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- If you were starving, you would rather Eat a Human Foot than Eat a plate full of poop.
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Ardit
you'll get used to the smell...
conorj
you smart motherfucker.
Freq-Sho
But to think about it even if you chose smell like poop...... you'd be around yourself so you'd smell it either way
ಠ_ಠ
@Freq-Sho you are right, except other people would smell you and you would smell like shit (literally)
Emma Napolitano
this is exactly how it works. when something is constant, your body eventually treats it as a baseline and you won't notice it anymore.
iamawesomecat
Yeah u get use to the smell.
theme1337
it would be smelly while it lasts. and if i smelled like poop, nothing says i would have to smell myself.
grider
I never get out of my house anyways.
Nikolai0169
meh, after some time i get to ignore it, also, after WHAT poop does it smel?
thi018
My poop smells like a field of roses...
NietTheSecond
Or you could block your nose...
Alex Sandro Katamadze
it means only smell you can feel is poop one, it doesn't says that all smells will be poop. and trust me, i am in no huge contact with poop
PressFartToContinue
Smell is around 80% of taste... Nuff said.
derpy hooves
Why are we talking about shit?
mrs.caniff
But it would be gross at first
Danni
thats what I thought.
Outlaws
BRING A AIR FRESHNER JUST INCASE YOU STILL NOT GETTING USED TO IT!
aDelightz
i was about to press blue when i saw ur message Ardit thx!
SWJawaKitty
if you smelled like poop, 1) other people would notice. 2) you would constantly smell poop anyways
fartface
no, you wouldn't, it says you can only smell poop. forever. you Cant get used to it, or else u would smell nothing, which i don't think is possible. because even nothing smells like nothing. ;-) you would nor get used to it, is my point.
alyssa
but then u wont be able to smell cheese cake
PebblePanda
or operate to lose your sense of smell completely
PIGS4LIFE
Yeah and itll be fine.
Anounymous
What i the smell was a shampoo which was called Poop and smelled like Red Bull? (Regret?)
TheHomieKOS
if you get used to it does that yuo well never have to smell poop again??
john
i cant smell at all lol i have 3.5 scences
YOLO6000
I cant smell bad stuff :D
JSEFan
yay smart man
Tsusterac
i have a sensitive nose and i can puke with the horrible smell and nobody would like people who smell like poop
Luffy
Either way you would always smell poop but if you chose blue people would smell you.
Aadit
DID YOU COPY MY NAME?
Rikri
Ninja'd by 6 years...
LiterallyHitler
When you do smell. Just take lots of showers. LOOPHOLE!!!!!
Benja
Maybe we all smell like poop to animals but we're used to it...
John
good point
Derp
If I only smell poop it will affect the way I taste things
Benhaz3r
IM CONSTIPATED O FUCK ME DOG HATES ME KISS THE GIRL WHOM SMELLS LIKE SHIT AND SHIT COUPLE WITH THE SQUARE DANCE
IPlayThisInClass
theme are you aware that if YOU smell like it you are always around YOURSELF and your nose smells things that are around YOURSELF so you would logically be smelling it anyways but with what you chose other people can smell ya too and that's just nasty bro...
HopeyousteponaLego
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jordan
you will get used to it.. also does not been your eating poop so ya
grolarbearsarelife
doesn't say it is permanent, I could take a shower
Bendakid
clever girl
DjTurtlecorn
I don't give a CRAP. lol XD
omer
yep
Lew
but if you small like poop, you will still seall poop
apples
ima go with others get used to my smell
*+.IvyEvilCatArtist.+*
You'll get used to the smell either way, so you should be more specific and say which question you mean by that..
awlice
Brilliant. You'll get bullied to death if you smell like poop. I'd much rather smell like poop. Sooner later I'll get it over with anyway.
Payton
It's kind of like how you can tolerate the smell of your own dump, but to other's it may smell like the end of the world
sandman_gaming
ಠ_ಠ is all I can say
Ohausername
OH
James
Well until your nose can't take it anymore
I_EAT_UBERS
so god damn true
Splatqueen
that so true
Emma
@th018 "I know you'd like to think your shit don't stink But lean a little bit closer See that roses really smell like poo-poo-oo Yeah, roses really smell like poo-poo-oo." -OutKast
Joseph P
But would it be like a mild smell of poo, or like the really nasty stuff like in an out house
xavier
i wouldnt want anybody to say i smell besides your going to smell it
xavier
i wouldnt want anybody to say i smell besides your going to smell it
[deleted]
wouldnt you constantly smell poop either way?
ಠ_ಠ
except if you chose blue, other people would smell you
FreezingFire
But you would smell yourself
Eli C
But if you only smelled poop, you wouldn't smell anything else. If you only smelled like poop, you'd smell other things, too.
Milmut
Eli C......... ur picture gave me nightmares!
