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Only smell poop

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  • 557

    Ardit

    12 years ago

    you'll get used to the smell...

    • 214

      conorj

      9 years ago

      you smart motherfucker.

    • 198

      Freq-Sho

      9 years ago

      But to think about it even if you chose smell like poop...... you'd be around yourself so you'd smell it either way

    • 62

      ಠ_ಠ

      9 years ago

      @Freq-Sho you are right, except other people would smell you and you would smell like shit (literally)

    • 36

      Emma Napolitano

      9 years ago

      this is exactly how it works. when something is constant, your body eventually treats it as a baseline and you won't notice it anymore.

    • 18

      iamawesomecat

      9 years ago

      Yeah u get use to the smell.

    • 8

      theme1337

      9 years ago

      it would be smelly while it lasts. and if i smelled like poop, nothing says i would have to smell myself.

    • 26

      grider

      9 years ago

      I never get out of my house anyways.

    • 3

      Nikolai0169

      9 years ago

      meh, after some time i get to ignore it, also, after WHAT poop does it smel?

    • 6

      thi018

      8 years ago

      My poop smells like a field of roses...

    • 3

      NietTheSecond

      8 years ago

      Or you could block your nose...

    • 3

      Alex Sandro Katamadze

      8 years ago

      it means only smell you can feel is poop one, it doesn't says that all smells will be poop. and trust me, i am in no huge contact with poop

    • 2

      PressFartToContinue

      8 years ago

      Smell is around 80% of taste... Nuff said.

    • 3

      derpy hooves

      8 years ago

      Why are we talking about shit?

    • 5

      mrs.caniff

      8 years ago

      But it would be gross at first

    • 0

      Danni

      6 years ago

      thats what I thought.

    • 5

      Outlaws

      6 years ago

      BRING A AIR FRESHNER JUST INCASE YOU STILL NOT GETTING USED TO IT!

    • 0

      aDelightz

      6 years ago

      i was about to press blue when i saw ur message Ardit thx!

    • 3

      SWJawaKitty

      6 years ago

      if you smelled like poop, 1) other people would notice. 2) you would constantly smell poop anyways

    • 2

      fartface

      6 years ago

      no, you wouldn't, it says you can only smell poop. forever. you Cant get used to it, or else u would smell nothing, which i don't think is possible. because even nothing smells like nothing. ;-) you would nor get used to it, is my point.

    • 1

      alyssa

      6 years ago

      but then u wont be able to smell cheese cake

    • 0

      PebblePanda

      6 years ago

      or operate to lose your sense of smell completely

    • 0

      PIGS4LIFE

      6 years ago

      Yeah and itll be fine.

    • 0

      Anounymous

      6 years ago

      What i the smell was a shampoo which was called Poop and smelled like Red Bull? (Regret?)

    • 1

      TheHomieKOS

      6 years ago

      if you get used to it does that yuo well never have to smell poop again??

    • 1

      john

      6 years ago

      i cant smell at all lol i have 3.5 scences

    • 0

      YOLO6000

      5 years ago

      I cant smell bad stuff :D

    • 1

      JSEFan

      5 years ago

      yay smart man

    • 0

      Tsusterac

      5 years ago

      i have a sensitive nose and i can puke with the horrible smell and nobody would like people who smell like poop

    • 0

      Luffy

      5 years ago

      Either way you would always smell poop but if you chose blue people would smell you.

    • 0

      Aadit

      5 years ago

      DID YOU COPY MY NAME?

    • 0

      Rikri

      5 years ago

      Ninja'd by 6 years...

    • 1

      LiterallyHitler

      5 years ago

      When you do smell. Just take lots of showers. LOOPHOLE!!!!!

    • 0

      Benja

      5 years ago

      Maybe we all smell like poop to animals but we're used to it...

    • 0

      John

      5 years ago

      good point

    • 0

      Derp

      5 years ago

      If I only smell poop it will affect the way I taste things

    • 0

      Benhaz3r

      5 years ago

      IM CONSTIPATED O FUCK ME DOG HATES ME KISS THE GIRL WHOM SMELLS LIKE SHIT AND SHIT COUPLE WITH THE SQUARE DANCE

    • 0

      IPlayThisInClass

      5 years ago

      theme are you aware that if YOU smell like it you are always around YOURSELF and your nose smells things that are around YOURSELF so you would logically be smelling it anyways but with what you chose other people can smell ya too and that's just nasty bro...

