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  • 245

    Kaitlyn

    10 years ago

    Maybe they're hot

    • 116

      Jake

      9 years ago

      Youd get f*cked up

    • 27

      Jessica Mijares

      9 years ago

      Chances are they don't teeth.. rugby is intense..

    • 29

      Kyle

      9 years ago

      not to go against jumping off roofs, but we'd get fucked up too

    • 66

      Zack Glaspy

      9 years ago

      Jake: That's what she wants.

    • 19

      brbflyingtonarnia

      9 years ago

      They might be hot AND we would probably have more of a chance of living.

    • 54

      Equinox

      9 years ago

      Jump onto a trampoline! DUHHH

    • 12

      [deleted]

      9 years ago

      Was never stated once that they'd have to be particulary good ones :)

    • 4

      apocalypseArisen

      9 years ago

      20 people die every year via runover by football players

    • 7

      Franklin Chen

      9 years ago

      Your ass and pussy would be DEMOLISHED

    • 6

      Hoogleman

      9 years ago

      @brbflyingtonarnia A two story fall would really only be lethal if you landed on your head...

    • 16

      James Tanner

      9 years ago

      they never said they were pros they could be todlers!

    • 2

      Matt

      9 years ago

      ur retard

    • 18

      FinMagotti

      9 years ago

      Nobody said there would NOT be a hay bail at the ground...*eagle sound*

    • 6

      weter123

      8 years ago

      in the end as long as u r strong enough, u will get a sandwitch

    • 5

      Glenn

      8 years ago

      Leap of faith

    • 4

      Micah Philson

      8 years ago

      At least you have a chance of surviving with the roof.

    • 0

      Theorcofdead

      8 years ago

      FinMagotti lol exactly what I was thinking, too much ac or is it good?

    • 4

      Carl

      8 years ago

      Parkour!!!

    • 2

      kangcool09

      8 years ago

      u know guys some rugby players are weak unless its serevi..the king of rugby!!!!!

    • 3

      i agree with them

      8 years ago

      might i say, rugby players are about 200 pounds, 6 feet, no teeth, teeth because they play rugby, 200 pounds and 6 feet because they need to get out energy by tackling random people, but jumping off a 2 story building could kill you, because a trampoline will NOT absorb your energy, it would be like hitting the ground, but you bounce back up, and the ground is hard and unforgiving

    • 1

      Glaceon999

      8 years ago

      Jump down onto a 2 story high PILLOW FORT

    • 3

      Somerandomwizard

      7 years ago

      Loophole! I'm jumping into the pool

    • 1

      Somerandomwizard

      7 years ago

      *i agree with them* your facts are wrong, 2 stories of falling is very unlikely o kill you and yes a trampoline would absorb most of the shock, water on the other hand would be like landing on cement due to dencity which is why a belly flop of the high diving board hurts

    • 0

      Utah G

      7 years ago

      swimming pool at the bottom

    • 1

      Jacob Dittmer

      7 years ago

      I'd be jumping into a pool of gummy bears.

    • 1

      Vendrick

      7 years ago

      *cough* parachute

    • 1

      Utah G

      7 years ago

      buried in snow

    • 0

      Dexter

      6 years ago

      im 10 so they would do nothing to me

    • 0

      KittiCat

      6 years ago

      Err, it never said they weren't tackling you... WITH SANDWICHES.

    • 5

      Colten

      6 years ago

      LOOPHOLE: I'll stack 2 story books and jump off them.

    • 1

      xXMlgDogeXx

      6 years ago

      You would get smashed into a sandwich

    • 2

      Warmaster Blade

      6 years ago

      I have jumped off a two story building broke my ankle. Been tackled by two 16 year old football (american) players concussion plus a broken wrist and two sprained ankles. I will jump of the roof again thank you

    • 0

      Thomas1

      6 years ago

      Depends how big they are

    • 0

      Tyler Warner

      6 years ago

      haha

    • 2

      sourcupcake123

      6 years ago

      *while wearing a parachute*

    • 0

      SuperNut98

      6 years ago

      it's not just pain. it's death or injury.

