • 169

      [deleted]

      7 years ago

      This post is sexist! i cant belive how many people voted to gt slapped! all you are sexist men. PUTOO i spit in your face

    • 134

      Alex Jorgensen

      7 years ago

      @Selflicky I'm not sexist, I just like money..

    • 16

      jack lavoice

      7 years ago

      how about you slap me instead

    • 23

      iamawesomecat

      7 years ago

      It probably costs $10000000000 to c a comedian so if someone payed me that just to slap me ten times I'm fine plus it never said how hard.

    • 12

      [deleted]

      7 years ago

      chelsea handler is funny. :)

    • 10

      midori

      7 years ago

      SLAP FETISH YEAH!

    • 21

      Billy Bayar

      7 years ago

      @Slelficky one is pay someone and the other is get paid, some of us or broke ;_;

    • 4

      prinner

      7 years ago

      it's just a regular female according to the description, so she would most likely be at an open mic which is free to attend, or at most very cheap

    • 4

      Kai Rapley

      7 years ago

      It didn't say that it had to be hard slaps....

    • 5

      Hector

      6 years ago

      @Conrad Ellen is soooo annoying, I don't find her funny.

    • 0

      Natalie

      6 years ago

      ANJELA JOHNSON ⏪⏪look her up on YouTube @Sonia Bermudez

    • 5

      MontyTheMonkey

      6 years ago

      IT'S STILL MONEY!

    • 8

      Utah G

      6 years ago

      think of it this way: pay or be paid

    • 1

      BlazeFrost

      4 years ago

      +Sonia Bernandez OMG TWINZIES!!!

    • 7

      Monsir86

      4 years ago

      some female comedians can be good i have seen a few but the thing is money while also being a masochist you know what I'm picking

    • 2

      TheGamer

      4 years ago

      xD same

    • 0

      GFreex7x

      4 years ago

      I can try to hook up with her...

    • 0

      chris

      4 years ago

      me to

    • 2

      Lord Lazy

      4 years ago

      I can get payed a million dollars to get slapped ;)

    • 2

      thefuriousbanana

      4 years ago

      nobody said how hard i would be slapped

    • 0

      zdrevier394

      4 years ago

      go see a doctor sir

    • 6

      Justin

      4 years ago

      @[deleted] Another self-claimed "feminist". I don't mind a funny female comedian. I just rather get paid. Plus, entertainment is free on the internet, so fuck off then.

    • 1

      AnarchicSnail

      4 years ago

      Me to.

    • 1

      AnarchicSnail

      4 years ago

      Me to.

    • 0

      owen

      4 years ago

      why\

    • 0

      Joe

      4 years ago

      i just like comedy.

    • 0

      SodaPop21

      4 years ago

      Wat??

    • 3

      ruiz_skater4

      4 years ago

      i like being slapped too is that weird?

    • 1

      bluejay17

      4 years ago

      this really is a sexist post. man i hate peple who goes agenst women. and im a dude

    • 0

      Dadlox

      4 years ago

      Really?

    • 3

      SpartanPlayz

      4 years ago

      Im Getting Payed, Im Not Sexist.

    • 1

      Meowriter

      3 years ago

      Me too.

    • 0

      Alexa

      3 years ago

      See myself.

    • 0

      Hardcoded_UT

      3 years ago

      @SpartanPlayz Exactly! Just becase we chose to get slapped, doesn't mean we are sexists. I just want money, bro :p

    • 0

      AKARoy

      2 years ago

      Omg XD

    • 0

      dave

      2 years ago

      1.i´m a masochist 2.can´t i get slapped by toddler?

    • 0

      i want to live

      2 years ago

      kinky

    • 0

      Daniel :D

      2 years ago

      lol. that's funny. I WOULD WANNA BE SLAPPED, TOO! XD

    • 0

      FRIKINORANGEJUICE

      2 years ago

      the only dude comedians I've seen aren't funny, it would be a nice change.

    • 1

      DoubleMoustache

      2 years ago

      To those saying we're all sexist men.. Firstly, I am female. Secondly, I am not sexist. I just know that there are a lot of bad female comedians out there, and I don't like comedians to begin with. I'd like to keep my money.. not worth the risk.

    • 0

      Adam

      2 years ago

      This post never had any sexist remarks, he just said that he likes being slapped as in a kink of some sorts.

    • 0

      Jayden Anonymous

      2 years ago

      Masochist?

    • 0

      Žak Žabnikar

      1 year ago

      deal with it you women suck at humor

    • 0

      Nio

      1 year ago

      hahaha

    • 0

      rayhitch$hotmail.com

      1 year ago

      Uh I do to

    • 0

      mazen

      1 year ago

      WOW

    • 0

      MyCotingaBird

      1 year ago

      All of you are so pathetic.

    • 0

      Ladd

      11 months ago

      NANI!?

    • 1

      Lycanocus

      6 months ago

      It was at this moment the blue people realize it never says you'll get slapped hard.