    • 0

      HopeyousteponaLego

      5 years ago

      400

    • 0

      jordan

      5 years ago

      you will get used to it.. also does not been your eating poop so ya

    • 0

      grolarbearsarelife

      5 years ago

      doesn't say it is permanent, I could take a shower

    • 0

      Bendakid

      5 years ago

      clever girl

    • 0

      DjTurtlecorn

      5 years ago

      I don't give a CRAP. lol XD

    • 0

      omer

      5 years ago

      yep

    • 0

      Lew

      5 years ago

      but if you small like poop, you will still seall poop

    • 0

      apples

      4 years ago

      ima go with others get used to my smell

    • 0

      *+.IvyEvilCatArtist.+*

      4 years ago

      You'll get used to the smell either way, so you should be more specific and say which question you mean by that..

    • 0

      awlice

      4 years ago

      Brilliant. You'll get bullied to death if you smell like poop. I'd much rather smell like poop. Sooner later I'll get it over with anyway.

    • 0

      Payton

      4 years ago

      It's kind of like how you can tolerate the smell of your own dump, but to other's it may smell like the end of the world

    • 1

      sandman_gaming

      4 years ago

      ಠ_ಠ is all I can say

    • 0

      Ohausername

      3 years ago

      OH

    • 0

      James

      3 years ago

      Well until your nose can't take it anymore

    • 0

      I_EAT_UBERS

      2 years ago

      so god damn true

    • 0

      Splatqueen

      2 years ago

      that so true

    • 1

      Emma

      1 year ago

      @th018 "I know you'd like to think your shit don't stink But lean a little bit closer See that roses really smell like poo-poo-oo Yeah, roses really smell like poo-poo-oo." -OutKast

    • 0

      Joseph P

      1 year ago

      But would it be like a mild smell of poo, or like the really nasty stuff like in an out house

    • 0

      xavier

      11 months ago

      i wouldnt want anybody to say i smell besides your going to smell it

    • 1

      xavier

      11 months ago

      i wouldnt want anybody to say i smell besides your going to smell it

  • 66

    [deleted]

    10 years ago

    wouldnt you constantly smell poop either way?

    • 19

      ಠ_ಠ

      9 years ago

      except if you chose blue, other people would smell you

    • 8

      FreezingFire

      9 years ago

      But you would smell yourself

    • 8

      Eli C

      9 years ago

      But if you only smelled poop, you wouldn't smell anything else. If you only smelled like poop, you'd smell other things, too.

    • 5

      Milmut

      9 years ago

      Eli C......... ur picture gave me nightmares!

    • 2

      SWJawaKitty

      6 years ago

      Elic C actually you would only smell poop so ya

    • 0

      Hugh J'dik

      5 years ago

      Well its either smell like poop(have no freinds) or have to suffer...

    • 0

      Keovathna

      5 years ago

      U smart mother fucker

    • 0

      [deleted]

      3 years ago

      If you have a poor sense of smell, then yes.

  • 24

    ducki

    9 years ago

    Taste is mostly smell so if everything smells like poop, everything tastes like poop.

    • 1

      Cynthia Hunn

      9 years ago

      Well thank you

    • 3

      cowjello1

      9 years ago

      sensory adaptation is the words. you will get used to the smell, and then you will be able to taste other things too. much like you are able to smell yourself and still taste other things.

    • 1

      SWJawaKitty

      6 years ago

      ducki yes but if you smelled like poop forever you would smell poop forever anyways

    • 0

      [deleted]

      3 years ago

      Good point. Smell and taste are connected in a way. If I plug my nose, I would not taste anything as well.

  • 18

    driedger4191

    10 years ago

    Pretty sure girls wouldn't want to date a guy who smells like poop.

    • 0

      Miluna_Mimi

      3 years ago

      I agree ps. I'm the first person to reply to your comment

    • 0

      [deleted]

      3 years ago

      If pretty girls smell like poop, you wouldn't want to date them, either.

  • 13

    LaGea Rodgers

    10 years ago

    Only smell poop when I'm around poop right?

    • 1

      [deleted]

      3 years ago

      Make your own judgement on that. I don't want to smell only one thing, even if it is pleasant-smelling.

  • 9

    valdyr

    9 years ago

    "Only smell poop" - as in, the only thing I can smell is poop, doesnt mean I have to smell it at all

  • 8

    Catherine

    10 years ago

    Either way you're going to smell poop at all times.

    • 0

      [deleted]

      3 years ago

      Agreed. Defecation is inevitable. We have to get rid of our waste, somehow.

  • 7

    Morgan Marie

    9 years ago

    febreeze

  • 4

    kileyohl

    12 years ago

    I agree with ardit- You'd get used to it eventually.