    • 4

      Deadpool

      6 years ago

      Two story barbie house

    • 1

      Shadowofdestruction

      6 years ago

      Hay Yahoo might land on Donald trump and kill him while yourself survives

    • 0

      Sasha_the_Boss

      6 years ago

      at least you don't die

    • 0

      Sasha_the_Boss

      6 years ago

      at least you don't die

    • 0

      erinmay21

      6 years ago

      they might just be...

    • 1

      The Right Choice

      5 years ago

      Worlds biggest facepalm

    • 3

      Kaliyah

      5 years ago

      It never said you had to land on the ground... you could jump off of that building and land two feet away on another two story building and slide down the sliding board on the other side!

    • 1

      Mr.Cherry

      5 years ago

      Maybe you'd get F*ked

    • 1

      BraZZers

      5 years ago

      into a swimming pool

    • 1

      Michelle42

      5 years ago

      I could sue them and at least get money.

    • 0

      LlamaLord

      5 years ago

      yeah them being hot would give bigger chance of living or not breaking you're spine

    • 0

      Poodiepie

      5 years ago

      True

    • 0

      IllogicalLogic

      5 years ago

      I've already done that, so I'm happy to do it again.

    • 0

      Max24

      5 years ago

      one word. parachute

    • 0

      Max24

      5 years ago

      plus in australia it is stories.

    • 0

      PussyDestroyer123

      5 years ago

      who said they were guys

    • 2

      Choice Breaker

      5 years ago

      They could be a girl or boy.

    • 0

      ohk

      5 years ago

      2 stories isn't really that high though

    • 0

      War CedricYT

      5 years ago

      with rugby players you may survive, with 2 story roof you will DIFEDINTLY die

    • 0

      Fluffy Panda

      5 years ago

      Ikr

    • 0

      lucas mcgravie

      5 years ago

      @jake you would still be messed up

    • 0

      spoopygirl13

      5 years ago

      lol

    • 0

      etacytaM

      5 years ago

      No they wont

    • 0

      LevelUpBanshee

      5 years ago

      That was my first thought too :')

    • 0

      grayson

      5 years ago

      lol that's hilarious

    • 0

      Lukiepies

      5 years ago

      I LIKE SANDWICHEEEEEEEEEESSSSS

    • 0

      Saje007

      4 years ago

      it could be a tiny 2 story roof, like the ones from zootopia in the tiny town where everything is f*ckin' tiny

    • 0

      sparkyhellion

      4 years ago

      im a hockey player its more tuff then rugbee trust me xD

    • 0

      XO K1ll M3

      4 years ago

      WOnt save your ear even if they are eating sandwhiches

    • 0

      datdabdoe

      4 years ago

      James have you ever seen toddlers play rugby proffesionally

    • 0

      Help

      4 years ago

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH A RUGBY PLAYER?? HOT??

    • 0

      LGBTCHOCOLATE

      4 years ago

      That's exactly what I thought. Depends what country though. Plus nobody said it had to be aggressive.

    • 0

      Brandon

      4 years ago

      I don't think so.... plus, they never said a mattress or trampoline is not allowed.

    • 0

      Melanie stewart

      3 years ago

      Lol you would be admiring how hot they are then probably be killed by them.

    • 1

      GrumpyBastard

      3 years ago

      Kaitlyn I might break my leg but they'd feel something that they better hope is my leg.

    • 0

      andrew

      3 years ago

      hey whoever said you don't have a harness or bungee cord on?

    • 0

      Arsxrx

      3 years ago

      Exactly

    • 0

      EliTheDragon

      3 years ago

      and?...

    • 0

      [deleted]

      3 years ago

      Uh, does it matter? Imagine you seeing a white, fluffy, rabbit-like creature with big eyes, a small muzzle, and makes a tiny sound, but if you try to pet it, it will bare fangs and rip your arm off, causing a severe infection and death if left untreated. Looks are deceiving, lady. The 21st century is full of "deceive".