  • 44

    setrakakan

    8 years ago

    Why does it have to be female? Does it matter? Either way I'd rather have the money than go see a comedian.

    • 9

      Katie

      7 years ago

      Money can buy you like lots of cool stuff, I can go to YouTube and see comedy for free if I want. XP

    • 5

      SteveC

      4 years ago

      Exactly, there's people like Miranda Hart, Catherine Tate. They are amazing

    • 0

      Sarken

      2 years ago

      Don't know either of them but I'd bet my life savings Bill Burr is funnier.

  • 25

    xereeto

    8 years ago

    Why would ANYONE rather *pay* to be slapped than pay to see a comedian... even if it's bad, at least you don't get slapped?

    • 76

      MichaelS

      8 years ago

      You're not paying to be slapped. You're being paid to be slapped.

    • 10

      xereeto

      8 years ago

      Oops, my mistake for not reading it correctly. Still though, I stick by my answer, I don't want slapped.

    • 4

      TrueWOPR

      6 years ago

      I wanna get paid to get off...

    • 3

      Nicky

      4 years ago

      But you have to pay a lot of money to see a comedian

  • 21

    Nathan Pinkie Serrat

    8 years ago

    female comedians are not bad, if that's what you're pointing at -.-

  • 16

    Ian Phillips

    7 years ago

    Can be slapped by the comedian?

  • 15

    Samael Ahmadinejad

    8 years ago

    This was hard for me. I'm a comedian, and I disrespect female comics all the time. Also, I'm a masochist. But I pay whatever the price is every time Natasha Leggero and I are in the same city, she's heaven.

  • 13

    Ross

    7 years ago

    I'd take a penny and be slapped if it meant kathy griffin would never had existed

  • 13

    horsedickdotmpeg

    8 years ago

    Sarah Silverman is fucking funny

    • 22

      rubberlikewalrus

      8 years ago

      random-average-trying her hand, that means friday night at the chuckle hut

    • 0

      The Fartist

      7 years ago

      She could be a natural comedian.

    • 1

      ISCAPSLOCKON

      2 years ago

      The chance of that happening is very slim.

    • 0

      MyCotingaBird

      1 year ago

      No she's not. I have yet to wait for legitimately funny comediennes, which we rarely HAVE, if at all.

  • 11

    Jessica

    7 years ago

    I'd just rather get money then spend it to go see some random comedian.

  • 9

    [deleted]

    8 years ago

    It doesnt have to be hard. :/

  • 8

    Jeremy

    7 years ago

    since i wouldn't pay anything to see a FEMALE comedian (nice choice question guy!) i'd stick to this one. okay, i have to, so... 1 dollar.

    • 0

      Sarken

      2 years ago

      And I could be payed a million dollars for being slapped 10 times.

  • 8

    Katie

    8 years ago

    Didn't say it was going to be hard slaps.

  • 8

    Sandypengu

    8 years ago

    Yay! Getting paid!

  • 8

    Crissy

    8 years ago

    Guys, are you forgetting Ellen or even Wanda Sykes? ;_;

  • 7

    BroDoYouEvenLift

    7 years ago

    so sexist....even tho i picked the red

    • 0

      MyCotingaBird

      1 year ago

      Getting slapped in the face, especially if you are a man, is even more sexist than deciding not to see a female comedian because you don't find any humor from her.

  • 7

    Patrick

    8 years ago

    At least I'm being payed to suffer. BAZINGA

  • 6

    ribbonista

    7 years ago

    wow this isn't misogynistic or anything

    • 4

      DapperFapper69

      4 years ago

      You wouldn't have commented shit if it said male comedian.

    • 0

      [deleted]

      4 years ago

      I agree with Dapper. The double standards, man.

    • 0

      Sarken

      2 years ago

      You're right, not misogynistic AT ALL

    • 0

      MyCotingaBird

      1 year ago

      What about slapping men in the face because they said something stupid to a woman? That's what I thought. Hypocrite.

  • 6

    Jessica Szymanski

    7 years ago

    Has anyone ever heard of Chelsea Handler? Dumbasses. I'd see her any day of the week.

    • 0

      IloveNaS

      2 years ago

      its a random comedian DUMBASS

    • 0

      IloveNaS

      2 years ago

      and people chose the red one cause of the money :)

  • 6

    DudeGuy

    8 years ago

    Being slapped 10 times isn't that much

  • 6

    bob6969||

    8 years ago

    is there a difference? because we all know sandwhiches arent funny

  • 5

    Jacob

    8 years ago

    Everyone pointing out the good female comedians, "random, average female trying her hand at comedy." It never specifies the amount though, so if it was really cheap I'd go blue.

  • 4

    Anorexic_Kangaroo

    7 years ago

    I hope comedians are expensive...