  • 3

    Kammy12312

    6 years ago

    It doesn't say you can't take a bath

    • 0

      SWJawaKitty

      6 years ago

      you smell like poop forever it says ONLY

    • 0

      [deleted]

      3 years ago

      Baths and showers do not get rid of odors, just grime and dirt. That's it.

  • 3

    Charlie Ogden

    9 years ago

    If you smell like poop then you can probably smell yourself smelling like poop anyway, so i choose the option that gets me a change of getting laid, im gonna be smelling poop anyway

  • 3

    cerpintaxt

    10 years ago

    if you smell like poop you'll be around yourself all the time so you'd only smell poop all the time anyway

  • 3

    drizzy

    10 years ago

    you would get used to thr smell. peopl wont get used to you.

  • 2

    One Piece fan girl

    6 years ago

    Get parfum

  • 2

    Katie Jane Keeling

    7 years ago

    Bit of a no-brainier smell poop or never have friends because you smell like poop

  • 2

    Rhys Chelsea Bancroft

    8 years ago

    My shit don't smell

  • 2

    Christion Restrepo

    8 years ago

    If u smell like poop u will smell it

  • 2

    Virginia Mullins

    9 years ago

    I don't like people anyways.

  • 2

    DooDooButter

    9 years ago

    I laughed so damn hard.

  • 2

    Shastar9

    10 years ago

    Just get a nose ring...you smell shit all the time already.

  • 0

    amanda wilcox

    1 month ago

    evry true the shit of nothing

  • 0

    Oliver

    1 month ago

    I'm sure there's some type of poop that smells good.

  • 1

    hornykid

    5 years ago

    if im banging a chick, it will turn me on

  • 1

    alexh41

    5 years ago

    If you can only smell poop it doesn't mean you always smell it, it just means you smell it when you're around it, but never able to smell anything else like flowers and atuff

  • 1

    FairyGods

    6 years ago

    hey who said i want to smell like poop, i dont wanna i want to get used to it.

  • 1

    Briley

    6 years ago

    if you smell like poop than all your gonna be smelling is poop anyways so the only logical answer is smelling poop 24/7

  • 1

    Dylbill

    6 years ago

    If i smell like poop I can smell it any ways

  • 1

    Xxx_M4R1O_xxX

    6 years ago

    What type of thrid-grade question is that? Why did you put that on either.io?

  • 1

    RaMih

    7 years ago

    Doesn't matter what you choose... You wil smell like poop and smell poop at the same time

  • 1

    Rhys Chelsea Bancroft

    8 years ago

    My shit don't smell

  • 1

    Rhys Chelsea Bancroft

    8 years ago

    My shit don't smell

  • 1

    maya

    8 years ago

    easy. it only takes a minute or two to get usedto a bad smell so u dont notice it

  • 1

    Dagnyh

    8 years ago

    75% picked red over blue

    • 0

      [deleted]

      3 years ago

      They are going to live such boring lives, then.

  • 1

    Caley House-Klecker

    8 years ago

    Perfume!!!!

  • 1

    Divinity

    9 years ago

    everything you eat will taste literally taste like SHIT LOL fk that

  • 1

    cowjello1

    9 years ago

    it's called sensory adaptation idiot

  • 1

    GrimTacos

    9 years ago

    just remove my nose, i wouldn't mind looking like voldemort.

  • 1

    Tim Schneider

    9 years ago

    This question is basically would you rather smell poop, or have everyone, including you, smell poop.

  • 1

    JimmyMcPerson

    9 years ago

    "Only smell poop" Does this mean that the only thing you can smell is poop, or that everything you smell smells like poop.

  • 1

    Kala

    9 years ago

    Either way, I'm always gonna smell poop..

  • 1

    Loopholefag

    9 years ago

    They never said what sort of poo and how much.

  • 1

    Ben

    9 years ago

    Everyone likes their own brand.

  • 1

    Sarah

    9 years ago

    Whoever came up with this has a sick mind...

  • 1

    shittycats

    9 years ago

    Mie

  • 1

    kevin

    9 years ago

    i get a blocked nose alot know so its not a problem

  • 0

    DanDJC

    3 months ago

    Just break their noses

  • 0

    Teleport

    6 months ago

    You'll just get used to the smell lol

  • 0

    HOTDOG

    8 months ago

    Smart Mother fucking animal

  • 0

    ZEK1508

    8 months ago

    Honestly, I'm used to Smelling Shit already, Dog Shit, That worst kind of Shit, Human Fesces ain't gon be a Problem

  • 0

    bucky

    1 year ago

    i would do only smell like poop because i poop myself because i wear diapers so i don't have to go to the bathroom so i am used to the smell

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