    • 0

      trevin offutt

      3 years ago

      well same with me cause it would be not as painful as jumping off a two story roof

    • 0

      Jalen Foreman

      2 years ago

      You horny bastard stop letting your urges control your life

    • 0

      Eric

      1 year ago

      At Least There Could Be A Trampoline Or Some Hay Bales

    • 0

      Aquaticwool

      11 months ago

      bro it never said there was not a pool

    • 0

      0.0

      2 months ago

      Welll I play rugby and honestly tackles aren't that bad as long as you know what to do

  • 39

    River_Song

    10 years ago

    doesn't say that there isn't a trampoline at the bottom...

    • 40

      Paul

      9 years ago

      I think a trampoline would make it worse.

    • 28

      Richard

      9 years ago

      Go find a trampoline. Jump on it from 5ft high and tell me how it goes. Then come back and read your question again.

    • 22

      T.P.N

      9 years ago

      dident say the weigth or gender of the rugby players :3

    • 8

      Kyle

      9 years ago

      or age

    • 7

      FlyingYoda

      9 years ago

      1) find 2 story high building with outdoor swimming pool 2) climb to the roof of the building 3) jump 4) celebrate victory

    • 1

      Dman Funs

      8 years ago

      trampoline? lol i'd use a parachute

    • 0

      KittiCat

      6 years ago

      @FlyingYoda Your legs would be crushed and you'd have to try to swim to safety.

    • 0

      2 much sense 4 you

      6 years ago

      this could be in minecraft..... just saying

    • 0

      Kelvin

      6 years ago

      If there was a trampoline and a two story house, I don't think the impact wouldn't be too great for the trampoline...

    • 0

      Shadowofdestruction

      6 years ago

      Speaking of trampolines use Donald j trump instead of a trampoline

    • 1

      drc

      6 years ago

      @shadowofdestruction TRUMPoline

    • 1

      Ciara+Emma

      6 years ago

      Yeah there's no point in using a trampoline, chances are you would jump off the floor, fall on the trampoline, and the trampoline would bounce you back up and you would land on the 2nd floor again.

    • 0

      Harry

      4 years ago

      Have these people not heard of friction and air resistance? You can slow yourself down after each bounce

    • 1

      [deleted]

      3 years ago

      Or a 16 foot cushion.

    • 0

      noah

      2 years ago

      true or you could have a death wish

    • 0

      CovidPizza

      5 months ago

      You just... have the building... in the ground...

    • 0

      mrbobthecat

      4 months ago

      when i jump an eagle is going to screech epic music is going to play and i am going to land safetly in a cart of hay and then i will wake up a month and a half later to find out i was halucinating

  • 35

    Isabelle

    10 years ago

    I'll use my femminine charms...

    • 57

      ಠ_ಠ

      9 years ago

      and then get completely crushed

    • 14

      Sean Maher

      8 years ago

      ... or raped

    • 1

      lachlan

      6 years ago

      jump off a 2 story toy house :D

    • 1

      John Rambo

      5 years ago

      Or crushed and raped but not necessarily in that particular order, or any order in general.

    • 0

      XO K1ll M3

      4 years ago

      i dont know ma dood feminine charms wont save you from your getting ripped off i played rugby a bit and i have 1 and half ear im crazy person

    • 0

      [deleted]

      3 years ago

      In this day and age, no one cares about feminine charms. They just care about what target they use. And, I'm sorry to say, madam, you are doomed for sure...

  • 30

    Ardit

    12 years ago

    I see it as a sprained ankle or a lot of broken bones...

    • 19

      Alvis

      9 years ago

      Its not that hard to jump of a 2 story roof and not get a sprained ankle.

    • 16

      Alex Jorgensen

      9 years ago

      You can fall out of a plane and land without dying, 3 rugby players mashing full on into my body is a greater force than me hitting the ground from 2 stories.

    • 41

      Cricketeer

      9 years ago

      what if they are little kids that play rugby or some kittens dressed up. But you could also say it's a two story doll house so. yup

    • 11

      likethebaus

      8 years ago

      Well why not jump from a 2 stories Barbie house

    • 2

      Mayonnaise

      8 years ago

      2 Stories result in broken ankle/feet and skull. A 3 story can kill.

    • 7

      Common Sense

      7 years ago

      Just off a two story Barbie house.

