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Kaitlyn
Maybe they're hot
Jake
Youd get f*cked up
Jessica Mijares
Chances are they don't teeth.. rugby is intense..
Kyle
not to go against jumping off roofs, but we'd get fucked up too
Zack Glaspy
Jake: That's what she wants.
brbflyingtonarnia
They might be hot AND we would probably have more of a chance of living.
Equinox
Jump onto a trampoline! DUHHH
[deleted]
Was never stated once that they'd have to be particulary good ones :)
apocalypseArisen
20 people die every year via runover by football players
Franklin Chen
Your ass and pussy would be DEMOLISHED
Hoogleman
@brbflyingtonarnia A two story fall would really only be lethal if you landed on your head...
James Tanner
they never said they were pros they could be todlers!
Matt
ur retard
FinMagotti
Nobody said there would NOT be a hay bail at the ground...*eagle sound*
weter123
in the end as long as u r strong enough, u will get a sandwitch
Glenn
Leap of faith
Micah Philson
At least you have a chance of surviving with the roof.
Theorcofdead
FinMagotti lol exactly what I was thinking, too much ac or is it good?
Carl
Parkour!!!
kangcool09
u know guys some rugby players are weak unless its serevi..the king of rugby!!!!!
i agree with them
might i say, rugby players are about 200 pounds, 6 feet, no teeth, teeth because they play rugby, 200 pounds and 6 feet because they need to get out energy by tackling random people, but jumping off a 2 story building could kill you, because a trampoline will NOT absorb your energy, it would be like hitting the ground, but you bounce back up, and the ground is hard and unforgiving
Glaceon999
Jump down onto a 2 story high PILLOW FORT
Somerandomwizard
Loophole! I'm jumping into the pool
Somerandomwizard
*i agree with them* your facts are wrong, 2 stories of falling is very unlikely o kill you and yes a trampoline would absorb most of the shock, water on the other hand would be like landing on cement due to dencity which is why a belly flop of the high diving board hurts
Utah G
swimming pool at the bottom
Jacob Dittmer
I'd be jumping into a pool of gummy bears.
Vendrick
*cough* parachute
Utah G
buried in snow
Dexter
im 10 so they would do nothing to me
KittiCat
Err, it never said they weren't tackling you... WITH SANDWICHES.
Colten
LOOPHOLE: I'll stack 2 story books and jump off them.
xXMlgDogeXx
You would get smashed into a sandwich
Warmaster Blade
I have jumped off a two story building broke my ankle. Been tackled by two 16 year old football (american) players concussion plus a broken wrist and two sprained ankles. I will jump of the roof again thank you
Thomas1
Depends how big they are
Tyler Warner
haha
sourcupcake123
*while wearing a parachute*
SuperNut98
it's not just pain. it's death or injury.
Deadpool
Two story barbie house
Shadowofdestruction
Hay Yahoo might land on Donald trump and kill him while yourself survives
Sasha_the_Boss
at least you don't die
Sasha_the_Boss
at least you don't die
erinmay21
they might just be...
The Right Choice
Worlds biggest facepalm
Kaliyah
It never said you had to land on the ground... you could jump off of that building and land two feet away on another two story building and slide down the sliding board on the other side!
Mr.Cherry
Maybe you'd get F*ked
BraZZers
into a swimming pool
Michelle42
I could sue them and at least get money.
LlamaLord
yeah them being hot would give bigger chance of living or not breaking you're spine
Poodiepie
True
IllogicalLogic
I've already done that, so I'm happy to do it again.
Max24
one word. parachute
Max24
plus in australia it is stories.
PussyDestroyer123
who said they were guys
Choice Breaker
They could be a girl or boy.
ohk
2 stories isn't really that high though
War CedricYT
with rugby players you may survive, with 2 story roof you will DIFEDINTLY die
Fluffy Panda
Ikr
lucas mcgravie
@jake you would still be messed up
spoopygirl13
lol
etacytaM
No they wont
LevelUpBanshee
That was my first thought too :')
grayson
lol that's hilarious
Lukiepies
I LIKE SANDWICHEEEEEEEEEESSSSS
Saje007
it could be a tiny 2 story roof, like the ones from zootopia in the tiny town where everything is f*ckin' tiny
sparkyhellion
im a hockey player its more tuff then rugbee trust me xD
XO K1ll M3
WOnt save your ear even if they are eating sandwhiches
datdabdoe
James have you ever seen toddlers play rugby proffesionally
Help
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH A RUGBY PLAYER?? HOT??
LGBTCHOCOLATE
That's exactly what I thought. Depends what country though. Plus nobody said it had to be aggressive.
Brandon
I don't think so.... plus, they never said a mattress or trampoline is not allowed.