SWJawaKitty
Elic C actually you would only smell poop so ya
Hugh J'dik
Well its either smell like poop(have no freinds) or have to suffer...
Keovathna
U smart mother fucker
[deleted]
If you have a poor sense of smell, then yes.
ducki
Taste is mostly smell so if everything smells like poop, everything tastes like poop.
Cynthia Hunn
Well thank you
cowjello1
sensory adaptation is the words. you will get used to the smell, and then you will be able to taste other things too. much like you are able to smell yourself and still taste other things.
SWJawaKitty
ducki yes but if you smelled like poop forever you would smell poop forever anyways
[deleted]
Good point. Smell and taste are connected in a way. If I plug my nose, I would not taste anything as well.
driedger4191
Pretty sure girls wouldn't want to date a guy who smells like poop.
Miluna_Mimi
I agree ps. I'm the first person to reply to your comment
[deleted]
If pretty girls smell like poop, you wouldn't want to date them, either.
LaGea Rodgers
Only smell poop when I'm around poop right?
[deleted]
Make your own judgement on that. I don't want to smell only one thing, even if it is pleasant-smelling.
valdyr
"Only smell poop" - as in, the only thing I can smell is poop, doesnt mean I have to smell it at all
Catherine
Either way you're going to smell poop at all times.
[deleted]
Agreed. Defecation is inevitable. We have to get rid of our waste, somehow.
Morgan Marie
febreeze
Riley
You would only smell like poop. No exceptions.
AdrenalineRS
OMG LOL
[deleted]
Febreze does not work, anyways. So, it's a lose-lose for you.
kileyohl
I agree with ardit- You'd get used to it eventually.
Kammy12312
It doesn't say you can't take a bath
SWJawaKitty
you smell like poop forever it says ONLY
[deleted]
Baths and showers do not get rid of odors, just grime and dirt. That's it.
Charlie Ogden
If you smell like poop then you can probably smell yourself smelling like poop anyway, so i choose the option that gets me a change of getting laid, im gonna be smelling poop anyway
cerpintaxt
if you smell like poop you'll be around yourself all the time so you'd only smell poop all the time anyway
drizzy
you would get used to thr smell. peopl wont get used to you.
One Piece fan girl
Get parfum
[deleted]
Won't work, anyways. It's a lose-lose.
Katie Jane Keeling
Bit of a no-brainier smell poop or never have friends because you smell like poop
Rhys Chelsea Bancroft
My shit don't smell
Christion Restrepo
If u smell like poop u will smell it
Virginia Mullins
I don't like people anyways.
DooDooButter
I laughed so damn hard.
Shastar9
Just get a nose ring...you smell shit all the time already.
amanda wilcox
evry true the shit of nothing
Oliver
I'm sure there's some type of poop that smells good.
hornykid
if im banging a chick, it will turn me on
[deleted]
Get a life.
alexh41
If you can only smell poop it doesn't mean you always smell it, it just means you smell it when you're around it, but never able to smell anything else like flowers and atuff
FairyGods
hey who said i want to smell like poop, i dont wanna i want to get used to it.
Briley
if you smell like poop than all your gonna be smelling is poop anyways so the only logical answer is smelling poop 24/7
Dylbill
If i smell like poop I can smell it any ways
Xxx_M4R1O_xxX
What type of thrid-grade question is that? Why did you put that on either.io?
RaMih
Doesn't matter what you choose... You wil smell like poop and smell poop at the same time
Rhys Chelsea Bancroft
My shit don't smell
Rhys Chelsea Bancroft
My shit don't smell
maya
easy. it only takes a minute or two to get usedto a bad smell so u dont notice it
Dagnyh
75% picked red over blue
[deleted]
They are going to live such boring lives, then.
Caley House-Klecker
Perfume!!!!
[deleted]
Sorry. It won't work.
Divinity
everything you eat will taste literally taste like SHIT LOL fk that
cowjello1
it's called sensory adaptation idiot
GrimTacos
just remove my nose, i wouldn't mind looking like voldemort.
Tim Schneider
This question is basically would you rather smell poop, or have everyone, including you, smell poop.
JimmyMcPerson
"Only smell poop" Does this mean that the only thing you can smell is poop, or that everything you smell smells like poop.
Kala
Either way, I'm always gonna smell poop..
Loopholefag
They never said what sort of poo and how much.
Ben
Everyone likes their own brand.
Sarah
Whoever came up with this has a sick mind...
shittycats
Mie
kevin
i get a blocked nose alot know so its not a problem
Mike
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DanDJC
Just break their noses
Teleport
You'll just get used to the smell lol
HOTDOG
Smart Mother fucking animal
ZEK1508
Honestly, I'm used to Smelling Shit already, Dog Shit, That worst kind of Shit, Human Fesces ain't gon be a Problem
bucky
i would do only smell like poop because i poop myself because i wear diapers so i don't have to go to the bathroom so i am used to the smell