    • 3

      uwotm8

      6 years ago

      Have great and cheap healthcare in australia as well as safety standards

    • 6

      revenge of the toilets

      6 years ago

      Sprained ankle? More like broken ankle. And being tackled by them isn't as bad as u think

    • 4

      Cindy

      6 years ago

      2 story roif onto a trampoline.

    • 1

      Scottish-Norwegian

      6 years ago

      One time I jumped off our 2 story machine shed onto a trampoline

    • 2

      thunderlight2004

      5 years ago

      They never said you couldn't jump off the building with a hang glider!

    • 1

      Lachlanio Gaming

      5 years ago

      I can just jump off a two story building into a pool

    • 0

      Lyrica Prismriver

      5 years ago

      2 story roof leap is easy af to land after, just do a roll like all those parkourers did

  • 15

    GretchenWieners

    10 years ago

    Two stories is less than 20 feet, you'll be fine.

    • 0

      evan

      9 years ago

      depends. theres two story buildings that are really tall and then theres 2 story buildings that are real small.

    • 0

      Somerandomwizard

      7 years ago

      Evan, by definition, a story is 10 feet tall, so yeah

    • 1

      Zephyr

      6 years ago

      Some book! jk

    • 0

      lachlan

      6 years ago

      WAIT, what if you jumped off a 30 cm wooden toy house?

  • 13

    Cornerbacking

    8 years ago

    Noo what if I could fly

  • 13

    bria

    10 years ago

    my father fell off a two story roof. he broke his legs and was bed ridden for about a year. i think i'd take the tackle over that.

    • 16

      ShadowAssassinQueef

      9 years ago

      Break legs, recover in a year. Get tacked and break you neck, paralyzed for life.

    • 1

      theNASHUS

      9 years ago

      fall off and break you're neck? that could be a possibility, just sayin

    • 0

      DaBomb23

      9 years ago

      how strong are the rugby players what gender are the rugby players js

  • 12

    michael

    9 years ago

    jump off a 2 story roof... into a pool

    • 1

      T.P.N

      9 years ago

      get sandwiched by 3 weak people

  • 11

    cornered

    10 years ago

    I've already done this,and I was fine.

    • 1

      Kyle

      9 years ago

      you where fine... O.o ohhh god i picked wrong

  • 10

    Matthew

    10 years ago

    2 stories is nothing if you know how to jump correctly...

  • 10

    Patrick19833

    11 years ago

    Less likely to die.

    • 16

      MarkTheGr8

      10 years ago

      Actually, having played with an actual rugby player, I'd say you're more likely to die from the 3-man tackle. 2 stories like like 4-5 meters max in a residential house. With just a decent landing, no broken bones.

    • 0

      [deleted]

      3 years ago

      Less likely to die if you have some kind of cushion to break your fall.

  • 8

    sigurbjornsson

    9 years ago

    just do a breakfall and your fine...

  • 8

    Dst

    9 years ago

    I like falling almost as much as trains

  • 8

    FavsCo

    10 years ago

    I practice parkour, so I know how to land.

    • 8

      BillyBob

      9 years ago

      You land with your legs locked right?

    • 5

      ShadowAssassinQueef

      9 years ago

      Actually you want to land on you back flat to the ground. More surface area for the energy to leave safely.

    • 10

      potatochips

      9 years ago

      Guys no no no, you want to land directly on your ass. The padding of your butt and spine will cushion the fall.

    • 0

      nwbx

      9 years ago

      Like I said before: Parkour!!!!! You need to do a somersault but lean to one side so the force goes through your back diagonally. I can't really do it but I still learned how to.

    • 0

      Ethan Armstrong

      6 years ago

      You want to absorb the energy not go splat

    • 0

      maddogmarto

      6 years ago

      You want to make sure you do a semi flip and land on your spine - your brain should cushion most of the fall

  • 7

    #Asha

    8 years ago

    I play rugby

  • 7

    Stumblefish

    9 years ago

    All you gotta do is make a roll on landing, and preferrably jump onto grass, then you won't even get a bruise.. And you would be quite okay even if you jumped onto a sidewalk

  • 6

    doubledice235

    9 years ago

    Get a small bungie cord.