Melanie stewart
Lol you would be admiring how hot they are then probably be killed by them.
GrumpyBastard
Kaitlyn I might break my leg but they'd feel something that they better hope is my leg.
andrew
hey whoever said you don't have a harness or bungee cord on?
Arsxrx
Exactly
EliTheDragon
and?...
[deleted]
Uh, does it matter? Imagine you seeing a white, fluffy, rabbit-like creature with big eyes, a small muzzle, and makes a tiny sound, but if you try to pet it, it will bare fangs and rip your arm off, causing a severe infection and death if left untreated. Looks are deceiving, lady. The 21st century is full of "deceive".
trevin offutt
well same with me cause it would be not as painful as jumping off a two story roof
Jalen Foreman
You horny bastard stop letting your urges control your life
Eric
At Least There Could Be A Trampoline Or Some Hay Bales
Aquaticwool
bro it never said there was not a pool
0.0
Welll I play rugby and honestly tackles aren't that bad as long as you know what to do
River_Song
doesn't say that there isn't a trampoline at the bottom...
Paul
I think a trampoline would make it worse.
Richard
Go find a trampoline. Jump on it from 5ft high and tell me how it goes. Then come back and read your question again.
T.P.N
dident say the weigth or gender of the rugby players :3
Kyle
or age
FlyingYoda
1) find 2 story high building with outdoor swimming pool 2) climb to the roof of the building 3) jump 4) celebrate victory
Dman Funs
trampoline? lol i'd use a parachute
KittiCat
@FlyingYoda Your legs would be crushed and you'd have to try to swim to safety.
2 much sense 4 you
this could be in minecraft..... just saying
Kelvin
If there was a trampoline and a two story house, I don't think the impact wouldn't be too great for the trampoline...
Shadowofdestruction
Speaking of trampolines use Donald j trump instead of a trampoline
drc
@shadowofdestruction TRUMPoline
Ciara+Emma
Yeah there's no point in using a trampoline, chances are you would jump off the floor, fall on the trampoline, and the trampoline would bounce you back up and you would land on the 2nd floor again.
Harry
Have these people not heard of friction and air resistance? You can slow yourself down after each bounce
[deleted]
Or a 16 foot cushion.
noah
true or you could have a death wish
CovidPizza
You just... have the building... in the ground...
mrbobthecat
when i jump an eagle is going to screech epic music is going to play and i am going to land safetly in a cart of hay and then i will wake up a month and a half later to find out i was halucinating
Isabelle
I'll use my femminine charms...
ಠ_ŕ˛
and then get completely crushed
Sean Maher
... or raped
lachlan
jump off a 2 story toy house :D
John Rambo
Or crushed and raped but not necessarily in that particular order, or any order in general.
XO K1ll M3
i dont know ma dood feminine charms wont save you from your getting ripped off i played rugby a bit and i have 1 and half ear im crazy person
[deleted]
In this day and age, no one cares about feminine charms. They just care about what target they use. And, I'm sorry to say, madam, you are doomed for sure...
Ardit
I see it as a sprained ankle or a lot of broken bones...
Alvis
Its not that hard to jump of a 2 story roof and not get a sprained ankle.
Alex Jorgensen
You can fall out of a plane and land without dying, 3 rugby players mashing full on into my body is a greater force than me hitting the ground from 2 stories.
Cricketeer
what if they are little kids that play rugby or some kittens dressed up. But you could also say it's a two story doll house so. yup
likethebaus
Well why not jump from a 2 stories Barbie house
Mayonnaise
2 Stories result in broken ankle/feet and skull. A 3 story can kill.
Common Sense
Just off a two story Barbie house.
uwotm8
Have great and cheap healthcare in australia as well as safety standards
revenge of the toilets
Sprained ankle? More like broken ankle. And being tackled by them isn't as bad as u think
Cindy
2 story roif onto a trampoline.
Scottish-Norwegian
One time I jumped off our 2 story machine shed onto a trampoline
thunderlight2004
They never said you couldn't jump off the building with a hang glider!
Lachlanio Gaming
I can just jump off a two story building into a pool
Lyrica Prismriver
2 story roof leap is easy af to land after, just do a roll like all those parkourers did
GretchenWieners
Two stories is less than 20 feet, you'll be fine.
evan
depends. theres two story buildings that are really tall and then theres 2 story buildings that are real small.
Somerandomwizard
Evan, by definition, a story is 10 feet tall, so yeah
Zephyr
Some book! jk
lachlan
WAIT, what if you jumped off a 30 cm wooden toy house?
Cornerbacking
Noo what if I could fly
bria
my father fell off a two story roof. he broke his legs and was bed ridden for about a year. i think i'd take the tackle over that.