  • 4

    Drew

    7 years ago

    Considering how a lot of the female comedians nowadays only stand there and talk about their vaginas and how all men are bastards then i'll take the slaps. (inb4 stereotyping chauvinist)

  • 4

    toolzsnipe

    8 years ago

    Betty white is the only women on earth that has any humor... At all

  • 4

    Phrasede

    8 years ago

    Kathy Griffin is the best.

    • 1

      Garrett Wass

      7 years ago

      Ahh listening to Kathy Griffin or Wanda Sykes is way more painful the only female comedian I somewhat enjoy is Silvermen

  • 3

    LaxsonBW

    4 years ago

    Why does the gender of the comedian matter?

    • 0

      Sarken

      2 years ago

      Because female comedians are trash.

  • 3

    lolwut

    6 years ago

    It's either pay or be paid

  • 3

    AngieTheTurtle

    6 years ago

    Sexism. Who says women can't be funny? What, because I have a vagina I'm instantly less funny than a man who tells the same joke?

    • 1

      ISCAPSLOCKON

      2 years ago

      Nope, we just chose red for the money.

    • 0

      IloveNaS

      2 years ago

      $$$$

    • 0

      MyCotingaBird

      1 year ago

      Get a life, moron. No one wants to hear jokes about your vagina. No body would sure as hell want to know what I do with my armpit hairs.

    • 0

      Tornikei

      2 weeks ago

      @MyCotingaBird suck a dick

  • 3

    Rosa Llama Jane Samu

    7 years ago

    Catherine Tate. Ellen Degeneres. 'Nuff Said.

    • 0

      IloveNaS

      2 years ago

      its a random girl trying her hand at comedy + you lose money. dont you girls know how to read? tf

    • 0

      Sarken

      2 years ago

      Yeah I don't wanna hear anymore, that's more than enough.

  • 3

    Clack

    7 years ago

    This question is really sexist and rude?

  • 1

    Raad S Ahammad

    2 months ago

    Why bunch of you want to get slapped

  • 1

    sebastian gerard

    2 months ago

    One of my favourite comedians is a woman

  • 2

    Brighton678

    3 years ago

    Why the hell would people rather lose money that get money? People these days...

    • 1

      Brighton678

      3 years ago

      Lol I messed that comment up, hope you understand it XD

    • 0

      IloveNaS

      2 years ago

      yeah, just because "its sexist" fuck it, wheres my money bitch

    • 0

      MyCotingaBird

      1 year ago

      We have too many privileged women in our society.

  • 2

    Fishy

    4 years ago

    That's just offensive! Girls play this game too

    • 1

      IloveNaS

      2 years ago

      YOURE LOSING MONEY DEAR

    • 0

      MyCotingaBird

      1 year ago

      Cater to girls, that's fine. Cater to boys, you are sexist. People like you are the reason men become misogynists.

  • 2

    haru glory

    6 years ago

    im not sexist just broke.

  • 2

    Oliver

    6 years ago

    depends on the person slapping

    • 0

      MyCotingaBird

      1 year ago

      Pick a fight with someone who dares try to slap you for no reason.

  • 2

    Some Guy

    7 years ago

    I imagine I wouldn't be paid that much then if she's considered to be "Trying her hand". Don't mind giving the girl a chance c:

  • 0

    Sophia

    1 week ago

    This is sexist

  • 2

    agindoof

    8 years ago

    you could ask them to do it every once in a while and then you'd be rich eventually

  • 0

    Ol1ve

    3 weeks ago

    The people who picked red are sexist

  • 1

    WhyAmIStillDead

    2 years ago

    It doesn't say the price. What if there is a comedian that you have to pay 1B to see? OF COURSE I'D GET SLAPPED IN THE FACE 10 TIMES FOR 1B!

  • 1

    Dendron

    4 years ago

    100 per slap

  • 1

    DapperFapper69

    4 years ago

    To everyone saying this question is sexist, read the condition. "She is just a random, average female trying her hand at comedy". You don't even know if the person is funny. If it was just some dude, you wouldn't go either. I'd rather get money than potentially waste my time doing otherwise.

  • 1

    LegitLogic

    4 years ago

    Slapped how hard?

  • 0

    Osake

    1 month ago

    It's not that I don't want to see a female comedian. I Just want the money and don't want to spend some. The question should be: Do you want to get money or lose money?

  • 1

    Leafy Bfdi

    5 years ago

    I just don't want to pay money, when I can watch on YouTube, and Needy slaps me a lot that I've gotten used to it. :P

  • 1

    xpumpkin<3

    6 years ago

    Hey I'm getting paid to be slapped only 10 times. Do it for the moneyXD

  • 1

    Joeby Santana

    6 years ago

    Money all day

  • 1

    AngieTheTurtle

    6 years ago

    This is so sexist.

    • 0

      IloveNaS

      2 years ago

      and you dont know how money works I guess

  • 1

    ZinethDude

    6 years ago

    I get paid 1000000000 dollars

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