  • 5

    nathannathan1232

    10 years ago

    Do you get a bungy cord... :P

  • 5

    Michael Pantazis

    10 years ago

    I play rugby so been there done that :D

  • 4

    kittycaty45

    9 years ago

    You can jump on to a Bunch of pillows :D

    • 0

      Cody Dudash

      8 years ago

      If i had a week I couldn't explain all the reasons that wouldn't work.

  • 4

    Eliot

    9 years ago

    Doesn't say there's anything under the roof like jello

  • 4

    sklrjkt

    9 years ago

    I would enjoy the 3 tackle sandwich for so many reasons...

    • 1

      T.P.N

      9 years ago

      sexy horny naked female rugby players come this way :D

    • 0

      [deleted]

      3 years ago

      @T.P.N Get a life, loser.

  • 4

    Calvin

    9 years ago

    Didn't say age of rugby players my friend plays rugby and he's 14

    • 0

      willieb09

      6 years ago

      But a 14 year old 6 foot 180 pounds would be scary I play rugby and that's how a guy on my team is

  • 3

    batbait

    7 years ago

    Just parkour roll when you land, it removes pressure from your feet and spreads it out over your back muscles. It's only painful that way if your land on gravel.

  • 3

    Theamazingsquid

    8 years ago

    Never said how good of a rugby player they are.

  • 3

    Caty Nina

    8 years ago

    Jump off a 3 story roof but land on those firefighter things

  • 3

    jono

    8 years ago

    i play rugby

  • 3

    kannderr

    10 years ago

    Well i dont want to die so

  • 0

    Olly

    5 days ago

    You never said how tall those stories are.

  • 2

    westyork

    8 years ago

    57% of you are dumb af

  • 2

    Caty Nina

    8 years ago

    Jump off a 3 story roof but land on those firefighter things

  • 2

    Rita Bithika Rozario

    8 years ago

    I could be jumping into a pool.

  • 2

    Kevin

    9 years ago

    But what would I land on

  • 2

    Whippersnapper

    9 years ago

    I play rugby so it would just be part of the game for me

  • 2

    Kyle Chainey

    9 years ago

    Into the water, LOOPHOLE!

  • 2

    Michelle Scott

    9 years ago

    Sherlock survived.

  • 2

    Marco

    9 years ago

    Two story roof isn't that high, it's just jumping from my own roof. Which isn't that bad,

  • 2

    nathannathan1232

    10 years ago

    I've been working on jumping and in four days i can jump almost two inches higher!

  • 2

    Captain Slow

    10 years ago

    You have feet and arms, if you do it correctly, you'll survive. I've played rugby and you are more likely to get severely injured playing rugby and getting tackled by 3 players than jump off a 2 story house, people have jumped higher and survived.

  • 0

    TryHardCookie

    2 weeks ago

    I want to do this everyday! It would be a dream come true.

  • 0

    DJcool

    4 weeks ago

    Just land on a big mattress.

  • 0

    D_YellowMadness

    1 month ago

    Jumping off a roof, you can choose where you land. In a sandwich tackle, you're getting f*cked up with no say in the matter.

  • 1

    JD Lindblom

    3 years ago

    Just wear padding

  • 1

    sean

    3 years ago

    sandwich taste nice ill have that with extra cheese. tell the rugby players i said thanks for the sandwich its tasty.

  • 1

    Gamerguy1500

    3 years ago

    into a pool of warm, soothing water

  • 1

    TheCorrupted

    6 years ago

    Jump off a 2 story roof into a pool.

  • 1

    Redhot

    6 years ago

    Who said we didn't have protection from the fall?

  • 1

    Neezo

    6 years ago

    I play rugby and i've broken my thumb, wrist, and tibia, dislocated my shoulder, at least 4 fingers, and sprained my neck in the past 2 1/2 years so i'll jump off the roof any day

  • 1

    TypicalStuff

    6 years ago

    lego house roof

  • 1

    Christopher Ferreri

    6 years ago

    Never said I could jump off the roof and on to something to break the fall.

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