ShadowAssassinQueef
Break legs, recover in a year. Get tacked and break you neck, paralyzed for life.
theNASHUS
fall off and break you're neck? that could be a possibility, just sayin
DaBomb23
how strong are the rugby players what gender are the rugby players js
michael
jump off a 2 story roof... into a pool
T.P.N
get sandwiched by 3 weak people
cornered
I've already done this,and I was fine.
Kyle
you where fine... O.o ohhh god i picked wrong
Matthew
2 stories is nothing if you know how to jump correctly...
Patrick19833
Less likely to die.
MarkTheGr8
Actually, having played with an actual rugby player, I'd say you're more likely to die from the 3-man tackle. 2 stories like like 4-5 meters max in a residential house. With just a decent landing, no broken bones.
[deleted]
Less likely to die if you have some kind of cushion to break your fall.
sigurbjornsson
just do a breakfall and your fine...
Dst
I like falling almost as much as trains
FavsCo
I practice parkour, so I know how to land.
BillyBob
You land with your legs locked right?
ShadowAssassinQueef
Actually you want to land on you back flat to the ground. More surface area for the energy to leave safely.
potatochips
Guys no no no, you want to land directly on your ass. The padding of your butt and spine will cushion the fall.
nwbx
Like I said before: Parkour!!!!! You need to do a somersault but lean to one side so the force goes through your back diagonally. I can't really do it but I still learned how to.
Ethan Armstrong
You want to absorb the energy not go splat
maddogmarto
You want to make sure you do a semi flip and land on your spine - your brain should cushion most of the fall
#Asha
I play rugby
Stumblefish
All you gotta do is make a roll on landing, and preferrably jump onto grass, then you won't even get a bruise.. And you would be quite okay even if you jumped onto a sidewalk
doubledice235
Get a small bungie cord.
nathannathan1232
Do you get a bungy cord... :P
Michael Pantazis
I play rugby so been there done that :D
kittycaty45
You can jump on to a Bunch of pillows :D
Cody Dudash
If i had a week I couldn't explain all the reasons that wouldn't work.
Eliot
Doesn't say there's anything under the roof like jello
sklrjkt
I would enjoy the 3 tackle sandwich for so many reasons...
T.P.N
sexy horny naked female rugby players come this way :D
[deleted]
@T.P.N Get a life, loser.
Calvin
Didn't say age of rugby players my friend plays rugby and he's 14
willieb09
But a 14 year old 6 foot 180 pounds would be scary I play rugby and that's how a guy on my team is
batbait
Just parkour roll when you land, it removes pressure from your feet and spreads it out over your back muscles. It's only painful that way if your land on gravel.
Theamazingsquid
Never said how good of a rugby player they are.
Caty Nina
Jump off a 3 story roof but land on those firefighter things
jono
i play rugby
kannderr
Well i dont want to die so
Olly
You never said how tall those stories are.
westyork
57% of you are dumb af
Cody Dudash
Nope, other way around. We would actually live.
Caty Nina
Jump off a 3 story roof but land on those firefighter things
Rita Bithika Rozario
I could be jumping into a pool.
Kevin
But what would I land on
Whippersnapper
I play rugby so it would just be part of the game for me
Kyle Chainey
Into the water, LOOPHOLE!
Michelle Scott
Sherlock survived.
Marco
Two story roof isn't that high, it's just jumping from my own roof. Which isn't that bad,
nathannathan1232
I've been working on jumping and in four days i can jump almost two inches higher!
Captain Slow
You have feet and arms, if you do it correctly, you'll survive. I've played rugby and you are more likely to get severely injured playing rugby and getting tackled by 3 players than jump off a 2 story house, people have jumped higher and survived.
TryHardCookie
I want to do this everyday! It would be a dream come true.
DJcool
Just land on a big mattress.
D_YellowMadness
Jumping off a roof, you can choose where you land. In a sandwich tackle, you're getting f*cked up with no say in the matter.
JD Lindblom
Just wear padding
sean
sandwich taste nice ill have that with extra cheese. tell the rugby players i said thanks for the sandwich its tasty.
[deleted]
Don't take that too literally, buddy.
Gamerguy1500
into a pool of warm, soothing water
TheCorrupted
Jump off a 2 story roof into a pool.
Redhot
Who said we didn't have protection from the fall?
Neezo
I play rugby and i've broken my thumb, wrist, and tibia, dislocated my shoulder, at least 4 fingers, and sprained my neck in the past 2 1/2 years so i'll jump off the roof any day
TypicalStuff
lego house roof
Christopher Ferreri
Never said I could jump off the roof and on to something to break the fall.